Massage Parlor Reports

[MathGeek]

I found myself in Kissimmee, so I thought I'd try out one of the local places. Due to the convenience and the late hour, I opted for T&C.

The girl was pretty, and I'd say in her late 20's or early 30's. I arrived about 45 minutes before closing, expecting to settle for 1/2 hour. She said that it was OK, and that I could have an hour if I wanted. So I opted for the hour, even though I fully expected to be shorted on time.

All of the places I tend to go give the TS first, followed by the massage, and then hot towels to clean up the oil. However, in this case, she insisted on doing the TS last. I wasn't thrilled about that, but I'm not one to argue much, so I said fine. So I got undressed and layed on the table.

The massage wasn't so much a massage as a body rub. It felt good, but it was not what I would consider thorough. After about 40 minutes came the flip, some light touch, and a standard ending with some roaming and a good look (and feel) at her natural B's. The ending itself was over fairly quickly, though it didn't feel rushed. It was what it was.

After clean up, it was off to the TS. THIS part felt rushed. I'm guessing since it was techinically after close, she wanted me out of there. Her attitude changed from sweet to somewhat blunt, and quickly went through the motions. Not all parts were soaped, and I'm pretty sure not all of the soap was rinsed. She made a half hearted attempt at drying me off, and then when she left to go get me some water, I grabbed the towel and re-dried myself before getting dressed.

In-to-out was just under an hour. So while not technically the full amount of time, at least it wasn't 35 minutes like some hours I've paid for.

Overall, it got the job done, but I don't think I'd repeat unless I was out of other reasonable options.

On a positive note, I will say that I liked was the construction of their table shower. Rather than the plastic / fiberglass / whatever of most places, this was a laquered wood table (with rubber pad) , with channels to direct the water away. Plus it was in the center of the room (instead of up against a wall) so you could be tended from all sides as necessary.

[Barolo]

WARNING-PSYCHO.

I booked an appointment with Valerie today for a bodyrub! I followed her directions and went to hotel in Altamonte. I walked into her room and the place stunk with cigarette smoke. I told her I can't stay in that room with it smelling this bad. Her comment was, I sprayed! I decided not to stay. The second issue, her pictures are very old. She sent me a text message about 10 minutes after I left saying she could get another room. I told her, I was already on 1-4, I do prefer non-smoking providers, especially with bodyrubs. I also told her about the pictures. The psycho in her came out. Over the next few hours I received MANY text messages yelling at me, calling me a jerk, etc. I finally had to block her number.

http://theultimatetouch.snappages.com

[BuffGuy111]

As a new Monger I know my roll and will wait my time till the seniors trust me. Do my research and recon as you should already know from all the jarhead quotes you seem to post more than any mongering experiences to bring to the board. I'm a retired Navy Chief but my contributions to the board are based on recon and research. Hell maybe I should have been a jarhead LOL. Come on Marine give us some stuff to go with so we know you are trying just as hard as the rest of us.

Buff

Marine buddy, you have to start doing your own recon. One of the answers to your question was posted by"Barolo" two posts below yours. When a new member keeps asking questions it makes older members suspicious of your agenda. Both of these ladies have been discussed at length on the board. If you want information you must first search and read the different threads before you "pull the trigger" with a question. If you don't others will see you as a "Post builder or post padder" looking to attain credibility and senior status without ever posting any useful information. Senior members will not trust you and as a result you will never get any "PM" or "Back channel" tips or info.

My god man you asked if "Jersey Girl" was really worth it, that question alone tells us that you don't read or comprehend the threads because if you had you would know how that question opens you to ridicule. Jersey Girl challenged you to "Bring it" Have you? If you have post your experience, or at least some experiences.

My suggestion is to read all the threads as far back as possible, open up locked threads from previous years, they are only locked to posting, not reading. See some ladies, take some risks as there are no guarantees in any experience however if you see a lady with splendid reviews chances are greatly increased that you will enjoy yourself.

I'm just giving you some tips and suggestions, what you do with them are up to you-VS

[VerySlowly]

I have read a little bit about these two. Are they worth the trip? I have not seen either of them, although I think I saw a BP ad under "massage" with Jenna and Tara Marie. They looked "legit". The Jenna woman looks older, maybe 35-40 years old. Tara-Marie is very pretty based upon her photo and appears to be 25 years old, or so. Wow, she looks like she has quite a large "rack"! Are they the same women? Are they new on BP? Maybe I can TOFTT. Any 411 would be great, thanks.

Marine buddy, you have to start doing your own recon. One of the answers to your question was posted by"Barolo" two posts below yours. When a new member keeps asking questions it makes older members suspicious of your agenda. Both of these ladies have been discussed at length on the board. If you want information you must first search and read the different threads before you "pull the trigger" with a question. If you don't others will see you as a "Post builder or post padder" looking to attain credibility and senior status without ever posting any useful information. Senior members will not trust you and as a result you will never get any "PM" or "Back channel" tips or info.

My god man you asked if "Jersey Girl" was really worth it, that question alone tells us that you don't read or comprehend the threads because if you had you would know how that question opens you to ridicule. Jersey Girl challenged you to "Bring it" Have you? If you have post your experience, or at least some experiences.

My suggestion is to read all the threads as far back as possible, open up locked threads from previous years, they are only locked to posting, not reading. See some ladies, take some risks as there are no guarantees in any experience however if you see a lady with splendid reviews chances are greatly increased that you will enjoy yourself.

I'm just giving you some tips and suggestions, what you do with them are up to you-VS

[ItalianNY]

Yeah, Angel looks almost TGTBT. Seriously, fellas.

[Gentleman 100]

I have read a little bit about these two. Are they worth the trip? I have not seen either of them, although I think I saw a BP ad under "massage" with Jenna and Tara Marie. They looked "legit". The Jenna woman looks older, maybe 35-40 years old. Tara-Marie is very pretty based upon her photo and appears to be 25 years old, or so. Wow, she looks like she has quite a large "rack"! Are they the same women? Are they new on BP? Maybe I can TOFTT. Any 411 would be great, thanks.

I used to see her. I have not seen her recently, but I hear that she has put on a lot of weight (not recent photo). She has a large rack, but the service was limited.

I would wait and go someplace else instead of TOFTT. Be safe.

[TheJester]

How used were they? Ehhhh?

Getting a lot of queries and feedback on the whole used towel thing so let me provide some details:

The towels she reused were the ones she had draped on me so they soaked up some of the massage oil but nothing else. She didn't reuse the cleanup towels so whoever was in there after me was at least clear in that regard.

Cosmos doesn't have a mamasan so there wasn't anyone to point out the issue to. I didn't say anything to the therapist because her English was really weak. I could tell when I talked to her about other stuff that she just wasn't understanding me.

That's definitely more than I can say for NT, which is why I stopped going there. The last time I was at NT, which was a good while ago now, the lady refolded and re-spread ALL of the towels. I didn't nut during that visit because she really turned me off but still, watching those towels get reused utterly grossed me out.

I'm NOT trying to bash Cosmos here. I'll repeat: I've had many great experiences there and this is the first time I've ever seen the towels getting reused.

[Member #4882]

Hadn't been to Cosmos in a while so I thought I'd check things out. I drew Sophia, who has only been there about a month now. Very attractive Korean lady. She has a nice body with a good pair of C's and great nipples.

So I asked for a hard massage and she delivered. Really well. Ruby at OHT is my ATF because she always gives such a great deep massage, Sophia came close to Ruby's skill level.

Then came the flip. Sophia did a very nice job with the handshake. She was rather reluctant to let the girls out to play though, so it was difficult gaining access to those great nips.

All in all a quality experience, with one MAJOR drawback. After we finished she folded up the used towels for the next client. I HATE when they reuse towels!

Normally, I will not repeat at a location where they reuse towels, but having had many quality experiences there I will probably give them another chance and see if it happens again. None of the other ladies have done that when I've visited Cosmos but I'll definitely be watching closely in the future.

How used were they? Ehhhh?

[Gelbm]

All in all a quality experience, with one MAJOR drawback. After we finished she folded up the used towels for the next client. I HATE when they reuse towels!

Normally, I will not repeat at a location where they reuse towels, but having had many quality experiences there I will probably give them another chance and see if it happens again. None of the other ladies have done that when I've visited Cosmos but I'll definitely be watching closely in the future.

Query please? Did you bring this obvious issue to the attention of the proprietor of the establishment? Or at the very least remind the masseuse of the inappropriate nature of her actions?

[TheJester]

Hadn't been to Cosmos in a while so I thought I'd check things out. I drew Sophia, who has only been there about a month now. Very attractive Korean lady. She has a nice body with a good pair of C's and great nipples.

So I asked for a hard massage and she delivered. Really well. Ruby at OHT is my ATF because she always gives such a great deep massage, Sophia came close to Ruby's skill level.

Then came the flip. Sophia did a very nice job with the handshake. She was rather reluctant to let the girls out to play though, so it was difficult gaining access to those great nips.

All in all a quality experience, with one MAJOR drawback. After we finished she folded up the used towels for the next client. I HATE when they reuse towels!

Normally, I will not repeat at a location where they reuse towels, but having had many quality experiences there I will probably give them another chance and see if it happens again. None of the other ladies have done that when I've visited Cosmos but I'll definitely be watching closely in the future.

[Marine77]

Yes, tried and true.

I have read a little bit about these two. Are they worth the trip? I have not seen either of them, although I think I saw a BP ad under "massage" with Jenna and Tara Marie. They looked "legit". The Jenna woman looks older, maybe 35-40 years old. Tara-Marie is very pretty based upon her photo and appears to be 25 years old, or so. Wow, she looks like she has quite a large "rack"! Are they the same women? Are they new on BP? Maybe I can TOFTT. Any 411 would be great, thanks.

[Richrich]

Yes, tried and true.

They both are still giving HE to old clients and Jenna BJ to older clients

[Barolo]

I must agree. I saw Tara some while ago and it was not very good. All the good reviews on Tara. I do not understand them unless they wrote the reviews themselves. Give me a good.

AMP any day. Why can you not find a GOOD American massage therapist.

They both are still giving HE to old clients and Jenna BJ to older clients

[Barolo]

I saw Jenna last week, she adverstises with Tara marie. Why did I waste my time and effort. I had the worse massage of my life. I figured I would get a good massage. But all I got was elbows and forearms dug in me. Did not go for or ask for a dream ending. Just don't waste your efforts like I did. I really like massage and get them all the time. Wish I could find a good trained therapist dream ending or not. The elbows are just a lazy therapist with sore hands.

Absolutely she has become tired and lazy. She still is giving HE to old clients and BJ to older clients.

[Indian Chief]

Hi fellow monger, visiting your fair town for visit over Christmas holidays and will have a day or 2 for some R&R for self. Looking for some refs for AMPs or MPs. I am reading the reports but locations and names are hard to figure.

Thanks in advance for any help.

Peace.

IC