Massage Parlor Reports

**Member #5269** · 11-29-13 23:08

Had my first horrible experience here. I've seen Lisa here a few times now and its been positive. Well she was there tonight but I didn't end up with her. Ended up with some old hag who had more wrinkles than a basset hound. Should of exited right then. Unexistant body rub, used tons and tons of oil. The only positive was the feather touch and her massaging my taint and the boys. Then someone came in looking for Linda and she had to go take care of him quickly, and that ended that unfortunately. Then flip and the mother fucking jack hammer comes out. Just awful. The worst part is she took the towel that she cleaned me up with and folded it back up like she was going to reuse it. Disgusting. Won't be back here unless I know I am getting Lisa, or maybe not at all even.

**TimKara** · 11-29-13 20:05

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**Ledger6969** · 11-29-13 20:04

Originally Posted by TommyAnonymus [View Original Post]

I was at Diva last Friday, seemed to be business as usual.

Saw Niko (Miko?) for the half hour, had a good but nonprofessional rub and very nice finish. She's maybe in her 40's (actually I have no idea) with a little-girl voice and minimal English. Wearing yoga pants below and Fort Knox up top. Didn't feel the urge for UTC, but OTC was accepted.

Damage 50/40. Not shorted on time, maybe even a little over. No discussion of tip at any time.

Has paid a visit to 40 Harrison Ave. In CT. To REQUIRE ALL NON-LICENSED BODYWORKERS STOP PRACTICING UNDER THE VAIL OF LICENSED MASSAGE THERAPISTS. If you should go up to 40 h second floor certain.

**Tommy Anonymus** · 11-29-13 14:42

Originally Posted by Ledger6969 [View Original Post]

Rumour has it Judy and Diva spa are working answering phones but not safe on 2nd floor at 40 h for the time being. Pm me for more details..please mongers I have had contact with before please.

I was at Diva last Friday, seemed to be business as usual.

Saw Niko (Miko?) for the half hour, had a good but nonprofessional rub and very nice finish. She's maybe in her 40's (actually I have no idea) with a little-girl voice and minimal English. Wearing yoga pants below and Fort Knox up top. Didn't feel the urge for UTC, but OTC was accepted.

Damage 50/40. Not shorted on time, maybe even a little over. No discussion of tip at any time.

**TBone1970** · 11-29-13 12:14

Checked this place out they advtise on CL.

Left unhappy decent massage only.

Anyone had any luck here PM me.

I may try it again.

**MongerExpert** · 11-28-13 02:38

Originally Posted by Ledger6969 [View Original Post]

Good news for all you Aiko mongers out there. She will be back in December.

A reputable source confirms.

Further Ct reports that the "board" As it is known by has visited the infamous 40 harr in CT. The two salons one being. Diva and Lotus were paid a visit by Investigators surprised it took so long. But, your non-licensed rub and tug specialists will be unavailable for a while due to the recent compliance inspection. Rumour has it Judy and Diva spa are working answering phones but not safe on 2nd floor at 40 h for the time being. Pm me for more details..please mongers I have had contact with before please.

Officer ledger.

**Ledger6969** · 11-28-13 00:59

Good news for all you Aiko mongers out there. She will be back in December.

A reputable source confirms.

Further Ct reports that the "board" As it is known by has visited the infamous 40 harr in CT. The two salons one being. Diva and Lotus were paid a visit by Investigators surprised it took so long. But, your non-licensed rub and tug specialists will be unavailable for a while due to the recent compliance inspection. Rumour has it Judy and Diva spa are working answering phones but not safe on 2nd floor at 40 h for the time being. Pm me for more details..please mongers I have had contact with before please.

**Cameron1** · 11-27-13 17:29

Tofttt saw this new ad for Waltham Newton st. Called and reconized the voice who answered the phone. Made an appointment and was very surprised to see girl who greeted me. She is in her mid to late 30's. Place is very clean and new. Paid the house fee for hour and got undressed. Massage was very mechanical with some teasing before the flip. Tried some roaming otc but she resisted and said she do not allow. Ask for HE but she said no. I think with a few more visit she will accomodate for a HE.

**Orch13** · 11-26-13 18:49

Stopped by there late last week and couldn't get the number off the sign and door was locked.

Suffice to say CL post was back up and I was in town so got immediate appointment. What a pleasant surprise. The older gal who I had seen before was replaced by a younger Joanna. Got a nice massage with some fantastic light tease for 10 minutes pre flip. The HE was a 9 as the boy have nevr gotten so much attention and she was in no hurry.

On the plus side, she told me that Greenleaf in Portsmouth is under the same owner and that she works there 1-2 weeks a month. Certainly saves gas for me.

Take care and stay safe.

OR CH 13.

**TravisBooth** · 11-26-13 09:41

I was in the F-ham neighborhood, so I made my third visit to this place, the first two visits having been passable. A nice looking lady took my $60 I asked her if she'd be handling the massage; she replied that she would. So far so good.

Then, once I was strapped in, the door opened and I saw a female Asian Yogi Bear enter the room. Ugh! The dreaded bait and switch was on. The lady wore black exercise tights. This seemed appropriate, since her face had kind of a sweaty, oily sheen, despite the fact that she had not exerted herself yet.

Long story short: Massage was mediocre, though not without some teasing. Once I was face-up, however, I found that DIY was on offer. I'd never encountered that here, but Yogi spoke the saddest of possible phrases:"You do." I countered with "No, YOU do." I don't like DIY anyway, but in this instance I wanted to have both hands free, so I could cover my eyes and think about someone hotter.- like, say, Bea Arthur or Judy Dench. After a few times over the net with the youdoyoudo nonsense, I won the point. All in all it was a forgettable experience (I hope) and I do believe that I'm over this place, even in a pinch.

Yogi's AMP name was Cici (like you didn't know that already).

**Victorth** · 11-25-13 22:57

Was visiting relatives in Indiana and was directed (via PM) to Top Oriental. I've filed a report in the South Bend forum.

**Dh1610** · 11-25-13 18:11

Jack A Dogov pay no attention. You are correct. There are some that couldn't find their way out of a paper bag or as the saying goes couldn't manage their way out of a paper bag.

Originally Posted by JackADogov [View Original Post]

Are you serious?

How am I letting the cat out of the bag if she posts ads on BP for everyone to see?

**Short Stroke** · 11-25-13 14:50

Originally Posted by Rexxbreefs [View Original Post]

Hello Fellow Horndogs.

So I'm trolling with a CL M4 F ad; since I want to get laid for free.

The only 'bite' was this lady responding from Plymouth area offering massage that will make me 'happy'.

She is real, we traded 20+ emails and determined it's too far to travel for her.

She said she works out of her house. I don't have her phone or email sorry.

She did send these (no hits on tineye. They are real).

I may take a trip someday to see..quoted 80\hour 140\2 hours.

If anyone's experienced, either PM me or reply here. Up to you.

Please no PM for anymore information this is all I got.

Picture looks a lot like the gilr that works at Boaking in the Pilgrim town.

**SpermSac** · 11-25-13 14:45

Originally Posted by JackADogov [View Original Post]

Are you serious?

How am I letting the cat out of the bag if she posts ads on BP for everyone to see?

Restricted hours of operation to afternoons and appointment only. (per her emails).

**Big Head** · 11-25-13 14:31

Went to Myrtle today. 2 young ladies were working. Both were very skinny. I chose the older one, about 30 yo Eve. Massage with some tease + HE. UTC on top, OTC the rest. If you are a tit man these ladies are not for you. HH=40+40.

BH.