Massage Parlor Reports

**Robert 35** · 09-30-13 11:01

NT on mills is a good place for you to check out. I don't care for it myself but the service is always consistent.

Originally Posted by Celttt [View Original Post]

Thanks! I'm not going to be able to contribute yet but looking into a few places for the first trip. Thinking about Luxsa because if its popularity here or the one below for the opposite reason. Anybody been there? If not maybe I can go just to get some intel started on it.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...rapist/9301766

**Celttt** · 09-29-13 00:57

Originally Posted by Tuscany Man [View Original Post]

Celttt,

You didn't take JaguarXF's advice. RTFF. There is a search thread on the right side near the top. I would suggest you start there.

TM

Sorry guys. Will study up.

**Tuscany Man** · 09-28-13 22:56

Originally Posted by Celttt [View Original Post]

Thanks! I'm not going to be able to contribute yet but looking into a few places for the first trip. Thinking about Luxsa because if its popularity here or the one below for the opposite reason. Anybody been there? If not maybe I can go just to get some intel started on it.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...rapist/9301766

Celttt,

You didn't take JaguarXF's advice. RTFF. There is a search thread on the right side near the top. I would suggest you start there.

TM

**Celttt** · 09-27-13 22:36

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

I am new too.

Thanks! I'm not going to be able to contribute yet but looking into a few places for the first trip. Thinking about Luxsa because if its popularity here or the one below for the opposite reason. Anybody been there? If not maybe I can go just to get some intel started on it.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...rapist/9301766

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 09-27-13 20:04

Originally Posted by Celttt [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

Recently found out about this whole scene and pretty excited to find out how the whole deal works. This isn't necessarily a report, just introducing myself and hoping to get involved if / when I actually go through with a visit. Is there any sort of organized list of locations / girls anywhere? If not I'd be happy to contribute to one (if it's even a good idea).

Thanks for all the info I've already gathered from reading so far. PM me if you have any specifics you wish you knew when you were getting started.

I am new too. Just come on board two weeks ago. Been hobbying since I moved to Otown a little over ten years ago. Its simple man. Post your reviews good or bad. You can be as descriptive as you like or just give a few details. Earn your "board cred" and after a while most of the guys here will accept you. Don't worry about SM status. If it happens it happens. I just post what I've experienced and that's it. You should do the same. SM status comes with tenure, at least six months and / or quality posts. RTF going back at least one or two years and you should be all set. I caught a little shit because I loaded a lot of posts within two weeks. That's only because I've had many "dreams" with providers. So I have some catching up to do. Don't worry about Uncle LEO because they only way he is able to harass a provider is only if the provider says the magic words: I. E."that HJ, BJ, FS, etc. Will cost you $$". Uncle just hangs out on here to try to get "leads" on who they may have a chance at busting. As long as the provider knows how to "work" her client she won't have any problems and won't get into trouble. We "dream"."Dreams" are not real. Good luck brother and welcome!

JagXF.

**NoDice** · 09-27-13 17:58

Originally Posted by Kingforanight [View Original Post]

I'm one who actually likes a good massage when I visit the AMP so this review may not apply to most mongers. But based on this review from Columbian, I went to visit Cosmos and asked for Diva. I was having a some back issues and have found that I can get a better massage in an AMP than in most so-called "Spas" so I figured I would give it a shot. I'm happy to say that Diva is one of the best at giving massages that I've ever had and really understands how to work the kink out of muscles. She's going to be my new primary therapist along those lines. As for the mongering stuff, nothing wrong but she does stay fully clothed and only uses her hands so it may not be every mongers cup of tea. If you want the massage though, I don't think you'll be disappointed.

Where is this located? And what's the damage?

I really appreciate a good massage when I go to an AMP. Unfortunately many locations lack there. I know I go for a specific service but I do appreciate a good relaxing massage as well. That adds to the maximum relaxation.

**Taster6969** · 09-27-13 17:22

Stopped by to see Linda for half hr special. She took me to the room and told me to get comfortable. Came back in a few minutes and was glad to see me. Gave me a hug and grabbed my rooster and said I miss him too. Got the usual massage for 15-20 minutes. Was able to suck on her boobs for awhile, which she never minds. My hands did a lot of roaming and finally asked me to turn over. Began to play with the rooster and I had her 69 or awhile as she sucked the rooster. For an old Asian she still gives good head. I always leave happy and lets me play with no hold back. I guess because I am regular customer and safe for her. Gave good tip and saw her big smile. Working hard for the money.

Happy trails

**Celttt** · 09-27-13 15:01

Hey guys,

Recently found out about this whole scene and pretty excited to find out how the whole deal works. This isn't necessarily a report, just introducing myself and hoping to get involved if / when I actually go through with a visit. Is there any sort of organized list of locations / girls anywhere? If not I'd be happy to contribute to one (if it's even a good idea).

Thanks for all the info I've already gathered from reading so far. PM me if you have any specifics you wish you knew when you were getting started.

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 09-27-13 07:40

http://images.craigslist.org/00Q0Q_2...I9_600x450.jpg 972-221* called this ad recently. Hot chick answers the phone. Make an appt. Hoping I see the gal in the CL ad. No chance! Older smoker gal comes out and say she will be giving me my massage. I said to myself, fuck it. May as well be not an ahole so I stayed. 60 mins for 80 dolars including the tip. Won't repeat. I'm fucking tired of these hot chicks in these ads but then getting less that what you expect.

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 09-27-13 07:23

Originally Posted by Whiskeysours [View Original Post]

It might help establish credibility if you followed through with providing intel you claim to have on some therapists. As I said before, if you don't wish to share, fine, but it makes you seem like a big talker with nothing to back it up when you make these claims.

Hey brother, we're good. I've already helped out a few brothers on here. I already told you in the PM I sent you last week. I been really busy with PM's / work BS. PM me today Whiskey and I will take care of you brother!

**Fllooking69** · 09-26-13 22:15

I don't know who you saw but I have been to ihop 4-5 times now and service has been top notch with Lucia.

Originally Posted by GuyIn407 [View Original Post]

Went to ihop yesterday, saw they were running a special. Actually got a really good massage, but did not leave happy. Only cost .6 with the tip so I can't complain I suppose. Just sucks when expectations don't meet reality.

**Whiskeysours** · 09-26-13 18:24

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

I don't know you or the other VS guy or anyone else here. I have never posted here before now and I am too old and stupid to know how to "punk" anything. I have limited computer skills and have no idea how use different names or handles. Whether or not you believe me is not my concern. I will stay above the fray and not insult you or anyone else on here. I will respect the members here. I have been a longtime hobbyist going back at least ten years. Been reading the forum for about two or three years. I decided to post some of my dreams to contribute to the board. My posts are 100% accurate and are based upon my personal experiences with the providers.

JagXF

It might help establish credibility if you followed through with providing intel you claim to have on some therapists. As I said before, if you don't wish to share, fine, but it makes you seem like a big talker with nothing to back it up when you make these claims.

**Kingforanight** · 09-26-13 09:20

I'm one who actually likes a good massage when I visit the AMP so this review may not apply to most mongers. But based on this review from Columbian, I went to visit Cosmos and asked for Diva. I was having a some back issues and have found that I can get a better massage in an AMP than in most so-called "Spas" so I figured I would give it a shot. I'm happy to say that Diva is one of the best at giving massages that I've ever had and really understands how to work the kink out of muscles. She's going to be my new primary therapist along those lines. As for the mongering stuff, nothing wrong but she does stay fully clothed and only uses her hands so it may not be every mongers cup of tea. If you want the massage though, I don't think you'll be disappointed.

Originally Posted by ColombianCoco [View Original Post]

2 reports here:

So I knew I would find myself in Winter Springs last week, decided to contact Heather.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...eather/2581398

And see how she measures up. Called and set up appt. Safe and secure incall in a business office, about 6 or 7 offices share a little lobby, quiet place at noon when I got there. She is at least 6' with no shoes on. I am 6'1" and I was kinda looking up when I met her. Darker hair than pic on ad, but looks great on her. Paid. 7 for hour up front.

Shown room and got comfortable with nodrape, slowly drifted off to dream. Dreamt she gave a pretty good massage with a little teasin, on flip no words spoken as I was at full attention. Nice slow handshake w / OTC roaming. Hot towel cleanup, .4 tip and I was out the door after 60 min. Will definately repeat.

Yesterday I find myself in Winter Park and decide to swing by Cosmos.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...assage/9065730

And hopefully see Sophie or Angie. Haven't stopped by here in a long while. Find out neither work there, big surprise. Diva answers door, late 30's Korean, nice see cups, lots of cleavage, miniskirt. Looks promising as I am the only one there. Shows me to room, opt for. 7 for the hour. Undress and off to the TS. Scrubbed all the right places for the right amount of time. Back to room, get comfy and drift off to sleep. Diva gives a damn good massage, worked out the kinks in my legs I didn't even know I had! Some nice teasin, flip. No words needed to start a great, slow handshake. OTC roaming allowed, finished up, left with a big smile. .4 tip.

Be safe fellow mongers

**Jrod 216** · 09-26-13 08:36

Stopped in last night for a quick rub. Gave them a call around 9:45pm and the lady said they close at 10:00. Then asked where you at. Told her I was up in O-Town and could be there in about 30 min. She said ok I wait for you. Got there nice older 30's younger 40's Korean lady with a large see or small the greats me. I thanked her for staying late paid and was led to the room. I went with the half for $60 just so she would not have to stay too late. They have a table shower which I took. It is one of those new plastic tables that most of the places are going to. Not to bad. Asked if it was ok to wash the boys? (Ummmmmm DUH! YES you can!) Went back to the room and had a nice massage. On the flip is where the fun started. Got to kiss on the cups and petted the kitty. Her name is Yuki and is only here for a week. Didn't find out to much info on the rotation but it was a good night. STAY SAFE!

**Gruglok** · 09-25-13 20:14

Originally Posted by Looop [View Original Post]

Decided to get a massage for the first time in a while. Stopped by the massage connection at 11301 OBT. I saw their CL ad that says "you'll leave happy." Figured that was a pretty good sign. Took advantage of some early bird special that was. 50 / H so that wasn't bad at all. My plan when visiting a place for the first time is to just concentrate on getting a good massage, anything after that is a bonus.

I've been there a few times. Both legit, the only reason I returned is because the staff about a year ago appeared to be all latina's (and some kind of attractive ). But the massages were neither impressive or worth the $60 for the 30min, nor was that tiny little shower comfortable, and the girls seemed kind of uptight. No luck getting anything other than a weak draped massage.