Massage Parlor Reports

[H Mobius]

Maybe your experince was because she felt you was LE.

Just got to understand this phrase "YMMV"

That's what I said.

[Seenum]

Oh I got my shirt from ross about 20 min. Before going up.

[Jbravo]

Yo,

Forget to report on that hoe at Orchids. Shi shi her name, viet / thai hoe, short 5', kinda curvy lookin at first, nice soft natural boobies bees. Everything else was skank.

Came to room, immediately went CBJ, tried to undress her she stopped my hands from roaming, pulled her dress down to her belly and didn't take it off-she had a belly jelly roll to hide. My dik went soft.her gut was bigger than mine, LOL. She kept talking and lecturing me like some kid-about LE and stuff-then just lay down and said fuk her.

Mish only-no changing, and put her hand on her pussy so no can pound-lots of lube, no suk nips, no kissing-you get the picture. LOSER.

I got up after 5 min-seemed like an hour to me LOL. Was AMP hell, hehe.

Ripped off the cover, got dressed, dropped a dollah and left without saying a word-another lose money hoe. I wuz glad to drop a dollah to be able to get out of there-felt like I wuz going to catch some disease in there-like AMP hell hole.

Hey all you non-reporting kids-you got to report so we no lose money like this. Three hoes there, all dogs. I didn't see the haole in the room clearly, so no can comment on her. Save money and no go to them AMPs behind ala's. Rating: L6 with clothes on LOL. 5 nude, A0 S. 10. Shit I hope I can give a. 10 and not get banned, LOL.

Fuk, report. Fuk, report. AMPs are busy. Even 7's had kids in there porking hoes when I wuz there-three doors closed with action. 5 hoes there. One of you was porking the local girls I saw on my way out-couple decent looking young ones too. Let's see more reports. I want to know if them locals were a one time thing, which happens there alot recently.

Jb

[Licentious]

Was she any good? Since Ali / Katy left, there have been a string of duds there, like this one:

http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRub...can-25/3304997

As always, fake pics but her boobs looked somewhat inbetween the two upper pics, and her body was almost the opposite of the bottom one.

No tit touching even with clothes on (she kept backing off) , and would not undress or even let me get her topless. I should have left but something made me stay; maybe it was her cleavage.

It's possible she thought I was a cop because some Longs cashiers, KBGs and bar customers have asked, but she didn't ask any cop questions; then again her English wasn't all that good.

She kept insisting I lie down which I finally did after giving up trying for her boobs. Her massage wasn't half bad; she actually was grabbing with her hands rather than just rubbing up and down, so it felt kind of good.

She did not allow roaming either.

This is an FS place so I kind of lost interest in anything more at this point.

Then she had me turn over and offered HJ but she was still clothed and I had it in my head that it would be sheddy, and didn't want to end up paying extra for 'nothing'. Plus, her massage was alright so I just wanted her to continue with that.

At the end as I was getting dressed, she started offering "everything" all the way up to the point where I was opening the door to leave, but it was too late. I wasn't in the mood anymore, the hour was pretty much up (when Ali was there, we had sex the whole hour) , and again I was convinced she would be sheddy anyway.

60 HF + 20 which she was happy with (come to think of it that's when she started upselling).

Short (maybe 5' 2") somewhat chubby yet juicy, eyes reminded me of Vicky on Amana due to shape and makeup, fat C's on display (but again, no touching even with her top on) , somewhat hyper personality (kept asking "ok. Ok?" every 2 seconds) yet soft-spoken, probably early to mid 30's but possibly pushing 40. No other attributes noted since she didn't get naked and is not very shapely. Also claims to go by other names (probably because of this Forum, to separate who's who) but I don't care.

YMMV. It was my impression service would improve on the next visit, but with so many other choices out there I do not feel like experimenting, and will not repeat.

H M

These places are about money, after awhile their moods change.

Maybe your experince was because she felt you was LE.

Just got to understand this phrase "YMMV"

[Uki Eater]

Just to be clear, Jio is moving to GQ?

She's just coming back from vacation. Heh, the slim picking posting may have gotten these AMPs to act and start bringing back the girls.

[Splooge McDuck]

Just to be clear, Jio is moving to GQ?

Yah, sorry for any confusion, she is returning to GQ from bacay. Should be there already. Unless, hoz be lying LOL.

"So, you should totally go, take a spin on that spinner / And oh, you should totally let the bros know, what kine stuff you did with her!"

S Mc

[WraithOfGod]

What was wrong with my shirt I paid 50 bucks for it.

Not a thing. If it really was you, then congratulations on your fashion sense. I see a lot of guys in AMPs dressed like they're going to the mall, which is fine. But you obviously take your mongering seriously. It was a nice shirt, no question. I mentioned it because I had a maroon shirt that I liked, but cleaners destroyed it. Been looking for a new one. I like the color.

[Seenum]

What was wrong with my shirt I paid 50 bucks for it.

I mongered my way down to Ward three-plex, tonight, to see if any of Pink's girls made it to the nearby AMPs. First off, to the dude wearing the maroon button-down shirt that went up the Rappongi stairs around 9 p. M, PM me with where you got your shirt! I liked it! Just kidding, of course, but those were nice threads. Anyway, a couple of Asian kids went up the Pink stairs and I followed shortly thereafter. Saw a baldie monger in black shorts and a black t-shirt leave GQ. Then, another three dudes went into Rappongi before I could walk in the door. Figured the whole scene was going to be busy, so I bolted.

Not-so-bright idea of the night: Go to Hula Girl, find Sugar, then try to show her the error of her ways. To make a long story short, I failed at this task. I know, I know. All of the reports evince terrible service. But hey, maybe we can slowly rehabilitate her attitude, right? Yeah, no. HG is just as nasty as everyone says. Floor? Dirty. Mattress? Think I might've contracted hepatitis when I touched it. Shower? So oily and grimy that it almost 9/11'd my mood. Back to the room with Sugar; she looks exactly as everyone has described. Gave her the tip up front, thinking that might improve things. No massage, like Rascal said, though I did get an extremely quick and passionless BBBJ, followed by about five minutes of CBJ. Not too bad, though my gonads could've used a bit more attention. Eh, whatever, I've had worse.

Jumped into CG. And wouldn't you know it, I got the same treatment as Rascal in the "no touchie the' nippie" department (what her attitude would sound like, if it could speak freely). She rode me for about five minutes, until I asked if we could 69 before some K-9. She obliged both, but didn't agree with my taste buds. I had a latte just before arriving, so maybe the combo didn't work. Never been a problem before, but that doesn't mean anything. At any rate. 69 was short lived. Switched to K-9 and the specter of Rascal popped up for the third time, when she asked if I was close to cumming. Gave her a compliment about her ass; told her I'd never been with a girl like her. Tried to talk dirty; that was a no go. Tried to be sweet and romantic; that was also a no go. About three minutes later, she again asked if I was close. Smacked her ass pretty hard a couple of times and told her to stop asking.

She got this stunned look in her eyes. Wasn't sure if I'd crossed a line and was about to see psychobitch or she was going to burst into tears. Well, neither happened at that moment. She just slid us into mish. Alright, maybe she's wising up that I won't tolerate her insouciance. Wrapped her legs my waist and arms around my neck, which made me think we were going someplace. Turns out, we did go someplace. Monger hell. After two minutes of decent mish, she just stopped. Cold. And expected me to do all the work. Not most of the work. All the work. At the same time, she starts asking me random questions about where I work, if I plan to come back, if I smoke. What the hecks? We're fucking, child. Not speed dating. Decided at this point that my efforts would be fruitless, so I switched back to K-9, grabbed hold of her ass and pounded the hell out of her pussy. Since she had the audacity to ask me a THIRD time if I was close to cumming, I pulled off the protection and jizzed all over her ass, pretty much without warning. Made her even more icy. Whatever. Not repeating, darlin', so I'm not concerned about your feelings. Cleaned up and got out. Fast.

Man, what a dump. The establishment and the girl, service-wise. I can't complain, however, since I got most of my hour and no drug talk. From what I gather, that qualifies as an exemplary experience with this bimbo. Yikes.

[Ocolumbo]

OK so bad news is, add The Ji-na at The T-Spa to the list of bacay / Good news is, CC aka Tiny is back babaaay.

By the way, they have many new girl today / Very nice girl, you tryeee new girl okayyy.

Some familiar faces have resurfaced at The T-Spa / Cece from G-Q & PineTree, plus Michelle from Pink & V-Spa.

The Taiwanese Tina, that cutie from Pink is now at The G-Q / And the "Cowgirl Compass" Jio, will be back doing her spin moves real soon, like, real soon.

Now go & have some sexual intercourse, with one of these chicks / Then make sure to review & report, what dirty deeds you did!

S Mc

I think the Donna will be surfacing at Tokyo Spa as well.

[WraithOfGod]

The Taiwanese Tina, that cutie from Pink is now at The G-Q / And the "Cowgirl Compass" Jio, will be back doing her spin moves real soon, like, real soon.

S Mc

Just to be clear, Jio is moving to GQ?

[WraithOfGod]

I would assume that Wraith is on the younger side based on what he got with other providers. Typically, the younger providers as Mipene77 mentioned before, will be more receptive to the younger guys. When I seen Sugar aka Apple at Pinks during the HH 2 years ago, I notice how receptive she was to the young guys that were coming in. She was leaning on one of the young guys shoulder on the couch that she just serviced and then this other young guy came in and Apple didn't think that he was of age. She probably was happy to service him "Yes! A young cute guy came in!" LOL. All those guys that was in Pinks that time were all younger than me. Shit, I jealous. LOL.

I just turned 30, but I've been told I look a younger than that. But I'm not a hot piece of man meat by any stretch of the imagination. I think one of my brownie points is that there is no way you'd look at my and be suspicious about LE or anything like that. I don't have the traditionally cop build or cop walk, and I bleach my hair.

[Uki Eater]

I believe you; I think with these girls nowadays it's not just about the money, but also what they're having to work with. I've also been seeing a lot of what you describe in the KBs in recent years, especially Camelot (when they had hotties) and Evergreen (where the 40+'s probably think exactly the same thing: "Yes! A young cute guy came in!"). They probably can't remember the year they last had the "Cream of Sum Yun Gai" (Wayne's World).

Mipene once mentioned he is or was a power lifter, and I notice the chicks go for huge guys too so in his case I'm sure that's also a factor.

If a young, pretty AMP provider or BG has many customers, she can pick and choose among the many. It's not a big deal that she can sacrifice the ones she don't really care for because she knows she has options. It goes both ways though. The young, good looking guys wouldn't want to do older MILF so, same thing.

[H Mobius]

I would assume that Wraith is on the younger side based on what he got with other providers. Typically, the younger providers as Mipene77 mentioned before, will be more receptive to the younger guys. When I seen Sugar aka Apple at Pinks during the HH 2 years ago, I notice how receptive she was to the young guys that were coming in. She was leaning on one of the young guys shoulder on the couch that she just serviced and then this other young guy came in and Apple didn't think that he was of age. She probably was happy to service him "Yes! A young cute guy came in!" LOL. All those guys that was in Pinks that time were all younger than me. Shit, I jealous. LOL.

I believe you; I think with these girls nowadays it's not just about the money, but also what they're having to work with. I've also been seeing a lot of what you describe in the KBs in recent years, especially Camelot (when they had hotties) and Evergreen (where the 40+'s probably think exactly the same thing: "Yes! A young cute guy came in!"). They probably can't remember the year they last had the "Cream of Sum Yun Gai" (Wayne's World).

Mipene once mentioned he is or was a power lifter, and I notice the chicks go for huge guys too so in his case I'm sure that's also a factor.

[Splooge McDuck]

Just watched the video, and that was it: Nine slender, pretty girls in freeze frame mode. Would be hard to choose JUST one. I' ll go with the tall one, SooYeong. Just dreamin. Slim pickins at AMPs rigt now. Try Oceanic channel 77, KPOP.

Hahaha thanks a lot Asstro bro, now I'll never be able to leave my home LOL.

[Uki Eater]

I have seen her about 6-8 times, and the service you got was better than most. Usually when I asked her to do something, she would always say "next time". I was always tolerant, and made the best of the situation.

I would assume that Wraith is on the younger side based on what he got with other providers. Typically, the younger providers as Mipene77 mentioned before, will be more receptive to the younger guys. When I seen Sugar aka Apple at Pinks during the HH 2 years ago, I notice how receptive she was to the young guys that were coming in. She was leaning on one of the young guys shoulder on the couch that she just serviced and then this other young guy came in and Apple didn't think that he was of age. She probably was happy to service him "Yes! A young cute guy came in!" LOL. All those guys that was in Pinks that time were all younger than me. Shit, I jealous. LOL.