Massage Parlor Reports

[Splooge McDuck]

Well, it was only a matter of time before this happened. Here's the S McMonger Style remix! LOL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiE2W31n-TE "Gangnam Stlye" Instrumental. Sing along!

Flash Mob the AMP, I'm lookin for some chocha / Want a massage, a blowjob, a fuck & a table botcha.

Some hot girlie to service me & worship my bonah / Then say "Mahalo, Aloha!"

Mamasan no care, if I pay the house fee now or later, she know I take care / Give me an hour & I'll go 2 pops with your top ho there.

Or give me two chicks to dick, & they goin have to share / What's in my underwear.

I want that ho, to give me a bang so, I can blow, my big fat load / I want that ho, to give me a bang so, I can blow, my big fat load.

Get some head, some sex & Splooge all over the bed with a 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10!

Horny Monger Style!

Monger Style!

Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Horny Monger Style!

Monger Style!

Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Horny Monger Style!

Eiiiight-Oh-Eight lady / Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Horny Monger Style!

Eiiiight-Oh-Eight lady / Get up off of that couch let's go now / Let me show you my Monger Style!

S McMonger Stylah

[JoeKher]

Found this board in June and damn thanks for all the info everyone! Wish I found this earlier would have saved me some bucks!

Wanted to add a summary of all the ladies I've tried over the summer, followed everyones recommendations so here goes the summer all stars.

Honey (Ginza)

Looks. What can I say no one was exagerating! She is fine! I mean damn if I saw her at a club / bar she would be one of the finest girls there. 10 all the way.

Service. This is where she goes downhill like all super hot girls they lack in personality / service especially I hate to say it local girls (think about it in hawaii have you ever had a hot waitress / bartender / whaterver give good excellent customer service). Like some reports stated she is a down ass chick, very homey status but I can tell she is a feisty one and has a bit of an attitude. First off I finally was able to get an appointment got there went to the room and waited prob 20 min! I didn't realize how long it was until I started paying attention, was about to walk out and see WTF was going on but she walks in and damn I couldn't believe how hot she was! Made me forget how mad I was about waiting. She gave me some BS excuse but then went into action. Seemed very rush she didn't really like me touching her no DFK, DATY as you all know. She quickly gave CBJ and then straight to business, I could tell she wanted me to pop quick and I did (to my standards) since she was so fucking hot and the way she grabs the towel when your doing her doggy was damn so sexy. She talked with me for a bit but sat so far away from me that I seriously felt like I was on those bad dates where you know the girl already put you in the friend zone! When it was all over I emphasized again how I couldn't believe how hot she was and she hinted that I should tip her more (fuckin annoying) but I gave her standard tip. ZERO GFE.

Overall. If you just want to have a quick fuck on a really really really hot girl then Honey is the one! But when I say quick I mean quick I waited about 20 min prob more and my entire session was prob only 20. 30 min with her. Don't expect any extras.

Unknown local girl, forgot her name (Ginza)

Looks. I was drunk one night and stumbled into Ginza looking for honey but she wasnt there and saw this pretty fine looking local girl sitting on the couch so decided to try her out. She was mixed maybe puartagese, white, with hawaiian, and some asian? Not sure but not bad looking not as fine as Honey but pretty damn fine, would make me look twice if I saw her out somewhere. 7.5/8.

Service. Better service then Honey, she let me suck on her nipples and play with her kitty and shit, but what was annoying as fuck was how she kept asking me if I had more money to tip her! I was drunk so I think she either took all my money or I just gave it to her! Wasnt that much prob 40 more than standard but damn she would not shut up about getting more money I remember her even telling me to go the ATM machine! The service was good but I would not repeat because she kept on pushing for more than standard charge! Now if she gave some BB or DFK then maybe. Would not repeat or reccomend.

Kathy (Golden Queen)

Looks. I wanted to try Kathy because reports said she was a mainland american asian. I prefer Asian american over FOBS. I personally found her really sexy, tall with nice long legs, nice body, and tits (I'm a tits man over ass). IMHO I thought she was hot not honey hot but pretty damn hot and worth the wait, when I first got there Mama told me I had to come back in about 30 min. 8.5.

Service. Damn this girl knows how to fuck! Her nice long legs and moans were getting me on so bad! Seriously this girl knows how to move her body so good and for a tall girl she was still pretty tight. All covered and DFK but didn't bother me! I would definitely repeat!

Aki (Rose)

Looks. Aki was the oposite of Honey, Honey's looks were so hyped that I didn't think it would live up to it but damn I was wrong. Aki's looks have been hyped up big time too but when I saw her didn't meet my expectations. She is still really hot and she has that Japanese pornstar look (even though she is korean, I asked her twice because she really reminded me of a japanese fob girl).

Service. Speaking of that she fucks like a Japanese porn star, I kept thinking during the whole session felt like I was shooting a japanese porn LOL! Lots of DFK LOL I love DFK but damn she goes all out! What I didn't like was how sensitive she got after she came, I couldn't really touch her down there she kept hiding it from me and she finished me off with a HJ. I didn't get the BBBJ but the DFK was nice. Good GFE too, she hung out with me after and we cuddled talked and continued DFK. Prob one of the best when it comes to GFE. Would repeat!

Naomi (Kisson)

Looks. She was the first all star I kept reading about when I found this site back in June. I love my eurasion girls and was excited that there was one at an AMP! She was much older than I thought LOL she told me she was 24 but NO WaY! She has got to be in her mid to late 30's. She has a nice tan body, looks like she runs and keeps in shape. 7.

Service. BB everything LOL! She was my first BB experience at an AMP and damn that was nice. Sex was good but she doesn't moan too much and at the begining to almost halfway through it seemed like she was just going through the motions, she got into it after but it felt very mechanical. Still her BBBJ is good and her DFK was nice too, I prefer her DFK over Aki but thats just me. She has an inteligence about her and a certain kindness, if she's still around I would definitely try her out if you haven't yet. She seems like she's not going to last in this business.

Chanelle! (seven)

Looks. Damn the one and only finally got to try her out! I missed my chance last year but finally got in a session. Damn nice hot tanned body and you can tell she works out hard at the gym! I remember rubbing my hands all over her body wow no one is exagerating because she def has that import model hotness too her. She was slightly older looking than I though I was expecting someone in the mid twenties but she looked more like she was in her early 30s, but still hot as hell. Score 9.

Service. Wow someone on the board said she puts everyone else to shame! And she does! I'm not going to repeat one everyone else has said or ruin the experience for any of you but she is definitely worth more than standard! LOL if I had more money to spend I think I would gave her a grand! She doesn't rush you and she makes you feel so comfortable and the way she stares at you is just mesmorizing! She really knows how to service if I didn't know any better I would have thought she went to some special AMP service school LOL! Would repeat over and over and over and over again.

Big booty Yuri (seven)

Looks. When I first went to her a few years back she was fine as hell! I love my asian american girls so I would have rated her looks a 9 back then. NOw though she lost it big time! She gained a lot of weight and looks like she aged 10 yrs. So sad. Still looks ok last time I saw her but got to say her looks went down big time. LOL if you search the internet there are some pictures of her modeling at car shows and partying it up in those honolulu scene pics. Current score 5.

Service. When I first went to her a few years back she gave top notch service. But at the end of last year her service went down big time, she even nicely told me not to come back and see her! Wow I got rejected by a AMP girl? Haven't been with her in a while but figured I throw her in my massive review just because. Would not repeat becasue she pretty much told me not too LOL.

Overall if your looking for the perfect session can't go wrong with Channelle!

If you want to bang a reallly really hot girl then Honey is the one, IMHO Honey is prob the finest one out there no joke! But of course since she so hot service not to good.

Honorable mention goes to Kathy, she doesn't get talked about too much but if you haven't tried her I would definitely giver her a try.

As for me I'm craving some pinay now so either Joy (ginza) or Lia (Tokyo spa) not sure which one yet, but I might just skip it and have another session with Chanelle!

Definately an all star list. Did you get to sample Sugar from Kison atleast? Naomi is definately second string compared to Sugar.

[JoeKher]

So Mayflower has been a hit and miss lately but Yoyo is getting it back on track, the place is the super nice and very clean, Kitty is a WINNER IMHO 5' 22yr old 90lb spinner from vegas, it's her first time in Hawaii and says she loves sex and cums hard, good massage said she trained in LA, then the BBBJ nice slow and very sensual WOW one of the best I've had from a young girl in a long time, let me play with her kitty and nice perky 34Bs that look real but are MM, cfs in multiple positions and nani was tight, lot of dirty talk and said she O'd, then she asked if I was going t cum I said yes she said CIM and pulled off the cover and I let it rip, she sucked out every drop out, she didn't swallow but did say she like the taste of cum, after we steam shower together, some small talk and lfk, very sweet girl, will repeat 100% again. Please be nice to her guys L / 7. 5 S / 9 A / 9

22yr old? Julie is going to have to waight if this is true.

[Panda Bike]

JogaBrazil,

Mimi at Pine Tree is known for the best massage and a great HE. This is from lots of her posts. But you have to tell her first that you were told she gives a great massage.

She will be back October 4th if sooner I post her new return date.

Bros,

Any AMPs actually give you a great massage? With just a HE? It seems most of them are geared to just have sex. No complaints. But, what if I wanted a legitimate massage. And, just a HE. Any recommendations?

JB

[Atmatic123]

One of the best reports I had read, fine literature you stud get the cream of crops.

Poke

Thanks for the props! Just Wanted to give back to the community.

Thanks to every body on this board for helping me locate the cream of the crops! Before I found this board I was doing the random walk in routine and most of the time it was a miss for me. But now with this board hopefully I keep hitting the home runs!

[Atmatic123]

Certainly an all star list man. Besides that unknown local girl who kept trying to get more $ out of you LOL. Thanks for all the reviews & hope to read more from ya in the future.

S Mc

Thanks Splooge McDuck! Ill def keep posting. I'm thinking of trying Julie at ichiban next.

[Atmatic123]

Great reporting from a relative newbie! Keep the info flowing! Good job Brother Atmatic123! Lookin fwd to your future posts!

Pinay meat: No forget Lala Rappongi.

Be Safe,

I808

LOL I tried Lala last year but didn't include her in my post since my post was mainly about my summer spent trying all the all stars that all you guys talked about! I didn't care for Lala, I went in drunk and she looked super fine (beer goggles LOL) but she asked for fee upfront and then the sex was so mechanical she didn't moan at all it was so weird it was like fucking a girl with her pleasure sensors removed! I saw her again when I took a friend to rapongi when I was sober and wasnt too impressed if her session was better then I would repeat but nope nothing worth repeating. Upon my research I'm thinking of fullfilling my pinay craving with either Joy (ginza) or Lia (Tokyo spa). If you tried them any info would be appreciated!

[Atmatic123]

Is hon still avail at ginz? Does she take walk ins?

Also where is thia pick of yuri? LOL

Honey works from Tues. Friday (although she said sometimes she doesn't come in on fridays) I had to make an appointment, I doubt she would be avail for a walk in since she only works 3-4 days a week, I would call ginza on tues or wed and make an appointment thats what I did so good luck!

LOL I might post the pic of yuri in the seven forum if not then ill PM it to you hahaha.

[Atmatic123]

Thanks Atmatic123 and JogaBrazil! Hope you guys keep posting. Kathy sounds like a world of fun. American Asian, the twins and an effort in service. All I needed to know.

Thanks Mazeno! But def try kathy IMHO she's worth a try. Ill try to keep posting but running out of funds. Next I would really like to try Julie who is now at ichiban seems to be another all star.

[Blake123]

Is that Julie from Ginza?

Yes. She's back at Ichiban now.

[Splooge McDuck]

Thanks Atmatic123 and JogaBrazil! Hope you guys keep posting. Kathy sounds like a world of fun. American Asian, the twins and an effort in service. All I needed to know.

GQ-Kathy.

A=9 Oh yah, Mazebro. I can't believe I forgot about her. U know when you were asking about chicks with great personalitys that are real easy to get good chemistry with on 1st time sessions? I would put Kathy at 5th place, right up there with Jio, Annie, Shia & Chanel forealz dude. Kathy is so damn cool & she real funny. I think you would like her.

L=8. 7 Straight up, when I 1st met her, Kathy was one of the few who I thought her body rivals the bod of all bodz, The Million. (Like Joy at Nirvana right now, OMFG YUM!) Kathy still got a great body, but she was even hotter & so much tighter before IMO. Well she was 2 years younger too, so that helped LOL. Epic tatas too. Love them fake football shaped funbags on her chest.

S=9 And yah, she's a giver in bed. A caring nurturer LOL (Half Baked)

S Mc

[Splooge McDuck]

Is hon still avail at ginz? Does she take walk ins?

Also where is thia pick of yuri? LOL

Honey is at Ginza right now. Hehe, too bad this post of mine won't show up till morning & she will be gone by 3 am LOL. But, she should be working again tomorrow (Wednesday 9/19/12 from 9 pm to 3 am)

She does take walk ins but she is almost always booked so it might be a better idea to try calling Ginza to see if she is available.

Honey is easily one of the hottest chicks working right now. Some would say she IS the hottest & I would not call them crazy. The Honey is spinner-winner-perfection at it's finest.

S Mc

[On The Prowl]

So Mayflower has been a hit and miss lately but Yoyo is getting it back on track, the place is the super nice and very clean, Kitty is a WINNER IMHO 5' 22yr old 90lb spinner from vegas, it's her first time in Hawaii and says she loves sex and cums hard, good massage said she trained in LA, then the BBBJ nice slow and very sensual WOW one of the best I've had from a young girl in a long time, let me play with her kitty and nice perky 34Bs that look real but are MM, cfs in multiple positions and nani was tight, lot of dirty talk and said she O'd, then she asked if I was going t cum I said yes she said CIM and pulled off the cover and I let it rip, she sucked out every drop out, she didn't swallow but did say she like the taste of cum, after we steam shower together, some small talk and lfk, very sweet girl, will repeat 100% again. Please be nice to her guys L / 7. 5 S / 9 A / 9

[Stangman808]

Where is golden massage located? What's the contact # What was the total damage? Is FS offered with her aswell?

Golden Massage is located at 2357 South Beretania Street (corner of South Beretania and Isenberg Street). Telephone 941-7147, and it has been posted in other reports that Sara offers FS.

Google Map:

http://goo.gl/maps/rx2fo

[Hilifter37]

Anyways. She is soooo hot. I kept looking at all the mirrors. At her hotness. And. Soon enough. Bam! Mission accomplished. Now I know some of you have no problems finishing round 2. Heck some of you can hit many rounds. But for me. It has been a loooooooooooong time since I've completed a round 2. My recovery time is measured in days. But, thank you bobbi. You made me feel like a teenager again. I had a great time there! I will definitely be back. In fact, now I worry that I'm liking this AMP thing too much! I can't believe I waited this long to try. 2 spots. 2 days and a bobbi rang my round 2 bell. Great weekend!

-joga on!

You lucky dawgs with multi-pops! I only popped 2x in the last 6 visits, in no particular order with (Jio, Nabe, Chanel, Salina, Reina, Hime). What is your guys' secret? Anyways, thanks for the good report, my next will be Ichi with Bobbie and Julie. I wish I played pro baseball, because with that ave I would be a millionaire, instead of blue balled so often. LOL