Massage Parlor Reports

[Bjceb]

I have a similar experience with them now. They are a total rush job. The house fee is always high now and you are lucky to get a 15 minute massage out of them. God for bid another person comes in because they will be done with you once they got your money. I don't believe they will be around much longer with this business practice.

They ran specials when they first open, but now it is. 80 for fun. Not worth it.

Take care and stay safe.

Ok let me start off by saying 2 things.

1.) I don't like to complain, I don't generally leave bad reviews on websites like Yelp or complain to a manager about bad service. I suppose there is a first time for everything.

2.) I'm the biggest idiot on the fucking planet.

So I decide to venture out from my normal Casselberry / 17-92 area of the AMP scene (Royal, IT and Oriental) and check out Happy Panda because of the the reports that were popping up. I always search for Headache relief since that is all that want / comfortable getting from an AMP or provider. So with good word that this place was down I figured I'd give it a shot.

I should have bailed right off the bat when they told me that the $60 online special was only for 30min and did not include a Table Shower so I opted for the HOUR with the Table Shower fro $80, which still wasn't terrible because thats what IT charges. So I get in the room (right by the front door) and meet a SMOKING hot asian chick, mid 30's maybe in one of those tight geisha dresses, def not the typical shorts and shirt of the other places.

The "Massage" started off promising with a lot of teasing and light touch. But that was it. Now I can appreciate a place that isn't in it for the "Massage" and since I like it soft to medium even from a legit place that never really bothers me anyway. But less than 5 min after she started the massage she starts with the AGGRESSIVE upsell. Actually telling me to get up and handing me my pants asking for money for tip. So she informs me that the menu is wide open, so I opt for Headache relief and she has the nerve to tell me that it's $.60 on top of the house fee!

We settled on the $ for the headache relief (keep in mind that no more then 5 minutes have passed from my walking in to this point) so she I start to dream which was a terrible dream about her getting to work with the stupid saran wrap that goes on for a few seconds and some one comes into the place, she stops and goes out then comes back expecting me to be ready to pop, so when I am not she bitches and then finally continues, takes the wrap off which was promising but it still sucked (pardon the pun) so she finally busts out some lotion and finishes with the fastest handshake I have ever experienced. We are now 15 minutes into my hour. By my calculations there is 45 mins left of my hour that I paid $80 for AND a Table Shower. NOPE, she tells me to get dressed, grabs my hand, ushers me to the door and out I am.

I have been rushed before. 10-15 mins short not a huge deal but it makes you consider not returning. 45 minutes, they can go right on and fuck themselves. I should have left after they told me that the $60 was only for the HH.

I hope Happy Panda reads this, word will get out that you are a scam and I hope people really do heed my warning. Sorry if I am being dramatic but I am now out $.8 for the worst attempt at Headache Relief I have had since high school.

[U F O]

DIAMOND SPA

http://eroticmugshots.com/orangecoun.../?pid=31153320

[O Town Doug]

Ok let me start off by saying 2 things.

1.) I don't like to complain, I don't generally leave bad reviews on websites like Yelp or complain to a manager about bad service. I suppose there is a first time for everything.

2.) I'm the biggest idiot on the fucking planet.

So I decide to venture out from my normal Casselberry / 17-92 area of the AMP scene (Royal, IT and Oriental) and check out Happy Panda because of the the reports that were popping up. I always search for Headache relief since that is all that want / comfortable getting from an AMP or provider. So with good word that this place was down I figured I'd give it a shot.

I should have bailed right off the bat when they told me that the $60 online special was only for 30min and did not include a Table Shower so I opted for the HOUR with the Table Shower fro $80, which still wasn't terrible because thats what IT charges. So I get in the room (right by the front door) and meet a SMOKING hot asian chick, mid 30's maybe in one of those tight geisha dresses, def not the typical shorts and shirt of the other places.

The "Massage" started off promising with a lot of teasing and light touch. But that was it. Now I can appreciate a place that isn't in it for the "Massage" and since I like it soft to medium even from a legit place that never really bothers me anyway. But less than 5 min after she started the massage she starts with the AGGRESSIVE upsell. Actually telling me to get up and handing me my pants asking for money for tip. So she informs me that the menu is wide open, so I opt for Headache relief and she has the nerve to tell me that it's $.60 on top of the house fee!

We settled on the $ for the headache relief (keep in mind that no more then 5 minutes have passed from my walking in to this point) so she I start to dream which was a terrible dream about her getting to work with the stupid saran wrap that goes on for a few seconds and some one comes into the place, she stops and goes out then comes back expecting me to be ready to pop, so when I am not she bitches and then finally continues, takes the wrap off which was promising but it still sucked (pardon the pun) so she finally busts out some lotion and finishes with the fastest handshake I have ever experienced. We are now 15 minutes into my hour. By my calculations there is 45 mins left of my hour that I paid $80 for AND a Table Shower. NOPE, she tells me to get dressed, grabs my hand, ushers me to the door and out I am.

I have been rushed before. 10-15 mins short not a huge deal but it makes you consider not returning. 45 minutes, they can go right on and fuck themselves. I should have left after they told me that the $60 was only for the HH.

I hope Happy Panda reads this, word will get out that you are a scam and I hope people really do heed my warning. Sorry if I am being dramatic but I am now out $.8 for the worst attempt at Headache Relief I have had since high school.

[PrKing0854]

Downtown MBS.

This place is very familiar with how to operate. The door is not open to just anyone. If you are not a regular, do not even try pushing too far. However, the more frequent you go the better opportunities are presented.

Definitely worth a repeat. Most of the girls are 10+ on the scale and it keeps going up!

[O Town Doug]

Has anyone gone to see her: http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...tte-23/7503863

She is near UCF but I can't tell if its an apartment or a hotel / motel. She looks cute as hell so I'm hoping that she is legit with good reviews haha. A PM or something here would be great.

Thanks.

[Exec Talent]

If you are looking for a real Brazilian, she is not.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...irl-23/8253764

[Hank1111]

Absolutely not worth it. Severe up-sell. Will never repeat.

[Mereco]

Went to Vivi on 17-92, 1 hr for .60 fortune cookies.

Was greeted by older lady, taught she was mamasan but was wrong.

Massage a 6. Looks a 4. I'm being generous.

Typical HE.

Won't repeat

[ConstantBlue]

TOFTT and popped into Luxsa. I was a little more cautious than norm, considering the talk of cameras a while back. Mulan, Roxy and Lola were in. Opted for the new girl Lola. Massage was just an ice breaker and went to work as soon as she felt comfortable. Playful, friendly and nice to talk to. Good HE, but I'm sticking with Roxy. Hoping to get back to 192 next week and see Cindy again.

If you suspect there are hidden cameras; there are RF (radio frequency) detectors available for around a hundred and fifty bucks. For a little more you can now obtain a very high quality one the size of an iphone but about twice as thick. These work quite well and you don't need to sweep the room with it. It will vibrate if it picks up any frequencies associated with the various transmitters used for both audio and video. Even encrypted like the MAN uses. The spy place next to dancers royale used to sell these but I believe they are only online now.

[HungInOrlando]

I saw her last week. While my experience was not as bad as yours, I wasn't really blown away by it either. She's a nice girl, talks a lot, hot body, but the massage wasn't very good (neither therapeutic or teasing) , and I wasn't offered any mouth work at all. So for me it was just like going to an AMP but with less teasing. Don't think I'd repeat, even though I thought she was nice.

Tara and Jena are better at massage than this girl. She uses baby oil (nasty). Her breathes smell like (dank). I don't see WTF you guys are all in arms about. Michelle is better, Joan is better, Old Town Kissimmee is better. Sabrina is in a unclean apartment on a nasty ass futon bed or something. For the price go else where. But I guess the mouth work has them all worked up. I did not want to say anything but. I must let others not know.

[Member #4882]

Tara and Jena are better at massage than this girl. She uses baby oil (nasty). Her breathes smell like (dank). I don't see WTF you guys are all in arms about. Michelle is better, Joan is better, Old Town Kissimmee is better. Sabrina is in a unclean apartment on a nasty ass futon bed or something. For the price go else where. But I guess the mouth work has them all worked up. I did not want to say anything but. I must let others not know.

[GolfNfly]

So tried AGG after I went there once and left very unhappy, Had a dream I saw Kimmy HOT asian chick with the smoothest legs had to be in late 20`s early 30`s. She led me to the room and came back in 5 min later dressed in something else. It look like a tennis outfit but was more of a skirt and top. Very friendly and playful plenty of roaming. Withh DEF repeat.

Looks 9-10.

Massage 7-10.

HE. 9-10

Was in town on business this past week. Lot of walking for a few days in dress shoes and my feet were killing me. Decided to google "massage parlor in Orlando" and stumbled across this site. Was originally planning to get a foot massage only when I read your post. Decided to hit AGG and test my luck for a little more. Let me tell you that I was extremely pleased with the decision! Paid the hourly fee $.8 and was greeted by cici. Got the TS, then quickly started massage. A mindblowing HE within first 15 minutes, then a full deep body massage with fantastic foot rub for last 15 minutes. She worked her magic again with 2nd HE in final minutes. Tipped $.5 and left very happy. Will be going back next time in town. Cici was a little older than kimmy I think but well skilled and very pretty.

[Taster6969]

T & C Spa in Kissimmee. Decided to stop in and go for thr $49. 00 special they advertise. Was told it was for 1/2 hr and agreed. The girl was so so a little bit on the heavy side but decided to give it I whirl and see what happens. I think she said her name was Candy. The massage was very strong at times but OK. She allowed alot or roaming and my fingers were able to get very wet. After about 20 minutes she asked me to turn over and started to massage my joystick. She used alot of oil and started to massage me very fast. As she was working on my HE she pulled her top up and pulled her small skirt down and allowed me to play. A bit of a turn off because she had a very ugly stomach and skin was hanging down. I guess she must of been in her late 40's and it seems to be the norm for a lot of places. H. E was OK very standard was given hot towel and was done. Gave her 30 and she asked for more tip but told her thats all I had and got dressed and left. Don't think I would repeat and would love to find a place that has younger and much more attractive girls working. The seach goes on and in Kissimmee there are so many more places to try and see whats on the menu. Happy hunting to all and be safe.

[Sex Xes]

Visited Shouwa today. Still gives the best massage in Orlando.

If you want a great massage AND leave happy she is the lady to see.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/3782230346.html

[Fllooking69]

Decided to head to studio to see Lucia again and had another great time with her. Paid the 65 door fee for the hour and got a great massage. On the flip she stripped down and allowed plenty of roaming. She has a great ass and finishes with a very slow ending. Will definately see her again soon.