Massage Parlor Reports

[Apkano]

This is just a heads up for any and all MP's who read this forum.

Judge guys all you want, but when you advertise "No Draping" to 99.9% of all guys that equals "Extras". You know that, so quit playing dumb when the guy gets there. Even if you state that your massage is legit. No drape = extras. So don't act all stupid or surprised when you advertise "No drape" and the guy expects / asks for extras ie..HJ or more. If you are doing a legit massage then you should NEVER advertise "No drape". It's not necessary. If you advertise "No draping" and you try to claim "legit" when the guy gets there, you're just playing games. I'm not telling MP's anything they don't already know, but they need to quit playing dumb.

That's all.

Grinder264.

+10000000000000.

Right on Grinder. About damn time someone said it the way it is.

[HereIam2]

This is just a heads up for any and all MP's who read this forum.

Judge guys all you want, but when you advertise "No Draping" to 99.9% of all guys that equals "Extras". You know that, so quit playing dumb when the guy gets there. Even if you state that your massage is legit. No drape = extras. So don't act all stupid or surprised when you advertise "No drape" and the guy expects / asks for extras ie..HJ or more. If you are doing a legit massage then you should NEVER advertise "No drape". It's not necessary. If you advertise "No draping" and you try to claim "legit" when the guy gets there, you're just playing games. I'm not telling MP's anything they don't already know, but they need to quit playing dumb.

That's all.

Grinder264.

This forum needs a "like" buton! Lisa (lake orion) does this all the time! Like so many others! Yes, if we are completly nude, it means HE, they know this, they post that just to get us there, there once there, so sad, too bad! GAMES!

Yes Grinder, If there are Massage Providers reading this, stop with the games, advertising, using young attractive girls, (like Lisa did, back last summer) draping optional, and posing in pics that are seductive, and posting more then 2 (def. Says "look at me guys)...

The fact is they know what they are doing, then act all "offended" when we ask, or expect more than a "therapeutic massage".

If that is all you offer, I RESPECT that, but not why put that in your posting?

OHHHHH I know why, because YOU KNOW that you business will drop 95%!

So if you are going to "bait" us guys in, then SHUT THE F** up! Stop acting like "OMG, how dare you crap" and act all "diva like, while your ass is in an apt, that is sh**y looking any way!

I Agree, not only Lisa (lake orion) needs to stop with the "false advertising" I could sit here and name another 10!

LIKE!

[Grinder264]

This is just a heads up for any and all MP's who read this forum.

Judge guys all you want, but when you advertise "No Draping" to 99.9% of all guys that equals "Extras". You know that, so quit playing dumb when the guy gets there. Even if you state that your massage is legit. No drape = extras. So don't act all stupid or surprised when you advertise "No drape" and the guy expects / asks for extras ie..HJ or more. If you are doing a legit massage then you should NEVER advertise "No drape". It's not necessary. If you advertise "No draping" and you try to claim "legit" when the guy gets there, you're just playing games. I'm not telling MP's anything they don't already know, but they need to quit playing dumb.

That's all.

Grinder264.

[HereIam2]

Wow.

Who are your other 2 favs?

My Three favs are listed below (links).

She's been around a while, awesome massage, HJ HE (before and after massage)! Hours are limited, I believe she works for another spa.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...or-you/4069263

Livonia Massage, I reported on last week.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...s-now/11836686

Angela, YMMV, like Regina in Livonia, But once your in, awesome massage, topless, HJ HE.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...edule/14196725

Good Luck!

H2.

[HereIam2]

Hi guys,

I haven't been very active lately and most things I have to share are just agreeing with info already out there. I figured if I didn't have something new to add, I'm wasting space. Here are a few recent and some blasts from the past. I'll try to limit to unique experiences I haven't seen reviewed here vs. The "me too" type of posts. I like to look for diamonds in the rough and I've actually had some success where others have posted "no dice". A while ago Dragonsnake posted about a legit massage that he wasn't expecting to end differently. I believe it was under Craigslist and the massage was in Milford. She surprised him with h.e. I love that stuff, when legit massage goes wild vs. The sure thing. Would love to know who this is in Milford. Anyway here are some of my reviews. I have many others, but don't want to dump them all on you at once. Since the list is rather long.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-orion/9250024

As stated many times Lisa is a false advertising man hater. Actually a decent legit massage if you can stand her bitching about guys wanting more. I've been twice after a very old report that said put your time in and you'll be rewarded-no way. The second time I was barely draped with a washcloth that barely covered little hound. I thought I was in-no way. Don't bother.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...cation/5276477

Saw Libby about a year ago and she was legit as well. (at least the first time). Her advertising seems to be more aggressive. Wonder if anyone has found more available?

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...point/11102056

Have known Rhonda or Lee whatever you call her for years, from the days back in her 2 different home studios. Took me 3 times, but now I get topless and a real nice finish everytime. There was also a Judy? Years ago who offered after the second time at pressure point. I've had 3 or 4 others at PP when the first 2 weren't available and struck out every time. They seem to have so good looking gals posting lately. Wonder if anyone has had success?

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-late/13359366

Posted about Majik before. Angelina is odd, flakey, has big boobs, but is a little flabby for my taste. I went once, seemed legit, but flirty. Second time around was a mutual release with both naked. Third time was like first. Almost like she forgot that our last time was pretty wild.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...6-0133/8545911

This was a good story. First time maybe 4 years ago. She was actually a bit heavier. I tried the 90 min. Since she's rather far from me. Her posts used to be under Mikki I believe. First time was very oily lost of "accidental" touching with the forearms elbow etc. But never grabbing with hands or fingers, but clearly not afraid to give glancing blows. We had a little wine, but were not drunk by any means. All of the glancing blows had me at full mast for a half hour or so. Next thing I know she's grabbing little hound and slapping me against her cheak, porn star style. That's never happened to me before. Next thing I know full blown bjcim. I wasn't expecting it at all. And she said she just felt like it, not big deal. I thought I hit jackpot. Been back several times and always a HJ, no more BJ. I guess she really just felt like it once. I've brought it up a couple of times and she just changes the subject. I think she's only mildly picky. Seems most are successful, but I know she's shot down a few and tells them she's legit. She's actually thinner now and looks better than a few years ago.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...12-off/4877194

Saw her in Waterford a couple of years ago. Totally legit, at the end of the massage she said, "I normally don't do this, but I have this connection with you. Etc etc." I thought, yes I'm in. No dice. She wanted to pray with me. I haven't been back.

Thats enough for now. I'm available by pm for more details if you like. I have many, many more to add over time.

Would like to know if anyone has had the legit massage turn wild. Those are my favorite, even if it takes a visit or 2.

Thanks,

Hound

Don't even get me going on Lisa! Search threads here, you will see report after report about her "lectures" while she advertises seductive.

I did not even find the massage to be relaxing either, very very intensive, to the point I think she liked hurting me, then all that bitching about HJs and blah blah blah...

This was and still is on my list as the worse experience, with Ashley coming in at #2, yes guys it was even worse than that!

[Grinder264]

You sound like a wealth of information. Welcome back Hound.

Grinder264.

Hi guys,

I haven't been very active lately and most things I have to share are just agreeing with info already out there. I figured if I didn't have something new to add, I'm wasting space. Here are a few recent and some blasts from the past. I'll try to limit to unique experiences I haven't seen reviewed here vs. The "me too" type of posts. I like to look for diamonds in the rough and I've actually had some success where others have posted "no dice". A while ago Dragonsnake posted about a legit massage that he wasn't expecting to end differently. I believe it was under Craigslist and the massage was in Milford. She surprised him with h.e. I love that stuff, when legit massage goes wild vs. The sure thing. Would love to know who this is in Milford. Anyway here are some of my reviews. I have many others, but don't want to dump them all on you at once. Since the list is rather long.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-orion/9250024

As stated many times Lisa is a false advertising man hater. Actually a decent legit massage if you can stand her bitching about guys wanting more. I've been twice after a very old report that said put your time in and you'll be rewarded-no way. The second time I was barely draped with a washcloth that barely covered little hound. I thought I was in-no way. Don't bother.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...cation/5276477

Saw Libby about a year ago and she was legit as well. (at least the first time). Her advertising seems to be more aggressive. Wonder if anyone has found more available?

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...point/11102056

Have known Rhonda or Lee whatever you call her for years, from the days back in her 2 different home studios. Took me 3 times, but now I get topless and a real nice finish everytime. There was also a Judy? Years ago who offered after the second time at pressure point. I've had 3 or 4 others at PP when the first 2 weren't available and struck out every time. They seem to have so good looking gals posting lately. Wonder if anyone has had success?

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-late/13359366

Posted about Majik before. Angelina is odd, flakey, has big boobs, but is a little flabby for my taste. I went once, seemed legit, but flirty. Second time around was a mutual release with both naked. Third time was like first. Almost like she forgot that our last time was pretty wild.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...6-0133/8545911

This was a good story. First time maybe 4 years ago. She was actually a bit heavier. I tried the 90 min. Since she's rather far from me. Her posts used to be under Mikki I believe. First time was very oily lost of "accidental" touching with the forearms elbow etc. But never grabbing with hands or fingers, but clearly not afraid to give glancing blows. We had a little wine, but were not drunk by any means. All of the glancing blows had me at full mast for a half hour or so. Next thing I know she's grabbing little hound and slapping me against her cheak, porn star style. That's never happened to me before. Next thing I know full blown bjcim. I wasn't expecting it at all. And she said she just felt like it, not big deal. I thought I hit jackpot. Been back several times and always a HJ, no more BJ. I guess she really just felt like it once. I've brought it up a couple of times and she just changes the subject. I think she's only mildly picky. Seems most are successful, but I know she's shot down a few and tells them she's legit. She's actually thinner now and looks better than a few years ago.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...12-off/4877194

Saw her in Waterford a couple of years ago. Totally legit, at the end of the massage she said, "I normally don't do this, but I have this connection with you. Etc etc." I thought, yes I'm in. No dice. She wanted to pray with me. I haven't been back.

Thats enough for now. I'm available by pm for more details if you like. I have many, many more to add over time.

Would like to know if anyone has had the legit massage turn wild. Those are my favorite, even if it takes a visit or 2.

Thanks,

Hound

[StrokeOfLuck]

Any info on Nikki in Canton. She advertises in backpage for body rubs. I work in the area and would be nice change of pace from Wayne Rd. Thanks.

Seen Nikki when she was working for Amber in Taylor months ago. Really sweet girl with a really amazing set of eyes. Body has some baby damage and softness but overall, not bad. Massage is full nude, w / lots of teasing. She finished me w / BBBJWCIM, but as always, YMMV. I think the damage was $2 if I recall correctly.

[Cjhound]

Hi guys,

I haven't been very active lately and most things I have to share are just agreeing with info already out there. I figured if I didn't have something new to add, I'm wasting space. Here are a few recent and some blasts from the past. I'll try to limit to unique experiences I haven't seen reviewed here vs. The "me too" type of posts. I like to look for diamonds in the rough and I've actually had some success where others have posted "no dice". A while ago Dragonsnake posted about a legit massage that he wasn't expecting to end differently. I believe it was under Craigslist and the massage was in Milford. She surprised him with h.e. I love that stuff, when legit massage goes wild vs. The sure thing. Would love to know who this is in Milford. Anyway here are some of my reviews. I have many others, but don't want to dump them all on you at once. Since the list is rather long.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-orion/9250024

As stated many times Lisa is a false advertising man hater. Actually a decent legit massage if you can stand her bitching about guys wanting more. I've been twice after a very old report that said put your time in and you'll be rewarded-no way. The second time I was barely draped with a washcloth that barely covered little hound. I thought I was in-no way. Don't bother.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...cation/5276477

Saw Libby about a year ago and she was legit as well. (at least the first time). Her advertising seems to be more aggressive. Wonder if anyone has found more available?

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...point/11102056

Have known Rhonda or Lee whatever you call her for years, from the days back in her 2 different home studios. Took me 3 times, but now I get topless and a real nice finish everytime. There was also a Judy? Years ago who offered after the second time at pressure point. I've had 3 or 4 others at PP when the first 2 weren't available and struck out every time. They seem to have so good looking gals posting lately. Wonder if anyone has had success?

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-late/13359366

Posted about Majik before. Angelina is odd, flakey, has big boobs, but is a little flabby for my taste. I went once, seemed legit, but flirty. Second time around was a mutual release with both naked. Third time was like first. Almost like she forgot that our last time was pretty wild.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...6-0133/8545911

This was a good story. First time maybe 4 years ago. She was actually a bit heavier. I tried the 90 min. Since she's rather far from me. Her posts used to be under Mikki I believe. First time was very oily lost of "accidental" touching with the forearms elbow etc. But never grabbing with hands or fingers, but clearly not afraid to give glancing blows. We had a little wine, but were not drunk by any means. All of the glancing blows had me at full mast for a half hour or so. Next thing I know she's grabbing little hound and slapping me against her cheak, porn star style. That's never happened to me before. Next thing I know full blown bjcim. I wasn't expecting it at all. And she said she just felt like it, not big deal. I thought I hit jackpot. Been back several times and always a HJ, no more BJ. I guess she really just felt like it once. I've brought it up a couple of times and she just changes the subject. I think she's only mildly picky. Seems most are successful, but I know she's shot down a few and tells them she's legit. She's actually thinner now and looks better than a few years ago.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...12-off/4877194

Saw her in Waterford a couple of years ago. Totally legit, at the end of the massage she said, "I normally don't do this, but I have this connection with you. Etc etc." I thought, yes I'm in. No dice. She wanted to pray with me. I haven't been back.

Thats enough for now. I'm available by pm for more details if you like. I have many, many more to add over time.

Would like to know if anyone has had the legit massage turn wild. Those are my favorite, even if it takes a visit or 2.

Thanks,

Hound

[I Toftt]

Hey guys,

Anyone been to this place? I saw some pretty decent reviews on another site, but don't recall seeing any here. I was going to swing by yesterday, however they weren't answering their phones, and my internal alarm was going off. I decided to pass and go to Acu on Telegraph. Any info you can provide would be great!

I have been on the look for a american place that is a nude rub and tug! I have been having bad luck lately in getting the girls to drop the tops!

M.

I've been to a few downriver, do you have a link or location for them?

[Mike27L]

Hey guys,

Anyone been to this place? I saw some pretty decent reviews on another site, but don't recall seeing any here. I was going to swing by yesterday, however they weren't answering their phones, and my internal alarm was going off. I decided to pass and go to Acu on Telegraph. Any info you can provide would be great!

I have been on the look for a american place that is a nude rub and tug! I have been having bad luck lately in getting the girls to drop the tops!

M.

[Gmoney11]

Sorry forgot to include link: http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rs-28/11679710.

[Gmoney11]

Any info on Nikki in Canton. She advertises in backpage for body rubs. I work in the area and would be nice change of pace from Wayne Rd. Thanks.

[Backpage]

Went to Livonia again, another awesome deep tissue, full hpur awesome HJ ending, and finally dropped the top 4 me. She'salways. Been on my top 3, but after today, maybe top!

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/11836686

Wow.

Who are your other 2 favs?

[GotYaazz]

I hope the information I provided this week helped some fellas out, now does anyone know about.

Has anyone had the pleasure of this Hottie?

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ummer/13976428

And. Look who is back, trisha was always a pleasure, with a sweet personality, she's offering "nuru " now, has anyone tried her "nuru "?

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...trisha/9156866

Her topless massages were always fun so ya dude try out the Nuru and let us know! Stay Safe!

[HereIam2]

I would suspect nothing from Summer as she works for PPMT which I have been to a few times and left unhappy however I heard YMMV so not 100% sure on that one. And Trish was great the few times I saw her but she moved too far away for me to travel (Monroe?) but if she was closer I would be a regular. Ashley had a beef with her and just about every other masseuse a while back. I believe Ashley was the one who kept up the BS between massage therapist!

Ashly did go on & on about all the other gals on the board, so that makes sense, as for summers.

atPPMT, I'm going to have to toftt soon.

I am glad to see trisha posting again, a bit of a drive, but I alwaysed liked her.

Th bro!

H2