Massage Parlor Reports

[Littleshyguy]

Sexyblk8. I think her name is Rosanna. Thanks for Jackie thought. Where do I find her?

I believe this is the Jackie he was talking about:

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ody-25/7233705

I met her a week or so ago and can report that she is friendly and professional. Her place is comfortable and clean. IMO she is not quite as hot as those killer photos, but I am almost positive that they are really her. Just maybe a couple years and a few pounds ago.

Overall nice experience and good alternative to the AMP scene around here.

[Pbwardy02]

I agree. There is nothing wrong with a little warning. I don't like to take too many chances out there and stay with the tried and true but sometimes I let the rush get to me and take a chance. It was a good reminder. The provider is irrelevant. If some psycho ho calls you back and tells you to come bang her for free then its probably the same girl and just say NO! I have been ripped off before but this would be worse.

I have received some PM's from some smart members that have figured out who it is. I will leave it at this; steer clear from the 436 / howell branch area, particularly heading towards Aloma. A certain latin provider in that area could literally ruin your life.

It appears this crazy be*ch did not follow thru with her false accusation thank God. I will count my blessings and take this as a lesson learned.

[Overthepond13]

Tried Jackie-Joy recently. She barely advertises and has lots of reviews by guys. Apparently that DOES NOT translate to Captain Happy getting some attention. Sweet girl, solid massage but absolutely no hint whatsoever of extras. Now I'm pretty good at detecting hints, so I really don't think it's there nor will it ever be. So I'm giving up. If anyone knows better, PLEASE let me know!

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Greetings everyone,

I recently received the following email from "jackiejoysmassage@gmail.com" regarding the above report.

I have been getting referrals from your website and I demand that you remove my listing from usasexguide at once!

Please reply at once to this email with your assurance of immediate action!

Please remove the following contact info and any other information of mine you have plastered to your site!

My contact info is:

Website: Jackie-Joy.weebly.com
Phone: 321-578-9032
Business name: Relaxation Haven LLC
Email: JackieJoysMassage@gmail.com

If no action is taken in the next 3 days, I am gettinging a lawyer to handle this situation.

I am a law abiding and legitimate massage therapist: I do not do anything illegal or sexual to my clientele. I DO NOT appreciate referrals from you!!!

Thanks,

Jackson

[BostonRocks]

Who is this friendly Brazillian? If you like latinas, you may want to try Jackie on the east side.

Sexyblk8. I think her name is Rosanna. Thanks for Jackie thought. Where do I find her?

[OldPumper]

If you don't understand why I would not want to give her info out considering the sensativity of the circumstance I am in then you have zero ability to think critically or logically. This site is full of mongers that could stir shit up with her to try and get their dicks wet despite my warnings.

If you think I am bragging about a fun sexual rendevous where I was threatened on the authorities being called because of rape, you must be out of your flippen mind. With all due respect, I have been quite successful in my sexual adventures in the MP / indie scene of which I never 'brag' about on here. The point of my message was more just to be weary and careful out there when dealing with indies / MP chicks. There are a lot of crazy bitches in this industry. If any of you have ever seen Heather in WP go off, you know what I mean. This experience is sending me into retirement when it comes to exploring for new providers. I'm sticking with what I know and the women I have become comfertable with. I can't risk my entire livelihood over a romp with some body rub floozy. I'm in this hobby to have a good time and relief some stress in a way that is enjoyable and mutually beneficial to the women and myself. This latest experience taught me that unfortunately with so many crazy women out there, it can be so much more then that.

Sorry you ran into such a crazy ***** P02.

Thanks for sharing but this may have been one to have kept a lid on for a while till the smoke clears.

I will PM you her number and info to compare notes as I'm sure it's the same damn gal.

Danger is the fuel that makes most mongers tick, with that being said.

I'm sure there is fifty mongers on the forum tuned in for info on how to reach this gal inspite of your warning.

How can you blame them? After all it sounded like a really hot time until she flipped the fuck out.

Truth is, other mongers will run into her even though your keeping her hush hush, and that's very smart on your part.

At this point P02 I would say DON'T FUCK WITH HER!

Careful how much more info you leak about that situation! If that crazy ***** is reading this forum and who know she could be, shit could get really bad for you if she gets pissed at what she finds here.

Shit like this could even develop into a case of blackmail.

It's a good practice for me, and a good idea to all to always conduct yourself like a perfect gentleman before and after when mongering with any provider out there.

Although most of us all love the money shot in her mouth and watch her swallow, or on and all over her titties and sweet ass. But as good as it feels to unload all in her mouth or over her we must be careful because we leave behind our DNA finger print in the load as well.

Leaving a load behind in the mouth or hands of a psycho ***** could be a bad move in any case. Hopefully this turns out to be just a day she missed taking her BIPOLAR meds and flipped out and by now she's OK again hopefully.

OP

[Wildbill2]

If you don't understand why I would not want to give her info out considering the sensativity of the circumstance I am in then you have zero ability to think critically or logically. This site is full of mongers that could stir shit up with her to try and get their dicks wet despite my warnings.

If you think I am bragging about a fun sexual rendevous where I was threatened on the authorities being called because of rape, you must be out of your flippen mind. With all due respect, I have been quite successful in my sexual adventures in the MP / indie scene of which I never 'brag' about on here. The point of my message was more just to be weary and careful out there when dealing with indies / MP chicks. There are a lot of crazy bitches in this industry. If any of you have ever seen Heather in WP go off, you know what I mean. This experience is sending me into retirement when it comes to exploring for new providers. I'm sticking with what I know and the women I have become comfertable with. I can't risk my entire livelihood over a romp with some body rub floozy. I'm in this hobby to have a good time and relief some stress in a way that is enjoyable and mutually beneficial to the women and myself. This latest experience taught me that unfortunately with so many crazy women out there, it can be so much more then that.

I agree. There is nothing wrong with a little warning. I don't like to take too many chances out there and stay with the tried and true but sometimes I let the rush get to me and take a chance. It was a good reminder. The provider is irrelevant. If some psycho ho calls you back and tells you to come bang her for free then its probably the same girl and just say NO! I have been ripped off before but this would be worse.

[MathGeek]

I've been on this board for a while and have to admit I still can't figure out how to narrow a search. Example, if I type in a providers name in the search box, it returns results from all over the place and I don't see a filter that let's me narrow by city.

Appreciate any help you guys can offer with this.

Under advanced options, you can limit it to search only a specific forum (city) with / without its subfora. See the attached pic.

[Pbwardy02]

I agree with you. I come on this site to get and gather info to make smart decisions and increase my odds of not making stupid mistakes that put me at risk. I give information with the same purpose. If I can help a fellow member not waste time, money and most importantly stay safe then the info is being used properly. I respect your right to decide to share, but I also say to you what is the point of giving your report other then to brag about your experience. Just my 2 cents.

Stay safe out there.

If you don't understand why I would not want to give her info out considering the sensativity of the circumstance I am in then you have zero ability to think critically or logically. This site is full of mongers that could stir shit up with her to try and get their dicks wet despite my warnings.

If you think I am bragging about a fun sexual rendevous where I was threatened on the authorities being called because of rape, you must be out of your flippen mind. With all due respect, I have been quite successful in my sexual adventures in the MP / indie scene of which I never 'brag' about on here. The point of my message was more just to be weary and careful out there when dealing with indies / MP chicks. There are a lot of crazy bitches in this industry. If any of you have ever seen Heather in WP go off, you know what I mean. This experience is sending me into retirement when it comes to exploring for new providers. I'm sticking with what I know and the women I have become comfertable with. I can't risk my entire livelihood over a romp with some body rub floozy. I'm in this hobby to have a good time and relief some stress in a way that is enjoyable and mutually beneficial to the women and myself. This latest experience taught me that unfortunately with so many crazy women out there, it can be so much more then that.

[BostonRocks]

Who is this friendly Brazillian? If you like latinas, you may want to try Jackie on the east side.

I think her name is Rosanna. Thanks for the thought on Jackie. Will look her up.

[Bjceb]

I partially understand your last paragraph! The other part says why wouldn't you tell? Why would you want this to happen to another board member andmaybe she follows thru with her threats?

I agree with you. I come on this site to get and gather info to make smart decisions and increase my odds of not making stupid mistakes that put me at risk. I give information with the same purpose. If I can help a fellow member not waste time, money and most importantly stay safe then the info is being used properly. I respect your right to decide to share, but I also say to you what is the point of giving your report other then to brag about your experience. Just my 2 cents.

Stay safe out there.

[Barolo]

Gentlemen,

Be weary and be careful out there. So I met with a provider this weekend that I thought was one for the HOF when in reality, it turned out to be a total nightmare. So over the weekend I go on a popular mongering site and see an ad for a girl offering body rubs with no pic. I give her a call and she shoots me back a text with her pic. She was smoking hot. Maybe the hottest massage / body rub girl I had ever seen. A real world 9/10, MP / BR 10/10. I quickly agree to see her.

I head out to her place and right before I get there, she asks me to bring a bottle of wine. This should have been enough of a warning for me to bail. I was thinking with the wrong head however. I get there and she was smoking hot as advertised. For a nude body rub she was asking for. $$. Expensive I know. Considering the quality of the product at hand however, I decided to proceed. I could tell she was a bit buzzed but she seemed fine to me overall. Halfway thru the bodyrub, she proceeds to give me a BBBJ out of nowhere on the flip. It was awesome to say the least. She then ask me that if I want FS, another. $$$. As hot as she was, I was not going to pay. $$$$$. For a session. I politely decline. She was fine with my answer and I proceed to CIM. The session ends and I consider it a success. I mean, a fully nude BR, BBBJ & CIM is not a bad days for even for. $$.

I leave her place and she calls me no more then five minutes later. She says to me that I need to come back. I ask her why. Smoking hot girl then says because she is very turned on and wants to f*k. I turned that car around faster then a professional race car driver. I get to her place and we proceed to hook on for a good hour with no additional expense on my side. She was wonderful in bed. I proceed to pop another round in her mouth. When I leave she asks me if I want to come back sometime next week. I of course agree.

So 30 minutes later when I am out with my friends nice and relaxed, she sends me a text message that reads 'OMG I can't believe you just did that. No means no. I'm calling the cops'. I seriously almost shit a brick. The rest of the evening and next day, I am scared shitless that any given moment I'm going to be arrested. After thinking about the situation for a while though, I realized that there is no way that even if she pressed charges I was going to get in any trouble. If needed, I'm sure AT&T could pull the recorded phone conversations with her begging me for my hard cock asking to be f*ked. That said, it is ultimately my word against her's which would have been a pain in the ass. I have never been in trouble with LEO before and again I think I would have been ok, but that would have been embaressing and a nightmare to deal with. It's been a few days now and still no word from the cops or her. I hope that was just a psychotic text that she did not act on. I did not reply back to her text and completely ignored her when she tried to call me later that night.

While the potential with indies is much higher then the MP, be careful out there. Thinking about this episode makes me seriously contemplate giving up on the indies that I have never encountered before. I am not posting her ad or giving her information to anyone as I just want to let sleeping dogs lie and don't need one of you morons stirring up things with her.

I partially understand your last paragraph! The other part says why wouldn't you tell? Why would you want this to happen to another board member andmaybe she follows thru with her threats?

[Sexyblk8]

Who is this friendly Brazillian? If you like latinas, you may want to try Jackie on the east side.

[Whiskeysours]

I've been on this board for a while and have to admit I still can't figure out how to narrow a search. Example, if I type in a providers name in the search box, it returns results from all over the place and I don't see a filter that let's me narrow by city.

Appreciate any help you guys can offer with this.

[Ukieman]

Anyone have any reviews on theresa. Trying to line up a massage for upcoming trip to o-town or tanya the ukrainian.

Search the forum. There are plenty of reviews if you spell the name correctly, Teresa.

Personally, I would not recommend either, but that is just me.

Others I am sure would disagree.

Ukieman

[Ballsac]

Anyone have any reviews on theresa. Trying to line up a massage for upcoming trip to o-town or tanya the ukrainian.