Massage Parlor Reports

[Quasimodo45]

That is all.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Please, do not join the board just to pm me asking for Intel on your wives'/ GF's. You are obviously already reading the boards because you suspect your wife / GF is playing hanky panky with her clients. When you pm me and I see that you have ZERO posts, what am I supposed to think? By the nature of your questions, I can only think that you are a husband or boyfriend of the LMT of which you are inquiring. I am sorry, but I will not disclose any information to you. If you have a problem with your wife or GF and what she does for a living, then maybe you two should sit down and discuss it. I, like many of the other gents on here, are simply seeking a quality massage from an intelligent, friendly, beautiful, soft and sexy LMT. If she decides she wants to offer a little more, then that is perfectly well and fine. As I see it, the great majority of the men on this board are true gentlemen: Respectful, kind, courteous and they certainly know how to treat a lady. Older gents, like myself, who choose not to date, do not mind paying for massage / rub services. It is our sovereign choice, one that cannot be abridged, as long as we have the Mario coin, of course. So instead of being disheartened, embrace the moment fellas and consider yourselves fortunate that your women are attractive, intelligent and are desired by high quality men of all ages. The men on here pay good money to be massaged by these gorgeous LMT 's. Quite frankly, these men are the backbone of their business. I know because I have been doing this for many years and I've heard it all from these gals and they spill to me (and other hobbyists, too) about a lot of personal matters in their lives. So, if your wife / GF is strictly legitimate, then, the gents who post here will let you know. If the LMT's provide a little "pull / tug with the push", then that information will be posted accordingly. It is our duty as hobbyists to provide pertinent Intel to the board.

To the guy (I sent you an email telling you to read the forum today, 11-29-13. So I assume you will read this soon) that sent me an email from his place of business / employment: I did not know you were still married to her. She told me during our sessions that she was separated. She has my personal "dummy" monger email address / monger cell phone number and we "sexted"/ emailed a few times. You got into her account and found our "sext" messages. We never had sex, although it was an option. You have some issues. Try to work through them. But, I am not an asshole and I don't want to get you into trouble. So, I will NOT notify your employer regarding you sending "quasi / faux" threatening emails from your employer's email account to the men your wife is "massaging". You have enough to deal with already. I understand what you must be going through, we've all been there and I sympathize with you. I've already told your wife that she will no longer be my massage therapist. Good luck to you, sir.

JagXF.

[A John]

There are some counties in Florida where LEO gets a court order and places hidden cameras in the Spa to later use against the therapist AND the client.

Cameras are used on entrances / exits / hallways, not everybody goes their for the same reason. Generally speaking their not their to hurt us, but some sort of comfort / security / protection for them.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Saw this gal not too long ago. Moved to the Tampa area from Tennessee with her jealous BF. I know he is jealous because the asshole texted her 2-3 times during our session. She mentioned he was an AH at times. So, Haley is: Early 20's. 5-7 or 5-8/150 lbs./ light brown hair and beautiful blue eyes. Some facial acne and looks better in her pics than in person, but still very attractive. Really nice smile too. Nice enough body and tits. Will let you rub and roam around her hips, ass and thighs. Not the kitty though or tits though. On the flip: Excellent technique, very soft hands and soft skin. Did "outside" prostate massage with squeeze, tease, please, release and finish. 100 total. Will repeat. JagXF http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...to-you/8457902.

[CoolBeans]

Someone asked about this place here on our lovely forum. So I thought check it out.

Clean nice place. In a busy plaza on south side of I-drive.

My dream guide was the one they called "Star".

Good strong warm hands. I don't know. If its me or if the AMPs are playing.

Safe. Great therapeutic dream. No thrills or chills at all.

Had the same dream as my second visit to crystal clear.

Luckily light damage 49 special with a 20 shillings tip.

If the dream does not cover the full body aspect of a full body massage.

Then. No full tip. Muscles felt good afterwards. Just not all the muscles.

May not repeat. If I do I will. Ask for a different dream guide.

Be cool and happy holidays.

[CoolBeans]

I dreamed about Crystal Lane somewhere near the Florida mall. Had a nice dream.

With an angel named Na-Na but she was not to be in my dream. I stead I got.

A Michelle. My dream lasted for the 30 min I had asked for.

However it was a dream built on therapeutic measure.

No chills or thrills. I was a gentleman and was respectful.

She asked if the massage was has good as NaNa and I replied.

" hers was a bit better" she knew what I meant and said "we are all different " and I am.

Thinking well your skimpy dasiy duke style shorts say otherwise.

Not sure if I will return. Will wait till Michelle gets rotated out.

Wish I could find NaNa. That's what I hate a out AMPs no.

Consistentcy sometimes. Luckily damage was not heavy tipped only.

20 shillings. (60 to enter the dream) So if you despire good therapeutic work ask for her.

Not sure if I will repeat.

Be Cool.

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[RobJob33]

"Happy Thanksgiving" my good gents and cool cats. LMT / Rub Gals. Follow-up from my posts at 11098 and 11164. Welcome to JagXF's Thanksgiving Day "Feast of Vag". No turkey though. Just a holiday feast, if you will, consisting of breasts, thighs, a wing or two and of course, warm, smooth, soft, tender and slippery "Vag's. More "dreams" between May and early November. Gals are all still active, unless otherwise noted, so the Intel should be useful. I have 5 UTR LMT's to share. PM for digits.

1. Jen. Massage Matters / Swedish Touch Massage. LMT in Melbourne. I had to start here because I have found true gold with her. Was just browsing through some LMT ads in the area. OMFG. Stunning, beautiful early 40's LMT. Take a close look at her photos my good gents and cool cats and tell me what you see? I thought so. This chick is fucking beyond awesome. Beautiful sexy MILF in every possible way. Just look at her exquisite smile. Wow! She is ultra-clean and ultra-hot. Soft, soft skin and hands, She really makes the session about you and your "kneads". Great massage, tease, squeeze, please and volcanic finish. I will say this: Will definitely repeat again and again and again. 60/ hr. 160 total. Pm for more. http://spacecoast.backpage.com/Thera...8-1617/9206602 http://www.swedishtouchmassage.com/Meet-Jen.html.

2. "From Russia with Love, The Sequel". "Back in the USAS. Are." Russian Bodywork. Svetlana. Nice little studio. 5-5/125 lbs / bleach blonde / blue. Ads on CL / BP. TOFFT and had to drive to Palm Coast after seeing this gals' ad and that cock stretching pic of her on that Circus / Trapeze / Aerialist. Pics are real and it looked like her when I saw her. Beautiful Soviet gal. Works with another Soviet gal named Angela. Did not see her so I don't know what she looks like other than her CL pic. Optional draping. Friendly, pleasant and her English is pretty good. Excellent technique. Not as hard as Tonya in East Orlando. Smooth, soft hands, skin and body. Some roaming allowed. Excellent squeeze, tease, please and finish by a really sweet gal. Those of you, who travel to Jax, stop in and see her on your way. 100 total. Will repeat if in the area. http://daytona.backpage.com/Therapeu...tlana/7128486. http://www.iwantamassage.com/listing...st/56644.html..

3. Vicky Lloyd, LMT. 5-7/140/ br / br-hazel eyes. Nice figure. Looks older than her pics but still attractive and classy looking MILF LMT. Saw her 2 x. Control freak can be a ***** at times. Late 40's / early 50's.Works out of her condo in Altamonte / Apopka area. Full drape initially then allowed towel cover. Very cautious at first and screens her clients based on the phone conversation. Give Victoria a bad vibe and you're out. She does not make appt. Via text. Will loosen up after she feels comfortable around you. Good massage. Unfortunately, no roaming, groaning, squeeze, tease or please. No chance. I think I know why she does not provide xtras. Pm if you want Intel on that. Won't repeat. 80 total. http://arearemassage.vpweb.com/?prefix=www..

4. Massage Envy Winter Park. Checked this place out very recently because it's not too far from my house. Saw April "Dawn". AD, older gal 40's /5-1/110/ lbs./ br / br nice body for older LMT. Allowed small towel cover on the "steak and eggs". NO roaming allowed but nice friendly gal and very smart. Good technique. Would not grab the "steak" but did give a great massage of the inner thighs and prostate area under the "eggs". A good gal and allowed SS with nice touch and tease of the groin area. $49/50 minutes. Tipped her a sawbuck and two fins. 69 total. Might repeat in a pinch. http://www.massageenvy.com/clinics/FL/Winter-Park.aspx.

5. Saw April "Joy". AJ. There are two Aprils there so they use the second name to differentiate. Saw her twice. Younger gal. Late 20's, 5-9/170-180/ lbs./ reddish hair / br-hazel eyes. Very outgoing and friendly, sweet bigger type gal. Gorgeous hands and technique. Also allowed partial drape. Complained about her weight the whole time. Told her she looked great and that I like BBW. Reluctant at first to massage inner thighs / groin but after some gentle coaxing she relented. Awesome squeeze tease please and finish. She made me swear not to tell anyone because she "doesn't do this". Sure you don't, sweetheart. I am sure she does not read the board so, no harm no "fowl". Been to several ME's around Otown. Mainly hit and Miss. Like anything, YMMV. Hot chicks at the front desk, Erin and Mandy. Good eye candy. But massive upsell to become an ME member. Likely repeat in a pinch though. $49/50 minutes. Tipped her a Jackson. 69/ total. Note; ME gets some shitty reviews. I think it is a hit and miss situation. You can get xtras at some locales and not others. Been going to numerous ME's periodically for the past 6 years (about 10 x total) with mixed results. I've had success at 4 locations over the past year. http://www.massageenvy.com/clinics/FL/Winter-Park.aspx.

6. Infinite Massage and Wellness (redux). Saw Kat and Caroline before. Amazing back story on Caroline. But, big upsell to become a member. So, went back and saw Misty. Real cute. Early-mid 20's 5-9/150/ lbs./ reddish hair / brown eyes. Athletic type gal like Monica at 33 spa. Really sweet gal. Friendly, personable, flirty, playful. Will allow partial drape. Good massage, barely did the upper thighs, etc. No roaming, no groaning, no tease, please, squeeze, or finish. No chance. Don't know if YMMV with her. Won't repeat. http://infinitemassageandwellness.net/meet-the-staff/.

7. Laura. Called this older BP gal. Ads for massage for guys over 50. Thought I would give it a shot. What a fucking freak! Asked me a million questions. Had a really fucked up voice. Chick is really weird. I mean really, really weird. Sounded like she was a fucking "Wiccan" cultist. Ended the call. I am not into that shit. If anyone has seen her and had a YMMV better outcome, please post it. http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...?keyword=laura.

8. Cassie. BP. She is the gal in the pics. Mid-30's. 5-2/115/ lt / br. Hair / blue eyes. No tats that I could see. Cash up front. Wow! Among the best bodies out there. Trust me on this. I've seen hundreds. OMFG. Saw her at her incall off of Colonial / Semoran. Cautious at first but will relax after she is sure you are not LE. Not very personable or friendly. Great rub. Smooth skin and hands. Lots of roaming, teasing hand technique, squeeze, tease, please and fucking awesome nude BTB finish. Not GFE though. 120/ hr. 140 total. Will repeat if only because of her amazing body.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rub-31/8476613

9. More Brandy / less Kimmy. BP / And AFF for "Risqué house cleaning". It is not her in the pics. But they do look similar. I'm ok with that unless it is a total be&S. Shorter, thick gal with great curves and some belly fat which is very sexy. Had a couple more sessions with Brandy within the last two months. Was working out of "low end" hotel on McCoy just off of 528. Corner room on the Second floor near the back. Worked at a couple others including Crowne Plaza Downtown. Becoming an ATF. Mixed reviews here but, Brandy has been reviewed favorably on other sites. Sorry she fucked over a few guys who were stranded in the parking lot while she left them hanging. She makes you park where she can see your car from her second floor room. If she thinks you are not LE or a weirdo she will see you. Definitely, YMMV here. Seriously, if she likes you, you will have a great experience. Trust me on this. Sweet, sweet voice and loves to tease. Awesome, shaved, clean SMALL / TIGHT vag with nice vag lips, big beautiful soft tits, smooth skin and hands, some tats on right shoulder and tat ("doggie style") above her deliciously thick, round ass. Does a mind blowing "reach around" to milk your nut, as you take her from behind. Nude BTB, Corona / shaft play. Squeeze, tease, please and explosive finish. Nice feet for you guys whose "kink" rolls toward "foot fetishes". I have "finished" on her feet before.. 120-160/ hhr / hr. Will repeat. PM for GFE, FS, DATY Intel. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ue-22/8338992. http://bodyrublist.com/407-914-0142/?pid=9237314. http://407-914-0142.escortphonelist....e-1190935.html.

10. Invigor8. Ugly house west of I-4 corner of Colonial / Parramore. Park in back. Bad neighborhood. Sexy, curvy and vivacious Lynn, formerly of the "Blue Moon Spa" runs this place. Saw Natalie. 20's 5-4/125/ bl / bl It looked like it was her in the pics. Really sweet sexy flirty and playful gal. Super soft skin great tits (like Miley / Violet from MBS). Nice time with her. Nice squeeze, tease, please and explosive BTB finish. Splashed all over her succulent titties. Even got some DNA in her hair. Told her semen is good for her hair and to leave it in overnight for "best results". 50/ hhr./70/ hr. 120/ hr. Total including two "Jackson's" and two "fins" for a tip. Definitely repeat. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ody-26/9046173.

11. Patricia at IHOP. Been coming here for a while. Older pretty gal. Been reviewed here for years. Not much more to add. Just my .02 here. Very, very nice, pleasant, smart and really makes you feel like a man. Does a great job with the massage and the xtras. Always leave happy. 80-90/ total. Will repeat. http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...k-back/6662209.

12. Kristy Ware. LMT at WP Chiro office off of 1-4 and Wymore Road. 36 years old. MILF type. 5-5/135/ lbs./ br / hazel. Real sexy, seductive, attractive gal. A bit shy at first. Practices "nudism". Would not get nude with me unfortunately. Optional draping. Very good massage. Smooth soft hands and knew how to work it, if you will. "Kneaded" all the right areas. Inner thighs, groin and very low abs / pubic area. Looked very hot in her "scrubs". Good technique, very flirtatious, teased, pleased, no squeeze but did allow for excellent assistance during SS and finish. You can google her name and find her pic on Face Book. She is NOT the personal trainer Kristy Ware. I did not put her FB address on here because there were some younger people on her page and that would not have been appropriate. Her LMT grad pic is also on the FCNH website. Her digits (they should still be current) are on the Florida LMT website. Pm for back story. Will repeat in a pinch.

13. Leslie Heinricher LMT. $40/ hr. Very nice relaxing large Studio inside of a yoga spa off of Crystal Lake Drive / Colonial Town / and Curry Ford road. 5-8/ 140 lbs. Nice body and breasts. Light brown hair and blue eyes. Free spirited, flirtatious, fun loving gal. Likes to massage in her sexy bare feet and halter top. Saw her 4 times. Got along very well. Thought there was a chance for xtras. Brushed over the boys several times but ultimately; no tease, squeeze, please, no chance. Gave up after the 4th visit. I don't think it was a YMMV thing either, but one of you gents might have better luck. She has definite potential. Excellent massage though for the price. 60 total each time. Won't repeat. http://www.ahealingmassageroom.com/my-journey http://www.linkedin.com/pub/leslie-heinricher/61/1b8/b0.

14. Massage by Karen. Called her not too long ago. I liked her face. Body in her pics is not too bad either. Said she worked out of her home. Call got disconnected, so I called back and a dude answered the phone and said that she was not available. That did it for me. Very odd. Dude seemed like a real prick / asshole. May have been her husband or BF. She called me back an hour later and apologized for the "hubby". Said she would knock ten dollars off the fee. Told her thanks, but, no thanks. She may have been reviewed here before but I am not sure. Not recommended. http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...&image=9384522.

15. Healthy Body Massage. Saw Karen twice. 5-6/160/ br / br. Success after the second time. Nice little studio made out of a house. Shower scrubs available. Conroy Road near Hoffner. Great titties. Pleasant gal, friendly and outgoing. Allows partial drape. Really worked areas of "knead". Sweet soft, soft hands and skin. Worked inner upper thighs and groin real well. Also massaged lower abs and pelvic region. Lots of tease and please, no squeeze, no roaming but DID allow SS while she worked the groin, inner thigh / "eggs" area and continued until the "finish". I was cool with that. 60/ hr. 80 total. Two other cute gals work there. I will try them within the next week or two. Will repeat. https://plus.google.com/115141360348.../photos?hl=en. http://www.healthybody-massage.com/.

16. McKenzie. BP. 23 years old /5-8/140 ish / br / br. Great body and titties. Saw her again about a month ago. Usual first floor apt. Off Semoran and Lake Margaret. This session was even hotter than the last one if that's possible. Took a real close look at her face this time. This gal is really beautiful and soooo fucking sexy. Seriously gents. Run to see her, don't walk. Aside from a few tats she is smoking hot and delivers as promised. Has an odd tat of the numbers "15:14" on her cervical spine / neck area with some writing above it which I did not bother to try to read. Lots of teasing, squeezing, pleasing, dirty talk, moaning, groaning, lots of roaming and Vag play. Another awesome and explosive BTB finish with DNA splashing all over her table and the room. I "finished" with such force that, when I pulled my cock out from between her ass cheeks and quickly pulled off the raincoat, my load ricocheted off of her big round ass, arched over her head and possibly knocked out one of her candles that was on the floor. This smoldering and sexy, hot young lady made me feel like I was 25 again. Her Vag is so delicious / clean and tasty with lots of FIV play and some kissing. BB Ball licking with "Corona"/ shaft play too. Did not try DATY, but I think it would have been available. Told her I wanted to do 4 hand with the lovely Tatiana and she was cool with it. McKenzie runs the show over there with two-four other gals. Saw a white mid 40's dude sitting in his work van outside talking to one of McKenzie's "co-workers" as I was coming out of her apt. Could have been a hobbyist on here. 120-180 total. Becoming an ATF. Gents, wear "foot covers" when you go into the bedroom for your session. Sorry about that. PM about DATY, FS and GFE menu options. Will repeat again and again. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...you-23/9542473.

17. Marika. Massage Matters / Swedish Touch Massage. LMT Melbourne. Works in same studio as Jen. 5-3/140/ br / br. She is worth the trip IMHO. Much older MILF type late 50's. She looks much better in person than in the pics. Has some issues but give her a chance. Great hands. Good massage, talks dirty and excellent technique, squeeze, tease, please and explosive finish. Left very happy. 60/ hr. 120 total. Will repeat. Pm for details. http://spacecoast.backpage.com/Thera...bourne/9472305.

18. Wendy. Irish Lass Hair removal. Melbourne. BP. Worth the trip. Been posting for a long time. Decided to check it out. Late 30's. 5-6/135 lbs./ bl / blue. Really a nice lady good to talk to and really cares about you. Sweet, sweet gal flirty, soft hands and skin. Great titties and allows for roaming, groaning, tease please squeeze and BTB finish. 80/ hr./110 total. Will definitely repeat. Pm for more.

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/BodyR...ndy-36/8844214

Enjoy your feast my fellow hobbyists.

JagXF

Been there; Done that.

Awful experience with Karen... You dodged the bullet there.

[Webebad]

What is the quality of the tallent like? Damage?

Ehhhh. The first place was nice looking but not risque at all. And the half was 50 or 60 I believe, The 2nd place was better but the talent was like an old lady but I was willing to try anything .50 there also for half hour and I tell ya Ocean Spa has truly spoiled me.

WBB.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Got to hand it too you Jag. You don't discriminate. You even apply your trade at legit franchise chains. (Massage Envy).

You are the man. LMAO.

Legit, smagit! Everyone has their price, if you will. But you are correct, my good gent. ME is a hard "nut to crack" (pun intended here). They are hit and miss. You can achieve success if you stay with it. Some of the ME gals are hot and some, not so hot. I like to think that I have a way of getting into people's head. The gals spill to me about their life, etc. Breaks the tension and establishes a groundwork of interpersonal relationships, trust, goodwill and emotional connectivity. Remember: You must fuck the woman's brain, before she will let you close to her Vag. Gals think with their emotions, us men think with our penises. It has been this way since the "dawn of man". Jag XF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I reviewed her a while back. She does outcall now, but when I saw her at her place, it was filthy and reeked of animal waste. Undraped was allowed, but the environment was a downer. No big loss.

Yeah Whiskey, I am glad I did not take her up on her offer on the discount. Certainly do not want to encounter any "angry bird" BF's / Husbands. Thank you sir for TOFTT. Sounds like you needed an "Obama Care" issued, "HEPA" filter mask to navigate through the stench. Check your PM.

JagXF

[AMoment]

Visited NT last night, saw Lana, mid 20's, very cute and wearing a short dress. I had been here once before and had a good experience with one of the older gals and when I saw her I figured I hit the jackpot. Nope. Put the drape back on right away and after about 10 minutes asked if I was hot and propped the door half open. Allowed OTC roaming but on the flip she again put the drape back on and no teasing. She seemed like a nice girl and was pretty chatty but no hint of extras offered. Anyone seen her before? I'm curious if I could have gotten more if I had been a bit more pushy but I'm very new to this.

[BabyLight333]

Got to hand it too you Jag. You don't discriminate. You even apply your trade at legit franchise chains. (Massage Envy).

You are the man. LMAO.

[Whiskeysours]

"Happy Thanksgiving" my good gents and cool cats. LMT / Rub Gals. Follow-up from my posts at 11098 and 11164. Welcome to JagXF's Thanksgiving Day "Feast of Vag". No turkey though. Just a holiday feast, if you will, consisting of breasts, thighs, a wing or two and of course, warm, smooth, soft, tender and slippery "Vag's. More "dreams" between May and early November. Gals are all still active, unless otherwise noted, so the Intel should be useful. I have 5 UTR LMT's to share. PM for digits.





14. Massage by Karen. Called her not too long ago. I liked her face. Body in her pics is not too bad either. Said she worked out of her home. Call got disconnected, so I called back and a dude answered the phone and said that she was not available. That did it for me. Very odd. Dude seemed like a real prick / asshole. May have been her husband or BF. She called me back an hour later and apologized for the "hubby". Said she would knock ten dollars off the fee. Told her thanks, but, no thanks. She may have been reviewed here before but I am not sure. Not recommended. http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...&image=9384522.



JagXF

I reviewed her a while back. She does outcall now, but when I saw her at her place, it was filthy and reeked of animal waste. Undraped was allowed, but the environment was a downer. No big loss.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

#14 and #15 in my post #11226 are NOT the same Karen. So there is no confusion: The Karen at Healthy Body massage is totally separate from the Karen that posts on BP with the "angry bird" fucked up husband that answered the phone and said she was unavailable. Just did not want to confuse you, my good gents.

JagXF

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Don't know what the fuck up is. I posted her direct BP link to my post, but like Svetlana, the link just went to the BP section in general. Not computer literate here. My apologies. I know you smart gents could figure it out, though. But, I just wanted to clarify. JagXF. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rue-22/8338992.