Massage Parlor Reports

[Snake12]

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

Don't waste your time if you are looking for "extras". I saw Jackie Joy three times within a span of three weeks. We developed and excellent rapport. She almost gave me a HE, but, she is very concerned about her licensure. She "grazed" her beautiful fingers and forearms across my "nads" each time I saw her. She did become more "sensual" after the second and third time while performing the massage. Still, no HE, no roaming, nothing. She did let me gently rub her arm / forearm while she massaged very, very close to the "boys". I mean she went way up on the extreme upper / inner part of my thighs with a soft sensual touch. Damn! It felt fucking hot. She pestered the fuck out of me to post reviews on her website. I told her that if she wanted to "dance to the music, you have to pay the band". She is very attractive and a real sweet girl. I did tip her very well and I think that helped a lot as far the YMMV adage.

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I haven't ALMOST had a hand job since high school and that was in the last century, and I got hard thinking about her letting you"gently rub her arm" OMG did I just read this post! Sorry bro but 3x and an 'almost" I'm sorry.

VS

Almost a hand job? What about a stinky finger? Did you almost get that as well?

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Greetings everyone,

I recently received the following email from "jackiejoysmassage@gmail.com" regarding the above report.

I have been getting referrals from your website and I demand that you remove my listing from usasexguide at once!

Please reply at once to this email with your assurance of immediate action!

Please remove the following contact info and any other information of mine you have plastered to your site!

My contact info is:

Website: Jackie-Joy.weebly.com
Phone: 321-578-9032
Business name: Relaxation Haven LLC
Email: JackieJoysMassage@gmail.com

If no action is taken in the next 3 days, I am gettinging a lawyer to handle this situation.

I am a law abiding and legitimate massage therapist: I do not do anything illegal or sexual to my clientele. I DO NOT appreciate referrals from you!!!

Thanks,

Jackson

[VerySlowly]

Originally Posted by JaguarXF

Don't waste your time if you are looking for "extras". I saw Jackie Joy three times within a span of three weeks. We developed and excellent rapport. She almost gave me a HE, but, she is very concerned about her licensure. She "grazed" her beautiful fingers and forearms across my "nads" each time I saw her. She did become more "sensual" after the second and third time while performing the massage. Still, no HE, no roaming, nothing. She did let me gently rub her arm / forearm while she massaged very, very close to the "boys". I mean she went way up on the extreme upper / inner part of my thighs with a soft sensual touch. Damn! It felt fucking hot. She pestered the fuck out of me to post reviews on her website. I told her that if she wanted to "dance to the music, you have to pay the band". She is very attractive and a real sweet girl. I did tip her very well and I think that helped a lot as far the YMMV adage.

I haven't ALMOST had a hand job since high school and that was in the last century, and I got hard thinking about her letting you"gently rub her arm" OMG did I just read this post! Sorry bro but 3x and an 'almost" I'm sorry......

VS

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Greetings everyone,

I recently received the following email from "jackiejoysmassage@gmail.com" regarding the above report.

I have been getting referrals from your website and I demand that you remove my listing from usasexguide at once!

Please reply at once to this email with your assurance of immediate action!

Please remove the following contact info and any other information of mine you have plastered to your site!

My contact info is:

Website: Jackie-Joy.weebly.com
Phone: 321-578-9032
Business name: Relaxation Haven LLC
Email: JackieJoysMassage@gmail.com

If no action is taken in the next 3 days, I am gettinging a lawyer to handle this situation.

I am a law abiding and legitimate massage therapist: I do not do anything illegal or sexual to my clientele. I DO NOT appreciate referrals from you!!!

Thanks,

Jackson

[Whiskeysours]

Don't waste your time if you are looking for "extras". I saw Jackie Joy three times within a span of three weeks. We developed and excellent rapport. She almost gave me a HE, but, she is very concerned about her licensure. She "grazed" her beautiful fingers and forearms across my "nads" each time I saw her. She did become more "sensual" after the second and third time while performing the massage. Still, no HE, no roaming, nothing. She did let me gently rub her arm / forearm while she massaged very, very close to the "boys". I mean she went way up on the extreme upper / inner part of my thighs with a soft sensual touch. Damn! It felt fucking hot. She pestered the fuck out of me to post reviews on her website. I told her that if she wanted to "dance to the music, you have to pay the band". She is very attractive and a real sweet girl. I did tip her very well and I think that helped a lot as far the YMMV adage.

Sounds like you had more luck than most of us, at least me! It was like pulling teeth just to convince her to do the massage without draping when I saw her.

===============================================

Greetings everyone,

I recently received the following email from "jackiejoysmassage@gmail.com" regarding the above report.

I have been getting referrals from your website and I demand that you remove my listing from usasexguide at once!

Please reply at once to this email with your assurance of immediate action!

Please remove the following contact info and any other information of mine you have plastered to your site!

My contact info is:

Website: Jackie-Joy.weebly.com
Phone: 321-578-9032
Business name: Relaxation Haven LLC
Email: JackieJoysMassage@gmail.com

If no action is taken in the next 3 days, I am gettinging a lawyer to handle this situation.

I am a law abiding and legitimate massage therapist: I do not do anything illegal or sexual to my clientele. I DO NOT appreciate referrals from you!!!

Thanks,

Jackson

[TaterNuts]

Excellent report Sir! Keep up the good work and stay safe!

2 reports here:

So I knew I would find myself in Winter Springs last week, decided to contact Heather.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...eather/2581398

And see how she measures up. Called and set up appt. Safe and secure incall in a business office, about 6 or 7 offices share a little lobby, quiet place at noon when I got there. She is at least 6' with no shoes on. I am 6'1" and I was kinda looking up when I met her. Darker hair than pic on ad, but looks great on her. Paid. 7 for hour up front.

Shown room and got comfortable with nodrape, slowly drifted off to dream. Dreamt she gave a pretty good massage with a little teasin, on flip no words spoken as I was at full attention. Nice slow handshake w / OTC roaming. Hot towel cleanup, .4 tip and I was out the door after 60 min. Will definately repeat.

Yesterday I find myself in Winter Park and decide to swing by Cosmos.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...assage/9065730

And hopefully see Sophie or Angie. Haven't stopped by here in a long while. Find out neither work there, big surprise. Diva answers door, late 30's Korean, nice see cups, lots of cleavage, miniskirt. Looks promising as I am the only one there. Shows me to room, opt for. 7 for the hour. Undress and off to the TS. Scrubbed all the right places for the right amount of time. Back to room, get comfy and drift off to sleep. Diva gives a damn good massage, worked out the kinks in my legs I didn't even know I had! Some nice teasin, flip. No words needed to start a great, slow handshake. OTC roaming allowed, finished up, left with a big smile. .4 tip.

Be safe fellow mongers

[MathGeek]

I was in the area with time to kill, so I stopped by B spa. It was about the same as my report from a year or so ago. .60HH, standard ending with eyes / hands occupied, with more available. Not anywhere near my favorite, but good enough to pass the time.

[Jp407]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...995-22/9116227

Had a dream that I took a trip back to an AMP tonight. It has been awhile, (since I started dreaming about Park Avenue) since I have visited and I felt like I needed a good massage too. I have dreamt about Bamboo Garden Spa before and it was not really a happy dream but the massage was good.

Tonight my dream was really good. The massage was relaxing and I left happy.

[Worldsoffun]

Luxsa is back to their original location. I guess the new place is still in the planning process. Well, either way it works for me. My toughest decision is whether to see Lola or Mulan. I haven't gone wrong with either yet. Today was no different. I saw Mulan and the chemistry seemed to be working. Must be my smile. It was a great session and like most experiences, things seem to get better as you get to know one another. She certainly hit the right spots! Mulan is wonderful!

I did get a chance to ask her about an "inconsistent" review she got. It was a surprise to me since she has always done right by me. She said that sometimes guys get really pushy about things trying to stretch the limits. I just told her that when guys do that, kick them to the curb and show them the door. I'm betting most mongers will agree that when you treat a lady like a lady and let the "relationship" develop, the results are always better. So, my advice to the more aggressive guys, relax and be a gentleman. These are great ladies.

WOF

[Heehoolyz]

Anyone ever see this in Orlando this is a good fantasy however they look like a 3 on the scale.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...rview-20130813

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I know it's Tampa but I've seen the mom before (twice) well worth the drive.

Bree (Available for Body Rub today).23.

Posted: Saturday, September 14, 2013 2:40 PM.

Reply: click here.

Hello Gentlemen, my name is Bree and I offer an enjoyable body rub in a quiet, comfortable atmosphere. I am located near Tampa Airport / Westshore / Downtown area, in an 1100 sq. Ft office and a shower is available. 1 Hr Body Rub is 120. Available with my mom 4hand as well today after 4pm 300 / hr Body Rub only. 813-997-5946.

Poster's age: 23.

[NoDice]

Just saw Angie over on Lee Road. This is the second time I have been to her place.

This time I took the half for $30. Great service for the price. The flip was only .2 and was above average. The only negative was the lack of pressure, but if you want pressure, just see her friend. That's who I saw the first time.

Great for something quick and inexpensive. There is no shower but she does wipe you down well with a hot towel.

[Admin2]

I think from now on I will not call a provider "unattractive" so as to not offend any guy or provider who is a member on here. I will simply say that she is not my type, etc.

A2 thinks this is a GREAT Idea.

A2

[Johnaxsa]

Anybody know of a nice lady who gives a nice long massage with nice oral skills? Please PM thanks be safe.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Bait and Switch certainly isn't good, and the girl isn't pretty. However, I saw her as an exceptionally nice person and more attractive in person than her photo. And her massage with me on perhaps 6 occasions was excellent. Sorry you didn't have a good time.

We're good my man. We all know YMMV. What one guy finds attractive another guy may not find attractive. I am glad she is good for you and she is probably liked by other guys as well. It's just that she was not my type. I think from now on I will not call a provider "unattractive" so as to not offend any guy or provider who is a member on here. I will simply say that she is not my type, etc.

[Tex Cobb]

Bait and Switch certainly isn't good, and the girl isn't pretty. However, I saw her as an exceptionally nice person and more attractive in person than her photo. And her massage with me on perhaps 6 occasions was excellent. Sorry you didn't have a good time.

TC, I simply stated that the girl you see in this ad was not the girl that I saw in a very similar ad about 10 months or so ago. The girl I saw in the ad was a very attractive looking Latin girl with the same / similar ad. She DID advertise incall or outcall as an option. I was "baited and switched" to the girl you now see in the aforementioned ad. The only reason why I did not walk away was because I did not want to be a total asshole. But when she began the massage, it was horrible. The apt smelled a bit "sour" too. So, being a gentleman, I still gave her 50 dollars for a 20 minute massage. You said this girl was good to you. That's awesome! I am happy for you my man. Its just that I did not like to be baited and switched with a girl I personally did not find to be attractive. We all have our own preferences and what I like, you may not like and vice versa.

[ColombianCoco]

2 reports here:

So I knew I would find myself in Winter Springs last week, decided to contact Heather.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...eather/2581398

And see how she measures up. Called and set up appt. Safe and secure incall in a business office, about 6 or 7 offices share a little lobby, quiet place at noon when I got there. She is at least 6' with no shoes on. I am 6'1" and I was kinda looking up when I met her. Darker hair than pic on ad, but looks great on her. Paid. 7 for hour up front.

Shown room and got comfortable with nodrape, slowly drifted off to dream. Dreamt she gave a pretty good massage with a little teasin, on flip no words spoken as I was at full attention. Nice slow handshake w / OTC roaming. Hot towel cleanup, .4 tip and I was out the door after 60 min. Will definately repeat.

Yesterday I find myself in Winter Park and decide to swing by Cosmos.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...assage/9065730

And hopefully see Sophie or Angie. Haven't stopped by here in a long while. Find out neither work there, big surprise. Diva answers door, late 30's Korean, nice see cups, lots of cleavage, miniskirt. Looks promising as I am the only one there. Shows me to room, opt for. 7 for the hour. Undress and off to the TS. Scrubbed all the right places for the right amount of time. Back to room, get comfy and drift off to sleep. Diva gives a damn good massage, worked out the kinks in my legs I didn't even know I had! Some nice teasin, flip. No words needed to start a great, slow handshake. OTC roaming allowed, finished up, left with a big smile. .4 tip.

Be safe fellow mongers

[Rooster8802]

TC, I simply stated that the girl you see in this ad was not the girl that I saw in a very similar ad about 10 months or so ago. The girl I saw in the ad was a very attractive looking Latin girl with the same / similar ad. She DID advertise incall or outcall as an option. I was "baited and switched" to the girl you now see in the aforementioned ad. The only reason why I did not walk away was because I did not want to be a total asshole. But when she began the massage, it was horrible. The apt smelled a bit "sour" too. So, being a gentleman, I still gave her 50 dollars for a 20 minute massage. You said this girl was good to you. That's awesome! I am happy for you my man. Its just that I did not like to be baited and switched with a girl I personally did not find to be attractive. We all have our own preferences and what I like, you may not like and vice versa.

This still makes no sense.

Try one more time?