Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #4882]

If they are undercover, they can go through the whole thing and if they are offered in anyway, there is no such thing as entrapment.

I went to LP once and never went back. I posted about it here in fact.

The menu was wide open and one could leave as happy as you wanted to be. They were comparable to NT.

The problem is that they were careless and reckless. They barely did any type of LEO check and threw caution to the wind. Considering their location, I knew this was a recipe for trouble. I'm all about a good time and full menu shenanigans. When I see a provider however being cavalier and just throwing out menu options without any type of safeguard, it was only a matter of time until they got busted. Apparently this is the third time in its short lifespan.

[Pbwardy02]

I dreamt I was there yesterday morning! Too close for comfort.

Lisa said she had only been there a week. Not too discrete. The wide open menu was discussed and negotiated before any hint of a massage was given. I left happy & she was happy. Half assed massage for the final 20 minutes to fill the hour.

I went to LP once and never went back. I posted about it here in fact.

The menu was wide open and one could leave as happy as you wanted to be. They were comparable to NT.

The problem is that they were careless and reckless. They barely did any type of LEO check and threw caution to the wind. Considering their location, I knew this was a recipe for trouble. I'm all about a good time and full menu shenanigans. When I see a provider however being cavalier and just throwing out menu options without any type of safeguard, it was only a matter of time until they got busted. Apparently this is the third time in its short lifespan.

[Member #4882]

And they are not stopping with Panda. When you combined non license and mongering activity; not a good mix. Be safe mongers and ladies working at such places. Think I will stick to indies.

[Looop]

I place my tip in a visible spot. That way any barrier of nervousness is immediately broken and you can be sure of leaving happy. Start with a low tip ($.40) first then you can increase the tip if the service improves.

Everyone has their own routine and what they're comfortable with. I just haven't seen the need show any cash or negotiate anything before the massage for as long as I can remember. If you're polite, friendly, playful and you're in the proper establishment I think you're going to get at least a HE (if that's what you're looking for) and then you tip accordingly. I feel like if I put a tip down before the massage (even if it's only an implied tip) then I'm kind of backing myself into a corner saying that's the least she's going to get. And there have been a couple times when the massage / lack of service was so bad, they didn't deserve a tip at all. Again, not trying to knock anyone else's style. Just saying there are plenty of ways to find your level of happiness.

[Sex Xes]

Hope none of you guys were there.

Stay safe.

I dreamt I was there yesterday morning! Too close for comfort.

Lisa said she had only been there a week. Not too discrete. The wide open menu was discussed and negotiated before any hint of a massage was given. I left happy & she was happy. Half assed massage for the final 20 minutes to fill the hour.

[OliverOil]

I am experienced on the hobby side but have never been to an AMP. My back and shoulder have been really kicking my ass. I have to get a massage and I figure this could be a good time to bust my cherry. The massage is the most important part, but extras would be icing. I have rtff and have some understnding of etiqutte and to stay away from certain places. Can anyone recommend a good place? Feel free to pm me. Thanks in advance.

Winter Park Massage Studio.

415 S Orlando Ave # 3, Winter Park · (407) 628-1420.

AKA iHop, the scenery may or may not appeal to you and not an AMP BUT the massage is real IMHO if you really care about that. IF you're down by Kissimmee, Mya gives an excellent massage and she's a Latina MILF if that's your thing.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

This is the guy who says a provider who was on her way to an appointment talked dirty with him and got him off on the phone, saving him the price of an appointment, he had never seen her BTW.. Most girls know about guys like this they call them "creepers" and hang up on them. Every girl on the trail has stories of "creepers" who roll up on them with dickie in hand and want to talk to the girl while they J.O.

There are a ton of strange kinks out there such as the balloon convention in Vegas where people who only like sex in a room full of balloons go every year.

There are not a lot of freaks posting on this board but we get a few, if we ignore them they generally go away.

VS.

My good gent, you know this board if rife with guys who have perfectly legal and normal desires and needs. I respect your posts and "dreams" and I would hope that you and the other gents on here would reciprocate in kind. That is what the gals are here for. As long as everyone is over 21 (my preference), and no one is getting hurt, it's all good. A little phone sex now and then isn't too bad. Is it? It's not my preference, of course, but it happened to provide me some headache relief at that time. She was perfectly ok with it and she even got a little excited herself on her way to Daytona. I believe it is called "consenting adults" and not "creepers". So, I say, let's all enjoy the ride here on USASG and continue to share our experiences and not judge those who may have a normal "kink" or two that needs to be "rubbed out", if you will. JagXF.

[Awesome Balls]

Hope none of you guys were there.

Stay safe.

Not surprised. Still a little sad. Sad panda.

[ILuvWomen2]

I am experienced on the hobby side but have never been to an AMP. My back and shoulder have been really kicking my ass. I have to get a massage and I figure this could be a good time to bust my cherry. The massage is the most important part, but extras would be icing. I have rtff and have some understnding of etiqutte and to stay away from certain places. Can anyone recommend a good place? Feel free to pm me. Thanks in advance.

[AznVDevil]

Good tip. Just want to add, do not leave .5 or 1. Otherwise you'll get upsell. Somehow, the girls rarely try to upsell when I leave .4/.8 instead of .5/1.

If you'are happy, then leave x-tra right before leaving. I do that to have better favor next visit.

If I am at an AMP, I leave the .4 in view on the table. 9 out of 10 times it is understood that I get a HE for that tip.

[BuffGuy111]

Hope none of you guys were there.

Stay safe.

[BuffGuy111]

I think there were plenty of details and I was just letting some SM's know that there were more details. Perhaps you should get reading glasess or better yet actually contribute something to this forum.

Thank you Law Dog.

[LawDog17]

Again with the PM crap...why is it necessary? Just give the damn details!

I think there were plenty of details and I was just letting some SM's know that there were more details. Perhaps you should get reading glasess or better yet actually contribute something to this forum.

[Smokedmeat]

There are some great legit therapists out there that do just that and I enjoy the independent ones! Door + 50 always leaves me feeling relaxed.

I think it's about time to take this issue seriously. I believe that a massage / bodyrub shouldn't be more than a 100 including the door and tip for 1/2 hour with HE. Those providers are getting too greedy and some of us are helping them out being that greedy! Even if you can afford more than 100 for 1/2 hour, there are still some mongers out there who gets screwed because of others outrageous tipping. I see some paying 250 for a bodyrub.. That can be FS with one of top and hottest providers!

Just my thoughts..

[Nohassles]

First of all my props and and appreciation to Jaguar for his excellent report below. That is exactly the kind of info I am looking for when I come to this board. Now I'll try to add my 2 cents.

I stopped by Spa Serenity recently. I used to see Amy there but was told she is now in CA. I took the random draw which was a very attractive 30 ish Chinese woman. When I asked her name she hesitated and then said Cindy. Paid my door fee of .80 and off to the table shower. It was very good, sensual and thorough. She started talking about how a massage should be sensual and relaxing. The shower was a little longer than usual but it was enjoyable. Back in the room she started a nice swedish style massage. She continued the talk about a good massage being sensual and intimate. I am still face down getting more and more aroused as she continues. She did some light teasing and worked her way from head to toe pretty thoroughly. She did ask a lot of questions about other AMP's I visit and how often. I tried to be polite without being too forthcoming. So far this is a great experience. On the flip she immediately goes for my dick and starts yanking on it like she is trying to rip it off my body. I told her to go easy and she backed off to a more comfortable technique. The odd thing about this experience was how she seemed to change from this warm sensual person during the massage, then after the flip it was like she just wanted to get it over. She allowed liberal roaming and lifted her top to reveal a very nicely enhanced body. I tipped her .4 and she was fine with that. On the way out pappasan was at the window so I wanted to confirm her name with him. When I asked if her name was Cindy he looked at me funny and said it was Sara so I'm not sure what the story is on that.