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  1. #3405

    Frustrations

    I met a new pot SB this week. She was a young (23) , cute, shapely single Mom. She seemed quite excited about the whole idea which we discussed in great detail over coffee and we agreed to meet at a hotel the next day to test the waters for a $1 donation. I texted her the next day about two hours before the planned meeting time to tell her I was looking forward to seeing her and she texted back,"EXACTLY what are we going to be doing at the hiotel?" I texted back that I thought we had discussed this thoroughly yesterday. She texted back,"Yeah. OK." I rented the hotel room, texted her the room number and waited for her arrival. When she didn't show up on time I texted her to find out when she was arriving. She texted back that she just got "her monthly friend," and was in great pain and couldn't make it. I thought this was bogus but I was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. I stopped in the cafe where we had coffee and there she was with a gf chatting and laughing. She didn't notice me and I texted her from my car about how she was feeling and she texted back some lies about how she was in bed and how terrible she was feeling.

    I get that lying on the part of pot SBs is par for the course and that many of them will disappoint and frustrate you like this. It just pisses me off sometimes to have it happen.

    OK. My steam is blown off. Life is still good my brothers.

  2. #3404

    She pays us. A topic this board has not seen before.

    Quote Originally Posted by HollywoodGuy  [View Original Post]
    Edit Delete. I think I need a way older beverly hills sugar momma to finance this shit for me. I have been slowly working on a plan to be able to do just that. But probably wont be ready till the end of the year. There are some insanely rich old and not so old women in this town. I just dont know if I can get it up for them after what I am used to.
    Women are too bossy. They hold us responsible for their feelings. How they happen to feel each second of their day is always our fault. I can't imagine how demanding a woman paying for sex would become.

  3. #3403

    Follow Up

    My ATF Wifey canceled on me and my roommate decided to stay in. At some point we started fooling around on the couch. She has the most velvety skin, and she is sort of a tanned skinned asian and smells like a flower. Like the poster Baldy Cruiser always says "I had to kiss every square inch of her body" . Things started heating up and the next thing I knew I was banging the shit out of her. That girl wore me out. I don"t know what I would do without her. It took about an hour but she finally accomplished her mission. Which is to make me happy. And I love her for that.

    It's funny, but after I am all beat to hell with her or any girl, I say to myself, I am not going to have sex for at least a couple days, and then by the next day I'm doing it with someone else. I realize this is a quality problem. Better to be hooked on girls than booze or drugs. Even if it costs a little more.

    I got a few hotties in the pipeline, if I can find the time to interview them I will let you know how it goes. I have about 12 pre-qualified ones, but about 6 of them are UTR girls. But of the six non pros, 3 look interesting. An 18 white latina in beauty school with a part time job, and 2 older 30's girls one of whom is a 5'7" 105 lb asian attorney looking for something besides money. I think I need a way older beverly hills sugar momma to finance this shit for me.

    I have been slowly working on a plan to be able to do just that. But probably wont be ready till the end of the year. There are some insanely rich old and not so old women in this town. I just dont know if I can get it up for them after what I am used to.

  4. #3402

    T g i f

    I have not done any interviews this month and I am just focusing on my 3 main girls. So not much to report but them. So today my live in needed to go to the DMV to get a new I D card. She wanted to have a good picture taken so she got all prettied up. OMG. She looked like a little Asian fuck doll. When you live with someone you can't always worry about looking perfect. But today she looked awesome.

    So anyway we go over to the DMV, blah, blah, blah. Get the picture taken and we are driving home. Next thing I know she is giving me that come hither look. So I duck behind one of the studio buildings in an alley in Hollywood and before I can even think she is undoing my buckle.

    She has pretty long thick hair so I gathered it up into like a ponytail as she proceeded to BBBJ with abandon. I got a little carried away and lowered my pants and she somehow wedged her head between my legs and started giving me a good ball sucking while she jerked me off. Just when I was ready to unload she popped it back in her mouth and sucked me dry.

    After I zipped up I figured to just zoom out of there as I was getting a little paranoid in broad daylight, and Hollywood LE is not too friendly. But she grabbed my hand and moved it over to her already wet kitty (she was wearing a skirt and no panties on) and I slipped 2 fingers in like it was nothing. Then she started grinding away and making little oohing and aahing sounds (she is normally very quiet). I finger banged her till she came, forgetting all about uncle LEO.

    By then it was about 5 and people were starting to go to their cars so I jetted out of there. We stopped and got some Thai food on the way home. I am beat and stuffed. Only 3 more hours till I see my ATF Wifey to really finish the job right. Like PTG says. Life is good my brothers.

  5. #3401

    Another Stripper Baby

    Sometimes one good thing leads to another. It did this time. My platinum-haired sweet sugar baby stripper had a 19 YO friend who also ran away from home and wanted to try this SB thing out. Nothing like having your SB provide a good referral! This one was definitely close to a 10 all the way around including a terrific attitude. I am tempted to try a threesome but each of these eager and sexually energetic girls is more than I can handle one-on-one. Life is definitely good my brothers.
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  6. #3400

    What are they thinking?

    Gentlemen,

    I got a message on SD a few moments ago that encapsulates and epitomizes the essence of the scam profile, and I just thought it would be worth a laugh or two to share. Maybe it would be helpful to us alll if we each posted our most outrageous obviously-bs contact. I am totally seeing a book coming out of this thread. The question is, how would we split the profits? Any lawyers among the brotherhood?

    ABOUT ME:

    "I am WASILA by name 32yrs old I am wanting to meet someone who will love me for me and always be there for me in good and bad times, I am seeking to meet someone who will not lie or ever cheat on me under false pretenses, I am seeking someone who will show me true love and will stand by me in good and bad times, My heart has bitterly been broken before and I want to take time get to know someone who is true, loyal, faithful and determined, I am willing to relocate to where I will find happiness and peace of mind be with someone who will put a smile on my face till the end of time"

    WHAT I'm LOOKING FOR:

    "I am seeking to meet someone who will not lie or ever cheat on me under false pretenses, I am seeking someone who will show me true love and will stand by me in good and bad times, My heart has bitterly been broken before and I want to take time get to know someone who is true, loyal, faithful and determined, I am willing to relocate to where I will find happiness and peace of mind be with someone who will put a smile on my face till the end of time. Honest, Care and Love is all I will want to shower with the special someone. I don't care about distance because I know it will just give us time to get to know more and more about each other and what about you? I would like you to tell me more about your general life and what you are seeking for Online"

    Ok then,

    Scott.

    PS: just in case you don't belive me, here is her SD profile name: wasila1z. Member ID: 3803902
    I just wish I were clever enough to write this myself. I have only copied and pasted, so it is all totally verbatim.

  7. #3399
    Quote Originally Posted by Flirting Guy  [View Original Post]
    Yes and no. Should I tell her about it? What if it was just an isolated incident? Maybe we should do it in the shower instead.
    Showering is not going to help as this is an internal problem stemming mostly from poor PH balance I. E. Poor diet. So it is correctable. Also an hour long salt bath once a week could help (very kosher). No douching, ever. This only makes the problem worse. Probiotics are also helpful.

  8. #3398
    Quote Originally Posted by HollywoodGuy  [View Original Post]
    Is this a rhetorical question?
    Yes and no. Should I tell her about it? What if it was just an isolated incident? Maybe we should do it in the shower instead.

  9. #3397
    Quote Originally Posted by Flirting Guy  [View Original Post]
    Set my expectations too high and made too many assumptions. The HOT 27yo bartender chick from SA that I met up with this afternoon was late (took an extra 40min to get to the hotel) , did not want to be eaten and to top it off smelled EXTREMELY fishy (only after the deed not before). Damage was $1, and she still wants to hook up after her shift tonight. What to do? I should just call up another SB for the room I have booked.

    *sigh*
    Is this a rhetorical question?

  10. #3396
    Some of these SBs do not care about their Hygiene. I had a SBs (24 yrs old). In the first couple of visit, she took shower and got ready for me. Love to fuck a fresh young gal. In the last 2 times, she smelled. Arm pit, fishy down there. Big turn off. I called her out. And I was done with her.

    Quote Originally Posted by Flirting Guy  [View Original Post]
    Set my expectations too high and made too many assumptions. The HOT 27yo bartender chick from SA that I met up with this afternoon was late (took an extra 40min to get to the hotel) , did not want to be eaten and to top it off smelled EXTREMELY fishy (only after the deed not before). Damage was $1, and she still wants to hook up after her shift tonight. What to do? I should just call up another SB for the room I have booked.

    *sigh*

  11. #3395

    Ten foot pole, anyone?

    Quote Originally Posted by AllSeasonLv  [View Original Post]
    Well I guess the SDs on this forum are too busy scouring for that next POT SB to read some of the other categories that are here.

    Anyone seen this in the News and Media thread? Go there and read about this. Very interesting.

    http://www.timesdispatch.com/news/lo...a4bcf6878.html

    Goes to show you the necessity of fiercely protecting ones identity when dabbling in the bowl. So for those who like texting your SBs, remember that there is the potential of gleaning a lot of info from just a phone number. You single guys, not so much to loose. You married or attached guys, the world to loose.

    ASL
    Not to be too harsh, as I'm sure she has many other sterling qualities, but who in their right mind would pay money for a BJ from her? Especially where there are so, so many HYBs out there.

    On another note, I'm not worried about cell phone info, since I have a burner, bought with cash, and refilled with cash. My only fear is my SO finding it if I leave it lying around one day.

  12. #3394
    Quote Originally Posted by AllSeasonLv  [View Original Post]
    Well I guess the SDs on this forum are too busy scouring for that next POT SB to read some of the other categories that are here.

    Anyone seen this in the News and Media thread? Go there and read about this. Very interesting.

    http://www.timesdispatch.com/news/lo...a4bcf6878.html

    Goes to show you the necessity of fiercely protecting ones identity when dabbling in the bowl. So for those who like texting your SBs, remember that there is the potential of gleaning a lot of info from just a phone number. You single guys, not so much to loose. You married or attached guys, the world to loose.

    ASL
    Or maybe you just lose being in a bad marriage you shouldn't be in anyway. Only my experience. All I know is once I started dabbling outside of my marriage it became very clear to me what I was missing.

  13. #3393

    Got some advice?

    Set my expectations too high and made too many assumptions. The HOT 27yo bartender chick from SA that I met up with this afternoon was late (took an extra 40min to get to the hotel) , did not want to be eaten and to top it off smelled EXTREMELY fishy (only after the deed not before). Damage was $1, and she still wants to hook up after her shift tonight. What to do? I should just call up another SB for the room I have booked.

    *sigh*

  14. #3392

    A cautionary tale

    Well I guess the SDs on this forum are too busy scouring for that next POT SB to read some of the other categories that are here.

    Anyone seen this in the News and Media thread? Go there and read about this. Very interesting.

    http://www.timesdispatch.com/news/lo...a4bcf6878.html

    Goes to show you the necessity of fiercely protecting ones identity when dabbling in the bowl. So for those who like texting your SBs, remember that there is the potential of gleaning a lot of info from just a phone number. You single guys, not so much to loose. You married or attached guys, the world to loose.

    ASL

  15. #3391

    The best thing to do

    Quote Originally Posted by F Scott  [View Original Post]
    Gentlemen,

    Well, there seems to be 100% consensus on the foolishness of contacting my daughter's ex-roommate, but I will keep thinking about her nonetheless, and it will be interesting to talk to her the next time she comes to town to visit, knowing in the back of my head that she is in The Bowl.

    Thanks for the advice, even though it was not what I wanted to hear,

    Scott
    Glad you're heeding the advice of SDs in this forum who have a lot more experience then I do in the bowl. I, too, have a daughter who has / had many friends in high school and college that I would have given my eye teeth to nail. She has probably more friends now in that category, even though she's 33 and has three kids! But even given the opportunity, one HAS to think with the big head and not the little one.

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