Massage Parlor Reports

**IcedOut** · 09-18-13 14:43

Originally Posted by Tommy Anonymus [View Original Post]

Is this meant to be informative or helpful in any way? I honestly don't get it. If there was a problem there, please share. If you don't like AMPs at all, then you could post this about every AMP in the city and still none of us would benefit.

This guy hasnt posted anything helpful in over two months. All of his posts are worthless comments that clog up the board. I think hes just trying to pad his posts or something.

Then why don't you guys put him on your ignore list? It takes more effort to whinge about him than it does to never see another one of his posts.

Scratching my head,

A2

**DMichaels69** · 09-17-13 08:23

Agree here. Asking for more money like that is ridiculous. That sours the whole experience.

Originally Posted by Jovi69 [View Original Post]

I dreamed I decided to pay a visit to Pine tonight since I was in the area. I was torn if I should stop in as my last 2 visits were below avg.

The ads with the new talent made me stop in. I did draw a younger, cute girl so initially I was very happy. She did a nice job on my back and ok on my legs. There was no flip with a massage at all. When she asked me what I wanted, I was thinking, wow, that seemed really quick. At first she told me no more menu, too many girls fired for reviews being posted. She then told me, I'll be right back and to put the money on counter. She came back in, counted the FS donation (1st time that happened here) and gave me a disappointed look? My change from the massage was on the other table, she walked over picked it up and asked if she could have it.

I was thinking this better be good, body was decent. Thin girl, be-see top, Maybe a 6-7 being generous. Overall it was just ok, pretty much a touch me not and only mish available.

I got back to my car and saw that I was in and out in 35 mins. WTF? There worried about reviews, and you mentioning a name but I dropped two bills for rushed ok service.

Time to get the priorities straight, I've dropped near 6 on my last 3 crappy visits to this place. Stop worrying about reviews and start providing service worthy of the amount of money that's dropped here.

Ok, I feel better now.

**Jovi69** · 09-16-13 21:42

I dreamed I decided to pay a visit to Pine tonight since I was in the area. I was torn if I should stop in as my last 2 visits were below avg.

The ads with the new talent made me stop in. I did draw a younger, cute girl so initially I was very happy. She did a nice job on my back and ok on my legs. There was no flip with a massage at all. When she asked me what I wanted, I was thinking, wow, that seemed really quick. At first she told me no more menu, too many girls fired for reviews being posted. She then told me, I'll be right back and to put the money on counter. She came back in, counted the FS donation (1st time that happened here) and gave me a disappointed look? My change from the massage was on the other table, she walked over picked it up and asked if she could have it.

I was thinking this better be good, body was decent. Thin girl, be-see top, Maybe a 6-7 being generous. Overall it was just ok, pretty much a touch me not and only mish available.

I got back to my car and saw that I was in and out in 35 mins. WTF? There worried about reviews, and you mentioning a name but I dropped two bills for rushed ok service.

Time to get the priorities straight, I've dropped near 6 on my last 3 crappy visits to this place. Stop worrying about reviews and start providing service worthy of the amount of money that's dropped here.

Ok, I feel better now.

**Tommy Anonymus** · 09-10-13 22:43

Originally Posted by Ron M [View Original Post]

Just for the Hell of it, I walked in. Greeted by an older lady. Just asked basic questions about their Massage and left. Will never go here or any other AMP for a Massage. Hope no other AMPs open up in Wrigleyville and this one quietly goes away.

Is this meant to be informative or helpful in any way? I honestly don't get it. If there was a problem there, please share. If you don't like AMPs at all, then you could post this about every AMP in the city and still none of us would benefit.

**DMichaels69** · 09-10-13 16:26

Snotty and pampered is a great way to describe it and agree with old school being few and far between.

Originally Posted by Past Tense [View Original Post]

Too many negative factors these days. 10 20 years ago the Asian women coming here were from a culture where the man was king. Now that prosperity, education and womens lib has hit Asia the women coming here as sex workers have a completely different attitude about their work, they all want to be snotty pampered American girls. I'm really glad I am not looking for a wife / girlfriend these days. There are still a few ladies out there with the old school values but they are very few and far between.

Add to that the fact that the govenment is on a jihad against pleasure for sale and the legal bullshit is out of control. Grim time to be a hobbyist. I don't think we will ever see a time again in the US when you will be able to walk into an AMP and be guaranteed a great time for a reasonable price.

The last really good times I had were around 2003 with a couple of Chinese honeys who hopped right on afteri gave them a little a little licking / fingering. And that was after "inteviewing" probably 20 girls a year for 3 or 4 years. The economy being what it is today who can afford to do a proper search for golden oppotunities?

**Past Tense** · 09-10-13 15:59

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

Seems as if the AMP quality in the Chicago area, already average at its' best, is getting worse. Add on greedy girls wanting more than the standard for tips and it's no wonder there's a lot of griping. I sure wish I could've started going to AMPs 10-20 years ago; judging by the reminisces of the veteran mongers, that's when it seemed better. Am I right? And if so, can we ever get back to those good days?

Too many negative factors these days. 10 20 years ago the Asian women coming here were from a culture where the man was king. Now that prosperity, education and womens lib has hit Asia the women coming here as sex workers have a completely different attitude about their work, they all want to be snotty pampered American girls. I'm really glad I am not looking for a wife / girlfriend these days. There are still a few ladies out there with the old school values but they are very few and far between.

Add to that the fact that the govenment is on a jihad against pleasure for sale and the legal bullshit is out of control. Grim time to be a hobbyist. I don't think we will ever see a time again in the US when you will be able to walk into an AMP and be guaranteed a great time for a reasonable price.

The last really good times I had were around 2003 with a couple of Chinese honeys who hopped right on afteri gave them a little a little licking / fingering. And that was after "inteviewing" probably 20 girls a year for 3 or 4 years. The economy being what it is today who can afford to do a proper search for golden oppotunities?

**MoanyNaomi** · 09-09-13 14:24

Originally Posted by Sxy Joker [View Original Post]

You mean Green?

Yeah that one can't tell if it's legit or not. Guess I might havta find out.

**Sxy Joker** · 09-08-13 23:14

Originally Posted by MoanyNaomi [View Original Post]

The AMP on halsted in the w. Loop has all the aesthetic characteristics of every other. Thinking about toftt and seeing what it's all about. Has anyone heard anything about this place? Please pm with any helpful insight.

You mean Green?

**Ron M** · 09-08-13 22:16

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

Seems as if the AMP quality in the Chicago area, already average at its' best, is getting worse. Add on greedy girls wanting more than the standard for tips and it's no wonder there's a lot of griping. I sure wish I could've started going to AMPs 10-20 years ago; judging by the reminisces of the veteran mongers, that's when it seemed better. Am I right? And if so, can we ever get back to those good days?

For what you guys pay to go to these AMPs and get lousy service, you could find a Reliable Provider that would cost a little more. And you'd get a lot better service. If you guys are going to these AMPs just for the Thrill of being with an Asian Girl, to me this seems like a Rip-Off. If you want the "Best Bang For The Buck", go with a Provider. Just my 2 cents. Oh. About going back to the "Good Old Days?" It would be Great. But it ain't going to happen.

**OPIllini** · 09-08-13 17:27

Originally Posted by Chi Troll [View Original Post]

Archer Spa: got 4 hand, but one of the girls was clearly sick, and stupid me, I did not demand that they get me a different masseuse. Spent the whole time covering my mouth and nose to keep from getting sick. Also, the sheet on the table smelled bad. Won't be back.

Halsted Spa: Drew middle-aged woman who didn't do much of anything in her hour with me. I seem to recall hands passing over my neck, back, and legs. But it was too.

Light to be therapeutic.

Anyone know what happened to the woman (Lily or Leelee?) at the old acupuncture place on archer?

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

Same experiences in the burbs lately too. No pressure even if you tell them. Too much oil / lotion and bad attitudes.

Seems as if the AMP quality in the Chicago area, already average at its' best, is getting worse. Add on greedy girls wanting more than the standard for tips and it's no wonder there's a lot of griping. I sure wish I could've started going to AMPs 10-20 years ago; judging by the reminisces of the veteran mongers, that's when it seemed better. Am I right? And if so, can we ever get back to those good days?

**DMichaels69** · 09-06-13 16:01

Same experiences in the burbs lately too. No pressure even if you tell them. Too much oil / lotion and bad attitudes.

Originally Posted by Chi Troll [View Original Post]

Archer Spa: got 4 hand, but one of the girls was clearly sick, and stupid me, I did not demand that they get me a different masseuse. Spent the whole time covering my mouth and nose to keep from getting sick. Also, the sheet on the table smelled bad. Won't be back.

Halsted Spa: Drew middle-aged woman who didn't do much of anything in her hour with me. I seem to recall hands passing over my neck, back, and legs. But it was too.

Light to be therapeutic.

Anyone know what happened to the woman (Lily or Leelee?) at the old acupuncture place on archer?

**Chi Troll** · 09-06-13 12:10

Archer Spa: got 4 hand, but one of the girls was clearly sick, and stupid me, I did not demand that they get me a different masseuse. Spent the whole time covering my mouth and nose to keep from getting sick. Also, the sheet on the table smelled bad. Won't be back.

Halsted Spa: Drew middle-aged woman who didn't do much of anything in her hour with me. I seem to recall hands passing over my neck, back, and legs. But it was too.

Light to be therapeutic.

Anyone know what happened to the woman (Lily or Leelee?) at the old acupuncture place on archer?

**Vazooli** · 09-05-13 10:12

Today's a holiday for many of us mongers. Do you think it's a good day for an AMP visit? Would the MPs be any more or less busy?

**GotMilf** · 09-05-13 08:38

Originally Posted by Chimonger [View Original Post]

Visited NL and was pleasantly surprised. Went right before close so one girl was there. Her name was michelle. Cute. Late 20's, thin with long legs, small see. 60 door, massage was great and the flip even better. No talk of tips. Allowed lots of roaming with a really great he. At the end gave her 60 for the extra effort. Overall a great experience and I'm sure more is available on the menu. I was flying high and felt awesome coming out but a couple days later thought about the total damage and felt a little like it was a bit high. 120 for a massage and he seems high as you could get FS at an apt for 140-160. Apt typically give shitty massages if anything at all but you do get FS. Toally debatable which is better. I enjoy ed nl and michelle was great but still think 120 out the door is a bit high for massage with he. Might repeat but looking for other gems.

Don't be so hard on yourself. You tipped what you thought she deserved. You probably could have tipped .4 and gotten away with it, but you did get a quality massage that was worth the door fee. I only feel ripped off when the massage is mediocre regardless of the HE. Then I feel like I wasted 45 mins of my time and money. And as far as other hidden gems, you might want to try NH on Lincoln. You're going to be spending. 110 for an hour w / TS, but its always a consistently great massage with varying results on the HE. I also hear that the two places in Belvedere give more of a GFE for under. 100. But it's a hike.

**MoanyNaomi** · 09-04-13 20:56

The AMP on halsted in the w. Loop has all the aesthetic characteristics of every other. Thinking about toftt and seeing what it's all about. Has anyone heard anything about this place? Please pm with any helpful insight.