Massage Parlor Reports

[Niteluvr]

Actually embarrassed to post this. I am certainly no novice to AMPs, but my experience at Tong was so bad that I just had to share.

Been feeling real tight this week and wanted a legit massage. Went to my regular legit place, but all girls were busy so I went to Tong.

Three girls there, no customers. Anna and two others. Anna has gained quite a paunch, but it is so loose that she can't be pregnant, even though it looked like it. One of the other girls was literally snoring and drooling on one of the chairs (and she was the best looking of the lot.) The other was busy on her laptop and never even looked up, thank goodness or I might have turned to stone just looking at her square in the face. All are overweight and none are attractive by even a blind man's standard.

I have seen Anna before and while no extras, she had always been pretty good at massage and my neck was really sore, so I went for an hour. She was so freakin rough that I told her to ease up, twice. During the scalp massage, I thought she was literally ripping my hair out (I stopped her before I ended up completely bald.)

No hint of extras as is typical with her. Flip came and that is where it went south in a hurry.

Anna starts rubbing my neck and shoulders while I am face up. I smell something funny, but can't figure out what it was. Weird sort of shea butter scent. Then she starts massaging my face and all of a sudden, I am having trouble breathing, my face is burning, and my eyes are stinging. Plus, she is literally grinding her hands into my temples and smashing my face (again, I have had my share of massages before. – this was beyond rough.) I grab her hands and rear up. I say enough and she smiles, says okay, no more face. I lay back down and she starts to rub the side of my face. I really can't breathe now so I rear back up and say I'm done. It was only then that I noticed the ICY / HOT. She had rubbed my shoulders with it and then went straight to my face without washing her hands or wiping that stuff off. My sense of smell is not the best and it was mixed with whatever shea butter scent she had been using on my back, but I still can't believe I did not recognize the menthol scent. That stuff is not intended for the face and what AMP even uses it in the first place?

At that point, I can hardly see since my eyes are burning and having real trouble breathing. The look I gave must have scared her because, she left real quick promising to send another girl in. I did not stick around for anymore. I grabbed a towel and wiped my face as best I could and left.

The part that makes me so angry at myself is that I was there for 30 minutes and put up with that crap. I paid for a half, no tip and left. Too many lessons learned here to even know where to begin. On a personal note, I once put liniment in a friend's suntan lotion when he went on his honeymoon – dang, I guess I owe him an apology.

Lucy at Super Salon down the road would have been a better choice. From what we talked about before, why did you even try Anna?

[TwistedBrother]

From what I've read on the Hawaii forums, Hawaii-like service would be GFE and BB.

Whoa. Someone named Joy only gives a clothed massage at Aroma Therapy? Did you protest to the mamasan? Exactly what is Hawaii-like service?

[Amp Fme]

Actually embarrassed to post this. I am certainly no novice to AMPs, but my experience at Tong was so bad that I just had to share.

Been feeling real tight this week and wanted a legit massage. Went to my regular legit place, but all girls were busy so I went to Tong.

Three girls there, no customers. Anna and two others. Anna has gained quite a paunch, but it is so loose that she can't be pregnant, even though it looked like it. One of the other girls was literally snoring and drooling on one of the chairs (and she was the best looking of the lot.) The other was busy on her laptop and never even looked up, thank goodness or I might have turned to stone just looking at her square in the face. All are overweight and none are attractive by even a blind man's standard.

I have seen Anna before and while no extras, she had always been pretty good at massage and my neck was really sore, so I went for an hour. She was so freakin rough that I told her to ease up, twice. During the scalp massage, I thought she was literally ripping my hair out (I stopped her before I ended up completely bald.)

No hint of extras as is typical with her. Flip came and that is where it went south in a hurry.

Anna starts rubbing my neck and shoulders while I am face up. I smell something funny, but can't figure out what it was. Weird sort of shea butter scent. Then she starts massaging my face and all of a sudden, I am having trouble breathing, my face is burning, and my eyes are stinging. Plus, she is literally grinding her hands into my temples and smashing my face (again, I have had my share of massages before. – this was beyond rough.) I grab her hands and rear up. I say enough and she smiles, says okay, no more face. I lay back down and she starts to rub the side of my face. I really can't breathe now so I rear back up and say I'm done. It was only then that I noticed the ICY / HOT. She had rubbed my shoulders with it and then went straight to my face without washing her hands or wiping that stuff off. My sense of smell is not the best and it was mixed with whatever shea butter scent she had been using on my back, but I still can't believe I did not recognize the menthol scent. That stuff is not intended for the face and what AMP even uses it in the first place?

At that point, I can hardly see since my eyes are burning and having real trouble breathing. The look I gave must have scared her because, she left real quick promising to send another girl in. I did not stick around for anymore. I grabbed a towel and wiped my face as best I could and left.

The part that makes me so angry at myself is that I was there for 30 minutes and put up with that crap. I paid for a half, no tip and left. Too many lessons learned here to even know where to begin. On a personal note, I once put liniment in a friend's suntan lotion when he went on his honeymoon – dang, I guess I owe him an apology.

[Niteluvr]

Great report as always, NL. Is this the Golden Touch on PIB, or has a new one opened up on Buf Hwy?

It's the one sandwiched between PIB and Winters Chapel Road. If you can, get to know Lisa the owner or the pudgy little mamasan with the short butch haircut. If they warm up to you, you'll be treated well.

[Cocknballs]

While we're on the topic of deceptive ads, I'd like to remind everyone to avoid Missy of Missy's Retreat in Duluth.

I'll second this. She's a pure tease, and will lie to you on the phone.

[Cocknballs]

Checked out a few AMPs today:Golden Touch: Summer came to the room first. I had a session with her several weeks ago so I asked to see the other girl and Jeena showed up. I recognized Jeena from another AMP (I think Fuji) but she doesn't have a pretty face. I then asked that Summer come back. At first she seemed a little miffed that I hadn't chosen her right away but warmed up within a few minutes. Had a pretty good GFE session with her and went well over the allotted time. She was enthusiastic and she can deep throat but her teeth do get in the way, to the point that it can become uncomfortable. The downside to Summer's body is she's had a kid and the stretch marks show as well as bolt-ons that are not quite as shapely as they should be.

Great report as always, NL. Is this the Golden Touch on PIB, or has a new one opened up on Buf Hwy?

[Niteluvr]

I've had two where the ad showed pictures in bikinis or topless then I get there and it becomes 'therapeutic'. Too bad we can't take them to the BBB but I guess we've got this thing where we can expose he robs.

While we're on the topic of deceptive ads, I'd like to remind everyone to avoid Missy of Missy's Retreat in Duluth. It's in the strip mall next to Tong China Massage. Missy is a 40-ish Vietnamese who isn't bad looking, but who doesn't give a HE. She'll post a bust pic of herself with her shoulders exposed, suggesting she may be naked, but it's simply a marketing ploy. At least I've never heard of anyone getting a HE from her.

[Niteluvr]

As always, thanks NL. But you mean to tell us that all those ads stating new staff and grand opening and grand reopening are just marketing ploys? Oh say it ain't so. Next thing you know you are going to start posting there is no Santa. So what is the concensus on the best places to go based on current talent?

Either K Treatment or Golden Touch are the best bets. Haven't seen the evening talent at the Buckhead AMPs for a while but. last time I was there, the quality of girls wasn't any better than the Doraville AMPs and Buckhead was trying to push prices up. Santa Claus is probably in the Philippines getting cheap pussy and enjoying the nice weather.

[MyName1]

This place is in smyrna. They regularly advertise:

http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs...s_-22/10978685

Bottom Line up front: Decent but not great. Probably will not repeat.

The good thing about the place is that it is not super prominent and easy to get in and out of. There are many reasons to be in that particular shopping center. I was met at the door by a decent lady labeled "bebe". She was in her early 40's, all natural, with perky but small tits, and a very firm butt and legs. Petite. Of course it was my first tiem and I said so. 60 for 40 minutes which I think is high. We go back and I immediately start grabbing her ass telling her she looks good. She says no FS and 100 for hand job. I start rubbing the kitty and telling her how I want to bang her. She says no condoms. I keep working and pretty soon she goes and gets the cover. She's pretty good, DATY, mish, she was into it or at least gave me the impression she was. Good experience but only downside was the cost. Besides the house fee, it cost another $.40.

Good experience. Don't regret trying it but I won't repeat. There are better girls for better deals out there.

[Amp Fme]

Checked out a few AMPs today:

Bally Hot Stone: Only had a surly-looking fat chick. I'm guessing she looks that way from all the guys doing an about face.

K Treatment: Petite Tammy was working along with a new girl. Asked Kay (manager) to bring the new girl to me. Forgot her name but she looks OK, just wasn't really what I was looking for. I left.

Royal Spa: Same fat chick who's been there for months. She said another girl is working but went out to run an errand. I left.

Golden Touch: Summer came to the room first. I had a session with her several weeks ago so I asked to see the other girl and Jeena showed up. I recognized Jeena from another AMP (I think Fuji) but she doesn't have a pretty face. I then asked that Summer come back. At first she seemed a little miffed that I hadn't chosen her right away but warmed up within a few minutes. Had a pretty good GFE session with her and went well over the allotted time. She was enthusiastic and she can deep throat but her teeth do get in the way, to the point that it can become uncomfortable. The downside to Summer's body is she's had a kid and the stretch marks show as well as bolt-ons that are not quite as shapely as they should be.

As always, thanks NL. But you mean to tell us that all those ads stating new staff and grand opening and grand reopening are just marketing ploys? Oh say it ain't so. Next thing you know you are going to start posting there is no Santa. So what is the concensus on the best places to go based on current talent?

[Jayb20]

Her ad rang up big red flags for me when I first saw it, and from the reviews I saw later, I'm glad I passed. FYI, she's now changed the ad to read "draping optional while on stomach" or something like that.

It's been my experience that the women who post on places like the former CL and BP know what they're doing and will drop some hints in the wording of the ad or the picture they post if HE or better is on the menu. The ethical legit ones will flat out say that it's strictly therapeutic. The ones that don't are usually running a game. I'm sure this woman has gotten dozens of one-timers to whom she's given her "adultery" spiel. If she was really grossed out, she could change the ad and cut out 99% of them from calling her. But she probably knows that would kill her business, so she ropes in one-timers. Even worse are the ones who lead you on that after they get to know you a little better, something else might be available (which may or may not ever happen) or let you "convince" them to give you something extra at an exorbitant fee well above what you could have paid for the same thing without the dramas and games.

I've had two where the ad showed pictures in bikinis or topless then I get there and it becomes 'therapeutic'. Too bad we can't take them to the BBB but I guess we've got this thing where we can expose he robs.

[Niteluvr]

Checked out a few AMPs today:

Bally Hot Stone: Only had a surly-looking fat chick. I'm guessing she looks that way from all the guys doing an about face.

K Treatment: Petite Tammy was working along with a new girl. Asked Kay (manager) to bring the new girl to me. Forgot her name but she looks OK, just wasn't really what I was looking for. I left.

Royal Spa: Same fat chick who's been there for months. She said another girl is working but went out to run an errand. I left.

Golden Touch: Summer came to the room first. I had a session with her several weeks ago so I asked to see the other girl and Jeena showed up. I recognized Jeena from another AMP (I think Fuji) but she doesn't have a pretty face. I then asked that Summer come back. At first she seemed a little miffed that I hadn't chosen her right away but warmed up within a few minutes. Had a pretty good GFE session with her and went well over the allotted time. She was enthusiastic and she can deep throat but her teeth do get in the way, to the point that it can become uncomfortable. The downside to Summer's body is she's had a kid and the stretch marks show as well as bolt-ons that are not quite as shapely as they should be.

[Carlosss1]

I've never been there, but I'd been under the impression from reviews I'd read on the oThER site that the 60/90 base fee just got you a clothed massage with a HE, and that various stages of undress and BtB were extra. Any clarification on that?

I can comment on Renee. Had a good time but was pricey. She is good at what she does. 60/90 is for clothed. Another 1. 0 for nude. I know its expensive but I really enjoyed myself.

[Slippery One]

Hahahaha, same thing happened to me! She offered to do the massage back out on her private deck, then all she did was * about how hot it was, and wanted to go back inside. Toward the end of the massage I suggested a HE and like you said, she went nuts. She told me she is married and that would be adultery. That my request is gross. She was not using a drape but at that moment she suddenly covered up big Al and the boys, LOL.

Needless to say, that was my last visit.

Her ad rang up big red flags for me when I first saw it, and from the reviews I saw later, I'm glad I passed. FYI, she's now changed the ad to read "draping optional while on stomach" or something like that.

It's been my experience that the women who post on places like the former CL and BP know what they're doing and will drop some hints in the wording of the ad or the picture they post if HE or better is on the menu. The ethical legit ones will flat out say that it's strictly therapeutic. The ones that don't are usually running a game. I'm sure this woman has gotten dozens of one-timers to whom she's given her "adultery" spiel. If she was really grossed out, she could change the ad and cut out 99% of them from calling her. But she probably knows that would kill her business, so she ropes in one-timers. Even worse are the ones who lead you on that after they get to know you a little better, something else might be available (which may or may not ever happen) or let you "convince" them to give you something extra at an exorbitant fee well above what you could have paid for the same thing without the dramas and games.

[Niteluvr]

Hahahaha, same thing happened to me! She offered to do the massage back out on her private deck, then all she did was * about how hot it was, and wanted to go back inside. Toward the end of the massage I suggested a HE and like you said, she went nuts. She told me she is married and that would be adultery. That my request is gross. She was not using a drape but at that moment she suddenly covered up big Al and the boys, LOL.

Needless to say, that was my last visit.

Yep, that's part of her hypocrisy, gleefully staring at dicks all day (she glanced down at mine on the flip) , then playing the adultery card. I hope the next few guys who show up at her door jack off on her furniture in the massage room and leave.