Massage Parlor Reports

[TopGun9181]

This opened up new in front of OLD TOWN on 192. Will be visiting soon anyone have any 411 on iit PM me.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...7-3951/7466766

[Loving302]

I haven't heard that term in years, although I seem to remember Tony Soprano talking about moulinyans a time or two.

The word has two distinct meaning:

Moulinyan

Phonetic spelling of mulignane. Italian for eggplant. Also moolie. Racial insult toward blacks.

Pat Cooper sang about mulignane covered in tomato sauce and cheese, as in Eggplant Parmesan.

Tony Soprano was not talking about eggplant?

[Snake12]

You better have ItalianNY explain what a "Mouli" is. I'm not touching that with a ten foot pole, even though I love eggplant, c'mon Goomba go for it! LOL

I haven't heard that term in years, although I seem to remember Tony Soprano talking about moulinyans a time or two.

[OrlandoGuy123]

Did you receive my pm?

Yup. Just replied.

[ItalianNY]

Gentlemen: News flash."Fox News" alert (LOL). Tara-Marie and Jenna are still,"bringing it" in spite of some of the negative comments I've heard on here about them. Tara-Marie is still awesome with those succulent,"H" series, life giving breasts of hers! OMFG! However, I noticed just a slight, very slight hint of some under arm body odor, but nothing at all that would be classified as offensive in any way. Trust me guys. Maybe it was because she was working so "diligently" on my "massage" that she got a little "overheated". Other than that, she smelled and tasted beautiful, delicious and sexy! She reminds me a little bit of "Roxy" from MBS. They both have that "girl next door" "innocent" look about them. Tara just needs to be aware of the issue and correct it. Again, my fellow "Goombas, it was a very faint, barely noticeable odor. It's just that I am very particular about Hygiene on a woman, like I am sure most of the guys here are. To some guys it does not matter. I understand that. PM me for more "jism", oops, I mean more info on Tara Marie and Jenna. Again, these girls have an enjoyable "menu" and I don't know why the other posters from a couple of weeks ago had all "elbows" from a "lazy" Jenna. Alright, I got to get off my fucking laptop now and get back to work, or my boss is going to get pissed, or, at least he'll want "Jersey's" phone number! Ciao.

[Jay7005]

Met a new girl. Found her on Backpage. Just moved here from Pacific Northwest. Seemed a little forward by Florida standards. (Like being too open discussing menu and extras. She is very blunt about it). Working from a dumpy house converted to office. Place was dirty. Animal stains on carpet, and a faint smell like maybe a skunk had once lived there.

Now, for the good. She is AA, mid 20s with a smoking hot body. Guessing 5'5" maybe 115 with large Ds that hang beautifully. Multiple options on menu. I opted for topless hand job. She crawled up on table and offered Russian without me asking. Those hangers wrapped around my Johnson was a fantastic sight. 60 for 30 plus tipped 60.

If you want name, location or other details, PM. Seniors and guys I know only. Sorry dudes, too any people getting arrested lately. Need to be safe.

[ItalianNY]

At the end of the day it all boils down to what the comedian Lewis Black once said about why so many people got mad about Bill Clinton getting a blow job from Monica: "because they didn't get one."

I'd bet these cops are getting hummers from MPs like the rest of us. Hell, if it was my job to look at backpage ads all day I'd be masturbating all the time and horny as hell!

Rick: Actually I thought Monica was very cute. She got hit pretty hard by the right wingers and special prosecutor Kenneth Starr, remember him? That guy was a real douchebag going after poor Monica like that. It's ok Monica, ItalianNY will take good care of you! P. S. Do you do outcalls, baby! LOL

[FloridaBum]

Yeah, you don't see COPS busting the M4M massage scene which is quite active in Orlando too.

At the end of the day it all boils down to what the comedian Lewis Black once said about why so many people got mad about Bill Clinton getting a blow job from Monica: "because they didn't get one."

I'd bet these cops are getting hummers from MPs like the rest of us. Hell, if it was my job to look at backpage ads all day I'd be masturbating all the time and horny as hell!

[ItalianNY]

You better have ItalianNY explain what a "Mouli" is. I'm not touching that with a ten foot pole, even though I love eggplant, c'mon Goomba go for it! LOL

VS: I'm still trying to figure out WTF "ches a deetche" means! LOL Wikipedia says "Mouli" is a hand held food tool used for "pureeing" and grating cheeses and food. Hey VS: I wonder if "Jersey" girl has a "Mouli" in her arsenal. LOL. Ciao

[Wildbill2]

Against my better judgement I decided to partake. I'm not going to again till this craziness dies down again. The girls are spooked. I'm not sure if its true but mbs got busted last week. They are still posting ads. Has anyone been? Its possible its a sting operation. I'm laying low. My 2cents. You can see a roxy and natasha are on there own now.

[Ricky James1]

At the end of the day it all boils down to what the comedian Lewis Black once said about why so many people got mad about Bill Clinton getting a blow job from Monica: "because they didn't get one."

I'd bet these cops are getting hummers from MPs like the rest of us. Hell, if it was my job to look at backpage ads all day I'd be masturbating all the time and horny as hell!

[VerySlowly]

The politicians, criminals, and LEO are like a trinity, like the three stooges, like the three musketeers. One for all and all for one. Would it surprise anyone if some big shot AMP owner pulled the strings and told a politician in pocket which competition they wanted taken out, who then told MBI who they wanted busted. Why are there no mouli massage parlors with hot little bubble butts running around playing yanky my wanky. As whatever happens goes down, let's review the property owners just to see who gets busted and who doesn't get busted.

You better have ItalianNY explain what a "Mouli" is. I'm not touching that with a ten foot pole, even though I love eggplant, c'mon Goomba go for it! LOL

[VerySlowly]

Just so much BS. It sounds good in the newspapers and the TV and scares some customers but it is BS in the first degree. Proving a landlord who rented to a person or corporation that is licensed by the state to perform ethical massage by saying he knew or should have known illegal activities were being carried on in the building that is a state licensed premises is ridiculous.

They cannot even close the premises when a massage tech is arrested for violating the law they can only arrest the violator, not the owner of the business. Landlord no way.

A premises can be closed when it is declared a "Public Nuisance" but this is generally used to close "Dive" bars and clubs that have constant police activity regarding fights, drugs etc. In other words if the police are called to a bar 122 times to a bar in six months it will be declared a public nuisance (after a court hearing, this can take Years) and the state will pull it's license.

Have no fear Massage fans, unless the state statutes are changed dramatically you will be old and grey before you cannot get a massage in Orlando, remember this, most commercial property landlords are tough, some are lawyers, all have lawyers and many are very wealthy and they are not going to lay down and die because some MBI bureaucrat runs his mouth to the media. MBI is FOS and they damn well know it-VS

[MathGeek]

Wound up in Kissimmee again, so I thought I'd try another place. This time I wound up at Spa Asia (or something like that) at 535 and Irlo Bronson. 80 for the hour, pretty girl, but a little older. Late 30's maybe early 40's.

Started with a TS, which was much nicer than in my last report. She took her time, and made sure all the important parts were clean. Afterward, it was off to the room for the massage.

The massage itself was also much better than in my last report. It was a very thorough massage, with lots of attention to the back and shoulders where I needed it. It could have been a tad harder, but she was a small girl. I'm not sure she had it in her. There was some light touch and nice teasing before the flip. On the flip, there was no negotiation, and a standard finish with lots of skin and roaming.

The only real downside was after the flip, things were getting going, and the door suddenly slid open and the other girl stuck her head in to have a conversation with my masseuse. I almost jumped out of my skin. Fortunatly, that conversation was cut extremely short, but it was still more than a little nerve-wracking.

Overall, it was a good time, and I would consider repeating if in the area.

[MrFuat]

I dreamt I'd gone out of this world and met with Rubee. I'm about convinced she lives there, as she is there every visit. I went for the. 7 special, skipped the TS and asked for it hard. Her little Korean hands sure have a grip, she kneaded firmly before climbing on the table and using her heel and toes to get deeper. She was very specific and hit certain places, not the walk around I've had before. Overall it was good, more therapeutic than enjoyable or relaxing though. After the flip she plays a bit then starts her usual faux-job! Very skilled handshake accompanied by bobbing and sucking noises. I tried to encourage the real thing but it's not on the menu for me. Terrific finish and hot hot towel cleanup. Just to note, I did inspect the towels and sheets prior to laying down and they had fold marks and smelled clean. She noticed my inspection and assured me they were clean. Of course, the definition of clean varies from person to person but they seemed OK to me.