Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #4882]

Posting a UTR on here and she is no longer UTR. The fun may end quickly.

Some of you mongers have provided great intel on providers who may prefer to remain low key. Th problem is when we call for an appointment, some of these low key providers want to know how we heard of them? Anyone have a good answer that won't freak these ladies or their receptionists out? I recently blew a chance to see an out of town legit provider because, not anticipating the 'who referred you?' question, I fumbled my answer so badly she hung up.

[Whiskeysours]

Some of you mongers have provided great intel on providers who may prefer to remain low key. Th problem is when we call for an appointment, some of these low key providers want to know how we heard of them? Anyone have a good answer that won't freak these ladies or their receptionists out? I recently blew a chance to see an out of town legit provider because, not anticipating the 'who referred you?' question, I fumbled my answer so badly she hung up.

[WPHackster]

I just saw Lucia, decent rub, not a lot of teasing. On the flip she rubbed my chest legs. And then asked if there was anything else, I said yes she said to show her, I moved her hand to my member, and she gave a great HE, some roaming. Forgot I had a alarm set on my phone freaked her out, had to get off the table turn the alarm off, then back to the dream. Funny I lasted longer with her then at a AMP, I blew my load she was Impressed at how much I came. She cleaned me up said that she'll get crazier next time. Hope she'll remember me... Wonder what crazier means.

Lucia has been a regular for me. Great attitude and a consistently good quality dream. Treat her well and she will do likewise.

Hackster

[WPHackster]

14. Massage by Karen. Called her not too long ago. I liked her face. Body in her pics is not too bad either. Said she worked out of her home. Call got disconnected, so I called back and a dude answered the phone and said that she was not available. That did it for me. Very odd. Dude seemed like a real prick / asshole. May have been her husband or BF. She called me back an hour later and apologized for the "hubby". Said she would knock ten dollars off the fee. Told her thanks, but, no thanks. She may have been reviewed here before but I am not sure. Not recommended. http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...&image=9384522.

Overall another excellent post, Jag. You've expanded my horizons.

I concur with your instincts on the Massage by Karen review. I visited her several times when she first started posting on BP. While she is casual with the un / dressing part of the process she is very consistent with the draping and no hints of anything extra. Massage was average at best. I never did tangle with a BF / hubby, but some guy drove off glaring at me when I pulled up one time. Also, heavy on the pet smell and she talks your ear off. After several visits I stopped going.

[MrOrlando]

Topped in to see if Amy or Linda was working an took the half hour special. Massage was 6/10 and a lot of roaming was allowed. She agreed to BBBJ and took cloths off. Started with a lot of mutual touching and was able to put fingers in the kitty until she was very wet. Played with her boobs for awhile while she got me hard and started to suck the rooster She is very talented with her mouth. Good experience and felt relaxed. This girl has a lot of experience and knows how to play with regular customer. Much older than most girls out there but knows how to get the job done. Overall had a good dream.

After reading g the review, I had to try it out. Went in and asked for Linda, but according to the mama-san she had left for the day. Was asked if I wanted to see anyone ekse, so I said sure. Out came the cutest brunette I've ever seen in a AMP. Sold. The massage was very nice, and she didn't seem to mind my hands roaming her backside, but when it came to the HE I was left confused, and not very happy. She never moved the towel, (though I did a couple times from her massage) she stood up and said time w as up. Asked if wanted any water, I deckined, she said she'd wait for me iutside. I was left dumbstruck, usually when I roam it means the HE is coming up, but I don't why she would just stop and not offer, and since this was first time there (plus, I'm shy, sue ne) I didn't want to a mig deal out of it. Got dressed, left the room happy it was .80 for the hour when she ran up to me an asked for the tip. Now, normally, no HE, no tip, but I did roam so if figured it was worth something. Too bad all I had in my wallet was .20 dammit.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Great reports Jag. Some I have visited but have been looking to try a couple of indy's and you gave me some ideas. Heck of a game for your Buckeyes at the Big House. Thanks for the reports.

I humbly appreciate the kind words Outdoorsman. I will keep the great reviews coming. Check your PM. I think a sent you a good lead or two. Let me know if you need more. I am emptying the "vault", if you will. It may take me two months, but it will be worth it to help out my fellow hobbyists. "Sharing is caring". JagXF.

[Outdoorsman]

Watching my Ohio State Buckeyes and trying to respond to the PM's. I can't do both. LOL I promise I will respond to ALL of you after the game is over and run some errands. Just give me a few hours my excellent gents.

Thanks,

JagXF

Great reports Jag. Some I have visited but have been looking to try a couple of indy's and you gave me some ideas. Heck of a game for your Buckeyes at the Big House. Thanks for the reports.

[Jimhatz]

Got word a couple weeks ago that Lucy from NT was back and at the sister spa on 50 and Westmoreland. I had not seen her or been to an AMP in several months so I decided to stop by last week to see if she was available. She met at the door and said that she remembered me. She was dressed to impress as usually in a short mini dress. Started with a nice massage and on the flip she asked what I wanted. I had only seen her before a NT and only gotten a CBJ and titty fuck. Another sr member had told me that she was the first AMP provider he had sex with so I asked for it all so that I could get my first AMP FS session. Her body is as tight and sexy as even and after we settled on a tip and she wanted to start with a CBJ before I moved to a standing mish. After I popped, she cleaned me up and I laid back to get the last few minutes of my massage with her as we talked. Peace

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Watching my Ohio State Buckeyes and trying to respond to the PM's. I can't do both. LOL I promise I will respond to ALL of you after the game is over and run some errands. Just give me a few hours my excellent gents.

Thanks,

JagXF

[TopGun9181]

Went to NT and drew a mid 30's named Lena or Lana to be she was sexy for her type gave the house fee and off we went, massage was so so roaming was allowed. On the flip she didn't ask she just went right to Mr Johnson little rough for my taste but did the job.

Now here comes the weird part..as I walked out some guy approached me wearing a ball cap and asked how the service was and if I left happy I just smiled and got in my car and went off.

Now if this was any member on this board please pm me so I know coast is clear. But I doubt it never happened to me before.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gents, my apologies. I was out TOFTT for most of the day yesterday after I logged out of my USASG account. I visited three LMT's yesterday and two others on 11-27-13. I have some excellent Intel for you. These are UTR LMT's. Those of you good gents and cool cats who unsuccessfully tried to pm me, please, pm me today as I will be here "at my office" for most of the day. Admin sent me two dozen emails advising me to clean out my inbox. I have done so and I am now "ready to roll". Lawdog17, NoHassles, Barolo, Donald Wicker, Light333, Quasi, Mike1999, Whiskey, HawkEye49, Thomas5989, Launcher321, Johnaxsa, Tonyelianos, Timy1979, I have some good info for you gents. JagXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

This husband can't see the Forrest through the trees. I could only imagine having a girl that was as open and willing to do this. Dude if you read this and can't cope with your girl pleasing other people please send her my way. It's not what you take in life it's what you give that makes you truly happy. Imagine the fun you could have after a hard day at work. SM.

If I did not know any better I would think that you were a philosopher. You are so correct SM. It truly is what you "give" in life that makes you happy. Not what you "take". That's some powerful shit, my excellent gent. Nice work. And thank you for the compliment.

JagXF

[SA2222]

Been there; Done that.

Awful experience with Karen... You dodged the bullet there.

Yes, she had a male roommate in house at same time... Didn't know that was her husband. There's no privacy because the massage table is separated from living room only by a sheet. And she's not attractive. Don't waste your time.

[Smokedmeat]

This husband can't see the Forrest through the trees. I could only imagine having a girl that was as open and willing to do this. Dude if you read this and can't cope with your girl pleasing other people please send her my way. It's not what you take in life it's what you give that makes you truly happy. Imagine the fun you could have after a hard day at work. SM.

Please, do not join the board just to pm me asking for Intel on your wives'/ GF's. You are obviously already reading the boards because you suspect your wife / GF is playing hanky panky with her clients. When you pm me and I see that you have ZERO posts, what am I supposed to think? By the nature of your questions, I can only think that you are a husband or boyfriend of the LMT of which you are inquiring. I am sorry, but I will not disclose any information to you. If you have a problem with your wife or GF and what she does for a living, then maybe you two should sit down and discuss it. I, like many of the other gents on here, are simply seeking a quality massage from an intelligent, friendly, beautiful, soft and sexy LMT. If she decides she wants to offer a little more, then that is perfectly well and fine. As I see it, the great majority of the men on this board are true gentlemen: Respectful, kind, courteous and they certainly know how to treat a lady. Older gents, like myself, who choose not to date, do not mind paying for massage / rub services. It is our sovereign choice, one that cannot be abridged, as long as we have the Mario coin, of course. So instead of being disheartened, embrace the moment fellas and consider yourselves fortunate that your women are attractive, intelligent and are desired by high quality men of all ages. The men on here pay good money to be massaged by these gorgeous LMT 's. Quite frankly, these men are the backbone of their business. I know because I have been doing this for many years and I've heard it all from these gals and they spill to me (and other hobbyists, too) about a lot of personal matters in their lives. So, if your wife / GF is strictly legitimate, then, the gents who post here will let you know. If the LMT's provide a little "pull / tug with the push", then that information will be posted accordingly. It is our duty as hobbyists to provide pertinent Intel to the board.

To the guy (I sent you an email telling you to read the forum today, 11-29-13. So I assume you will read this soon) that sent me an email from his place of business / employment: I did not know you were still married to her. She told me during our sessions that she was separated. She has my personal "dummy" monger email address / monger cell phone number and we "sexted"/ emailed a few times. You got into her account and found our "sext" messages. We never had sex, although it was an option. You have some issues. Try to work through them. But, I am not an asshole and I don't want to get you into trouble. So, I will NOT notify your employer regarding you sending "quasi / faux" threatening emails from your employer's email account to the men your wife is "massaging". You have enough to deal with already. I understand what you must be going through, we've all been there and I sympathize with you. I've already told your wife that she will no longer be my massage therapist. Good luck to you, sir.

JagXF.

[Timy1979]

I just saw Lucia, decent rub, not a lot of teasing. On the flip she rubbed my chest legs. And then asked if there was anything else, I said yes she said to show her, I moved her hand to my member, and she gave a great HE, some roaming. Forgot I had a alarm set on my phone freaked her out, had to get off the table turn the alarm off, then back to the dream. Funny I lasted longer with her then at a AMP, I blew my load she was Impressed at how much I came. She cleaned me up said that she'll get crazier next time. Hope she'll remember me... Wonder what crazier means.