General Reports

**Jan Gorzo** · 09-14-11 09:02

Here is a site that I find from the Tampa board and think useful for mongers.

http://escortcontact.info/photo

This gives you pics of escorts posted on BP, CV, . This can help you identify escorts who use pics of other escorts from a different city.

For more details, check the the original post on the escort report board in Tampa, post #944

**Jbender27** · 09-14-11 07:36

Originally Posted by Jethrow1 [View Original Post]

I have a sub gal that want's to be tied up and suspended, so I'm looking for a barn or garage with a fairly high ceilings with a place to fasten some ropes, and / or lifting devices.

If you have such a place you may help.

Prefer this Saturday during the day if possible.

Figured I would find a place before making sure she had availability, horse before the cart, I figure she won't be able to resist.

You are the man!

**Jethrow1** · 09-14-11 07:25

I have a sub gal that want's to be tied up and suspended, so I'm looking for a barn or garage with a fairly high ceilings with a place to fasten some ropes, and / or lifting devices.

If you have such a place you may help.

Prefer this Saturday during the day if possible.

Figured I would find a place before making sure she had availability, horse before the cart, I figure she won't be able to resist.

**Vino 7373** · 09-13-11 21:45

Originally Posted by Mystical0945 [View Original Post]

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!","I don't care, open it now!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples?","DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back."That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says,"See honey. Its not that hard."

LOL, LOL, LOL

This one was your best yet, Ashley! Very funny.

**Jada69** · 09-13-11 13:42

Originally Posted by Mystical0945 [View Original Post]

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!","I don't care, open it now!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples?","DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back."That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says,"See honey. Its not that hard."

LOL, LOL, LOL

Now that one was too funny! Keep them coming beautiful. (both ways)!

**Mystical0945** · 09-13-11 00:31

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!","I don't care, open it now!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples?","DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back."That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says,"See honey. Its not that hard."

LOL, LOL, LOL

**Vino 7373** · 09-11-11 18:54

Originally Posted by Mystical0945 [View Original Post]

For the husband who told his wife I love you one last time before his plane went down in a field, for the wife who stopped in the stairs to call her husband to say I will love you forever, for the mothers and fathers who kissed their kids goodbye the morning they died, for the policemen who rushed in with the firemen to help get others out only to die themselves, for the soldiers who fought back and lost their lives. Today, tomorrow, ten years from now, we will remember. &9829;

&9829; I REMEMBER

Nice job, Ashley. We should all take time to reflect on that tragic day ten years ago.

**Marc70** · 09-11-11 17:06

Originally Posted by Mystical0945 [View Original Post]

For the husband who told his wife I love you one last time before his plane went down in a field, for the wife who stopped in the stairs to call her husband to say I will love you forever, for the mothers and fathers who kissed their kids goodbye the morning they died, for the policemen who rushed in with the firemen to help get others out only to die themselves, for the soldiers who fought back and lost their lives. Today, tomorrow, ten years from now, we will remember. &9829;

&9829; I REMEMBER

Ashley,

That is absolutely beautiful and very well done.

Ditto Baby, Always Remember,

Marc

**Mystical0945** · 09-11-11 14:07

For the husband who told his wife I love you one last time before his plane went down in a field, for the wife who stopped in the stairs to call her husband to say I will love you forever, for the mothers and fathers who kissed their kids goodbye the morning they died, for the policemen who rushed in with the firemen to help get others out only to die themselves, for the soldiers who fought back and lost their lives. Today, tomorrow, ten years from now, we will remember. &9829;

&9829; I REMEMBER

**Mystical0945** · 09-10-11 22:41

Wife finds her husband up alone at night. She watches him wipe a tear from his eye."What's the matter?" Husband replies,"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" The wife touched at his caring says,"Yes, I do." You remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car and shoved a shotgun in my face and said, Either you marry my daughter or I will send your ass to jail for 20 years"."I remember", she replies softly. He cries,"I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT TODAY!".

**Jethrow1** · 09-10-11 18:40

Originally Posted by ThatOneChick [View Original Post]

Aww! Thanks so much! You guys are SO awesome!

Especially Jethrow, thank you so much for posting for me MULTIPLE times since I never got around to opening up an account until recently.

Muah!

Ashley Z.

P. S. I will be available again next week in the evenings if anybody wants to have a little fun.

I had another great time, this afternoon, hey guys if your Sr. She might have some time this evening, Pm her

**Banny Boyle** · 09-10-11 11:58

Originally Posted by ThatOneChick [View Original Post]

Aww! Thanks so much! You guys are SO awesome!

Especially Jethrow, thank you so much for posting for me MULTIPLE times since I never got around to opening up an account until recently.

Muah!

Ashley Z.

P. S. I will be available again next week in the evenings if anybody wants to have a little fun.

Thanks for coming over. I enjoyed your company. Andy from Aka

**Webebad** · 09-09-11 12:15

I found all your posts helpful since you went everywhere NOT just orlando. Good luck XX I hope your happy!

WBB

**Rbw2001** · 09-09-11 08:27

Originally Posted by Xiao Xing [View Original Post]

Since I moved to Orlando, I was so amazed by the availability and affordability of SW and providers in this town compared with other US cities I have lived and worked.

I started surfing two years ago and donate more than average surfers, because I always feel affordable compared with the other cities I used to live.

In that generous way, I found some very interesting providers and made some friendship with a few of them. Even most time, I got burned by the providers, I have no

Regret. I also learned a lot from the fellow hobbists and mongers, by making friends with them and exchange information among them. It was fun and a good time in my life.

However, after a recent closely involved relationship and got hurt, with one of the providers, I was really prompted some thinking about continuing this type of hobby in my life. In fact, it made me recall my previous family and life. Finally, I realized I should stop this type of hobby, because it only gives me transient fun with more empty and

Lonely feeling.

I asked and revisited my ex in Canada during labor day weekend. We had a good time together.

I wish all the providers and hobbists the best and enjoy what you want,

This will be my last posting here and I retire.

Xx

XX It was great meeting you and being friends. We shared a lot over the past two years and had some fun. Take care of yourself and good luck with the X. You will be missed.

Thanks,

RBW

**ThatOneChick** · 09-08-11 22:51

Originally Posted by College Kid 89 [View Original Post]

She is awesome! I had the pleasure of meeting her and we clicked instantly. She is very down to earth and loves to have a good time. I will definitely see her again and hopefully her roommate.

Originally Posted by Luckycowboy58 [View Original Post]

I swear Jet you stumble across more private stuff than I can find looking hard! This one I do know is a winner! Thanks for the digits.

Originally Posted by Jethrow1 [View Original Post]

My casual sweetie needs help to get her car repair bill paid.

She is available mornings before work and after 8:30 pm.

Today. Friday. 80 for 1/2 hour!

She is warm, cozy, sorta shy but warms up nicely,

Sr. Members pm for contact info.

Aww! Thanks so much! You guys are SO awesome!

Especially Jethrow, thank you so much for posting for me MULTIPLE times since I never got around to opening up an account until recently.

Muah!

Ashley Z.

P. S. I will be available again next week in the evenings if anybody wants to have a little fun.