Strip Club Reports

[Horn Dog Too]

Great quick time at Bogart's on Tuesday afternoon. Quite possibly the shortest time I've ever spent in a "gentleman's" club. Walked in and paid the cover, and ordered a beer at the bar. Two ladies approached separately within 2 minutes."No thanks, I'm just chillin for now." Third lady. 2 minutes later, didn't ask for an invitation to sit, just sat next to me. She was a lovely brunette, with C+ naturals, and a dazzling smile."How are you" she says. I say,"just wonderful, much better now. How are you?" She says,"Lonely, bored and horny" I say "damn, I hate when that happens." About ten words later she says she needs a dick in her mouth. What a coincidence. I need a place to put mine. We negotiate a deal, off to the VIP, and I'm smilin' big and back in the bar to finish my beer in three songs. Funny, I didn, t get her name and she didn't ask mine. Two other ladies approached in the time it took to finish my beer, but I had to tell them I left a large part of myself in the VIP already. Sorry. Total time in to out was about 20 minutes. But it was a great 20 minutes.

[Smith11]

I just recently started working downtown and was wondering if there was any recent info about the Bouzouki club. I've searched the forum but there isn't anything recent.

Thanks!

[Member #4934]

I always stop to put gas in my car, and make sure to get the drips on my hands. Run them around and soon no perfume can penetrate that odor. However it has been years since I've danced with a stripper wearing perfume. Lotion yes, but I've been fortunate to avoid perfume (and glitter!).

Definitely keep Wet Ones and / or baby wipes in your car, and bring the pocket kind for ITC.

Just an add-on to the previous post. Watch out for taking home perfume smell on your clothes.

Almost was busted by SO when she smelled perfume on my shirt (it was from stripper being all over me in VIP).

Made up some BS story about getting hugged by a very grateful waitress at restaurant cause gave her big tip.

SO's can smell other women's perfume a mile away. Now I avoid that and also smoke smell (I am a non-smoker and

Some of the Detroit SC's still allow smoking) by carrying extra set of clothes in my vehicle for mongering.

[Fundboy]

Just an add-on to the previous post. Watch out for taking home perfume smell on your clothes.

Almost was busted by SO when she smelled perfume on my shirt (it was from stripper being all over me in VIP).

Made up some BS story about getting hugged by a very grateful waitress at restaurant cause gave her big tip.

SO's can smell other women's perfume a mile away. Now I avoid that and also smoke smell (I am a non-smoker and

some of the Detroit SC's still allow smoking) by carrying extra set of clothes in my vehicle for mongering.

[Duckydo]

Pretty much anything goes, attire-wise, at Bogart's. The most casual I've gone is my golf shorts, but I see guys in warm-up / jogging pants all the time.

Guys, these are SC's. You're not having lunch at Charlie Trotters or Ruth Chris's. Wear something comfortable with lots of pockets. Bring your own covers and wet naps. When you're done at Boggarts you have to get rid of the DNA in the bathroom. It's nice to clean up before you leave so you don't smell like strippers when you come home to your SO.

[Duckydo]

First let me start by apologizing for the long report. Just skip it if it is TMI.

First time to Detroit. I RTFF. I had an excellent time.

Spent 3 nights at BT's. Had 4 girls, and unloaded 5 times.

Karin – Looks 6, would be 7 with straight teeth, Service 7, Attitude 8, Wallet. 8, special COF, would repeat.

? – Looks 8, Service 7, Attitude 7, Wallet, $, special gagging, would repeat.

Karin reprised. Looks 6, would be 7 with straight teeth, Service 6, Attitude 6, Wallet. 8, special COF, might repeat.

Luna – Looks 8 would be 9 without hair extensions, Service 9, Attitude 9, Wallet $.6, special GFE / PSE, would definitely repeat.

Angelina – Looks 8 would be 9 without so much make up, Service 8, Attitude 1, Wallet $.3, special COF, would not repeat. Stay away unless you like drama and up selling.

Nice report.

Angelina (AKA the Klingon-if you look at her real close, you'll know what I mean) used to a clean girl at Hustler. Times are hard and she is setting down at Bt's for now. It took a long time to break her down but she is very affordable these days. She has to get to know you and if you're a regular, you can get away with a lot. Glad you had fun.

[Duckydo]

Whats closets to the Airport? Landing strip?

Any of places good for early afternoon?

Boggart's is a blue collar club and has decent day girls. Flight Club is more upscale and you pay for it. The girls are hotter and correspondingly snobbier.

[Duckydo]

Good points here. Keep in mind, in the State of Michigan, in a club that serves alcohol, ANY contact between the dancer and customer is illegal. Of course, some things look worse on an arrest report than others. While I agree with some of your points, I think the times have changed here in the SE Michigan clubs over the last several years. Nearly all the girls are dirty now. They may say they are not, but I don't believe it. In years past, it was not as bad (or good!) as it is now. Or maybe you and I were naive (spelling?). I just prefer to know who does what before I sample. I guess I am tired of the probing and negotiating. I just want to get to it. That is why I usually get the same girls over and over. I know what to expect from them. I have a hard time not laughing out loud when I am quoted $300 for a few dances and a HJ! Let's face it-we are spoiled now in Detroit!

Regards,

Costanza

Cos, you don't like the hunt in your old age eh? Nearly all the girls are dirty. For a certain price. Some are willing to get dirty for cheaper, depending on the clubs and how desperate the girls are. I am finding that to be less true now. I used to think I couldn't break the 300 barrier at Penthouse but I am successful at getting them down to 140. It takes a little time and patience and smooth talking but it's a game. I like to win and I like to be in control. As long as the economy is bad I have the advantage. Now I can't say much for the occasional money bags that come in and overpays to destroy all my hard work to break them down. Now they think they have a shot at big money and act snobby. It takes a few shifts of not making money, not being able to pay tip out and owing the house money, not being able to pay the bills to change their minds and their self esteem to get them to look at the reality of the situation. Hope to see you out there on the hunt you old fart.

Respectfully,

DD

[Duckydo]

Heading out there on business. I've asked a similar question over on the other general topic board. I know certain clubs do, I just want to check if most (if not all) do? Do you know what they "charge"? I know the LS or FC charge 20%.

Not sure about advance on the CC. I am sure they will direct you to the ATM by the Men's bathroom and Girls locker room. It's $15 per transaction. This is another way the club makes money. I try to have what I am willing to spend in my pockets before getting to the club. I will negotiate with what I have in my pocket and not more. If you have money coming out of your ass then this is a mute point.

[Duckydo]

Going to take a day trip to Detroit next week from Indy. Been reading about all your clubs and I guess I just have to see for myself. Is there a better club for a white guy from Indiana to go more safely during the day and early evening than others. Thank you in advance.

Relax dude. If you stick to the main clubs you're ok. If you to a mostly AA clubs, you're still ok. You're not the only white guy that goes to the clubs. Just don't be cheap and not valet your car. They keep an eye on your car and you walk directly from the parking lot into the clubs. Nothing to get excited about. If you believe everything you hear, Detroit clubs are just as lame as any other clubs, right? If you look for trouble, you'll find it. What club depends what type of girls you like and how much you're willing to pay. Go back and read the 1000 post about which clubs. Penthouse, Coliseum, Players are good clubs on 8 Mile. Pantheon and Bt's are good clubs in Dearborne. Flight Club and Boggarts are good clubs in Inkster. Try to have fun and not worry so much. Sheesshh.

[BrandoM]

Going to take a day trip to Detroit next week from Indy. Been reading about all your clubs and I guess I just have to see for myself. Is there a better club for a white guy from Indiana to go more safely during the day and early evening than others. Thank you in advance.

There are very few black-heavy clubs in conversation; almost any referred to in here are in the suburbs or border and are all-race friendly. Detroit city has some black-centric places, but they're mid-city for the most part, and you wouldn't get them confused with BT's, Hustler, Colosseum, etc.

[Paul Wall]

Heading out there on business. I've asked a similar question over on the other general topic board. I know certain clubs do, I just want to check if most (if not all) do? Do you know what they "charge"? I know the LS or FC charge 20%.

Never ever, ever, ever, ever, use your credit card in a SC. You will see phantom charges from around the world pop up the next day.

[DMichael5]

Does Google Vice work with the Droid software?

While I am not familiar with Google Voice, I have been toying with an app called Burner. It is an iphone app that allows you to call from a "burner" number from your own cellphone. You can pick the area code that your call comes from. You can send and receive texts from the burner number. You can have the calls delivered to your burner voicemail box. The downside is that your burner number only last for a set amount of weeks. You can purchase additional credits to extend a burner number. Depending on your needs, it may be a decent option for the price of a 1. 99 download from the app store.

[Tim P14]

Going to take a day trip to Detroit next week from Indy. Been reading about all your clubs and I guess I just have to see for myself. Is there a better club for a white guy from Indiana to go more safely during the day and early evening than others. Thank you in advance.

[Sonny Crocket]

Several people have complained about getting caught with a text to their phone. I use Google Voice. It sets up an alternative phone number and you can install software on a smart phone that makes it act like your real phone (Text, calls, etc) but you can control it so it does not forward the text to you true mobile number. I check in every day to get my texts and voice mails. No trace to your true mobile number, won't get caught.

Sure wish I could figure this out. I have smart phone, but paranoid my s. O. Will figure it out. Not so tech savvy. Would be willing to pay someone to set it up and explain it so I don't get caught.

Does Google Vice work with the Droid software?