Strip Club Reports

[Electronman]

Props to MrNiceGuy for his report on the Landing Strip. Props also to the Landing Strip Manager for responding to his complaint (although I suspect that the ROB is probably still working at the LS).

Two reminders from this story:

1. Negotiate for specific services and for a price before retiring to the VIP- any vague promises such as "you'll have a good time" or "I never have any complaints about my dances" should be seen as red flags

2. Never pay before services are delivered.

I like many features of the Landing Strip (nice lay out, roomy VIPs, decent neighborhood, convenience to I94 on the west side) but my recent experiences at the LS have not been especially encouraging (e. G. Limited talent, many dancers not willing to provide customer service at a level that is provided in other area clubs). As a result, I haven't visited LS in a while, preferring instead Flight Club, BTs, Toy Chest, Bogarts. Anyone having any better experiences at LS?

[GeorgeNelson]

Getting tired of the same ol circuit. H8S, Bogies, H8N, BTs, occasional 8 mile club. Wondering if Silver Cricket has similar price, talent, and fun. Went there about a month ago. Some dancers were pretty hot. But, I didn't have time to hang around. Struck up a conversation with a dancer who looked good frm 20 feet away, but not so good up close. Declined a dance, but there was also no mention of anything but dances.

The Crickett is hit or miss BTS is the only way to go.

[TenderMan]

I had went out at night last week and went to Players thinking that the night shift would have one or two dolls. Not so, I found the day shift has more quality dancers as a group.

Can't help but wonder where all the beauties went? Extra's are much easier to find but the real lookers seem to be gone. Maybe, they went South, I don't know.

You guys seem to be reporting the same thing.

[MrNiceGuy6]

Long time looker, but decided to start posting on here. Let me know how I do.

So I visited the Landing Strip Lounge in Romulus about 2 months back. I usually make this my go-to club, only because I have been going here since I turned 21 and I usually get good service. I have RTFF and have used many tactics and advice from many of the senior member here.

As for my visit 2 months ago.

I went in on a Thursday around 6-7pm at shift change, I like to see what is coming in and what is heading out and looking desperate. I usually park on the street in front of the grocery store, because I am cheap and don't want to pay the valet. The street is lit, and usually pretty safe. You used to be able to go on their website and get a free digital door pass on your phone and show it to the bouncer / coat check upstairs to get in for free. I hate spending 15-20 bucks before I get in, just to realize the talent is no good for the night. I show my pass, give my coat to the coat check and am led to a table next to the stage. Booths cost extra or a small tip to the bouncer, but I like being upfront where the action is. The bar is not a bad seat either. I sit down, and the waitress comes over, I order a beer (coors light bottle) $5. I usually milk the drinks, watch some sport games and also the dancers. I will usually wait to see the entire line up dance, before I make my choice. This night there wasnt too many dancers working (7-8 girls) ranging from 5-8. I like them blonde spinner types, bolt ons or not, doesn't matter. But they have to have a nice round caboose. A few ladies sit down while the first round is going on. I talk for a few minutes with them, then usually send them on their way. I like to be blunt, as not to waste their time or mine if I am not interested. Then a little blond spinner gets up on stage. I don't remember her name, she has tattoo's of wings on her chest. And a small tattoo on her hip. She says that she is from Texas and up here visiting. My little head starts to do the thinking. Oh no. I revert back to what I have learned on here. She asks if I want to go downstairs and I ask what is on the menu. She says that she could make me happy for 2. 50. I told her no way. I only had 1. 00 on me. (not true, but they don't need to know). She says that she can't to anything for less than 1. 50. I told her thanks but she should probably move on. This is where I should have known better. I negotiate her down to. 80 for a "goodtime". I said "BJ for .8?" and she says she will make me very happy. I told her I also don't want to count songs, as that gets annoying as you are trying to concentrate on the task at hand. She says that is fine. She leads me downstairs, the bouncer shows us to our curtained booth. Nice and roomy, but very dark. Not enough light to even see her.

This is where things get stupid.

We are in the room, she tells me to pay her first. Not thinking, I pull out my wad of cash, about 1. 2, she immediately grabs it from my hands, counts it real fast, shoves it in her purse and says, that will do. I said, that is not what we negotiated on. She doesn't care. She tells me to drop my pants and boxers, and it will be worth it. I am still thinking with the little head and do as I am told. She takes her top off to reveal some nice C's. She pulls a cover out of her purse and rolls it on with her hand. At this point I am thinking this may be alright. She sits on my legs facing me and is giving me the worst covered HJ I have ever had. Her form was like she was pulling tissues out of a tissue box. Very dry. Not even bringing me to attention. I let this crap go on for about a song, when she started to complain. I had enough. I told her it wasnt working out and that I didn't agree to a 1. 2 HJ. She gets pissy and starts to say,"well there is nothing you can do about it." BS, I told her I would go talk to the bouncer. She started in on claims of video cameras, solicitation, etc. I zip up, walk to the bouncer, which she had already beat me to, and was pleading her case. I tell him that I was in the room with her and thought it was odd that I paid upfront for dances. I asked if this was normal. He said no. Since the bouncers keep track of how many songs you are in for, I asked him my total. He said 1. 5 songs, so I would pay for 2. Dances are. 20 a piece. I said that she took 1. 2 from me, and that I demand a refund of .8. He calls down the manager, I explain my story again. He apologizes for her and makes her give me back my cash. She hands over .6 and runs upstairs. I told the owner and bouncer, that it was fine, I just felt bamboozled. The owner takes me back upstairs, pays for my tab and says the remainder of my drinks for that night are on the house. He then says he has to go talk to her and * her out, as this is not the first time he has had this problem with her. I watch him rip into her behind the bar, then she marches off. The manager comes back to my table, hands me about a dozen free door passes with his name on them, and says he will pick up my bar tab the next time I am in. This made my night oh so better. I stuck around for another 1/2 hour or so, as the new dancers were in. Tipped the waitress, who I wish would dance, got my coat and took off.

If you are on the book of face, look under the landing strip lounge, photos, albums. 3 year anniversary. 9th picture in. Blonde with white bra. Wings on chest. Stay away from this con artist.

Hope this review was alright,

Mr Nice Guy

[Explorer46]

Getting tired of the same ol circuit. H8S, Bogies, H8N, BTs, occasional 8 mile club. Wondering if Silver Cricket has similar price, talent, and fun. Went there about a month ago. Some dancers were pretty hot. But, I didn't have time to hang around. Struck up a conversation with a dancer who looked good frm 20 feet away, but not so good up close. Declined a dance, but there was also no mention of anything but dances.

[Sourpuss]

Hey, anyone going to hit a club tonight? Newbie asking. Thinking about Tycoons. MSG me back.

[Chubbybear]

I am not from this area and I don't remeber the name of the club. I got off at 96 and Telegraph and I saw a gentleman's club I had never heard of. Just wonder if anyone knows anything about this club?

La Chambre is at 14100 Telegraph and Chapeau Vert is 16550.

La Chambre is at the low end of OK and I pass on Chapeau Vert.

Stay safe.

CB

[Aguinnes]

She'll probably get run off by the rest of the old birds there. The long time girls there don't like extras.

It is becoming a bit more common there. Certainly not all the girls but I don't think the one's who don't would have any success running off the one's that do.

[PootangPuncher]

I am not from this area and I don't remeber the name of the club. I got off at 96 and Telegraph and I saw a gentleman's club I had never heard of. Just wonder if anyone knows anything about this club?

[TenderMan]

I was at the TL a couple weeks ago and echo what Plumber said. Lunch is a great value. Regarding the girls. Several should have already been retired to Biscos in Emmet. But there a few hotties there. I was half in the bag and can't remember names now but I had dances with 2 different girls that involved some mammary suckling and light FIV. Unfortunately there is no VIP and so you are kinda out in the open. The. 15 dances takes a little of the sting out of it though. I did ask for take out with both girls and neither was willing. I threw out some rediculous prices to see if they would bite but no way. Nevertheless, I had a fun time for what it was worth. I wasnt planning on getting balls deep.

Stay safe,

JD.

I've heard of a few OTC experiences over the years once your a regular with a girl but they are soon fired when the owners pets snitch on them. If anyone does get lucky please keep it off the open board and UTR.

[Curtess]

I was at the TL a couple weeks ago and echo what Plumber said. Lunch is a great value. Regarding the girls. Several should have already been retired to Biscos in Emmet. But there a few hotties there. I was half in the bag and can't remember names now but I had dances with 2 different girls that involved some mammary suckling and light FIV. Unfortunately there is no VIP and so you are kinda out in the open. The. 15 dances takes a little of the sting out of it though. I did ask for take out with both girls and neither was willing. I threw out some rediculous prices to see if they would bite but no way. Nevertheless, I had a fun time for what it was worth. I wasnt planning on getting balls deep.

Stay safe,

JD.

Took Fatima to Traffic Light for an hour a week ago. Had fun. Going again after she gets her hair done.

[BoxOfRocks123]

Just got home from Bogarts. Went there about 12:30 for lunch. I haven't been there in years. But after hearing about the new set up in the VIP I had to check it out. About 12 girls there, and about 10 customers. Right after I ordered my drink 3 girls came over and tried to sit down, but I said no thanks, I'm good. I like big nat boobs and they were all flat. Saw a girl onstage I liked. Looked about mid 20's with natural C's. When she came down she came over and we talked for a min. I really need to work on my negotiating. Anyway, went upstairs, got the band and we went to the last booth. I told her I want 2 songs. She kept upselling, upselling, upselling. I finally ended up payin. 80 for 3 songs and BBBJCOT. She is nice looking but prob paid too much. Her name was Amanda. I think she's hot. But the nonstop upselling before during and after BJ got annoying. I will prob return, but not sure if I'll see Amanda again or not.

After that dance Viagra joined me at my seat. She is older but nice looking, natural C's. We talked for quite awhile, then I had to go.

Always negotiate at your seat, you didn't do too bad though. Viagra, great name LOL

[HeywoodJablomi]

Used to go in there too. Back when King of Diamonds was still BTs. Always wondered why no reports about this place in this thread. I always figured extras have to be available since I could walk across the street and get a SW pretty much ALL the time. I got it was 25 extra to the peeler, how much for the two dances. Might stop in and check it out next time I am in the area or waiting for whatever SW I called gets their shit together and is ready to meet. Might be a good place to kill time and or fall back on if there is too much Leo on the R.

I got HJ there many times in the past, but this was the first time for anything more than that. It was 20 per dance, and 75 all told.

[Jd2011]

I was at the TL a couple weeks ago and echo what Plumber said. Lunch is a great value. Regarding the girls. Several should have already been retired to Biscos in Emmet. But there a few hotties there. I was half in the bag and can't remember names now but I had dances with 2 different girls that involved some mammary suckling and light FIV. Unfortunately there is no VIP and so you are kinda out in the open. The. 15 dances takes a little of the sting out of it though. I did ask for take out with both girls and neither was willing. I threw out some rediculous prices to see if they would bite but no way. Nevertheless, I had a fun time for what it was worth. I wasnt planning on getting balls deep.

Stay safe,

JD.

She'll probably get run off by the rest of the old birds there. The long time girls there don't like extras.

Speaking of no extras, I had lunch at the Traffic Light Saturday and today. Great prime rib for $12. A few of the girls were pretty damn hot too. Too bad getting dances there is a waste of time and money.

[Grinder264]

Just got home from Bogarts. Went there about 12:30 for lunch. I haven't been there in years. But after hearing about the new set up in the VIP I had to check it out. About 12 girls there, and about 10 customers. Right after I ordered my drink 3 girls came over and tried to sit down, but I said no thanks, I'm good. I like big nat boobs and they were all flat. Saw a girl onstage I liked. Looked about mid 20's with natural C's. When she came down she came over and we talked for a min. I really need to work on my negotiating. Anyway, went upstairs, got the band and we went to the last booth. I told her I want 2 songs. She kept upselling, upselling, upselling. I finally ended up payin .80 for 3 songs and BBBJCOT. She is nice looking but prob paid too much. Her name was Amanda. I think she's hot. But the nonstop upselling before during and after BJ got annoying. I will prob return, but not sure if I'll see Amanda again or not.

After that dance Viagra joined me at my seat. She is older but nice looking, natural C's. We talked for quite awhile, then I had to go.