Massage Parlor Reports

[Rianrav]

This is a great report. (I'll say it, it's Acu on Tele near 7 Mile). I think for non-FS AMP, Acu is universally considered the most reliable and best. Here's your AMP Primer. YMMV with other places, but this is par for the course.

Yeah awesome post. How is the massage in this place?

[Member #4612]

This is a great report. (I'll say it, it's Acu on Tele near 7 Mile). I think for non-FS AMP, Acu is universally considered the most reliable and best. Here's your AMP Primer. YMMV with other places, but this is par for the course.

I've been to both Acu and Wyandotte Wellness and can say that they are equally as good. However, I give Wyandotte Wellness the edge on the HE delivered and the friendliness of the service providers.

[Backpage]

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...aping/12363522

I am Ok with the legit massage, but hate it when these gals post like this and act like WE are the ones with the problem! What the hell so you think us guys are going to think? But hey, I TOFTT (actually 2) and a no go!

Basically, OK massage, attractive, works in a nice clean local, in her basement, however would never repeat because I feel that her ad (pics) are just a bait and switch, and I have a hard time respecting that. But a normal gal, clean and if you're looking for an ok massage at a thrift store rate, I'd say go for it!

Safe Hunting.

H2.

Her ad says;"This is a 100% therapeutic NON SEXUAL! Massage" She kinda was honest about that I guess.

[Throtbngr]

I have received PMs after my first post. That was great. My question is to senior members. I got PMs from users with zero posts and low (under 5) users asking for info.

I am reluctant to reply. Let me know, and other first timers, what your thoughts are on this.

WM.

I tend to look at quality over quantity! Ex. If someone has 50 posts and 10 are reviews of the M1 and the other 40 are A asking for Intel B reviews of places that closed 10-15 years ago C after the fact posts (Ex. You post a review saying I went to Asian massage and got a good massage and no he and they respond to your post saying yeah I go all the time they don't do he) but never posted a review D post false or misleading info I generally don't respond. However, if a person has only 10 posts and they are all good accurate reviews of multiple providers I will happily send them the intel they ask for! There are a few members I PM back and forth Intel not posted in the forum because I see them as regular posters who post good intel. If I get a PM from someone I don't know I usually read at least half of their post prior to deciding whether I should respond or not by clicking on their name and then clicking and then clicking on view forum posts!

[I Toftt]

Had planned a trip over to wayne road to try out yoko but somehow found myself downriver so I made my way into earthtone on fort st I guess its riverview, they always do a good actual massage an a cheap HJ usually .20 tip gets it done I'm pretty sure more is to be had but she wasnt much of a looker so I didn't ask, she sId its been real slow there so as far as getting cheap extras I'd say the balls in our court here. There were just glad to have a customer. Good luck.

[Ropeshark07]

This is a great report. (I'll say it, it's Acu on Tele near 7 Mile). I think for non-FS AMP, Acu is universally considered the most reliable and best. Here's your AMP Primer. YMMV with other places, but this is par for the course.

My first AMP experience (kind of).

(This is my 2nd post and I'm not familiar with the editing here. I originally typed this up in Word 2007, but it didn't copy over as intended and some characters are translated differently. I hope it's formatted ok).

Here is my contribution for AMPs for Newbies. I don't know if I'm even qualified to post this since I've only been to ONE AMP (probably 20+ times over the last 14 months). From what I've read, the experience varies greatly based on the AMP, and what I've written only applies to this one place. I'm not going to name the location because I don't want it to sound like an ad for the place, but it probably won't be too difficult for some of you to figure out from the description.

The Newbie in this "longer than I anticipated story" is me, 14 months ago. Never seen an Escort (at that point). Never been in a massage parlor before. Deep in a midlife crisis. Don't know how many boners I've got left in life, but want to make them count. Scared and kind of a Pussy. The Newbie comments here are close to what I was thinking, my fears and anxieties. I wish I had a Veteran to answer my concerns. I had not yet found USA SG.

The Veteran (for lack of a better term) in this story is also me, returning from the future to help guide Newbie Me through my first time at an AMP. Veteran Me may poke fun at Newbie Me, not Newbies in general. These are my observations and viewpoints (which may be totally wrong), based on my experience at this ONE AMP.

Actually, Plan A was to get an Escort. I'm the type that has to research and analyze the hell out of everything. Getting "a clue" about Escorts was becoming a lot of work. What do you mean the pictures might be fakes? What, I need references? There are scams? Etc, etc, etc. Months go by.

OK – I've done nothing so far, time for 'Plan-be'. I see these Massage Parlors all over. I find a review site that lists local AMPs. It looks like there's a good one that I pass by everyday to work. I'll try one out, get a HJ, and see how it goes. It takes weeks to P.S.ych myself up.

Then one day:

Sleep in. Check;.

Shower. Check;.

Wallet and phone hidden in car trunk. Check;.

$80 door fee in one pocket. Check;.

$40 tip in another pocket. Check;.

$40 emergency cab fare hidden in sock. Check;.

Phone numbers of guys to bail me out of jail if the place gets raided. Check;.

Rubber (just in case). Check;.

Driving to the place. Check. Hey, I grew a pair! This is actually happening!

Newbie: The AMP is between a bank and some restaurants. Are people going to watch me? Laugh at me? Point at me?

Veteran: Sorry no. You're not that important. If it makes you feel better, walk with a limp and the one person who does notice you might think you're just getting a massage.

Newbie: Ok here I go. No turning back now. The outside glass door leads to a little vestibule. In the vestibule are house plants, a sign on the wall with the half-hour and hour rates, a solid door, and a doorbell.

Veteran: Don't you wish you had a set-up like this when you were a teenager to keep your parents out of your room? Ring the doorbell. On the other side you'll hear, "Hello" and in a couple seconds the solid door opens to a smiling Korean girl (I use the term "girl" for any female). Just say Hi and step inside. (If you're returning, say Hi. Her name. It's easier for you to remember her than her to remember you). Straight ahead is a little lounge with a TV and couch for the girls. There may or may not be other girls sitting there. To the left is a hallway with massage rooms and a shower.

Newbie: Hum... I was hoping that I'd be walking into a room full of 21 year old hotties pillow-fighting.

Veteran: Nope – You watch too much porn. They're not 21, but they're not bad, and you're going to have your eyes closed most of the time anyway.

Newbie: So, do I get to choose the girl?

Veteran: In my observation. No, but I've never asked. There are usually three girls working (when I've been there). The girls take turns. This is their livelihood. They're all good in different ways. If you plan on coming back, you don't want to piss them off by asking for someone different. Plus, these girls work morning until night and need breaks between customers. I suppose regular customers might be able to get away with asking for a certain girl. One time, I did ask about making an appointment with one, but it kind of got "lost in translation" and I got the vibe it's not something that they like.

Newbie: So the girl that opened the door is the one I get?

Veteran: Most of the time. Once, one was finishing up lunch and another let me in. Another time all girls were busy, one let me in, put me in an empty room to wait, then another came and took me to her room. Just go with it. Remember my first answer. You're not that special.

Veteran: The girl may ask you right here at the door how long you want. Tell her and take a step to the left (toward the hall). She'll take you to a room. Once in the room, she'll close the door and ask if you want an hour or half-hour (if she didn't already). The difference is only $20 so I go for the hour. I've read that half hour appointments often run longer than that, but I just pay for the full hour. She'll take your money, tell you to get undressed (and lay down on the table), and leave for a couple minutes while you get undressed.

Newbie: This is a lot of money for a HJ. Is a tip even needed?

Veteran: It's not JUST for a HJ, there's the massage too. I asked if they get a cut of the rate. The answer was an eye-roll and a reply of "just a little". I'm assuming that the owner gets most of it and the girls basically just work for tips, but that's just my assumption.

Newbie: Do I give her the tip when I give her the rate so she knows I want more than just a massage?

Veteran: No. When I was a Newbie, I read a review where the guy (while getting undressed) left the tip on the little "desk" they have in the room so she would know what he expected when she returned. It seemed like a good idea and I did it a couple times, but I don't think it really mattered. I say hold off until after you're done and dressed – you never know what might happen. If you become a regular, it's a non-issue. You tip her afterwards and there's no doubt you want more.

Newbie: This is a nice room. Warm, kind of dark, relaxing music, nice solid table. A lot nicer than I expected.

Veteran: Yep. It surprised me too.

Newbie: So I just get naked while she's out.

Veteran: Yep. No pussing out now. Show a little class and put your shoes under the chair so nobody trips over them. Fold your clothes and put them on the chair or hang them on the hooks on the door. Either sit on the table facing the door or lie face down on the table with your face in the hole and your ass pointing up. I sit facing the door, look her in the eyes and smile as she walks back in. If she's new to me, I tell her my first name and ask for hers. If not, I may remind her of my name if she hasn't used it already. Don't be shy that you're naked; remember... You're just not that special.

Newbie: Do I tell her it's my first time here (or first ever massage)? I've read that I should say no – that it's not my first time here.

Veteran: When I was a Newbie, I read the same thing. I have a terrible poker face and didn't know if I could fake it. I admitted that it was my first massage ever, but lied and said that my friend comes here and told me about it. Read some recent reviews and drop a girl's name or two if she asks who he saw (I didn't have to). Does it matter? Not for me. It actually took a lot of the pressure off since I didn't have to fake it – and worry about her see that I was faking it. The girl was very patient with me and tried to show me the ropes. I even admitted it was my 2nd, 3rd, and 4th time so they knew I've been there before, but was still a Newbie. That seemed to work out good for me because they were extra helpful.

Newbie: I can barely understand her.

Veteran: Me neither. Hell, I can't understand British or Hillbilly accents either. But that's what so good about it, you can just relax and enjoy without talking or trying to "impress her". She may not understand you very much either. I think the default replies when she doesn't understand you are "Yes" and "Thank you" (kind of funny sometimes when those answers don't match the questions). Hand gestures and facial expressions seem to help me communicate. A soft, "Mmmmm" now and then is about all you need to say so she knows you're still awake and enjoying her efforts. Don't be a narcisstic jackass and speak / moan loudly. Others can hear and you'll be disturbing their tranquility.

Veteran: At some point before or shortly after starting, she may ask if you would like a shower. I always shower at home beforehand anyway. Sometimes they ask, sometimes I ask for one, sometimes I decline in favor of a longer massage. Some places have table showers. This place has a regular shower with hand sprayer. You sit in a chair for part and stand for part. It's great to have a girl suds up your groin and ass. I had it my first time but it was kind of overwhelming for my first time. It's up to you whether you ask for one, or accept if it's offered. If not, definitely ask for one next time.

Newbie: There are all these different types of massage. Swedish, Shiatsu, etc. What is best?

Veteran: I got to admit, I don't know. I just like being touched by her. I don't care what it's called. She'll ask what you want. If you admitted that you're new, say you don't know. Ask for different things so you can experiment. Or just say "Start with medium", and go up or down in pressure as you like. Just say "harder" or "(groan) too hard. Softer". Every guy's different, so it's best to let her know what you like rather than hope she can read your mind.

Newbie: She's standing by my head, massaging my shoulders. I think I'll just reach behind her and touch her ass.

Veteran: Don't. You'll be the first one to ever do that to her and she'll freak! Just kidding. Go ahead and feel those smooth pants over her ass and thighs. She'll move when she's ready. Remember. She's a human being, working 12+ hour days, doing "this". Be gentle, not a jerk.

Newbie: This is kind of nice, but when is the hand job? What do I do? Do I have to ask for it?

Veteran: Relax. You're not a 15 year old boy. Zone out and enjoy this. It's supposed to be relaxing. The hand job will come.

Newbie: Ha-ha. It tickles when she touches my ass.

Veteran: Give a little moan and try to spread your legs a bit more (remember to do this next time as soon as you lie down).

Newbie: (Trembling) She just touched my taint and tickled by balls. Awesome!

Veteran: Moan a little louder. Let her know you like it. She's trying to figure you out. Say her name. Raise your hips up off the table a bit. There you go, now she has a little more room.

Newbie: HJ, HJ, HJ!

Veteran: No, that's not the hand job. You just gave her some room to adjust your Johnson a little so you don't poke a hole in the table. Relax. You didn't blow your wad already, did you?

Newbie: Mmmm... What kind of massage is this? It's so, so soft. It's so, so slow. It's so, so soft. My back, my shoulders, my legs, my ass. Ohhh, so, so good.

Veteran: My favorite part.

Newbie: I almost nodded off. She just whispered something in my ear. I love when Chicks whisper in my ear. What? Turn over? OK, anything you say. I'm just putty in your hands.

Veteran: Get ready. Here's what you've been waiting for. Don't cum... Think of baseball like when you were a teenager.

Newbie: Mmmm. Just like my back. It's so, so soft. It's so, so slow. It's so, so soft. My chest, my stomach, my thighs. Ohhh, so, so good. (trembling) SHE TOUCHED IT. With those small, soft hands. She touched it again! Now she's stroking it, but "not really" stroking it. I've NEVER had a girl give me a HJ like this before. So different. So soft. So slow. Jack Morris, Alan Trammell, Lou Whitaker, Dan Petry..

Veteran: Ha – He used the same player's names that he used back in High School.

Newbie: My eyes are rolled back in my head. I got to open my eyes and check this out. She's making me feel so good. Her ass is right there within reach. I think I'll stoke her ass slowly and softly like she's doing to me.

Veteran: Go ahead. Use the same speed and firmness that you want her to use on you. If she doesn't like it, she'll move. If she doesn't realize that you want her to match what you're doing, tell her.

Newbie: Any titty action?

Veteran: Depends on the girl. If you can reach one, cup it with your hand over the shirt softly. If she pulls them out. Enjoy. If not, either stay there or go back to her ass. This is when being a regular has its perks. By this time, there's a good chance that your hands are paralyzed anyway and your eyes have rolled back in your head again. Maybe next time.

Newbie: Point of no return. Do I say anything?

Veteran: I do. All I say is a faint "cum", but she probably already can tell. At least she can't say I didn't warn her.

Newbie: (blacked out).

Veteran: She'll clean you up a bit and leave to wash her hands.

Newbie: (eyes starting to open; goofy looking grin).

Veteran: She'll take a warm towel and clean you up and give you a few minutes to become coherent. If there's time left, she'll continue the massage. Don't get up; she'll let you know when it's over. Maybe she'll offer to help you get dressed. You'll be groggy. Remember NOT to speak too loudly (No. OMG. THAT WAS GREAT. I LOVE YOU. THANK YOU, THANK YOU). When you're dressed make sure that you've thanked her and hand her the tip. She'll give you a little bottle of water and walk you out. If the other girls are up front, they'll smile and say "bye". Check them out if you can, you might get them next time. Out the door and on your way to your car. See. Nobody's paying any attention to you. The place didn't get raided. She didn't "kung fu" your ass and take your money.

Newbie: What was I afraid of?

Veteran: Exactly.

Newbie: That was awesome. I'm going back tomorrow.

Veteran: Easy tiger, you're not... "Tiger". Unless you win the lottery, pace yourself. This is pricey for you. Plus, going too often will make the experience less special. You've succeeded at 'Plan be', but don't forget about Plan A. Start keeping a record of the dates you've gone to the AMP and who you've seen. After a while it becomes a blur.

What ifs:

Q: What if after I roll over (the flip) she doesn't start the HJ.

A: Some places don't give hand jobs. Hasn't happened to me here. Give it a few minutes and enjoy your chest / stomach massage. I've read that she may be unsure if you want one (or unsure if you're a Cop). In that case she may touch your hand. Guide her hand to your dick, moan, and say "Yes. Tip" (meaning that you intend to tip her).

I hope this helped some Newbies with their anxiety about the unknown, and that you got a laugh out of it. My intension was to show it's not as "scary" as you think, and the rewards are worth it (at least once – so go for it).

[MidLifeAlibi]

My first AMP experience (kind of).

(This is my 2nd post and I'm not familiar with the editing here. I originally typed this up in Word 2007, but it didn't copy over as intended and some characters are translated differently. I hope it's formatted ok).

Here is my contribution for AMPs for Newbies. I don't know if I'm even qualified to post this since I've only been to ONE AMP (probably 20+ times over the last 14 months). From what I've read, the experience varies greatly based on the AMP, and what I've written only applies to this one place. I'm not going to name the location because I don't want it to sound like an ad for the place, but it probably won't be too difficult for some of you to figure out from the description.

The Newbie in this "longer than I anticipated story" is me, 14 months ago. Never seen an Escort (at that point). Never been in a massage parlor before. Deep in a midlife crisis. Don't know how many boners I've got left in life, but want to make them count. Scared and kind of a Pussy. The Newbie comments here are close to what I was thinking, my fears and anxieties. I wish I had a Veteran to answer my concerns. I had not yet found USA SG.

The Veteran (for lack of a better term) in this story is also me, returning from the future to help guide Newbie Me through my first time at an AMP. Veteran Me may poke fun at Newbie Me, not Newbies in general. These are my observations and viewpoints (which may be totally wrong), based on my experience at this ONE AMP.

Actually, Plan A was to get an Escort. I'm the type that has to research and analyze the hell out of everything. Getting "a clue" about Escorts was becoming a lot of work. What do you mean the pictures might be fakes? What, I need references? There are scams? Etc, etc, etc. Months go by.

OK – I've done nothing so far, time for 'Plan-be'. I see these Massage Parlors all over. I find a review site that lists local AMPs. It looks like there's a good one that I pass by everyday to work. I'll try one out, get a HJ, and see how it goes. It takes weeks to P.S.ych myself up.

Then one day:

Sleep in. Check;.

Shower. Check;.

Wallet and phone hidden in car trunk. Check;.

$80 door fee in one pocket. Check;.

$40 tip in another pocket. Check;.

$40 emergency cab fare hidden in sock. Check;.

Phone numbers of guys to bail me out of jail if the place gets raided. Check;.

Rubber (just in case). Check;.

Driving to the place. Check. Hey, I grew a pair! This is actually happening!

Newbie: The AMP is between a bank and some restaurants. Are people going to watch me? Laugh at me? Point at me?

Veteran: Sorry no. You're not that important. If it makes you feel better, walk with a limp and the one person who does notice you might think you're just getting a massage.

Newbie: Ok here I go. No turning back now. The outside glass door leads to a little vestibule. In the vestibule are house plants, a sign on the wall with the half-hour and hour rates, a solid door, and a doorbell.

Veteran: Don't you wish you had a set-up like this when you were a teenager to keep your parents out of your room? Ring the doorbell. On the other side you'll hear, "Hello" and in a couple seconds the solid door opens to a smiling Korean girl (I use the term "girl" for any female). Just say Hi and step inside. (If you're returning, say Hi. Her name. It's easier for you to remember her than her to remember you). Straight ahead is a little lounge with a TV and couch for the girls. There may or may not be other girls sitting there. To the left is a hallway with massage rooms and a shower.

Newbie: Hum... I was hoping that I'd be walking into a room full of 21 year old hotties pillow-fighting.

Veteran: Nope – You watch too much porn. They're not 21, but they're not bad, and you're going to have your eyes closed most of the time anyway.

Newbie: So, do I get to choose the girl?

Veteran: In my observation. No, but I've never asked. There are usually three girls working (when I've been there). The girls take turns. This is their livelihood. They're all good in different ways. If you plan on coming back, you don't want to piss them off by asking for someone different. Plus, these girls work morning until night and need breaks between customers. I suppose regular customers might be able to get away with asking for a certain girl. One time, I did ask about making an appointment with one, but it kind of got "lost in translation" and I got the vibe it's not something that they like.

Newbie: So the girl that opened the door is the one I get?

Veteran: Most of the time. Once, one was finishing up lunch and another let me in. Another time all girls were busy, one let me in, put me in an empty room to wait, then another came and took me to her room. Just go with it. Remember my first answer. You're not that special.

Veteran: The girl may ask you right here at the door how long you want. Tell her and take a step to the left (toward the hall). She'll take you to a room. Once in the room, she'll close the door and ask if you want an hour or half-hour (if she didn't already). The difference is only $20 so I go for the hour. I've read that half hour appointments often run longer than that, but I just pay for the full hour. She'll take your money, tell you to get undressed (and lay down on the table), and leave for a couple minutes while you get undressed.

Newbie: This is a lot of money for a HJ. Is a tip even needed?

Veteran: It's not JUST for a HJ, there's the massage too. I asked if they get a cut of the rate. The answer was an eye-roll and a reply of "just a little". I'm assuming that the owner gets most of it and the girls basically just work for tips, but that's just my assumption.

Newbie: Do I give her the tip when I give her the rate so she knows I want more than just a massage?

Veteran: No. When I was a Newbie, I read a review where the guy (while getting undressed) left the tip on the little "desk" they have in the room so she would know what he expected when she returned. It seemed like a good idea and I did it a couple times, but I don't think it really mattered. I say hold off until after you're done and dressed – you never know what might happen. If you become a regular, it's a non-issue. You tip her afterwards and there's no doubt you want more.

Newbie: This is a nice room. Warm, kind of dark, relaxing music, nice solid table. A lot nicer than I expected.

Veteran: Yep. It surprised me too.

Newbie: So I just get naked while she's out.

Veteran: Yep. No pussing out now. Show a little class and put your shoes under the chair so nobody trips over them. Fold your clothes and put them on the chair or hang them on the hooks on the door. Either sit on the table facing the door or lie face down on the table with your face in the hole and your ass pointing up. I sit facing the door, look her in the eyes and smile as she walks back in. If she's new to me, I tell her my first name and ask for hers. If not, I may remind her of my name if she hasn't used it already. Don't be shy that you're naked; remember... You're just not that special.

Newbie: Do I tell her it's my first time here (or first ever massage)? I've read that I should say no – that it's not my first time here.

Veteran: When I was a Newbie, I read the same thing. I have a terrible poker face and didn't know if I could fake it. I admitted that it was my first massage ever, but lied and said that my friend comes here and told me about it. Read some recent reviews and drop a girl's name or two if she asks who he saw (I didn't have to). Does it matter? Not for me. It actually took a lot of the pressure off since I didn't have to fake it – and worry about her see that I was faking it. The girl was very patient with me and tried to show me the ropes. I even admitted it was my 2nd, 3rd, and 4th time so they knew I've been there before, but was still a Newbie. That seemed to work out good for me because they were extra helpful.

Newbie: I can barely understand her.

Veteran: Me neither. Hell, I can't understand British or Hillbilly accents either. But that's what so good about it, you can just relax and enjoy without talking or trying to "impress her". She may not understand you very much either. I think the default replies when she doesn't understand you are "Yes" and "Thank you" (kind of funny sometimes when those answers don't match the questions). Hand gestures and facial expressions seem to help me communicate. A soft, "Mmmmm" now and then is about all you need to say so she knows you're still awake and enjoying her efforts. Don't be a narcisstic jackass and speak / moan loudly. Others can hear and you'll be disturbing their tranquility.

Veteran: At some point before or shortly after starting, she may ask if you would like a shower. I always shower at home beforehand anyway. Sometimes they ask, sometimes I ask for one, sometimes I decline in favor of a longer massage. Some places have table showers. This place has a regular shower with hand sprayer. You sit in a chair for part and stand for part. It's great to have a girl suds up your groin and ass. I had it my first time but it was kind of overwhelming for my first time. It's up to you whether you ask for one, or accept if it's offered. If not, definitely ask for one next time.

Newbie: There are all these different types of massage. Swedish, Shiatsu, etc. What is best?

Veteran: I got to admit, I don't know. I just like being touched by her. I don't care what it's called. She'll ask what you want. If you admitted that you're new, say you don't know. Ask for different things so you can experiment. Or just say "Start with medium", and go up or down in pressure as you like. Just say "harder" or "(groan) too hard. Softer". Every guy's different, so it's best to let her know what you like rather than hope she can read your mind.

Newbie: She's standing by my head, massaging my shoulders. I think I'll just reach behind her and touch her ass.

Veteran: Don't. You'll be the first one to ever do that to her and she'll freak! Just kidding. Go ahead and feel those smooth pants over her ass and thighs. She'll move when she's ready. Remember. She's a human being, working 12+ hour days, doing "this". Be gentle, not a jerk.

Newbie: This is kind of nice, but when is the hand job? What do I do? Do I have to ask for it?

Veteran: Relax. You're not a 15 year old boy. Zone out and enjoy this. It's supposed to be relaxing. The hand job will come.

Newbie: Ha-ha. It tickles when she touches my ass.

Veteran: Give a little moan and try to spread your legs a bit more (remember to do this next time as soon as you lie down).

Newbie: (Trembling) She just touched my taint and tickled by balls. Awesome!

Veteran: Moan a little louder. Let her know you like it. She's trying to figure you out. Say her name. Raise your hips up off the table a bit. There you go, now she has a little more room.

Newbie: HJ, HJ, HJ!

Veteran: No, that's not the hand job. You just gave her some room to adjust your Johnson a little so you don't poke a hole in the table. Relax. You didn't blow your wad already, did you?

Newbie: Mmmm... What kind of massage is this? It's so, so soft. It's so, so slow. It's so, so soft. My back, my shoulders, my legs, my ass. Ohhh, so, so good.

Veteran: My favorite part.

Newbie: I almost nodded off. She just whispered something in my ear. I love when Chicks whisper in my ear. What? Turn over? OK, anything you say. I'm just putty in your hands.

Veteran: Get ready. Here's what you've been waiting for. Don't cum... Think of baseball like when you were a teenager.

Newbie: Mmmm. Just like my back. It's so, so soft. It's so, so slow. It's so, so soft. My chest, my stomach, my thighs. Ohhh, so, so good. (trembling) SHE TOUCHED IT. With those small, soft hands. She touched it again! Now she's stroking it, but "not really" stroking it. I've NEVER had a girl give me a HJ like this before. So different. So soft. So slow. Jack Morris, Alan Trammell, Lou Whitaker, Dan Petry..

Veteran: Ha – He used the same player's names that he used back in High School.

Newbie: My eyes are rolled back in my head. I got to open my eyes and check this out. She's making me feel so good. Her ass is right there within reach. I think I'll stoke her ass slowly and softly like she's doing to me.

Veteran: Go ahead. Use the same speed and firmness that you want her to use on you. If she doesn't like it, she'll move. If she doesn't realize that you want her to match what you're doing, tell her.

Newbie: Any titty action?

Veteran: Depends on the girl. If you can reach one, cup it with your hand over the shirt softly. If she pulls them out. Enjoy. If not, either stay there or go back to her ass. This is when being a regular has its perks. By this time, there's a good chance that your hands are paralyzed anyway and your eyes have rolled back in your head again. Maybe next time.

Newbie: Point of no return. Do I say anything?

Veteran: I do. All I say is a faint "cum", but she probably already can tell. At least she can't say I didn't warn her.

Newbie: (blacked out).

Veteran: She'll clean you up a bit and leave to wash her hands.

Newbie: (eyes starting to open; goofy looking grin).

Veteran: She'll take a warm towel and clean you up and give you a few minutes to become coherent. If there's time left, she'll continue the massage. Don't get up; she'll let you know when it's over. Maybe she'll offer to help you get dressed. You'll be groggy. Remember NOT to speak too loudly (No. OMG. THAT WAS GREAT. I LOVE YOU. THANK YOU, THANK YOU). When you're dressed make sure that you've thanked her and hand her the tip. She'll give you a little bottle of water and walk you out. If the other girls are up front, they'll smile and say "bye". Check them out if you can, you might get them next time. Out the door and on your way to your car. See. Nobody's paying any attention to you. The place didn't get raided. She didn't "kung fu" your ass and take your money.

Newbie: What was I afraid of?

Veteran: Exactly.

Newbie: That was awesome. I'm going back tomorrow.

Veteran: Easy tiger, you're not... "Tiger". Unless you win the lottery, pace yourself. This is pricey for you. Plus, going too often will make the experience less special. You've succeeded at 'Plan be', but don't forget about Plan A. Start keeping a record of the dates you've gone to the AMP and who you've seen. After a while it becomes a blur.

What ifs:

Q: What if after I roll over (the flip) she doesn't start the HJ.

A: Some places don't give hand jobs. Hasn't happened to me here. Give it a few minutes and enjoy your chest / stomach massage. I've read that she may be unsure if you want one (or unsure if you're a Cop). In that case she may touch your hand. Guide her hand to your dick, moan, and say "Yes. Tip" (meaning that you intend to tip her).

I hope this helped some Newbies with their anxiety about the unknown, and that you got a laugh out of it. My intension was to show it's not as "scary" as you think, and the rewards are worth it (at least once – so go for it).

[Dabbler1000]

Saw Yoko this week. Took the 1/2 hour. Nice smile. Did try to give a massage, which was refreshing. Grabbed the sack a couple of times before the flip. Asked if I wanted oil when I turned over. Told her what I had had in mind and did some missionary. Pretty tight. Talked about the AMP business a bit. Nice girl.

I tried out one of the new talent at the Wayne Rd. Location ... Her name is Yoko, and she told me she was Chinese / Japanese. She is pretty tall, about 5'8" and looks pretty hot. Had an hour appointment and for an extra 60 on top of the hourly fee of 60., I received a CBJ, and then a pretty nice HE. I have been to Anna's places many times, and this new girl is quite nice, but I felt slightly rushed. But for the value and the eye candy, I would suggest a visit here.

[Wingman8490]

I'm not sure if the Cat being talked about here is the same Kat who has services close to the st Joe's hospital? If someone be nice to attach an ad thanks.

Search Cat on NR not the same Kat by St. Joes.

[Turrismaldon]

I'm not sure if the Cat being talked about here is the same Kat who has services close to the st Joe's hospital? If someone be nice to attach an ad thanks.

[Turrismaldon]

Thanks for the info I'm going to make a trip out today an report back what I can find.

Tall, great nipples, trimmed, great asian CG, good thigh muscles from CA so be bait cautious as she knows the trade well LOL.

[Mallard1]

Where is this place and is more avalible.

It's on vandyke just north of m59 (hall Road) in downtown Utica on the west side of the street. I highly doubt there is more available but as always ymmv

[Seinfeld 89]

Where is this place and is more avalible.

18 1/2 and Van Dyke, just north of Van Dyke spa, but only he available.

[Wiggles0923]

Where is this place and is more avalible.

Have been reading the forum for quite some time. Thought I would finally make a contribution. Thanks for all the info I have read from other members, it has been very informative.

I have been going to AMPs for quite some time now and have had some good experiences and some bad. I thought I would post my most recent experience.

A week or two ago I went to Sophia Spa, formerly Sonia Spa. Good experience, I had Donna, who is a young Korean girl, according to her 24.

Nice soft touch with lots of teasing of the boys. I prefer more teasing and soft massage rather than a actual massage. While on my stomach was able to rub her ass and vag. She had me flip and more rubbing of the ass, this time with my hands down her pants and some playing with the boobs, small but nice. And did I mention young, so many of these AMPs have 50 year olds. It was a very nice HJ and then more massage of my chest and legs, until I was ready for pop # 2.

Overall a nice experience, got the full hour $.8 door fee and $.5 tip.

Hopefully my first review was worthwhile. I will add some more reviews of my past and future experiences.

[I Toftt]

I tried out one of the new talent at the Wayne Rd. Location ... Her name is Yoko, and she told me she was Chinese / Japanese. She is pretty tall, about 5'8" and looks pretty hot. Had an hour appointment and for an extra 60 on top of the hourly fee of 60., I received a CBJ, and then a pretty nice HE. I have been to Anna's places many times, and this new girl is quite nice, but I felt slightly rushed. But for the value and the eye candy, I would suggest a visit here.

Thanks for the info I'm going to make a trip out today an report back what I can find.