Massage Parlor Reports

[Scottluvsbbw]

Been getting backed up and needed some relief so I decided to stop by my ole reliable, Spa Serenity near Lockhart. Arrived about 5 pm and paid house. Escorted to my room by a sexy Asian, named Kim, typical looking type for this establishment. She was dressed skimpy and in tight clothing, eraser nipples poking out from her see's, unusual perfect speaking english. Told to get comfortable so I strip and shell be back. Massage starts off nice but no table shower which is included in $70 house fee. Massage progresses with no attention to the boys and no opportunity for me to catch a feel. All through out I noticed the door was cracked open whic h never happens here. After :45 or so I'm asked to flip. At this point I'm READY and she gives the "pat" and says $40 for standard ending. I'm thinking wow steep, but I still can't get over the fact that the door is open. I declined and said that's a bit out if budget so she says your massage is over and that I can leave yet still asking for a tip. I give her 10 and she asked for more and I said I'm out. Maybe I'm getting paranoid but between the door being cracked, unfamiliar AMP face, perfect English, and lack of foreplay, I began to think with big head and said something's unusual.

So I left fully loaded but kinda puzzled and decided to try Panda for my first time. After reading some reviews here I expected a to he rushed and interrupted but decent headache relief. I walk in and see 3 stunning Asian lady's. I'm sent to the first room near entrance and am soon joined by a sexy young, thin Asian dressed in a dress so short I could see her lips almost. I opted for the :30 bc their rep has caught up with them. (BTW 8 interuptions in :30) Fair massage with some chit chat. I began feeling her smooth legs, she is teasing with JR while I'm on my belly. On the flip she asked what my normal parlor does for me and how much $. I tell her. She repeats if I want headache relief and I say yes and she wants me off the table and get the $ right away. Again, am I paranoid / thinking with big head? The fact she wanted me to repeat it and get $ right away made me wonder. So I got nervous and got dressed. Maybe I'm a puss but I hate making the request and stating the donation amount. They know what we want and do mongrels really try to skip out after relief?

[True Critic69]

I'm pretty sure several months ago I had her mugshot! If I am correct she also might have lost her license.

Wow bummer. I had seen her a few times and lost her cell number.

Would be great to see her again.

[Barolo]

Anyone know Laura (the cuban one) is working anywhere since TT had closed a while back? Would love to meet with her again.

I'm pretty sure several months ago I had her mugshot! If I am correct she also might have lost her license.

[BoredFlGuy]

If you really want to go out with a bang and Tampa is out try this.

Respond to any Polk County escort ad on and quickly pull out a cover and start running.

Lots of bangs

Haha, thats a whole lot more excitement than I need. Tampa it is!

[NoJokers]

Theoretically speaking, if you were getting out of one of your favorite hobbies, where would you go to go out with a bang? Tampa is out of the running. Pm if needbe, much appreciated.

If you really want to go out with a bang and Tampa is out try this.

Respond to any Polk County escort ad on and quickly pull out a cover and start running.

Lots of bangs

[Manu410]

Hi folks, I frequented Oriental Spa and Lavender in East Colonial. After reading some of the post here, I feel like I am missing out on my dreams. Can anyone provide intel on 520 Spa and Sunrise Massage in Cocoa. PM me if you can.

There appears to be an air of caution lately so play safe.

[Scottluvsbbw]

Does anybody here know what happened to her? Been almost a year since I've seen her. When I call Windsong and ask who's working they never say Jane anymore. Does she go by a different name now?

[PapaE]

She is a certified wacko. I can tell you this thru first hand experience. I think she was once a nice women but the business has jaded her to the point of no return.

I have been to her house before and she went literally crazy ranting to me about how much she hates men and hates giving massages after a couple glasses of wine. How I got to this point is a long story that I don't care to share on here. That said, she is literally insane and not all there. She is pretty hot (outside of the crazy eyes) and has a knock out body. That said, you are dealing with someone that is not all there upstairs and a certified nut job on the wrong day or if she has been drinking. If she is sober, the man hate will come out if you push for extras hard enough. If she has been drinking or in a pissy mood, you are in for one of the oddest / strangest experiences of your life.

IMO, your mileage will not vary. The only thing that will vary is the level of crazy and or man hate that Heather lets you see.

I don't disagree with the certified whacko portion of your post. She is certifiably crazy. As for extras: I don't push them, I mention the ideal massage and how a true tension release is the only way to go. That alone usually plants the seed, then on the flip, I would say 9 times out of 10, I get the "what else would you like me to massage?" If I don't get the question I test the waters by rubbing her back and flow down to the ass. I have not had a non-HE massage, legit or not, in 5 years.

[Otownstamina]

Anyone know Laura (the cuban one) is working anywhere since TT had closed a while back? Would love to meet with her again.

[Exec Talent]

I'm in town for a couple of days on business. Any good, safe parlors around for a nice b2b rubdown?

Since you are just in town for a couple of days, have just this 1 post and have adopted the name OrlandoGuy4 you must intend on spending more time here. So you probably need some background reading as well as places to visit. Here you go:

http://www2.orlandoweekly.com/column...y.asp?id=11910

http://bubbalous.com/

http://www.krispykreme.com/home

[Barolo]

The picture shows the fresh faced kneader that we would all love to unwrap & bend over the table. Google the phone number, and ads pop up from all over the place, with different faces, but the same stock table & feel good pics.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...hotels/8332348

May be completely legit. But who knows who, or what, will show up.

Play safe.

I think different pictures pop up because it is an answer service for different massage therapists. I did call and Teresa requires draping, so I didn't book.

[OrlandoGuy4]

I'm in town for a couple of days on business. Any good, safe parlors around for a nice b2b rubdown?

[Hard Working 19]

Did you try and she got mad, or what?

His reply answered all your questions. Go back and read it again, s l o w l y.

[BoredFlGuy]

Theoretically speaking, if you were getting out of one of your favorite hobbies, where would you go to go out with a bang? Tampa is out of the running. Pm if needbe, much appreciated.

[Pbwardy02]

It's always a "no" if you don't ask. The masseuse would keep you covered, in most cases, if its going to be a 'no'. YMMV. She is a crazy B though.

She is a certified wacko. I can tell you this thru first hand experience. I think she was once a nice women but the business has jaded her to the point of no return.

I have been to her house before and she went literally crazy ranting to me about how much she hates men and hates giving massages after a couple glasses of wine. How I got to this point is a long story that I don't care to share on here. That said, she is literally insane and not all there. She is pretty hot (outside of the crazy eyes) and has a knock out body. That said, you are dealing with someone that is not all there upstairs and a certified nut job on the wrong day or if she has been drinking. If she is sober, the man hate will come out if you push for extras hard enough. If she has been drinking or in a pissy mood, you are in for one of the oddest/strangest experiences of your life.

IMO, your mileage will not vary. The only thing that will vary is the level of crazy and or man hate that Heather lets you see.