Massage Parlor Reports

**JoanLuv** · 12-22-12 16:46

Originally Posted by Ricky James1 [View Original Post]

So, yesterday I had the worst AMP day I believe I've ever had. I was in the mood for some intimate female interaction so I went to one of my favorite places. B Sister Spa. I hadn't been in 3 months, but always had a good time there with a girl there and would call it a GFE AMP experience. So, I get there and my girl isn't there so I take a new one. Her name was Carol. Avoid this girl like the plague! It started off nice enough with some good chatting during the massage. I eventually removed the towel and she was attentive to butt. On the flip I'm lying there nude with no towel and she starts massaging my chest and stomach. I move my hand over to touch her while telling her how nice her hands feel and you would have thought I'd tasered her the way she jumped back from the table. Obviously a bad sign. She continued massage the front of my legs and stomach some more so I was hopefully that at least a HE was going to occur, but with no touching her since I've had that happen before in other places. But, she just finished up and said "all done" and walked out the door! So, I get up with a semi-hard junior and get dressed. She comes in and notices no tip left and asks about it. I told her that if she wants tips she needs to make sure I'm happy. She didn't like that at all. I just walked out and left with a case of blue balls. Why would I tip for nothing? I already paid the $80 for the massage so we're all square there.

So, I head out to Yu-Yu massage parlor since it's relatively close by. Figured that had to be guaranteed, although I thought B-Sister would have been to based on previous experiences. I get to Yu-Yu and of course a new girl I don't recognize is at the counter. I ask for a massage and she responds 1 or 1/2 hr. I say 1/2 hr and she says "we don't have 1 hr how about 1/2 hr". That was weird so I repeated 1/2 hour. She says "we don't have 1/2 hr right now". It appeared to me that she was quite high on something while talking to me. Conversation made no sense and only 1 car in the parking lot so I find it hard to believe they were busy. So, I leave and as I'm backing out I noticed her (I assume it was her since the windows on tinted and it was dark) watching me.

At this point, I rack my mind on where else to go. Thought about the Semoran / Colonial area, but I hadn't done any recent research on those places and didn't want to strike out again. Plus, I had to meet some friends out for drinks. So, I pulled into a shopping center and parked far away. I then unzipped, pulled out junior, and rubbed one out real quick into a napkin since there was no way I could meet up with friends and enjoy myself until I had the release I'd been anticipating! I tipped myself $40 since I'd done such a swell job and used both hands.

I'm sorry for the bad experience in both MPs, but couldn't resist the laugh! Good job tipping your self! U are amazing Hun!

Xoxoxxooxo

**Steve Pope** · 12-22-12 16:34

3rd owner, they are open again. Mount Dora / Tavares, SR 441. PM for the good, bad, and the details.

SP

**Ricky James1** · 12-22-12 15:46

So, yesterday I had the worst AMP day I believe I've ever had. I was in the mood for some intimate female interaction so I went to one of my favorite places. B Sister Spa. I hadn't been in 3 months, but always had a good time there with a girl there and would call it a GFE AMP experience. So, I get there and my girl isn't there so I take a new one. Her name was Carol. Avoid this girl like the plague! It started off nice enough with some good chatting during the massage. I eventually removed the towel and she was attentive to butt. On the flip I'm lying there nude with no towel and she starts massaging my chest and stomach. I move my hand over to touch her while telling her how nice her hands feel and you would have thought I'd tasered her the way she jumped back from the table. Obviously a bad sign. She continued massage the front of my legs and stomach some more so I was hopefully that at least a HE was going to occur, but with no touching her since I've had that happen before in other places. But, she just finished up and said "all done" and walked out the door! So, I get up with a semi-hard junior and get dressed. She comes in and notices no tip left and asks about it. I told her that if she wants tips she needs to make sure I'm happy. She didn't like that at all. I just walked out and left with a case of blue balls. Why would I tip for nothing? I already paid the $80 for the massage so we're all square there.

So, I head out to Yu-Yu massage parlor since it's relatively close by. Figured that had to be guaranteed, although I thought B-Sister would have been to based on previous experiences. I get to Yu-Yu and of course a new girl I don't recognize is at the counter. I ask for a massage and she responds 1 or 1/2 hr. I say 1/2 hr and she says "we don't have 1 hr how about 1/2 hr". That was weird so I repeated 1/2 hour. She says "we don't have 1/2 hr right now". It appeared to me that she was quite high on something while talking to me. Conversation made no sense and only 1 car in the parking lot so I find it hard to believe they were busy. So, I leave and as I'm backing out I noticed her (I assume it was her since the windows on tinted and it was dark) watching me.

At this point, I rack my mind on where else to go. Thought about the Semoran / Colonial area, but I hadn't done any recent research on those places and didn't want to strike out again. Plus, I had to meet some friends out for drinks. So, I pulled into a shopping center and parked far away. I then unzipped, pulled out junior, and rubbed one out real quick into a napkin since there was no way I could meet up with friends and enjoy myself until I had the release I'd been anticipating! I tipped myself $40 since I'd done such a swell job and used both hands.

**Rotazeta** · 12-22-12 14:09

Passed by what used to be Far Orient the other day. Looks like it's changed names to "Get The Point Acupuncture" or something along those lines. Anyone know the story? New owners? Same owners? I'd only been there once but overall had been pretty satisfied with the experience.

**BigDaddyV** · 12-22-12 12:57

Can anyone give me the contact info for Blue Moon in Longwood?

Thanks

**Wildbill2** · 12-21-12 19:49

I would avoid lexi and her cohort for the time being. They are acting sketchy and I don't like their location. I got a bad vibe there. MBS did get raided. Yet they still post. I have been tempted but I'm staying away from that place for a while. There is a good reason a few of those girls are on there own now. Tried to see roxy but there place is out of my way and I avoid driving too far. Recently tried out nikki. Seen her a couple times. This girls is hot. She looks young too. Havn't pushed the envelope with her but I think she could be accomodating. Also despite mixed review checked out tara a couple times. She has a nice place. The massage was actually very very good. It wasn't deep tissue but I didn't pay or ask for it but I was feeling great by the end. I can totally see how YMMV with tara. If you know what you are doing I'm sure she would love to have you as a return client. Wouldn't mind checking out her little friend either.

**Pcloser** · 12-21-12 18:44

Originally Posted by Jay7005 [View Original Post]

When that little number next to your name reaches 30, come back. At that time, I will be happy to fill you in on places all over Orlando. Of course, by that time, you will know them too. Until then, read the fucking file, get out there and report back, often. Quid pro quo, junior. Quid pro quo.

Don't be worried. I've probably read fifty pages back and utilitzed the search function. As far as the area of choice goes I haven't come up with much. I went out and had two experiences before I even created this profile. I research first :P

**Member #4565** · 12-21-12 18:37

Wow! Great intel, Marine. Thanks! Who is the one with the awesome 36 DD Naturals? Wow!

Montana.

Originally Posted by Marine77 [View Original Post]

Saw "psycho" Heather yesterday morning. No more bad reviews for her. I think she has the holiday spirit in her. One hour massage was "excellent"++. She has very soft hands and skin. A real woman. You just have to be a true gentleman and be respectful. I tried to ascertain whether or not she read the "forum". I did so, circuitously, so that she did not deduce that I was trying to get 411 from her. She does not RTFF as far as I could tell. Of course, if she reads this, we're all fucked! Heather is intuitive, sexy, teasing and smart. She just needs to be pampered somewhat and she has to feel comfortable before you can expect other "menu" items. I will repeat this weekend. PM me for more 411.

**Hotrodvfr** · 12-21-12 17:14

I believe Marine's review. Look back at my first comments on Heather, they were positive and I defended her. I enjoyed some expanded menu activities with her and everything was good, until it wasn't. So I know Heather can be fun. Unfortunately I have no idea what sets her at which point she becomes a psycho *****. I'll just say tread carefully my Marine friend because when shred goes off, and go off she shall, you'll have a live grenade with a pulled pin on your hands. I think there is the real danger with that one. Something about her just ain't right.

Originally Posted by Jay7005 [View Original Post]

No way. No fucking way. Haha. If you don't mind sharing, would be interested in some details. Because my experience was the complete opposite.

**Jay7005** · 12-21-12 16:36

Originally Posted by Pcloser [View Original Post]

Hey guys trying to find a decent spot in the maitland longwood area. Read quite a few pages back, but not finding much. If anyone knows of a place with a FS menu (even if it may be a bit further) please pm me and ill leave a review and of course pricing options at said location.

When that little number next to your name reaches 30, come back. At that time, I will be happy to fill you in on places all over Orlando. Of course, by that time, you will know them too. Until then, read the fucking file, get out there and report back, often. Quid pro quo, junior. Quid pro quo.

**Jay7005** · 12-21-12 16:31

Originally Posted by Marine77 [View Original Post]

Saw "psycho" Heather yesterday morning. No more bad reviews for her. I think she has the holiday spirit in her. One hour massage was "excellent"++. She has very soft hands and skin. A real woman. You just have to be a true gentleman and be respectful. I tried to ascertain whether or not she read the "forum". I did so, circuitously, so that she did not deduce that I was trying to get 411 from her. She does not RTFF as far as I could tell. Of course, if she reads this, we're all fucked! Heather is intuitive, sexy, teasing and smart. She just needs to be pampered somewhat and she has to feel comfortable before you can expect other "menu" items. I will repeat this weekend. PM me for more 411.

No way. No fucking way. Haha. If you don't mind sharing, would be interested in some details. Because my experience was the complete opposite.

**Marine77** · 12-21-12 16:04

Originally Posted by Pcloser [View Original Post]

Hey guys trying to find a decent spot in the maitland longwood area. Read quite a few pages back, but not finding much. If anyone knows of a place with a FS menu (even if it may be a bit further) please pm me and ill leave a review and of course pricing options at said location.

Closer; Your quote,"at said locations" tells me that you are either an attorney or LEO. No "normal" monger uses those types of phrases. So, which is it? Larry Zwieg, Jerry Demings, Paul Rooney or Jeff Ashton. Barolo is correct. Either way, no one is going to help you out after only a few posts. A few guys here, though not all, think I am possibly LEO. I am not LEO and we hope you're not either. However, you have to post veritable reviews either here on via PM. I have authenticated myself to some of my fellow "mogers" via PM. Still, two or three still have their doubts. I can't please everyone. Only my "providers".

**Robert 35** · 12-21-12 15:52

Originally Posted by Marine77 [View Original Post]

Saw "psycho" Heather yesterday morning. No more bad reviews for her. I think she has the holiday spirit in her. One hour massage was "excellent"++. She has very soft hands and skin. A real woman. You just have to be a true gentleman and be respectful. I tried to ascertain whether or not she read the "forum". I did so, circuitously, so that she did not deduce that I was trying to get 411 from her. She does not RTFF as far as I could tell. Of course, if she reads this, we're all fucked! Heather is intuitive, sexy, teasing and smart. She just needs to be pampered somewhat and she has to feel comfortable before you can expect other "menu" items. I will repeat this weekend. PM me for more 411.

Was surprised to read this review. I've checked out pyscho Heather before and my opinion was pretty much the same as everyone else. Guess this is why the USMC always goes in first. Oorah!

**Barolo** · 12-21-12 14:56

Originally Posted by Pcloser [View Original Post]

Hey guys trying to find a decent spot in the maitland longwood area. Read quite a few pages back, but not finding much. If anyone knows of a place with a FS menu (even if it may be a bit further) please pm me and ill leave a review and of course pricing options at said location.

Why don't you look up a few areas in that area, go to a few and than review them!

**C Fombarlet** · 12-21-12 13:35

Hi Team,

Every now and then I get a hankering for that fair skinned, hard-body, red-haired Heather Carolin look. For example:

http://www.clubheathercarolin.com/

There was a young lady in the MBS rotation at one point that intrigued me but I never partook. Did anyone ever have any experience with her and / or know her name? We're hoping she's gone independent as a number of others, but that's probably too much to ask. If you know her, don't hesitate to pass on the rumor that I just might be an easy lay.

Thanks in advance. Happy Holidays.

C