Massage Parlor Reports

[C Fombarlet]

I did not find that experience on my visit to Luxsa. Selena has an absolute perfect body: 10/10. Great experience. Maybe you went to a fake Luxsa?

I agree. Luxsa has always used an admixture of real and fake photos (as I assume quite a few advertisers do). There were always some real photos of Tori although I believe she might have moved on. With a physique as amazing as Selena's, I'm not sure why Natasha wouldn't just post legit body shots (although there might be a recognizable tattoo issue there come to think about). If that's the case, Photoshop's clone function is a beautiful thing. God I'm gad we didn't have tattoos, youtube, instagram, and facebook when I was young and stupid.

[Citywalk]

Won't be going back. Mid 20's cute girl, everything mechanical. Thought she was trying to pull start a lawn mower on the tug, she lubes herself up enough for the CFS that would have put the gulf oil spill to shame.

[Hank1111]

Has someone tried this Asian Outcall Massage?

[Gentleman 100]

I have said that Luxsa pics were fake and have been told by other reviews that they are real. After I went for myself and none of the girls look as good as those in the pics. Makes me wonder if the reviews are real? Thank you again admin for deleting the ad.

I did not find that experience on my visit to Luxsa. Selena has an absolute perfect body: 10/10. Great experience. Maybe you went to a fake Luxsa?

[UnderCvrRckstr]

Has anyone seen these ladies? Any reports? I see them interacting a lot on here, would love a review, even if by pm.

There was a positive review of them somewhere on the BP thread. I tried booking them for an appointment last Friday but they never picked up the phone. If you have better luck than I did, I'd love to hear how their service was.

[CoolBeans]

Greetings Gents and perhaps some ladies out there..

I had a nice dream tonight. Since it is not a good to sleep and dream while driving I thought I pull in to.

Crystal Clear Lane over by the FL Mall. So I begin to snooze and dream about older but young looking gal.

She a nice skin and bright red lips. Of course beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And to me she was nice.

So always in my dreams I am a gentleman, try to be a bit charming and compliment the way she looks and feels.

I dreamed of flowing water fall on a table covered in soapy bubbles with all areas nicely washed.

The massage was good just what I need for the lower back. She was very nice and sweet and gave me a very nice ending to my dream.

I see myself repeating this dream by pulling into the Crystal Clear Lane and letting myself sleep and dream.

Let yourself be Crystal Clear...

Be cool Everyone...

[FlaFisher1]

Hello all,

I have been going to local AMPs for a while now and only a little while ago found USASG. I would first like to thank you for all the great info I have gotten here over the last few months. This is my first post and I I hope that it will help save you the time and money you have saved me. I was in daydreaming that I was in the Kissimmee area today and had decided to stop by AGG. I did see a a recent post that someone had left there "Unhappy" and thought it had to be a fluke but it wasn't. I have had dreams of every AMP in that area and AGG at least 7 times and have always left happy. Today will be the last. When my dream began I arrived and as always was immediately recognized by the receptionist. She hugs me and takes me to my room. She tells me she has "A new sexy young girl for me". She was not lying top 3 cutest I had ever dreamed of. I ask for TS and she says after the massage. It is rare but I have had that before so I lay down and she pulls away the towel. During the rub my hands were wandering everywhere with no objections at all on the flip she suddenly grabs a towel and covers an area that needed obvious attention. She proceeds to massage all around and still my hand wander with no problem then out of nowhere she tells me my dream is over and asks if I am ready for my TS. I know it was nothing I did to spook her or turn her off due to her constantly telling me how handsome I was and the wandering allowed. I am usually very subtle about what I want but this time I was so surprised that I pull the towel away and show her what still needed work. She says "oh no we no do that here...only massage" I go to TS to get the oil washed off and give it one more shot and again I was denied. I run into the receptionist who herself has taken care of me on 2-3 occasions and tell her how unhappy I was. She only smiles and says "Sorry baby" and gives me a hug. I told her she won't see me again, dropped .1 on the table and got out. Save your money friends, this place will be gone soon. Hope my contribution has helped and plan to contribute more in the future.

[Barolo]

Given your misinformed opinion, since your posting history indicates you occasionally visit an AMP, I must assume you are supportive of sex trafficking?

Absolute statements as in "every" are virtually always incorrect other than when it comes to death and taxes.

No, I don't support sex trafficing! You are correct, I don't as a rule go to AMP. I don't because of the sex trafficing and most are not worth the cost. Most AMP the girls live on property. Most are out of Calif. With no or illegal massage licenses. Fact go to the State of Florida websites and see how many have been arrested this year, hundreds. Fact, one school in Tampa processed almost 200 illegal massage licenses. The person was pay $15,000 per illegal license and has been arrested. That is only one school. I would bet my statement of almost every is more accuate than yours of almost no sex trafficing.

[Member #4882]

I have said that Luxsa pics were fake and have been told by other reviews that they are real. After I went for myself and none of the girls look as good as those in the pics. Makes me wonder if the reviews are real? Thank you again admin for deleting the ad.

[Johnaxsa]

Given your misinformed opinion, since your posting history indicates you occasionally visit an AMP, I must assume you are supportive of sex trafficking?

Absolute statements as in "every" are virtually always incorrect other than when it comes to death and taxes.

I would say that knowing for sure "every" AMP is sex trafficking is wrong. Not even a small % would be although I don't get to Kissimmie that often and probaly mis-spelled the hell out of it...LOL ...

[Member #6038]

Every place there is AMP there is sex trafficking.

Given your misinformed opinion, since your posting history indicates you occasionally visit an AMP, I must assume you are supportive of sex trafficking?

Absolute statements as in "every" are virtually always incorrect other than when it comes to death and taxes.

[Barolo]

[QUOTE=Whiskeysours;1910903]Anyone seen her yet? Looks like a new ad. No phone number listed which always makes it harder to effectively communicate. PM if you prefer

[Barolo]

Sex trafficking is not an issue within the Orlando AMP scene.

Every place there is AMP there is sex trafficking.

[Worldsoffun]

New place on Vineland between Kirkman and Turkey lake Road. I think they advertise as "Thai Massage". North side of the road in a new two story strip center.

Don't bother going, nothing even close to a HE. An AMP that doesn't give a HE is a movie theater that doesn't serve popcorn.

Better places not too far away.

I've been there myself. I can't say it was even a good massage. It was indeed a waste of time!!

WOF.

[Sex Xes]

Funny, I don't see footjob on the list above. Is that really available?

I kid you not. I went an AMP in Ft Lauderdale many years ago. When it was time for a HE she Sat. On the table between my legs and proceeded to use her feet on Mr Happy. She would not shake hands with Mr Happy. Told her that wasn't going to work please get the other lady. Other lady came in and finished the massage in the more traditional manner. That had to have been the strangest massage I ever had.