Massage Parlor Reports

[OrlandoGuy123]

Has anyone visited Viviane in Orlando? She was the sister of Jorgette (RIP). I visited both years ago but lost track. Send me a personal message if you have any details.

Thanks!

[Heehoolyz]

We are new to the form and just wanted introduce ourselves.

Well tell us a little about yourselves and what you're here for, maybe post a a couple of pics. Welcome to the forum.

[BK2013]

We are new to the form and just wanted introduce ourselves.

[Turbo4]

Went couple of week ago for the very first time to this one after reading good reviews, two words, Worth it. Very clean atmosphere at the lobby, the greeter was same person who did the massage, I think her name was "flowers" if a got it right, pretty face and body, I think she is in her late 30's. Good attitude and very talkative. Massage was not that bad but it can be better, roaming allowed, after 15-20 min the flip came, I didn't negotiated the menu because I am rookie and I don't know how to go deep in that equation, but with one look she knew that I wanted HE. While she was action she looked at me with most horny face I aver looked, it was awesome, and moving her tongue like she wanted something else. I just blew up and finished, I tipped her and left. It was nice, I will try her again, can't wait for the next time, I know something else going to happen. Be safe.

[Seven Spot]

IMHO if you think that having dry hair is going to be the trick to keeping your secret, you might think again. All soaps (and most women who work in a massage parlor) have scents. Even if you take a shower at the place, you are going to smell different. If your gal has a good nose, she will know.

Consider planning a bit and going somewhere else after the massage. Maybe a burger joint that has smelly food, or doing something that will make you sweat a bit. Or at least have a fallback in case she thinks you smell a bit different.

Ok I have read on here a few times of guys getting what happened to me last night. I would like to know what to do if it happens again. I got off work and stopped by to see Yuki again in the Cloud. Everything that happened in my last post happened again but, during the shower she washed my hair. I know its not that big of a deal but I have should length hair and I was heading home right after. Now My girl is out of town with her sister and like I said it was no big deal. What do I do next time just in case She will be home when I am done. I told her not too but she did it any way. Guess it was miscommunication on my part. I don't want to come off like a dick to the girls at the AMP's but that could end badly for a lot of us. So any help with this would be grateful. As always Stay Safe!

[Jimhatz]

Ok I have read on here a few times of guys getting what happened to me last night. I would like to know what to do if it happens again. I got off work and stopped by to see Yuki again in the Cloud. Everything that happened in my last post happened again but, during the shower she washed my hair. I know its not that big of a deal but I have should length hair and I was heading home right after. Now My girl is out of town with her sister and like I said it was no big deal. What do I do next time just in case She will be home when I am done. I told her not too but she did it any way. Guess it was miscommunication on my part. I don't want to come off like a dick to the girls at the AMP's but that could end badly for a lot of us. So any help with this would be grateful. As always Stay Safe!

Ask her to use her hair dryer. Tell her "no can go home with wet hair". LOL A lot of them live there so they probably have one on site.

[Maggot]

Depends on your own habits. If you smoke, for example, hot box a cigar in your car with the windows up or exhale into your hair so it reeks. If you don't smoke, though, that would be impossible to pull off. Basically need to do something that isn't out of character for YOU; and only you know what the mrs will dismiss or crucify you over. Telling you our emergency protocols won't really help much, I fear.

Ok I have read on here a few times of guys getting what happened to me last night. I would like to know what to do if it happens again. I got off work and stopped by to see Yuki again in the Cloud. Everything that happened in my last post happened again but, during the shower she washed my hair. I know its not that big of a deal but I have should length hair and I was heading home right after. Now My girl is out of town with her sister and like I said it was no big deal. What do I do next time just in case She will be home when I am done. I told her not too but she did it any way. Guess it was miscommunication on my part. I don't want to come off like a dick to the girls at the AMP's but that could end badly for a lot of us. So any help with this would be grateful. As always Stay Safe!

[Jrod 216]

Ok I have read on here a few times of guys getting what happened to me last night. I would like to know what to do if it happens again. I got off work and stopped by to see Yuki again in the Cloud. Everything that happened in my last post happened again but, during the shower she washed my hair. I know its not that big of a deal but I have should length hair and I was heading home right after. Now My girl is out of town with her sister and like I said it was no big deal. What do I do next time just in case She will be home when I am done. I told her not too but she did it any way. Guess it was miscommunication on my part. I don't want to come off like a dick to the girls at the AMP's but that could end badly for a lot of us. So any help with this would be grateful. As always Stay Safe!

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Came to see me at a hotel I rented for a couple of days in near I-4 in Maitland. Hispanic, Sweet, sweet, gal. Early mid 20's. Smooth sexy skin soft touch. Optional drape. Paid her up front like her ad says. Smart gal to. Loosened up after we broke the ice with convo. Will repeat. Damage 120$. Pm for more.

JagXF

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Saw Angie from CL. Very, friendly, good attitude, smart, soft hands. Standard massage, on the flip, nice attention to "problem areas". Nice gal. Will repeat. Total damage 100.

JagXF

[FrankCuba]

Most purely residentially zoned areas prohibit the operation of a business, unless an exception has been applied for and granted by the governing body of the area I. E. City, county etc.

All homeowners associations have a covenant prohibiting the operation of a business. Apartment complexes do not allow commercial activities in there leases.

Some areas were previously zoned residential exclusively but over time have evolved into commercial areas (Colonial Dr. Is a good example it has many houses that were converted to offices and various business and professional use).

I think this provision is aimed directly at licensed massage therapists who work out of their homes or apartments. I also think you will see therapists who aren't to subtle in their ads with pictures and words that indicate that they will cross the line will be hassled under this new law.

A.

VS

It could be the underlying intent depending on how they enforce things but all those are those zoning restrictions to which you refer have not changed under the new law.

What I do see really affecting us mongers is:

Advertising 480. 046 (1) e) revisions combined with the reinforcing of "licensed" definitely targets those who advertise body rubs and sensual massage.

Secondly the Nuisance Declaration section 823. 04 (3) gives Leo carte blanche to hassle just about anybody they want to. Happy rubs!

[VerySlowly]

I don't see where it prevents massage therapists from operating out of their home. I think it means that they cannot live in the massage establishment (unless residentially zoned). This could affect many AMPs I know where the ladies live there.

The midnight to 5am prohibitions stinks for us night owls!

Most purely residentially zoned areas prohibit the operation of a business, unless an exception has been applied for and granted by the governing body of the area I. E. City, county etc.

All homeowners associations have a covenant prohibiting the operation of a business. Apartment complexes do not allow commercial activities in there leases.

Some areas were previously zoned residential exclusively but over time have evolved into commercial areas (Colonial Dr. Is a good example it has many houses that were converted to offices and various business and professional use).

I think this provision is aimed directly at licensed massage therapists who work out of their homes or apartments. I also think you will see therapists who aren't to subtle in their ads with pictures and words that indicate that they will cross the line will be hassled under this new law.

VS

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

No problem here fellas. I will get my cardiologist from Florida Hospital to give me an open ended Rx for massage treatments. So if LE busts in while my Jackie Joy or Nikki from CL, are doing their thing, there will be no issues. I guess Grady Judd went to Tallahassee and pleaded his case to the pervert lawmakers who are all full of shit anyway. What a fucking joke this is.

JagXF

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Greetings everyone,

I recently received the following email from "jackiejoysmassage@gmail.com" regarding the above report.

I have been getting referrals from your website and I demand that you remove my listing from usasexguide at once!

Please reply at once to this email with your assurance of immediate action!

Please remove the following contact info and any other information of mine you have plastered to your site!

My contact info is:

Website: Jackie-Joy.weebly.com
Phone: 321-578-9032
Business name: Relaxation Haven LLC
Email: JackieJoysMassage@gmail.com

If no action is taken in the next 3 days, I am gettinging a lawyer to handle this situation.

I am a law abiding and legitimate massage therapist: I do not do anything illegal or sexual to my clientele. I DO NOT appreciate referrals from you!!!

Thanks,

Jackson

[FrankCuba]

Not sure how much this will affect some providers, but a new law took effect this month prohibiting most providers from offering massage in their home, and also preventing operation between Midnight and 5:00 am.

http://laws.flrules.org/2013/212

Like all laws, there are exceptions and other details. Mostly, it seems like one more tool for Uncle LEO to target the self-employed who work out of the house.

I don't see where it prevents massage therapists from operating out of their home. I think it means that they cannot live in the massage establishment (unless residentially zoned). This could affect many AMPs I know where the ladies live there.

The midnight to 5am prohibitions stinks for us night owls!

[Awesome Balls]

Not sure how much this will affect some providers, but a new law took effect this month prohibiting most providers from offering massage in their home, and also preventing operation between Midnight and 5:00 am.

http://laws.flrules.org/2013/212

Like all laws, there are exceptions and other details. Mostly, it seems like one more tool for Uncle LEO to target the self-employed who work out of the house.