Massage Parlor Reports

[DetLurker]

I really wish you Motorcity madmen would all cut out the bullshit. The first initial and a last name of a person violates our posting guidelines so I changed the new users name to reflect their intent on the forum. Allow me to welcome the newest Troll in Detroit.

To all of you guys that just can't seem to stop this stupid drama. Acting out on a sex board is fucking pathetic. This forum is about pussy and some of you ladies make it worse than a girls locker room the night before prom. Jesus, could you man up and stop acting like a bunch of high school girls. I'm not just talking to the Troll in Detroit. When somebody does some shit they shouldn't, could you please uncluch your pearls long enough to send me an email. We went to the trouble to put a Report Post Button on every post. Just click it and tell me whats going on. If one person does it I probably won't do anything, but if, as happened here. 5 or 6 guys do it, ESPECIALLY guys with no history of trouble, then I'll take action.

For the future this is how you handle trolls. You just ignore them. They come here HOPING to piss somebody off enough that they engage them. For them that's like a free BBBJCOF, it really is. Their lives are so fucking pathetic that they post on a sex board Praying that somebody notices them. So if you really want to give them what they want then engage. However if you want to piss them off, Ignore Them. To them being ignored is like when you're just about to nut after the best BBBJ you ever had followed by all positions in a coochie so tight you think you're dreaming and just when you're about to nut, LE breaks down the door and kills the party.

Seriously, when you hit the "upload report" button to answer a troll, you may as well grab a hot towel and clean the spooge off your face because you just let them nut on you.

It seems so simple to me, read about pussy, go find pussy, fuck pussy, write about pussy.

A2

Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BjKVq9YsU0

What could be better than puusssyyy for a penny?

[HereIam2]

I really wish you Motorcity madmen would all cut out the bullshit. The first initial and a last name of a person violates our posting guidelines so I changed the new users name to reflect their intent on the forum. Allow me to welcome the newest Troll in Detroit.

To all of you guys that just can't seem to stop this stupid drama. Acting out on a sex board is fucking pathetic. This forum is about pussy and some of you ladies make it worse than a girls locker room the night before prom. Jesus, could you man up and stop acting like a bunch of high school girls. I'm not just talking to the Troll in Detroit. When somebody does some shit they shouldn't, could you please uncluch your pearls long enough to send me an email. We went to the trouble to put a Report Post Button on every post. Just click it and tell me whats going on. If one person does it I probably won't do anything, but if, as happened here. 5 or 6 guys do it, ESPECIALLY guys with no history of trouble, then I'll take action.

For the future this is how you handle trolls. You just ignore them. They come here HOPING to piss somebody off enough that they engage them. For them that's like a free BBBJCOF, it really is. Their lives are so fucking pathetic that they post on a sex board Praying that somebody notices them. So if you really want to give them what they want then engage. However if you want to piss them off, Ignore Them. To them being ignored is like when you're just about to nut after the best BBBJ you ever had followed by all positions in a coochie so tight you think you're dreaming and just when you're about to nut, LE breaks down the door and kills the party.

Seriously, when you hit the "upload report" button to answer a troll, you may as well grab a hot towel and clean the spooge off your face because you just let them nut on you.

It seems so simple to me, read about pussy, go find pussy, fuck pussy, write about pussy.

A2

My apologies Admin2, you are 100% correct. I am usually not a drama guy. From now on this is what I'll do when I see BS like this. Now I agree, lets talk about pussy! That is what we are all here for! Forget the troll!

[Admin2]

I really wish you Motorcity madmen would all cut out the bullshit. The first initial and a last name of a person violates our posting guidelines so I changed the new users name to reflect their intent on the forum. Allow me to welcome the newest Troll in Detroit.

To all of you guys that just can't seem to stop this stupid drama. Acting out on a sex board is fucking pathetic. This forum is about pussy and some of you ladies make it worse than a girls locker room the night before prom. Jesus, could you man up and stop acting like a bunch of high school girls. I'm not just talking to the Troll in Detroit. When somebody does some shit they shouldn't, could you please uncluch your pearls long enough to send me an email. We went to the trouble to put a Report Post Button on every post. Just click it and tell me whats going on. If one person does it I probably won't do anything, but if, as happened here. 5 or 6 guys do it, ESPECIALLY guys with no history of trouble, then I'll take action.

For the future this is how you handle trolls. You just ignore them. They come here HOPING to piss somebody off enough that they engage them. For them that's like a free BBBJCOF, it really is. Their lives are so fucking pathetic that they post on a sex board Praying that somebody notices them. So if you really want to give them what they want then engage. However if you want to piss them off, Ignore Them. To them being ignored is like when you're just about to nut after the best BBBJ you ever had followed by all positions in a coochie so tight you think you're dreaming and just when you're about to nut, LE breaks down the door and kills the party.

Seriously, when you hit the "upload report" button to answer a troll, you may as well grab a hot towel and clean the spooge off your face because you just let them nut on you.

It seems so simple to me, read about pussy, go find pussy, fuck pussy, write about pussy.

A2

[Gigaman]

I drop in the Chinese Massage occasionally hoping to see fresh talent. No such luck. Appears to be all the same. (Also nice to know you can drop in after closing hours. They often answer the door anyway.) Got Kreesh-a-toe (SP?) who I've had before. 40+, but she's nice enough. Short massage, right for the goods. OK, HE. Out in 40 minutes even though I paid for an hour. I was hoping for a bit better, I think.

Kreesh-a-toe (SP?) , LOL, I like the creative spelling. I think her name is Krystal. Her bad pronunciation makes it sounds like this.

[Ropeshark07]

I drop in the Chinese Massage occasionally hoping to see fresh talent. No such luck. Appears to be all the same. (Also nice to know you can drop in after closing hours. They often answer the door anyway.) Got Kreesh-a-toe (SP?) who I've had before. 40+, but she's nice enough. Short massage, right for the goods. OK, HE. Out in 40 minutes even though I paid for an hour. I was hoping for a bit better, I think.

[DoubleDare91]

Go there at 9am when they open.

Or call the batphone. No, I'm not giving out her number. LOL

Worst part was I got there at 930 am. Even Gina said I was to early. Next time I try there I'm not giving a dime till I know I can see Leah. To far from my house to get Gina again.

[Troll in Detroit]

Do not listen to anything that screen name says, that is Reginas name, and I doubt she would be on here bashing herself! I have called her to inform. Her that Lisa, or ashley is on here using her name. And last name. I respect her, and enjoy her massage. Talks alot yes, but this person is on here using her name!

Look, ladies these games will not be tolorated! This forum is for US to review and help out our fellow hobbiest. Take this war else where!

No clue what your talking about the crazy broad in Livonia I seen was Victoria my screen name is from a pet turtle.

[Member #4700]

Go there at 9am when they open.

Or call the batphone. No, I'm not giving out her number. LOL

I better try to get there quick before there are 10 mongers in the lot at 9AM. LOL

[Member #4700]

Went to magic this morning. Mama greeted me and I asked for Leah. She said $.60 so I paid her. A few minutes later Leah came in wearing street clothes. She told me she was not working today and said I would get another great girl. Let me just say she was very nice looking. Then mama came back in for shower. Was very hurried shower but she covered the right parts. Was taken back to room and waited another 5 min. No one else was there at same time. Then in came Gina, damn mama already had my money. Terrible massage did some thing where she knelt up down my back. Then on flip preceded to tell me for HE another $.60. Moral of this story not worth it.

Just curious about opinions out there. I am mostly an AMP guy, and I have never been to Magic. After seeing the Leah reviews a couple of weeks ago, I now see that most posted visits are not being able to get her for a session. Do you think that that were so overwhelmed by requests that they had to provide work for others? She does appear to be there, as DoubleDare has just posted, so it guess you have to get there at the right time to see her. And from the latest info, Gina is not all that. So I wonder if I should even make the attempt, because I don't want to throw my money away, when I can get a sure thing at my favorite AMP's. What do you think. Take a chance and hope for the best? As I said. I was just curious about opinions.

[Troll in Detroit]

Http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ation/11828334

Her ad says topless and sensual guess that says it all.

Avoid I seen her awhile ago. Expensive topless massage, talked non stop slapped my hand when I tried to touch the titties, her breath was bad I would never return something seems off about her.

[Jooop]

I almost pulled the trigger on this one but my spidey sense out powered the little head.

I thought she had been reviewed on here but she hasn't so I will wait (I'm just not a take on for the team type of guy with escorts, maybe massage) so I left her alone. Let me know if she looks familiar to you. That booty is calling me.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ce-22/12513073

She been around for a long time that 517 area is new all I ever seen was 313.

[Russ1911]

I almost pulled the trigger on this one but my spidey sense out powered the little head.

I thought she had been reviewed on here but she hasn't so I will wait (Im just not a take on for the team type of guy with escorts, maybe massage) so I left her alone. Let me know if she looks familiar to you. That booty is calling me.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ce-22/12513073

[DoubleDare91]

Went to magic this morning. Mama greeted me and I asked for Leah. She said $.60 so I paid her. A few minutes later Leah came in wearing street clothes. She told me she was not working today and said I would get another great girl. Let me just say she was very nice looking. Then mama came back in for shower. Was very hurried shower but she covered the right parts. Was taken back to room and waited another 5 min. No one else was there at same time. Then in came Gina, damn mama already had my money. Terrible massage did some thing where she knelt up down my back. Then on flip preceded to tell me for HE another $.60. Moral of this story not worth it.

[RoseBudd]

Made a visit to ACU on 7 and Tel. This place is notorious for their excellent massages and usually only an HE. This time, I got Melissa. She's an older masseuse (mid-late 40s). She loosened me up, got me ready with a little teasing on the boys, I flipped and she asked if I wanted her to massage it. While I was on the table, I felt something was missing in the middle of things. So, I tried every angle to get her to do something extra and hit pay dirt. Melissa loves DATY and getting a RJ while she delivers the HE. She got on top and I went to work on her. I could tell she was losing it because she kept grabbing me too hard. After she finished a few times, I got my big finish.

Something to note: Always do HH. The massage will be longer than that. They only get paid the tip. So, in all, I paid $.1.

Extra tip: If you get Mina, she likes giving FIA. If you're into that, roll with her.

[Toolie12]

Anyone been there lately? Haven't seen any reports in a while. They stopped posting pictures of the girls and now only post on CL from what I can tell.

Went there a couple of years ago. .25 tip will get you a HJ. Girl was so unappealing that I couldn't get it up. I could get it up for the asian girl who seems to be the boss, but is never available. I'd go back for her, but the others aren't so hot-looking. The massage was just OK.