Escort Reviews

[Member #4457]

I had the pleasure of meeting Witanthekitten last night for the first time. I will definitely have to see her again. Services were limited because of just having her baby but that didn't keep me from having a great time with her. She is very cute and had a great personality. We talked for a few then she moved over to me to begin what was a great make out session. Then I felt her hand slide down my chest as she began to unzip my pants. A couple minutes later she moved down to say Hello, to my little friend. She is definately a person that wants you to be completely happy and is determined to get every bit of you in her mouth.

The only complaint I have is "Why did I wait so long to see her?

[SoftailHarley]

Great lady, great visit. Super nice, great service, very friendly and engaging. Lexi is either at or near the top of my list. You won't leave.

Smelling like an ashtray, you will leave satisfied and pleased with a great menu and quality companionship.

[CCCupcake]

I don't have much of a sweet tooth, but I've been eyeing CC for a while. I am a spur of the moment guy, and also a night owl. This makes seeing some providers difficult. I've worked with Buddah once before, and setup was painless. Incall was fine (though I believe they moved to another location, now). I won't go into details, but Cupcake is one of the very rare providers who've actually managed to score a goal with me. She was warm and down. To-earth, and we were both comfortable. An hour is not enough time with this girl.

I am trying not to do this at all for personal reasons, but I am really glad that I spent some time with Cupcake.

Thank you sweetheart. I understand the personal stuff, but if you decide to return, I'd love to see you again! Let's go for a double next time.

XOXO,

CC.

[WordSmithFour]

Had the pleasure of dreaming with Katelynn a short time ago. Very sexy woman who doesn't advertise on the board much. Pictures are accurate, in fact, she is much better looking in person. Set up was easy and she was very accommodating. Private incall location. Great personality, funny, relaxing. Excellent body rub that led to missionary activities. Tight, vocal and really into it. She's low volume, so if you have the chance, go for it. I will certainly repeat!

[ClassASweetie]

EMILY 937-677-xxxx -- A Fake, A Flake, and A Big Waste of Time!

I communicated with her, on and off, for about three days.

Each and every time we talked, she assured me that her BP Ad Pics are 100% Real and very Recent! WRONG! NOT even close, IMHO.

She is located 5 minutes from downtown and requests 150 hhr /200 hr.

Again, IMHO, she is NOT worth 65 hhr /100 hr -- she is a SCAM!

I have attached her two latest BP ads for you to see that she is a SCAM!

BTW, I am NOT completely certain exactly how BP ads work, that is, the mechanics behind the scenes, so to speak, but it appears to me that she is somehow capable of editing her Ads to replace her Pics only without having to post a completely new Ad each time in order to change her Pics. You can see what I'm talking about if you look at her BP Ads because the POST IDentification number, 16709397, is exactly the same on both Ads, as is the text, yet she has somehow managed to replace / change her Ad pics. It's probably not rocket science to do what she's doing but I thought I would mention it since I've never posted a BP Ad and don't really know how it works.

As long as a BP ad is active even three or four days later, the provider can log into her account and change and edit any pics, info ect. I believe one ad can stay active for up to 30 days. Not %100 sure on that but pretty positive. But the provider can edit as many times she wants in a day or how ever long active.

[Member #4637]

I saw both of these fine providers recently, and I had a great time with both. Ann gave me a great almost PSE cim, and NatieGFE suprised me with her sloppy wet BJ skills. Great girls, now who do I visit next...hummm?

I've had similar experiences with both, and from my personal experiences, I'd recommend Sexy Sass and Cinnamon for BBBJCIM.

[RegulatorD]

I saw both of these fine providers recently, and I had a great time with both. Ann gave me a great almost PSE cim, and NatieGFE suprised me with her sloppy wet BJ skills. Great girls, now who do I visit next...hummm?

[Tcoupe]

Nice girl, she was legit, florance incall, BBBJ, daty, cfs, mish to doggy finish. Good time, nice value, will repeat.

[Admin2]

How many times to I have to say it. Keep that stupid shit in the Octagon.

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[JLZ61]

Had heard that Natti cleaned up her place a bit since my last visit and thought I'd check it out. Yes, it's better than it was, but only a little. It's nowhere near spotless. For the clean or neat freak, Natti's so not it.

HOWEVER (intentionally in caps), she is one of the nicest and sweetest young gals out there. It's all real. No BS. No rush. Just a great gal. Again, no sexy lingerie. No candles. No lace. Nothing like that at all.

But if you're looking for a very cute and very real girl next door experience, Natti's it. She's like that hot girl you see every day in your neighborhood and always wondered she would be like to be with. Natti's a great kisser and cuddlier. Rockin' bod. Very nice ass. Sweet disposition. Kinda likes to be told what to do. Very sensitive DATY.

She very much enjoys what she does. While my last experience had left me a little meh, this one was much nicer. Walked away with a smile. A definite repeat for me.

[DickHerDown]

Jersey is actually one of EE girls. She is Rydeer. Just want to let everyone know. Don't know why the name change. Peace ZT.

Thanks for the clarification. I was thinking there was a new hot chick available LOL. I'm glad you said this because I've seen Rydeer and wasn't impressed. Not hot, and just weird. To each his own though!

[ZackTy]

I dreamt of a girl name Jersey tonight incall in Florence. Very enthusiastic, will repeat, perfect petite body, tight v. Was good with giving and receiving, Greeted me with a nice hug and kiss, 19,5"2 110 lbs, 34 be, very soft skin, gorgeous blue eyes, long pretty blonde hair, feet were perfect, I set up another appointment already for Friday, not a clock watcher, No rush, she's as kinky as you want her. She wore nice sexy lingerie, gave great oral, she swallows, was open to many positions, flexible schedule, mentioned she's only going to be doing this for a couple of weeks, jerseybabie94 of the mail of g.

Jersey is actually one of EE girls. She is Rydeer. Just want to let everyone know. Don't know why the name change. Peace ZT.

[JustForKicks63]

I had a dream of a sloppy wet BBBJ and the provider in this dream was Ms Perez. She is friendly and accomidating. Be safe.

[Babelover77]

LETS HAVE SOME REALL (sic) FUN ad -- Another BP SCAMMER! Buyer BEWARE: 859-308-xxxx!

Several days ago I saw a new face on BAVE YOU A LOT OF MONEY (and loads of aggravation, too)! Since I like to visit "new-to-me" providers a few times before I get antsy and decide to chase after the proverbial, "next, please," it's never really been a problem in my mind for me to invest 15 minutes or more of my time to do some checking to help me separate the wheat from the chaff, so to speak, -- that is, to weed out as much BS as possible before deciding who to pursue "next" -- like a starving cave man!

Thats some nice work my man. Keep up the good work.

Tipping my hat to honor your good work.

[Member #4483]

Hello Gentlemen!

Ready to meet a real, intelligent, sexy girl next door? My name is Kelly. I'm 25,5'4, size 2, 34 be. I'm a full-time, college educated professional with a kinky side. Don't let the fake reviews from jealous "undercover" girls fool you--I don't have time for drugs or drama. I'm here to have fun and am not desperate for the money. I'm looking to find a few sweet guys to have as regulars. Not interested in seeing multiple men a day or more than a few per week. As I said, I have a real job so this is not my sole source of income and I am not desperate!! I have an extremely flexible schedule and can typically schedule appointments anytime as long as I have some notice. Feel free to contact me anytime but please don't be upset if it takes more than 3 minutes for my response. It's nothing personal--I have a life as I'm sure you do as well--you'll find, however, that if we become friends, it will be much easier to get my undivided attention.

Because I am a professional I'd like to stay under the radar and use only the utmost discretion. I have only advertised for a few weeks and this is the last ad I will be posting on this site before removing my account so if you're interested, act fast or forever hold your peace! Text or call me at 513-544-0166 and let's get to know each other. My rate is $300/ hr and up but I promise I won't watch the clock--I want to get off as bad as you do!! Serious, generous inquiries only (don't waste my time and I won't waste yours!

If you're looking for a quick, cheap thrill you should look elsewhere but If I sound like I might be the right girl for you, let me know!

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Kelly.

513-544-0166.

I've encouraged Kelly to weigh in here on her own behalf.

The wild claims about her being on drugs are utter nonsense. You'll notice that every one involves vague allegations, and they keep changing.

One minute it's meth, then it's heroin, then it's cocaine. I fully expect a sock puppet user name to declare that Kelly is not answering her emails and texts because she is an al Qaeda operative who is busy making plans to bring the global jihad to Cincinnati.

Here is the truth: Kelly is a "normal" suburban young lady who works a regular white collar job. Her brother and I attended the same high school. (He was much younger than me, of course). I know one of Kelly's grade school classmates through channels that have nothing to do with the hobby. Kelly comes from a two parent, stable, upper middle class family.

So why is Kelly here? Kelly spent some time on the sugar daddy sites in recent years, where several gentlemen (myself included) saw her on an occasional basis. She wanted to increase her side income a bit, and so decided to give this a try.

She was overwhelmed by the volume of texts, and the challenges of verifying clients and scheduling appointments. A number of USAG guys (about 10) have seen her since she placed her ad here last month. But many more have had their texts and calls unreturned.

I'm not going to reveal the nature of Kelly's day job, but I can tell you that it is a professional line of work that requires at least 40 hours per week of attention. As I mentioned before, Kelly probably isn't going to return your text within 15 minutes and set up an appointment for later that day.

Kelly's goal is to cultivate a small following of regulars. I realize that some of you prefer the high volume providers who compete on price and "ready at your beck and call" availability. Kelly isn't going after that market.

As DNut fairly assessed, she isn't for everyone, and her operating procedures are a bit outside the norm here. You may reasonably decide that you would rather see one of the other providers here. There *is* a lot more choice here than there once was, even for super picky guys like me.

All fair and good. But the allegations about Kelly being a drug user or drug dealer (as one sock puppet suggested) are 100% hokum. Ditto for her being a terrorist or escaped convict. I can also assure you that she is not a vampire, werewolf, or witch (as I fully expect her anonymous detractors to become even more creative in the art of unsubstantiated libel).

When Kelly visits me, she usually borrows a book from my extensive personal library. She reads these books and we have intelligent discussions about them. (She last borrowed my copy of "Duma Key" by Stephen King.)

I look for Kelly to drop out of here after she lines up a few regulars.

I personally prefer a lady who *hasn't* seen every guy on the board. (That's why I actually prefer the "sugar baby" websites to the professional provider venue). But again, to each his own.

I had the exact same experiece with Kelly / BlondeBabyDoll. I sent her a text, and she replied 5 hours later. By that time, I moved on and made other arrangements. I'm not going to hold a "no reply" against her or any provider. I make contact, and wait an hour. (just in case she just started an hour long appointment. I wouldn't want her to interrup that session, just as much as I would hate for a provider to interrupt my session). For me, an hour is a reasonable time to wait for a text back before I start looking at other options. No harm, no foul.

As far as these druggie accusations go, a few people have weighed in. But Todd Cincy, who I have known to be an upstanding, long time, great intel, kind of a member, has refuted the allegations made by noobs. Not even 10 noobs are equal to 1 Todd, IMHO. Would I see Kelly? Absolutely. . . But only if she provided the type of service I am looking for . . . Which, even according to Todd, isn't the kind of experience she offers.

Somewhere out there, is a monger who will like her service and her options. That's just not me.

I saw KELLY again the other day and her pics are 100% accurate. It was another extremely enjoyable visit for me!

What amazes me the most about this girl is how beautiful she looks. Even though others have claimed all kinds of crazy stuff about her, I simply do NOT believe any of it. Why? Because there is no way KELLY could be doing meth, heroin, and cocaine -- since High School (7-8 years ago), as I believe it's been alleged -- and look as good as she does. In fact, KELLY reminds me of a California volleyball girl -- clean, fit, and wholesome -- a real beachbunnie!

If you go for a visit, you will see for yourself -- she has ALL of her teeth, NO meth face, and has never once appeared to me, in person (over multiple visits) or on the phone (in many tele conversations), to be high or drunk. She's actually a very bright, pleasant, kind, and quick-witted person!

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I know you were making a joke, but you just can't say shit like that even in jest.

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