Massage Parlor Reports

[Peter North 9]

That is variety massage, nothing but a rub and tug joint by a bunch of very over weight gals! If there is more to be offered, I'll pass! These gals are extremely over weight & OLD. There are a few that are not, but old, worn and torn looking. I suggest a pass. Andrea Kay is a BBW as well, she used to post as "BBW with a TWIST" if any of you remember craigslist days. Now she runs this run down place, with these worn down, obese women. Each to their own I guess, however; I will not be back! She ran the Livonia Location until LEO busted that up.

This isn't Variety, but not sure if they are connected. I saw Tara / Dani. Girl is maybe 4'10", tight body, and a huge DD rack. Has some ink too. Basic service the one time I saw her, great hand skills. Have never gone back. From seeing the pictures of the rest of the gals, I agree with your assessment.

Variety has one girl, Jenelle, who I would recommend. Not a BBW. Long haired brunette, not a tight body, but not out of shape either. Huge set of bolt-on's she is very proud of. Have never gone beyond the basic service. Tried to see if Russian was available with that great rack, but she doesn't seem up to it. I agree with you on the rest of the gals.

PN9.

[Grinder264]

My other peeve is MP's who post pictures of the girls in bathing suits, or close-ups of their racks or of their asses. Don't post pictures like that if you are not doing extras.

Yeh, that too. I saw one ad that said "therapeutic only" and she had a pic where she was face down ass up lolol. Maybe the "therapeutic only" is their "out" in case when the guy shows up they find him repulsive.

If they don't want the "Extras" BS from us guys then they should simply state that in their ad. For example..."Draping IS required. This is non sexual. There are no "extras"That says it all. Then they would have the right to give the guy a lecture when he asks for extras.

Bottom line is they are just trying to get guys in there and get their money. They know what they are doing. And in many cases it's YMMV. So, they will sometimes do extras if they like the guy. Or feel comfortable with him.

I guess the thing to do is report on the game players (and the good ones). And move on.

Have fun, play safe.

Grinder264.

[Fitzie00]

This is just a heads up for any and all MP's who read this forum.

Judge guys all you want, but when you advertise "No Draping" to 99.9% of all guys that equals "Extras". You know that, so quit playing dumb when the guy gets there. Even if you state that your massage is legit. No drape = extras. So don't act all stupid or surprised when you advertise "No drape" and the guy expects / asks for extras ie..HJ or more. If you are doing a legit massage then you should NEVER advertise "No drape". It's not necessary. If you advertise "No draping" and you try to claim "legit" when the guy gets there, you're just playing games. I'm not telling MP's anything they don't already know, but they need to quit playing dumb.

That's all.

Grinder264.

My other peeve is MP's who post pictures of the girls in bathing suits, or close-ups of their racks or of their asses. Don't post pictures like that if you are not doing extras.

[HereIam2]

Hound what a great post about what we would call legitmate ladies that once you get to know them might ad more. This is a huge subject for me and I look forward to this information all the time. So here are my two cents.

http://annarbor.backpage.com/Therape...-sher/14159121

Sher used to advertise all the time and was south of Ann Arbor. She is very exepensive for what you get. I saw her about 3 times with great conversations and great massages and touch and always a little tease but never anything more was offered. I talked about this often with her. Well on my fourth visit things changed. She on the second and third visit she would play and tease and get me hard as can be but would finish the job. I told her that I loved her massage but was tired of leaving with blue balls. So on the 4th visit she started her usual tease and had me very hard. This time she continued until the job was done. And it was done very nice. Great lady and pretty legit but at a minimuim of $130 I can not afford that often.

http://annarbor.backpage.com/Therape...reeze/14205485

Jennifer is a lady in Westland that gives a great legitimate massage. On my second visit she gave a HE. On my third visit and from there on she got totally nude and finished with a nice BJ. One of my faves.

http://annarbor.backpage.com/Therape...69949/14049653

Stephanie is not that greatest to look at but gives a full massage similar to Sher. Very thorough and lots of great stretching. On my 4th visit there we became very freindly and she gave me a nice ending.

I have found that the ladies that advertise in the legit massage session and let you go undraped usually down the road after they trust you and / or connect will end up giving more. Keep in mind guys alot of these women do it for a living and do not want to get into trouble with LE and loose shier license. If you treat them with respect and let them get to know you, you will end up very happy with a awesome massage. I do not see anything illegal in what they do. I am not offering in more money or solictied a sexual act. Its just something that happens between two consenting adults.

So these hot massage chics just offer you this without asking for more $? So they are offering damn good massages, at reasonable massage rates, but blowing YOU off for free? If so you are one lucky DOG!

[HereIam2]

Here is the website! I hope that someone has had some experience here...

http://relaxationalways.webs.com/

That is variety massage, nothing but a rub and tug joint by a bunch of very over weight gals! If there is more to be offered, I'll pass! These gals are extremely over weight & OLD. There are a few that are not, but old, worn and torn looking. I suggest a pass. Andrea Kay is a BBW as well, she used to post as "BBW with a TWIST" if any of you remember craigslist days. Now she runs this run down place, with these worn down, obese women. Each to their own I guess, however; I will not be back! She ran the Livonia Location until LEO busted that up.

[LightManus]

Hound what a great post about what we would call legitmate ladies that once you get to know them might ad more. This is a huge subject for me and I look forward to this information all the time. So here are my two cents.

http://annarbor.backpage.com/Therape...-sher/14159121

Sher used to advertise all the time and was south of Ann Arbor. She is very exepensive for what you get. I saw her about 3 times with great conversations and great massages and touch and always a little tease but never anything more was offered. I talked about this often with her. Well on my fourth visit things changed. She on the second and third visit she would play and tease and get me hard as can be but would finish the job. I told her that I loved her massage but was tired of leaving with blue balls. So on the 4th visit she started her usual tease and had me very hard. This time she continued until the job was done. And it was done very nice. Great lady and pretty legit but at a minimuim of $130 I can not afford that often.

http://annarbor.backpage.com/Therape...reeze/14205485

Jennifer is a lady in Westland that gives a great legitimate massage. On my second visit she gave a HE. On my third visit and from there on she got totally nude and finished with a nice BJ. One of my faves.

http://annarbor.backpage.com/Therape...69949/14049653

Stephanie is not that greatest to look at but gives a full massage similar to Sher. Very thorough and lots of great stretching. On my 4th visit there we became very freindly and she gave me a nice ending.

I have found that the ladies that advertise in the legit massage session and let you go undraped usually down the road after they trust you and / or connect will end up giving more. Keep in mind guys alot of these women do it for a living and do not want to get into trouble with LE and loose thier license. If you treat them with respect and let them get to know you, you will end up very happy with a awesome massage. I do not see anything illegal in what they do. I am not offering in more money or solictied a sexual act. Its just something that happens between two consenting adults.

[Apkano]

Here is the website! I hope that someone has had some experience here...

http://relaxationalways.webs.com/

I was there a couple times years ago. Decent service. Pretty much rub and tug till they get to know you, after that more is available. I've had FS with Lynn before.

Basically, good once they know you, but pricey till you get to that point.

[JayMazz13]

Visited 14 & Mound again yesterday and pd for hr and on the flip right to the HJ, different girl this time but same results.

[Mike27L]

Here is the website! I hope that someone has had some experience here...

http://relaxationalways.webs.com/

Hey guys,

Anyone been to this place? I saw some pretty decent reviews on another site, but don't recall seeing any here. I was going to swing by yesterday, however they weren't answering their phones, and my internal alarm was going off. I decided to pass and go to Acu on Telegraph. Any info you can provide would be great!

I have been on the look for a american place that is a nude rub and tug! I have been having bad luck lately in getting the girls to drop the tops!

M.

[Apkano]

This is just a heads up for any and all MP's who read this forum.

Judge guys all you want, but when you advertise "No Draping" to 99.9% of all guys that equals "Extras". You know that, so quit playing dumb when the guy gets there. Even if you state that your massage is legit. No drape = extras. So don't act all stupid or surprised when you advertise "No drape" and the guy expects / asks for extras ie..HJ or more. If you are doing a legit massage then you should NEVER advertise "No drape". It's not necessary. If you advertise "No draping" and you try to claim "legit" when the guy gets there, you're just playing games. I'm not telling MP's anything they don't already know, but they need to quit playing dumb.

That's all.

Grinder264.

+10000000000000.

Right on Grinder. About damn time someone said it the way it is.

[HereIam2]

This is just a heads up for any and all MP's who read this forum.

Judge guys all you want, but when you advertise "No Draping" to 99.9% of all guys that equals "Extras". You know that, so quit playing dumb when the guy gets there. Even if you state that your massage is legit. No drape = extras. So don't act all stupid or surprised when you advertise "No drape" and the guy expects / asks for extras ie..HJ or more. If you are doing a legit massage then you should NEVER advertise "No drape". It's not necessary. If you advertise "No draping" and you try to claim "legit" when the guy gets there, you're just playing games. I'm not telling MP's anything they don't already know, but they need to quit playing dumb.

That's all.

Grinder264.

This forum needs a "like" buton! Lisa (lake orion) does this all the time! Like so many others! Yes, if we are completly nude, it means HE, they know this, they post that just to get us there, there once there, so sad, too bad! GAMES!

Yes Grinder, If there are Massage Providers reading this, stop with the games, advertising, using young attractive girls, (like Lisa did, back last summer) draping optional, and posing in pics that are seductive, and posting more then 2 (def. Says "look at me guys)...

The fact is they know what they are doing, then act all "offended" when we ask, or expect more than a "therapeutic massage".

If that is all you offer, I RESPECT that, but not why put that in your posting?

OHHHHH I know why, because YOU KNOW that you business will drop 95%!

So if you are going to "bait" us guys in, then SHUT THE F** up! Stop acting like "OMG, how dare you crap" and act all "diva like, while your ass is in an apt, that is sh**y looking any way!

I Agree, not only Lisa (lake orion) needs to stop with the "false advertising" I could sit here and name another 10!

LIKE!

[Grinder264]

This is just a heads up for any and all MP's who read this forum.

Judge guys all you want, but when you advertise "No Draping" to 99.9% of all guys that equals "Extras". You know that, so quit playing dumb when the guy gets there. Even if you state that your massage is legit. No drape = extras. So don't act all stupid or surprised when you advertise "No drape" and the guy expects / asks for extras ie..HJ or more. If you are doing a legit massage then you should NEVER advertise "No drape". It's not necessary. If you advertise "No draping" and you try to claim "legit" when the guy gets there, you're just playing games. I'm not telling MP's anything they don't already know, but they need to quit playing dumb.

That's all.

Grinder264.

[HereIam2]

Wow.

Who are your other 2 favs?

My Three favs are listed below (links).

She's been around a while, awesome massage, HJ HE (before and after massage)! Hours are limited, I believe she works for another spa.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...or-you/4069263

Livonia Massage, I reported on last week.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...s-now/11836686

Angela, YMMV, like Regina in Livonia, But once your in, awesome massage, topless, HJ HE.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...edule/14196725

Good Luck!

H2.

[HereIam2]

Hi guys,

I haven't been very active lately and most things I have to share are just agreeing with info already out there. I figured if I didn't have something new to add, I'm wasting space. Here are a few recent and some blasts from the past. I'll try to limit to unique experiences I haven't seen reviewed here vs. The "me too" type of posts. I like to look for diamonds in the rough and I've actually had some success where others have posted "no dice". A while ago Dragonsnake posted about a legit massage that he wasn't expecting to end differently. I believe it was under Craigslist and the massage was in Milford. She surprised him with h.e. I love that stuff, when legit massage goes wild vs. The sure thing. Would love to know who this is in Milford. Anyway here are some of my reviews. I have many others, but don't want to dump them all on you at once. Since the list is rather long.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-orion/9250024

As stated many times Lisa is a false advertising man hater. Actually a decent legit massage if you can stand her bitching about guys wanting more. I've been twice after a very old report that said put your time in and you'll be rewarded-no way. The second time I was barely draped with a washcloth that barely covered little hound. I thought I was in-no way. Don't bother.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...cation/5276477

Saw Libby about a year ago and she was legit as well. (at least the first time). Her advertising seems to be more aggressive. Wonder if anyone has found more available?

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...point/11102056

Have known Rhonda or Lee whatever you call her for years, from the days back in her 2 different home studios. Took me 3 times, but now I get topless and a real nice finish everytime. There was also a Judy? Years ago who offered after the second time at pressure point. I've had 3 or 4 others at PP when the first 2 weren't available and struck out every time. They seem to have so good looking gals posting lately. Wonder if anyone has had success?

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-late/13359366

Posted about Majik before. Angelina is odd, flakey, has big boobs, but is a little flabby for my taste. I went once, seemed legit, but flirty. Second time around was a mutual release with both naked. Third time was like first. Almost like she forgot that our last time was pretty wild.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...6-0133/8545911

This was a good story. First time maybe 4 years ago. She was actually a bit heavier. I tried the 90 min. Since she's rather far from me. Her posts used to be under Mikki I believe. First time was very oily lost of "accidental" touching with the forearms elbow etc. But never grabbing with hands or fingers, but clearly not afraid to give glancing blows. We had a little wine, but were not drunk by any means. All of the glancing blows had me at full mast for a half hour or so. Next thing I know she's grabbing little hound and slapping me against her cheak, porn star style. That's never happened to me before. Next thing I know full blown bjcim. I wasn't expecting it at all. And she said she just felt like it, not big deal. I thought I hit jackpot. Been back several times and always a HJ, no more BJ. I guess she really just felt like it once. I've brought it up a couple of times and she just changes the subject. I think she's only mildly picky. Seems most are successful, but I know she's shot down a few and tells them she's legit. She's actually thinner now and looks better than a few years ago.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...12-off/4877194

Saw her in Waterford a couple of years ago. Totally legit, at the end of the massage she said, "I normally don't do this, but I have this connection with you. Etc etc." I thought, yes I'm in. No dice. She wanted to pray with me. I haven't been back.

Thats enough for now. I'm available by pm for more details if you like. I have many, many more to add over time.

Would like to know if anyone has had the legit massage turn wild. Those are my favorite, even if it takes a visit or 2.

Thanks,

Hound

Don't even get me going on Lisa! Search threads here, you will see report after report about her "lectures" while she advertises seductive.

I did not even find the massage to be relaxing either, very very intensive, to the point I think she liked hurting me, then all that bitching about HJs and blah blah blah...

This was and still is on my list as the worse experience, with Ashley coming in at #2, yes guys it was even worse than that!

[Grinder264]

You sound like a wealth of information. Welcome back Hound.

Grinder264.

Hi guys,

I haven't been very active lately and most things I have to share are just agreeing with info already out there. I figured if I didn't have something new to add, I'm wasting space. Here are a few recent and some blasts from the past. I'll try to limit to unique experiences I haven't seen reviewed here vs. The "me too" type of posts. I like to look for diamonds in the rough and I've actually had some success where others have posted "no dice". A while ago Dragonsnake posted about a legit massage that he wasn't expecting to end differently. I believe it was under Craigslist and the massage was in Milford. She surprised him with h.e. I love that stuff, when legit massage goes wild vs. The sure thing. Would love to know who this is in Milford. Anyway here are some of my reviews. I have many others, but don't want to dump them all on you at once. Since the list is rather long.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-orion/9250024

As stated many times Lisa is a false advertising man hater. Actually a decent legit massage if you can stand her bitching about guys wanting more. I've been twice after a very old report that said put your time in and you'll be rewarded-no way. The second time I was barely draped with a washcloth that barely covered little hound. I thought I was in-no way. Don't bother.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...cation/5276477

Saw Libby about a year ago and she was legit as well. (at least the first time). Her advertising seems to be more aggressive. Wonder if anyone has found more available?

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...point/11102056

Have known Rhonda or Lee whatever you call her for years, from the days back in her 2 different home studios. Took me 3 times, but now I get topless and a real nice finish everytime. There was also a Judy? Years ago who offered after the second time at pressure point. I've had 3 or 4 others at PP when the first 2 weren't available and struck out every time. They seem to have so good looking gals posting lately. Wonder if anyone has had success?

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-late/13359366

Posted about Majik before. Angelina is odd, flakey, has big boobs, but is a little flabby for my taste. I went once, seemed legit, but flirty. Second time around was a mutual release with both naked. Third time was like first. Almost like she forgot that our last time was pretty wild.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...6-0133/8545911

This was a good story. First time maybe 4 years ago. She was actually a bit heavier. I tried the 90 min. Since she's rather far from me. Her posts used to be under Mikki I believe. First time was very oily lost of "accidental" touching with the forearms elbow etc. But never grabbing with hands or fingers, but clearly not afraid to give glancing blows. We had a little wine, but were not drunk by any means. All of the glancing blows had me at full mast for a half hour or so. Next thing I know she's grabbing little hound and slapping me against her cheak, porn star style. That's never happened to me before. Next thing I know full blown bjcim. I wasn't expecting it at all. And she said she just felt like it, not big deal. I thought I hit jackpot. Been back several times and always a HJ, no more BJ. I guess she really just felt like it once. I've brought it up a couple of times and she just changes the subject. I think she's only mildly picky. Seems most are successful, but I know she's shot down a few and tells them she's legit. She's actually thinner now and looks better than a few years ago.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...12-off/4877194

Saw her in Waterford a couple of years ago. Totally legit, at the end of the massage she said, "I normally don't do this, but I have this connection with you. Etc etc." I thought, yes I'm in. No dice. She wanted to pray with me. I haven't been back.

Thats enough for now. I'm available by pm for more details if you like. I have many, many more to add over time.

Would like to know if anyone has had the legit massage turn wild. Those are my favorite, even if it takes a visit or 2.

Thanks,

Hound