Strip Club Reports

**Explorer46** · 05-04-13 09:41

Originally Posted by Kirkachoo [View Original Post]

I have RTFF multiple times, but lately I haven't got a good vibe. Seems like Coliseum is a good time, Toy chest, and Players sound good. And BT is like the low down dirty shame type of place. Not sure I have never been.

Budget $1k. Yup that's $$$$$$$$$$ to spend over the long weekend I'll be here.

Goal would be a threesome!

Realistic goal just fun times, with the youngest, spinners in there. Clean young natural ladies, I like white ladies or asians. I certainly want asians but not sure if there are any in Detroit.

I don't care about upscale, as long as they are the young hotties. I don't like fatties.

From reading the forum seems like Coliseum seems to be the top choice from what I have read in the forum.

Can anyone tell me where are the hottest Asian ladies? =)

With you $ and goals, I would recommend skipping strip clubs and crossing the border to Windsor, London, or even Mississauga Ontario. You can find boatloads of spinner, Asian, escorts with rates that range form 80-12 for alf hour of time. Duos are also very available. The experience is way better than a rushed 10 minutes in a booth in a club. If you go to www.sp411.com You can get reviews and info from hobbyists.

Example. Two hot spinners and an Asian duo a friend saw. All accurate pictures.

http://windsor.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ic-23/14465747

http://ontario.backpage.com/FemaleEs...12-20/15521177

Asian Duo.

http://ontario.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ics-25/9252233

**CupereVita** · 05-04-13 07:59

Originally Posted by Kirkachoo [View Original Post]

Can anyone tell me where are the hottest Asian ladies? =)

Chicago. Or Toronto.

Seriously, you may find one somewhere, but Detroit isn't a hotbed of orientals. Very slim / almost nonexistent pickings in that department. The types of asians this area attracts are middle easterners and indians, and you don't see a lot of them as escorts or strippers either.

**Kirkachoo** · 05-03-13 22:44

I have RTFF multiple times, but lately I haven't got a good vibe. Seems like Coliseum is a good time, Toy chest, and Players sound good. And BT is like the low down dirty shame type of place. Not sure I have never been.

Budget $1k. Yup that's $$$$$$$$$$ to spend over the long weekend I'll be here.

Goal would be a threesome!

Realistic goal just fun times, with the youngest, spinners in there. Clean young natural ladies, I like white ladies or asians. I certainly want asians but not sure if there are any in Detroit.

I don't care about upscale, as long as they are the young hotties. I don't like fatties.

From reading the forum seems like Coliseum seems to be the top choice from what I have read in the forum.

Can anyone tell me where are the hottest Asian ladies? =)

Originally Posted by Warpig2000 [View Original Post]

I'm with BigBoi on this- it would help if you mentioned what your budget was and what you are looking for (upscale / dive, curvy / spinner, age. Ammenities).

My advise is RTFF for Detroit and get a feel for what the clubs offer.

**PussyFactory** · 05-03-13 10:12

Toy Chest on north side of Ford Road, west of Southfield Fwy.

No cover (it was 3 or 4:00. Don't know if the rules change in the evening)

Valet optional. I had stuff in the car so I parked it myself.

Spent $4. 0 total: 5 or 6 beers. Nice waitress tip, paid the DJ $.30 for 2 trips to the VIP room. $.10 for a chair and $.20 for a couch, saw 2 different girls.

Would I go back? Next week.

It was my birthday and I had set up an appointment with a girl from NR for a 1/2 hr BJ at 11am. Short story is she BS'd her way out of an appointment (housecleaning is in the room, got to do my hair and makeup and blah blah blah. For 1-1/2 hours). So I took care of other bidness. Tried her again multiple times at 3:00. No answer. Saw the Toy Chest and did a quick check on here but there were no reviews and not many mentions. Decided to give it a try.

I've never done a strip club encounter but in my younger years in Windsor (I'm Canadian) I put a few girls "through college". Haha. Glad to report that I felt completely at ease in this place. Real nice vibe and it's kinda small which I prefer over the mega strip bars.

There weren't many patrons but they had a few nice, slim girls. Some were late 30's early 40's and doing what they can to look hot. It worked for me.

The very nice waitress came by and asked what I liked. I told her spinner with a nice rack and willing to blow my candle. She was happy to find me the right girl. As a side note the waitresses and the DJ were all very cool and thanked me for coming to their bar.

In the meantime a pretty girl with a nice rack sat down and started a very friendly handshake. We chatted for a while and she recommended her friend who is brunette, super hot with a tight waste, gorgeous bolt-ons and a great tan. She's marryin' material. I finished my beer and we went to the VIP. Started with a little kissing and then she gave me a great BJ. Started jerking me toward the end and I gave her shot #1. We chatted a bit and went back to the bar.

I ordered another beer and watched this tight little blonde spinner doing her thing on stage. She is very sexy and tall with nice legs, ass and super small waste. She was sitting with a bunch of guys so I wasn't expecting a visit. But she came by and sat down. I told her I was leaving soon but I offered her a drink and we chatted about shit. She put her legs across my lap and I was rubbing her feet and toes. Chicks love that. Then she said 'I really want to dance for you' and off we went.

We started kissing and soon she was grinding her pussy into me and I was ready to lift her up and toss her on the couch for some DATY. Didn't have to tho because she pushed me into the couch, stood in front of me and put that deliciousness in my face. Heaven! We got into some awesome 69 and after 20 minutes she kneeled in front of me and said "are you going to cum for me". I love that but couldn't get to the finish line that way. So. She spun around and did RCG for a few minutes. The view of this super sexy girl from behind is in my memory forever. Shot #2 in the bag, finished my beer and left after 3 or 4 hours with a huge smile and a new favorite hang out.

Give it a try.

**Warpig2000** · 05-03-13 03:48

Originally Posted by Kirkachoo [View Original Post]

I have heard so much about the fun that can be had. Any advice?

I'm with BigBoi on this- it would help if you mentioned what your budget was and what you are looking for (upscale / dive, curvy / spinner, age. Ammenities).

My advise is RTFF for Detroit and get a feel for what the clubs offer.

**Bigboi47** · 05-03-13 01:33

Originally Posted by Kirkachoo [View Original Post]

I have heard so much about the fun that can be had. Any advice?

There are clubs near the airport, or in the city of Detroit along 8mile road take your pick.

**Kirkachoo** · 05-03-13 00:16

I have heard so much about the fun that can be had. Any advice?

**BigTenGuy** · 05-02-13 22:33

I was in Detroit earlier in the week and decided to try out a couple new clubs. I'm from out of town and at that point had only visited Flight Club. Loved FC but decided it was time to broaden my horizons.

Started the day off at Penthouse around 2:00pm. There were at least 10 girls working and around 20 patrons. These girls were the hottest overall I've seen at a club. A few 9's, several 8's and maybe one 7.

I was seated at the bar and loved the view but found out quickly that the hottest girls already had their regulars lined up and a new kid in town wasn't going to get a chance with any of them. Finally had a girl come over to chat a bit. I apologize but I am horrible with names but she was blondish brown hair with a lot of ink, including tats on her chest. Usually I don't care for a ton of ink but she had a nice petite body with a great ass and nice perky B's. Plus she made it very clear that she was a wild one and was in the mood for some fun in the VIP upstairs.

She started off at $$$ for FS or $.5 for BJ. I shot back with $$ for everything and was but found she wasn't willing to go below $$.5. I would have been more than willing to spend that for some of the others I saw dancing but not for her. I ended up agreeing to $ for BBBJCIM. Once we got up to the VIP did a couple warm up songs followed by some lack luster BJ but kept trying to upsell to FS. Wasn't will to pay that much so made it clear I just wanted to what we agreed to downstairs. She then went to town as though it was the last unit she'd ever get ahold of. Best BBBJCIM I've had in a club. She took the full load then went to the side of couch and spit it out on the floor. Said she didn't want to get too full before dinner!

I had a great time and felt it was $ well spent but next time I want to get their earlier and try to get my hand one of the other girls that caught my eye.

I still had some money after I left PH so I figured why should my day end there. Figured I didn't have enough for much fun at Flight Club but thought I might get some milage at Bogarts. Stopped in around 4:30pm and there were about 8 dancers and 12 or so customers. I had my eye on a light brownish hair spinner. She is short and has a gymnist type body but I never did get her name. She was doing it for me but I she was sitting with some guy for the entire hour or so that I was there. Never did see him spend any money.

Finally I gave up on her and decided to take Amanda up on her offer. She was a far cry from what I was gawking at over at PH but at $.25 for FS I figured I'd give it a go. Got my wristband and into the closet we went. After some BBBJ she pulled out the cover and went cg for a bit followed by rcg and finishing k9. She was nothing to scream about and probably would go running back to Detroit for her but in a pinch she did the job.

For you Detroit vets, which club should be next on my to-do list?

**Tubes** · 05-02-13 08:17

Originally Posted by HeywoodJablomi [View Original Post]

No, she's an ebony girl with a very pretty face and natural bees.

Ok, can't help. I thought you were talking about a younger white goth looking girl. Tall, skinny, very goth, dark makeup, long dark hair, skinny. She typically works at Centerfold but has been known to work at Tycoons. As long as were speaking about her, nice girl, decent dances but that is about it.

**Sourpuss** · 05-02-13 04:13

Originally Posted by JDirt [View Original Post]

Well the day is almost here and hopefully I have all my ducks in a row. I will be at Player's Lounge at 2pm, sitting in the South-East corner of the bar. There isn't a cover charge for day-shift and you can park on the street if you're not comfortable with valet. The bar is smoke friendly, so if you're a non-smoker and you can't go home smelling like smoke I suggest you bring a change of clothes. I'm a non-smoker and the bar isn't that smokey. When you come into the bar you can just come over to that area of the bar or ask the door-man (Dean) for Joe.

Drink specials: $3 domestic beers and $4 Imported Beer. They do have great food too if you want to grab a bite to eat. As far as the Coliseum, we will just play that by ear. If you show up late and just come to the Coliseum after 7pm tell the door-girl and or door-man you're meeting Joe and they will waive the cover and point you over to our group.

Free entry into the Collie, just ask for Joe, thanks) B There. No Valet needed here, but thanks JD!

Sourpuss

**HeywoodJablomi** · 05-01-13 17:33

Originally Posted by HeywoodJablomi [View Original Post]

Hit this joint for a change of pace and had a nice time. Pm for details. Got into some Trouble. Looking for tips about Harmony and Clio.

P. S. Trouble is the stage name of a 5'11" blonde with big cans.

**HeywoodJablomi** · 05-01-13 17:25

Originally Posted by Tubes [View Original Post]

Is Harmony a taller skinny brunette, goth looking?

No, she's an ebony girl with a very pretty face and natural bees.

**Tubes** · 05-01-13 03:50

Originally Posted by HeywoodJablomi [View Original Post]

Hit this joint for a change of pace and had a nice time. Pm for details. Got into some Trouble. Looking for tips about Harmony and Clio.

Is Harmony a taller skinny brunette, goth looking?

**HeywoodJablomi** · 05-01-13 03:04

Hit this joint for a change of pace and had a nice time. Pm for details. Got into some Trouble. Looking for tips about Harmony and Clio.

**Horn Dog Too** · 04-30-13 09:52

Just felt like looking at some nearly nude ladies, not in the mood for extras, so I ventured to Henry VIII with not too high hopes. Walked in abouit 9:30p and I was pretty pleasantly surprised. First girl I see on the side stage was really pretty, nicely built and had no ink! Sat down at the bar and watched her set tipped her and got a little personal attention. The rest of the girls were not horrid like has been previously reported by others and observed by me as well. Only one really thick dancer, and the rest were OK. I got approached by two or three girls, no henry handshakes which was ok, as that's not what I was there for anyway. The girl onstage when I walked in had two guys waiting for private time so she didn't have time to hit on me before I decided to take it down the road to Bogart's. There were about 30 patrons and 10 or so dancers, so a pretty good night for H8. Maybe 10 buck Monday had something to do with it.

Got to Bogies about 10; 30 and only about 10 patrons and that many dancers. I was attracted to an older shapely blond that was on stage. She is built sweet with a nice pair of bolt ons, can't remember her name, and was hoping to have a chat with her after her set, but that didn't happen. A young hottie came and sat with me and started chatting and didn't stop. What a Debbie Downer, her name is Ryan. Probably won't see her again if her sad story is true. She needs 1200 bux by today to pay her bail bondsman or she's off to jail."So sorry I can't help honey." Anyway I guess she took the hint and off to another "helper." The blonde didn't come out of the ladies room the rest of the time I was there. The rest of the ladies were of a higher quality than at H8 and really good for Bogies. I think that if I was in the mood, I could have got a pretty good deal for extras due to the lack of patrons. I would have checked it out had the blonde of my desires emerged from the loo. Hopefully she wasn't having digestive issues.

Keep the freak on ya'll.