Massage Parlor Reports

**Niteluvr** · 12-05-11 20:56

Originally Posted by Dale Gribbs [View Original Post]

Wow, didn't realize my post would offend anyone. I figured everyone would be able to tell it was a joke. In no way was I trying to imply that you were a rump wrangler, Niteluvr (not that there's anything WRONG with that. Seinfeld reference there). Nor do I realistically think that chick has a twig and berries in her basket. I realize these girls post on many many different sites and I am not above making a mistake so I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.

That being said, PWhipped and Niteluvr, yall need to lighten up. Learn to take a joke (usually "haha" is a signal.). I figured with all the bumpin and grindin yall do (2k+ posts apiece) you would have a little thicker skin.

You have a strange sense of humor, if it can be called that. One last bit of advice: See a lot of providers, post a lot of reports with valuable intel, build up some credibility first, and then just maybe others will give your "humor" a little leeway.

**Dale Gribbs** · 12-05-11 17:55

Wow, didn't realize my post would offend anyone. I figured everyone would be able to tell it was a joke. In no way was I trying to imply that you were a rump wrangler, Niteluvr (not that there's anything WRONG with that. Seinfeld reference there). Nor do I realistically think that chick has a twig and berries in her basket. I realize these girls post on many many different sites and I am not above making a mistake so I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.

That being said, PWhipped and Niteluvr, yall need to lighten up. Learn to take a joke (usually "haha" is a signal.). I figured with all the bumpin and grindin yall do (2k+ posts apiece) you would have a little thicker skin.

**Amp Fme** · 12-05-11 15:46

Originally Posted by Sarcastic King [View Original Post]

Thanks for the report and good to hear but what was the damage and was there extras to be had?

I know you were not asking me, but back in the summer I was there. All extras available. At that time it was 60 house and I think 140 more for FS. 80 more for CBJ. I recall thinking the the quality was not that good, but I can't recall the names (went twice.) But, I had no offer of backwalking so perhaps Jenny and the other one are new since the summer. I do recall very, very long nips. Funny what we remember. FWIW. I did make a report on this place back then.

**Sarcastic King** · 12-05-11 03:05

Originally Posted by E Train [View Original Post]

Another nice visit today overatGlobal spa. Saw Jenny or Jennie for an even better visit. The hot towel massages and back walking are very nice, not to mention you get the full hour when you pay for one, not 45min like some other establishments that try to rush you out. They seem to be trying to keep a client base and not just a revolving door approach, which is a welcome change.

Thanks for the report and good to hear but what was the damage and was there extras to be had?

**PWhipped** · 12-05-11 02:12

Or next or anytime. Thanks for implying that. I shall put you in the same catagory as another one or two here. Nice to see you are moving to Atlanta and making friends so easily. LOL.

Please TOFTT and let us know the REAL truth. 3rd leg or not.

Wet Dreams, PW.

Originally Posted by Dale Gribbs [View Original Post]

PW, I'm not judging or nothing, but "Sunshine" posted her ad in a TS section of MyProviderGuide. Com (

http://www.myproviderguide.com/escor...n-is-here.html

). If that floats your boat, great but if a girl straddles me during a massage I don't want to feel any "extra limbs" rubbing me.

That being said, I TOTALLY think you should TOFTT and let us know as I'll be in ATL in about a week and a half and would love to meet up with this chick. As long as she's a chick, haha.

**Dale Gribbs** · 12-05-11 00:39

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

You have too many screws loose. You have failed to a) RTFF, be) chose to slam a SM, see) made yourself look like a dick. Suggest you establish a little credibility by visiting a few providers here, posting your reports and not trying to piss anyone off in the process.

I have read the forum, and even saw your post regarding Golden Touch, K Spa, etc. Even PWhipped comment on poster only asking for advice. My question was innocent and you decide to crap over it? I realize I'm new to posting, but I'm genuinely asking for suggestions so that I don't have the same experience as before! I thought that was the purpose of the forum! For hobbyists to avoid ripoffs or throwing away hard earned money.

As for my previous post on Sunshine, I apologize if you took it the wrong way. It was a joke. I honestly don't think she's a tranny. I'd wager either she or whoever posts for her clicked the wrong button on the website when posting.

Either way, lighten up.

**Niteluvr** · 12-04-11 23:52

Originally Posted by Dale Gribbs [View Original Post]

Hi All,

I'll be moving through the ATL area in about a week and a half and was wondering what AMP to go to and if anyone had a suggestion of one to recommend. I'd prefer a smaller woman with assets (bolt-ons ok by me) and to keep the total damage around $.6.

I stopped by a couple of AMPs a few weeks back and both wanted $80 for the house which is okay, but the ladies sent in the room were. Superannuated and had what I call "flapjack titties". Needless to say I walked out. They were really close to the I-85 but now I can't find them on Google Maps.

Thanks for the help!

You have too many screws loose. You have failed to a) RTFF, be) chose to slam a SM, see) made yourself look like a dick. Suggest you establish a little credibility by visiting a few providers here, posting your reports and not trying to piss anyone off in the process.

**Niteluvr** · 12-04-11 23:46

Originally Posted by Dale Gribbs [View Original Post]

PW, I'm not judging or nothing, but "Sunshine" posted her ad in a TS section of MyProviderGuide. Com (

http://www.myproviderguide.com/escor...n-is-here.html

). If that floats your boat, great but if a girl straddles me during a massage I don't want to feel any "extra limbs" rubbing me.

That being said, I TOTALLY think you should TOFTT and let us know as I'll be in ATL in about a week and a half and would love to meet up with this chick. As long as she's a chick, haha.

Marketing bytches will commonly post all over the place. If she has done so in a TS forum, then so be it. Have you seen this provider in person? Nobody I know, including PW, is going to knowingly go after a TS. Suggest you TOFTT, then post a report. You need to "totally" find the truth and stop alleging that senior members don't know how to find pussy.

**Dale Gribbs** · 12-04-11 23:38

Hi All,

I'll be moving through the ATL area in about a week and a half and was wondering what AMP to go to and if anyone had a suggestion of one to recommend. I'd prefer a smaller woman with assets (bolt-ons ok by me) and to keep the total damage around $.6.

I stopped by a couple of AMPs a few weeks back and both wanted $80 for the house which is okay, but the ladies sent in the room were. Superannuated and had what I call "flapjack titties". Needless to say I walked out. They were really close to the I-85 but now I can't find them on Google Maps.

Thanks for the help!

**Dale Gribbs** · 12-04-11 20:38

Originally Posted by Pwhipped [View Original Post]

This one sure has my interest. May just have to check her out.

Hott looking,

Wet Dreams, PW.

Sunshine Is Her*Best Massage In Town. 24Posted: November 23, 2011, 04:20 PM.

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Enlarge Picture*Sunshine (4047172100) *

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I A have very sweet, adorable personalities.

I take pride in providing an experience that is.

ALL ABOUT YOU.

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ONE TO REMEMBER.

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And WAY Hotter in person!

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• Post ID: 10595327 atlanta

PW, I'm not judging or nothing, but "Sunshine" posted her ad in a TS section of MyProviderGuide. Com (http://www.myproviderguide.com/escor...n-is-here.html). If that floats your boat, great but if a girl straddles me during a massage I don't want to feel any "extra limbs" rubbing me.

That being said, I TOTALLY think you should TOFTT and let us know as I'll be in ATL in about a week and a half and would love to meet up with this chick. As long as she's a chick, haha.

**E Train** · 12-04-11 17:03

Another nice visit today overatGlobal spa. Saw Jenny or Jennie for an even better visit. The hot towel massages and back walking are very nice, not to mention you get the full hour when you pay for one, not 45min like some other establishments that try to rush you out. They seem to be trying to keep a client base and not just a revolving door approach, which is a welcome change.

**Pussy Dude** · 12-04-11 04:19

Originally Posted by Pcpc1688 [View Original Post]

Ahh Mr devontei or whoever you are,

Kid is a solid poster and really your 2 cents of self rightousness is unwarranted. If you don't like what he says, there is a ignore function.

However you might want to get off your soapbox and just keep posting what you know and leave credible senior members who been here much longer along pal.

PC out

KC needs to use the ignore button. If he did then DT would have never seen his post and never replied because KC would have never seen DT's post. So simple.

**Pcpc1688** · 12-04-11 02:12

Originally Posted by Devontei234 [View Original Post]

KC for someone always touting his military background, you come off as incredibly vain and arrogant. You can't write two posts without throwing in something about your life or what you're about to go do right that second. You go on off topic rants and write giant walls of texts for all of us to begrudgingly sift through just to check and see if there's even a sentence worth of useful information, and there isn't. Seriously in the last five giant posts you've made in the Massage Parlor section, the only relevant information you've given us is that you paid $160 at some random no name given AMP. Now I may not have that many posts around here, but when I do post I try to be as informative and helpful as I can. I don't go out of my way to tell my life's story or make rude and insulting generalizations about people (hobbyists and providers alike).

Honestly, all you ever talk about is (1) your life, (2) we're all simps for not leaving the country (3) we're all simps for not being able to get the prices you pay because you're just that amazing, (4) some random sexy woman you saw overseas who none of us can see today, (5) some woman you saw around here who we can see but she was only amazing when you saw her in the past and now she must be on drugs, (6) constantly telling us to go overseas when we're all on here looking for info about local women, (7) telling people reading forums about sex with escorts to stop paying money to see women and to go out and meet normal women. Sometimes when you do actually post about your experiences, again it's usually about some great time you had overseas but every woman you saw around here have only been good in the past. I don't think I've ever seen you write a positive review about someone that you can recommend to others. And you really go out of your way to point out that they're wh0res and hookers, do you have an ounce of empathy in you to show these women even a tiny bit of respect or kindness? Or maybe just having common decency with the ladies I see makes me captain save a hoe.

Also your posts by far have the most CAPS and the usage of LOL out of anyone else on here. I don't know if you know this, but people online use CAPS to "shout" or express just how excited or angry they are. Please try to cut back, they make you seem like an arrogant prick and your posts hard to take seriously.

Just my two cents, sorry for being off topic but after the crap KC's allowed to post on here, I thought I would go ahead and make this post.

Ahh Mr devontei or whoever you are,

Kid is a solid poster and really your 2 cents of self rightousness is unwarranted. If you don't like what he says, there is a ignore function.

However you might want to get off your soapbox and just keep posting what you know and leave credible senior members who been here much longer along pal.

PC out