Massage Parlor Reports

**SA2222** · 09-25-13 19:16

I saw her recently. Legit massage was all I got. She takes her career very seriously, so she's not looking for a quick buck. I'm not going to claim it's impossible to get extras, but like everyone else I got no hints from this one.

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Greetings everyone,

I recently received the following email from "jackiejoysmassage@gmail.com" regarding the above report.

I have been getting referrals from your website and I demand that you remove my listing from usasexguide at once!

Please reply at once to this email with your assurance of immediate action!

Please remove the following contact info and any other information of mine you have plastered to your site!

My contact info is:

Website: Jackie-Joy.weebly.com
Phone: 321-578-9032
Business name: Relaxation Haven LLC
Email: JackieJoysMassage@gmail.com

If no action is taken in the next 3 days, I am gettinging a lawyer to handle this situation.

I am a law abiding and legitimate massage therapist: I do not do anything illegal or sexual to my clientele. I DO NOT appreciate referrals from you!!!

Thanks,

Jackson

**Looop** · 09-25-13 08:43

Decided to get a massage for the first time in a while. Stopped by the massage connection at 11301 OBT. I saw their CL ad that says "you'll leave happy." Figured that was a pretty good sign. Took advantage of some early bird special that was. 50 / H so that wasn't bad at all. My plan when visiting a place for the first time is to just concentrate on getting a good massage, anything after that is a bonus. Lovely lady took the door fee and then introduced me to my therapist. :-\ I'm not going to disparage anyone's looks, I'll just say that I have a preference for slender attractive women and my therapist wasn't my type at all. Immediately knowing I wasn't going to be dreaming this morning, I kept the boxers on. Therapist came back in and told me that even with boxers on draping was still required! I chuckled a little bit and again tried to look forward to the massage. The technique wasn't bad if not a little too firm (And I like firm massages) but it felt like there was some anger in that pressure. Soon the time was up and I left feeling worked over in a good way. All in all, it was a decent price but unless the girl taking the door fee starts giving massages, I'll pass next time.

**Nickoglock** · 09-24-13 19:22

Originally Posted by GuyIn407 [View Original Post]

Went to ihop yesterday, saw they were running a special. Actually got a really good massage, but did not leave happy. Only cost .6 with the tip so I can't complain I suppose. Just sucks when expectations don't meet reality.

For .6 what do you expect?

**TooBe101** · 09-24-13 17:16

Woke up from a dream at Magic in Altamonte. Met with some Asian lady who was in good shape. Paid the door fee. Went for TS first. She almost got me there. Very playful and did not leave any area dry. Back to the massage room. I asked her or rather requested her for a nude massage and she complied. Had already left a good tip in clear view. Her massage was great. And. I left (very) happy and will be going back soon if that tells you guys something. Good luck.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...586-21/9245048

**GuyIn407** · 09-24-13 15:19

Originally Posted by Montana77 [View Original Post]

Who did you see at IHOP that left you unsatisfied?

Montana.

I can't remember her name, she was obtuse with shoulder length blonde hair and small tits. She had an old timey white girl name. Sorry for not remembering, I'm bad with names.

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 09-24-13 14:48

Originally Posted by Richrich [View Original Post]

And I hope no one is getting punk'd via PM by this schizo. To add on to VS's comments, I too believe Jag is spewing BS. And I think his intent is to make you feel comfortable with him, and then undercut you somehow via PM. When he had his ItalianNY / Marine77 wig on, via PM he suggested we schedule back to back massages with Tara. Really weird. Never has anyone on this board suggested that shit as we obv all respect each other's privacy. To me it felt like he was interested in me, and not the massage. Very intruding. But nonetheless, regardless of his intent, it doesn't matter which costume this pig wears, it still smells like shit.

I don't know you or the other VS guy or anyone else here. I have never posted here before now and I am too old and stupid to know how to "punk" anything. I have limited computer skills and have no idea how use different names or handles. Whether or not you believe me is not my concern. I will stay above the fray and not insult you or anyone else on here. I will respect the members here. I have been a longtime hobbyist going back at least ten years. Been reading the forum for about two or three years. I decided to post some of my dreams to contribute to the board. My posts are 100% accurate and are based upon my personal experiences with the providers.

JagXF

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 09-24-13 14:23

Recently saw Julie from CL. Looks better in her pics. She is attractive enough and does a decent massage. On the flip, rubbed the boys, good HJ technique and excellent finish. Not he best I've had but still good enough for some headache relief. I would recommend her.

JagXF

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 09-24-13 14:16

Saw Simmone recently at MBS. Late 20's Hispanic gal. Very pretty and curvy. Made me feel relaxed and comfortable. Soft hands excellent technique and will talk dirty. No FS or anything else like that. Left happy and I will definitely repeat. She used to be the receptionist I think. Coinage was 60 / hr plus 40 for a tip.

JagXF

**Member #4565** · 09-24-13 14:12

Who did you see at IHOP that left you unsatisfied?

Montana.

Originally Posted by GuyIn407 [View Original Post]

Went to ihop yesterday, saw they were running a special. Actually got a really good massage, but did not leave happy. Only cost .6 with the tip so I can't complain I suppose. Just sucks when expectations don't meet reality.

**GuyIn407** · 09-24-13 08:25

Went to ihop yesterday, saw they were running a special. Actually got a really good massage, but did not leave happy. Only cost .6 with the tip so I can't complain I suppose. Just sucks when expectations don't meet reality.

**True Critic69** · 09-23-13 16:54

Is it the one in the little strip plaza on obt adjacent to Toys are Us?

Originally Posted by Travller [View Original Post]

Visited this place Friday fist time I have been there for about a year. Was primarily looking for a good massage. Got Candy. Probably early thirties but I am horrible at figuring out age on asian women. Not bad looking at all. First the table shower very thorough on the back side then on the flip she places a wash cloth over me. I looked at her and said really. I removed it and she did not object. She washes me down except she does not wash my little man. She hands me the wash cloth to do it myself. I took her hand and placed it on him and she washed him all up. Then into the room. Asked if medium or hard I opted for hard as I was extremely tight. Great! Job of back walking and the massage. During the massage I roamed freely. On the flip I pulled up her shirt and undid her bra and began to suck on some very nice B's Tried to get her to let me do DATY but she said know. Did allow me to play with the kity. On the HE she was very good nothing mechanical about her. If you are looking for a good massage and a nice ending pay Candy a visit.

**Deem6336** · 09-23-13 13:35

Originally Posted by Smokedmeat [View Original Post]

Crazy looking eyes. But with any luck mine may be rolling in the back of my head soon. LOL.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...rvices/9276426

Looks scary. Just close your eyes during the whole experience. If not you may see that looking at you.

I believe that would ruin the whole thing for me.

**Jrod 216** · 09-23-13 10:26

Well for all of you mongers out there that live in St. Cloud. Your Dreams and prayers have been answered. The STC now has an AMP. It has just opened! I have been keeping an eye on this place for over a month now and they put out signs that they are open. Gave them a call and was quoted $80. 00 for an Hour and they do have a table shower! I have not been yet as to my schedual but will be stoping by this weekend to give it a try. Review will follow later

(407) 891-8808.

Good lick and STAY SAFE!

**Furrber** · 09-23-13 00:36

Is Jag posting stuff about Tampa lmts on the orlando board. There is a Tampa board after all. Secondly finally took the plunge at Sunshine FS is on the menu. Horrible CBJ espcially for the lips she had and the massage sucks. The table shower was awkward with her washing my hair and getting soap in my eye. If you need to have FS then this is the spot to go YMMV

**Richrich** · 09-22-13 23:10

And I hope no one is getting punk'd via PM by this schizo. To add on to VS's comments, I too believe Jag is spewing BS. And I think his intent is to make you feel comfortable with him, and then undercut you somehow via PM. When he had his ItalianNY / Marine77 wig on, via PM he suggested we schedule back to back massages with Tara. Really weird. Never has anyone on this board suggested that shit as we obv all respect each other's privacy. To me it felt like he was interested in me, and not the massage. Very intruding. But nonetheless, regardless of his intent, it doesn't matter which costume this pig wears, it still smells like shit.

Originally Posted by VerySlowly [View Original Post]

Some time ago T&J asked not to be reviewed or to be discussed on this board. They are licensed massage therapists. The gentleman on this board have respected that request. They were being stalked and harassed by an "obsessed" poster with several handles, Italian Ny, Marine 77, Marine Matt, ETC. These handles (all the same person) were prolific posters, mostly nonsense.

You just took a shot at these girls, you of all people know why you should not have done that.

You of course have the right to say anything you please on here, some of it is highly amusing; getting a pro to give you phone sex and saving you a $100, in all my years I've never heard of anything like this on here, never heard of a guy paying $160. 00 to "rub one out" either, I doubt many in Orlando are driving 100 miles to Tampa for a HE, but in the sexual world I suppose anything is possible but usually bizarre behavior is kept in a tight circle and not made public.

I sometimes wonder when reading your posts if you are "punking" the board, it feels like we are being punked, totally off the wall posts and then more posts trying to explain them.

You might want to PM me so I can tell you what I really think because I'm not going to debate your posts or behavior in public, it would be too embarrassing.

VS