Strip Club Reports

[Schelong]

Out making the rounds on the black strip club circuit. Went out for day and night shifts Thurs-Saturday. And I really had a good time, but there are some interesting notes this go round. So on to the rambling (I think most know my spots by now).

Thursday:

Started out with dayshift Pleasers. Slow start, really only 1 girl I wanted to get a dance from and she was tied up for the longest, so I eventually left without a dance. The dark skin droopy huge soft booty chick was there, but decided not to partake. The got a new outdoor pink sign for the club. It definitely stands out (LOL)! Note: They are charging $2 for dayshift entry. Only club doing it that I'm aware of.

Next went to Foxy Lady. Again no one caught my eye, and pickings were slim. Note: They now have a the club is for sale on the billboard with a phone number to call if interested. So maybe the club is finally on its last legs? More on this later.

Went past Queen City and they were closed, so kept going to Babes and that where things picked up. Saw 1 of the chicks from Foxy here (actually saw 1 on Pleasers dayshift, too, so they are starting to venture away Foxy bit by bit). Note: They finally got rid of the boxing ring, put some type of faux wall where the giant tv is and put in a "snacks" booth off to the corner. I have yet to see anyone actually buy a snack from there. For kicks I asked for the price of a small bag of lays chips and she told me $2? Um. I'm ok (LOL)! Got some good dances by 3 girls, with 1 really trying to sway me to VIP (which is still $20 for entry). Note: For Queen City, I went back by on Friday dayshift and nightshift and they were still closed, so not sure what the deal is there. I remember being told they were going to renovate?

After taking a dinner break, I went back to Pleasers to see who was working nights (New York and Hurricane still part of the lineup). Didn't have time to wait on anyone, so I head off to Rocafellas (still $10 for entry, still doing the parking hustle). Lots of hungry girls inside and since I was there around 2 am, I pretty much had my pick. Got some dances from my regular chick.

Wash, rinse, repeat for Friday & Saturday. I will say that Babes was the best overall time this trip which is rare for me. But I was a little bummed out by a big booty chocolate chick named Hershey, who told me she "only" dances in VIP. If you had seen this azz, you'd understand why it bummed me out. Of course, I don't want to do VIP for just the same dance I can get on the main floor (duh). Surprised she wasn't dancing at Blue Flame with that mentality. But she actually gave a good grind.

When I got back form Roca, I went searching through BP ads and saw one for big booty porn star Ms Cleo. Couldn't believe my eyes! Took the number down for later.

Before I forget, went back to Foxy late night Thursday around 0130 and they security told me the club was closed because the girls left (LOL)! Wow! Guess there weren't any customers. So I cam back again Friday night and it was ok; dude even tried to give me break on the normal VIP price to make some money. I haven't seen the big titty chick this or my last few trips and the girl I like wasn't there, either. Hate to see the place go, but they have been losing business ever since they started acting funny with VIP pricing and trying to keep the customer / girl action PG on the main floor. Let a hood club be a hood club!

So, like I said Friday repeat and Saturday it was raining and started coming down with a cold. I will say Friday was lighter than normal for patrons; I realize the SEC game was in town, but I don't think that would impact the clubs that much? I decide to call Ms Cleo around 11 pm and left a message when she didn't pick up. She was only to stay through the weekend and I knew I wouldn't be available on Sunday. So decided to go back to Pleasers to close out the roundup. I was actually not going to do anything, but NY stopped by and grabbed me! Now these 2 chicks (NY and Hurricane) STAY busy. Back when I first met NY, maybe 3 or so years ago, it was pretty easy to get her. But literally, dudes stay tapping them on the should to get on their list all night long. I've only danced with Hurricane once and it was the truth, but she never comes to me, however NY will come to me. I call myself trying to ween myself off her, but when she physically grabbed me and I still had Ms Cleo on the mind, I broke down. Suffice it to say, she made short work of me and I probably made out better on pricing than if I managed to hook up with Cleo. I think NY added to her real estate, because I used to be able to hold out. This time it was like a pliable, yet firm, vise grip-I never stood a chance! But early Sunday morning Cleo text me to say she was available and I cursed my luck. Even if I had the time (which I didn't), my cold kicked in more and I didn't have the pent up energy needed for a session (plus not sure what the cost would be). But if there is another opportunity, I will hit her up as soon as I see the ad as I want that left cheek / right cheek dance with little man right in the middle (LOL)!

Last note: Noticed a ATM receipt in Pleasers, left behind. Being nosy, I grabbed it and saw it was for 60 bucks with a $10 fee for using the ATM. OUCH!!! Why do folks use the stripclub ATMs??? That's a lost of 2 dances (LOL)!!

Haven't posted in a while, but I'm going to start contributing again and let's start with Ms. Cleo. I was just as excited to see her post as you were and 'lucky' enough to get a session. Damage was $3.5 for the hour and honestly not worth it. Like most pornstars, she displayed none of the enthusiasm or sex drive that you see in her scenes. Very mechanical and business like. She didn't rush me and followed instruction well. Highlight of the session was the BBBJ. Her skills are real. Other than a 1 time trophy fuck, I wouldn't recommend. The only pornstars I could honestly say give a real PSE that I've experienced are Honey Danielz and Sky Black. Your better off finding a look-a-like for a fraction of the price.

[Dick M Good]

There are no benefits, pay is inconsistent so it's impossible to make a budget and is financially stressful.

They each made about $1000/ night on average.

If I made an average of 1000 dollars per night I sure as hell wouldn't worry about "being financially stressful."

I've probably gotten more FREE extras from Cheetah than from just about any other clubs (or maybe neck and neck with Follies); it's really more about charm there than money, in my experience.

When I was in graduate school (at Tech), I roomed with two Cheetah dancers; we were threesome fuck buddies, and obviously I wasn't rich (I think I made $9 k per year from my PhD stipend, and that was in the early 90's); that was back when dancers made a ton of money without extras (). But, we had loads of fun together, and that's what got their interest, I suppose.

Dancing as a job actually sucks. The hours are horrible, it's psychologically and physically exhausting, there are no benefits, pay is inconsistent so it's impossible to make a budget and is financially stressful, AND it's still a very marginalized way to make a living, much less hold down a normal relationship. A guy who's just fun, and not weird or demanding, is a godsend to these women.

O.

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[Ozymandias]

Ozy. You do realize this "guy" is saying generic stuff, right?

I know.

Replying was just a chance to boast of youthful conquests!

Besides, I hate to waste a good postcount-padding.

O.

[Wleakr]

I've probably gotten more FREE extras from Cheetah than from just about any other clubs (or maybe neck and neck with Follies); it's really more about charm there than money, in my experience.

When I was in graduate school (at Tech), I roomed with two Cheetah dancers; we were threesome fuck buddies, and obviously I wasn't rich (I think I made $9 k per year from my PhD stipend, and that was in the early 90's); that was back when dancers made a ton of money without extras (they each made about $1000/ night on average). But, we had loads of fun together, and that's what got their interest, I suppose.

Dancing as a job actually sucks. The hours are horrible, it's psychologically and physically exhausting, there are no benefits, pay is inconsistent so it's impossible to make a budget and is financially stressful, AND it's still a very marginalized way to make a living, much less hold down a normal relationship. A guy who's just fun, and not weird or demanding, is a godsend to these women.

O.

Ozy. You do realize this "guy" is saying generic stuff, right?

[Ozymandias]

Yes very beautiful women don't know of any extra's from there unless your a professional ball player or a very rich man you might get something on they're off hrs. I just go there for the nice entertainment.

I've probably gotten more FREE extras from Cheetah than from just about any other clubs (or maybe neck and neck with Follies); it's really more about charm there than money, in my experience.

When I was in graduate school (at Tech), I roomed with two Cheetah dancers; we were threesome fuck buddies, and obviously I wasn't rich (I think I made $9 k per year from my PhD stipend, and that was in the early 90's); that was back when dancers made a ton of money without extras (they each made about $1000/ night on average). But, we had loads of fun together, and that's what got their interest, I suppose.

Dancing as a job actually sucks. The hours are horrible, it's psychologically and physically exhausting, there are no benefits, pay is inconsistent so it's impossible to make a budget and is financially stressful, AND it's still a very marginalized way to make a living, much less hold down a normal relationship. A guy who's just fun, and not weird or demanding, is a godsend to these women.

O.

[Wayne40]

Yes very beautiful women don't know of any extra's from there unless your a professional ball player or a very rich man you might get something on they're off hrs. I just go there for the nice entertainment.

[Wleakr]

The club I always visit is over there I'm sure everyone knows the one I'm talking about.

Do you have a purpose in your trolling? Just wondering...

[Wayne40]

The club I always visit is over there I'm sure everyone knows the one I'm talking about.

[Wayne40]

Thats why I just set at the bar tip a dollar or two here and there and get to see all the girls sooner or later. LOL.

[Acaryu]

I usually like to have dancing from a girl for more than 1 song. But nowadays the DJ's mix the song so that it is impossible to separate one song from another. Some posters suggest to have only the regular dances for you. Sometimes I get the regulars cheat on me too, even when I refer the no of songs with the songs on stage. I paid but I would not ask them to dance for me any more.

I don't know how they get these rude customers these days. I had dancers dancing for me and some of these stupid guy came over to rain money on my head. I ignored him 2 times. When he was trying to do the same the third time, I warned him. Luckily I held my temper. Otherwise I would let him feel how we treat rude people in the clubs. The manager came over and said sorry and he talked to the guy. I just don't know why he didn't throw the assholes out. Maybe he spends money there, but they shouldn't tolerate rude behavior.

I was in Shooting Alley on time with a girlfriend and I was kicked out because one of the dancer did not like my girlfriend and she refused to continue dancing in the club unless we were kicked out. The manager told me sorry but I had to leave immediately. He asked me to come back another time for free cover but I could not come back with her anymore. I did not go back to there any more.

[Dick M Good]

That also happened to me a girls said she danced two dances instead of the one she did dance. I had scene with her and she went to the bouncer but she relented much to the apparent relief of the bouncer.

LOL! There was this one girl, who told me I owed her money for a dance, from the last time I was there, and threatened to tell the management. I just laughed and walked away. First, I don't do black chicks. Second, If I don't know you, you can't dance for me. If you can't come over and talk and shoot the shit, keep walking. That's how I dew things!

DeW.

[De Walt]

I no longer spend so much time at Follies and I when I do make sure I eat a lot of their food and drink as little as possibile to make sure they don't make money off of me.

LOL! There was this one girl, who told me I owed her money for a dance, from the last time I was there, and threatened to tell the management. I just laughed and walked away. First, I don't do black chicks. Second, If I don't know you, you can't dance for me. If you can't come over and talk and shoot the shit, keep walking. That's how I dew things!

DeW.

[Dick M Good]

I can relate to that. I had a problem at Follies with a female customer. I walked a around a corner of the bar and ran up in front of a pregnanat female who was obviously in a bad mood to begin with. She immediately demanded to pass and I said thaere was no problem just pass as their was plenty of room. I squeezed by with out touching her at all. The next thing I know is that the bouncer is telling me that I have to go because I pushed her. She apparently told him that I pushed her which was a total lie there was no body contact in any way. I told him my side of the story and he seemed to believe me but just gave me the "come back tomorrow, but call it a night" rush and opened the door for me. I was very upset and enraged that anyone would think that I would push a pregnant woman. I no longer spend so much time at Follies and I when I do make sure I eat a lot of their food and drink as little as possibile to make sure they don't make money off of me.

Good for you!

"I'll tell the manager (bouncer, etc)." is just another bluff that's part of the hustle.

Don't confuse a club manager with a pimp. He isn't going to kick your ass. He's trying to run a business that at least in part relies on customer word of mouth and good will. Besides the $10 or $20 in disputed dances doesn't come out of his pocket or the club's drawer. The girl eats it.

The club manager works with the girls everyday. He knows that they have the common sense and veracity of an Alabama football fan.

The exceptions to this would be: 1) you are shit faced wasted. Your credibility is low or 2) you were (physically or verbally) abusive to the girl.

At Follies in particular in Jan. Of 2013 I had a girl try to run some hustle on me. I told the cocktail waitress who sent a manager over. Guy gave me a free VIP room for my trouble.

[Anthony Planet]

Good for you!

The club manager works with the girls everyday. He knows that they have the common sense and veracity of an Alabama football fan.

The exceptions to this would be: 1) you are shit faced wasted. Your credibility is low or 2) you were (physically or verbally) abusive to the girl.

At Follies in particular in Jan. Of 2013 I had a girl try to run some hustle on me. I told the cocktail waitress who sent a manager over. Guy gave me a free VIP room for my trouble.

LOL, if I wasn't an Alabama fan, I would think that's funny! But, since I laughed, that means maybe I'm not an Alabama fan. Man, I'm confused. Roll Dayum Tide.

[Anthony Planet]

Decided to hit the black clubs tonight, started at club babes, it was a akward scene, saw some GAY GUYS dacing on each other also didn't see any big booty types that I like so didn't waste much time I spent 8 dollars for approx 10 mins in the club because it wasnt a good scene, Headed over to pleasers it was dead NY nowhere in sight so I got a dance from big booty cocoa and that ass was as soft as cotton, managed to get digits and will contact later, after she left it was pretty dead so I decided to leave as well, thought about pin ups but decided to call it a night.

Wait. Gay guys dancing on each other at Babes? Makes no sense. I've never seen that, not anything close. That's a new one on me. I haven't been there is two weeks, but I've been going for about five years. I hope they don't have a side party of any type going on in there. Would surly take away from the enjoyment.