Massage Parlor Reports

[Jimmyfck2003]

Finally made it to Fun City and saw Maggie. Great TS. Got back to the room and she climbed right into bed with me like we were old friends. Great BJ. Lots of ball sucking and licking. Great cow girl then doggie. Maggie has great tits. They are so nice I couldn't tell if they were fake or not. It is true that the massage sucked, but that is not what I was there for. I had a great time. Can't wait to go back. Any suggestions on who to try next?

[KC Questor]

Yeah, Philly is not Beirut, but as I said in response, I've been to Beirut and felt safer there than in many US cities. I was in Philadelphia during the roving mob (I refuse to call it a "flash mob" like you see in the press) not far from where they were beating a female journalist in the street.

http://www.avclub.com/philadelphia/a...ount-of.58379/

The attack occurred three blocks from Fun City. As it happens, I ended up at Blue Moon that weekend rather than Fun City, but later that week I ended up walking two blocks through that neighborhood to catch a bus. I was nervous the whole way and don't think I'd want to do it again.

In response to the claims that it was some kind of race war, with blacks beating up whites, she writes

Yes, all of the kids I saw come after us were black. But so were the girls in the group who were clearly not into the way the night was going and who screamed to warn us. And so were the girls from Jersey who actually stopped their car and got out to help me while I was on the ground all busted up. Will I probably be twitchy around large groups of young black men for a while? Yes. Does that substantiate the creepy racist bullshit that this incident seems to have attracted? No.

Blue Moon was great. I saw Jennifer and was very pleased. I was her first customer and she took care of me front and back. $160 got covered full service. She wasn't as pretty as the girls on the FC Web site but she provided the top notch tongue bath that I'd heard about, including shoving her tongue up my ass numerous times.

http://www.bluemoonphilly.webs.com/

[Basketball]

Back to Fun City and this time I drew Maggie. She is about 5"3-5"4 and more shapely than Sara. The TS was great with lots of teasing. I was in the TS for 20 minutes. Back to the room. Bikini off and right at it. FS with lots of kissing (not on lips) and licking including ball licking. Now the difference from this time and last time was when I was done she cleaned me up and told me to get dressed. No massage at all. It's not a huge deal but I felt as if I was being rushed even though I did not noticed anyone else there. Aslo right after we finish she asked me how much I paid last time. I told her 1. 6 nad she said ok. She also did not help me dress, just watched.

I am headed back to Boston tomorrow so thanks to everyone who helped me on the fourm & via pm. You guys have a great city and I hope to return soon. Since I could not get the nerve to pick up any SW on the K, I might have to return and try again.

Total time 43 minutes.

Looks = 9.

Body = 9.

TS = 8.

Massage = 0.

Extras = 8.

Damage 1. 6 (still a bargin comparied to Boiston / RI at 2. 0 for the same service.

http://funcityasians.com/maggie.html

Mamma (Lilly or Sue) usually ask when you are done how your experience was. Make sure you tell them if it was good, or not. They actually want to know. If the girl shorted you on time and massage, let them know, and they will talk to the girl about it. If the girl just is not good, they will get rid of her and get new girls. They want their customers to be happy.

Sometimes when they are busy, or if the girls are tired, performance is not as good. I've found calling first, and going at off hours usually gets you better service. Fresh girls who do not have anybody waiting = fun city.

[Rito1]

Back to Fun City and this time I drew Maggie. She is about 5"3-5"4 and more shapely than Sara. The TS was great with lots of teasing. I was in the TS for 20 minutes. Back to the room. Bikini off and right at it. FS with lots of kissing (not on lips) and licking including ball licking. Now the difference from this time and last time was when I was done she cleaned me up and told me to get dressed. No massage at all. It's not a huge deal but I felt as if I was being rushed even though I did not noticed anyone else there. Aslo right after we finish she asked me how much I paid last time. I told her 1. 6 nad she said ok. She also did not help me dress, just watched.

I am headed back to Boston tomorrow so thanks to everyone who helped me on the fourm & via pm. You guys have a great city and I hope to return soon. Since I could not get the nerve to pick up any SW on the K, I might have to return and try again.

Total time 43 minutes.

Looks = 9.

Body = 9.

TS = 8.

Massage = 0.

Extras = 8.

Damage 1. 6 (still a bargin comparied to Boiston / RI at 2. 0 for the same service.

http://funcityasians.com/maggie.html

[Rito1]

160 when you are done is the correct payment. They usually don't even look at it when you give it to them.

I will head there later today and give another report soon.

[Basketball]

I do want to go back to Fun City tomorrow. I just want to make sure the 1. 6 is the correct total price. If I cheated her before I would just rather go to a different place. PM me in you like.

160 when you are done is the correct payment. They usually don't even look at it when you give it to them.

[JGgarth]

I am a little dense. Maybe you could help me out a little. Which minority race goes by the code name, “Young People,” “Men,” and “Youths?”

I've no idea if you're dense in general, but in this case you're being not so much dense as coy. As far as calling a spade a spade, well, it's up to me what to call what (and where) , and since this forum is not about spades, I didn't (and still don't) think it's particularly on topic here. What is relevant is, once again, a warning to people planning to pay a visit to be careful and know The reality on the ground. Do not assume Philly is a safe place just cause someone online says "it's not Beyrut". Last weekend 33 people got shot in this wonderfully non-Beyrut location. So Dear Reader, be aware, be safe, and make sure now and then to check the crime blotter at.

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/dncrime/

PS. This posting software seems to have a mind of its own, so I apologize ahead of time if this comment surfaces twice and / or strangely edited: this is not my fault. Hopefully it's still understandable.

[JGgarth]

I am a little dense. Maybe you could help me out a little. Which minority race goes by the code name, “Young People,” “Men,” and “Youths?”

I've no idea if you're dense in general, but at least in this case you're being not so much dense as coy. As far as calling a spade a spade, well, it's up to me what to call what (and where) , and since this forum is not about spades, I didn't (and still don't) think it's particularly on topic here. What is relevant is, once again, a warning to people planning to pay a visit to be careful and know The reality on the ground. Do not assume Philly is a safe place just cause someone online says "it's not Beyrut". Last weekend 33 people got shot in this wonderfully non-Beyrut location. So Dear Reader, be sure now and then to check the crime blotter at.

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/dncrime/

PS. This posting software seems to have a mind of its own, so I have to apologize ahead of time if this comment surfaces duplicated and / or strangely edited: this is not my fault. Hopefully it's still readable.

[JGgarth]

I am a little dense. Maybe you could help me out a little. Which minority race goes by the code name, “Young People,” “Men,” and “Youths?”

Well, you may or may not be dense, I've no idea, but in this case you're being not so much dense as coy. As far as calling a spade a spade, well, it's up to me what to call what (and where) , and since this forum is not about spades I didn't (and still don't) think it's particularly on topic here. What is relevant is, once again, a warning to people planning to pay a visit to be careful and know The reality on the ground. Do not assume Philly is a safe place just cause someone online says "it's not Beyrut". Last weekend 33 people got shot in this wonderfully non-Beyrut location. So Dear Reader, be sure now and then to check the crime blotter at.

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/dncrime/

[Rito1]

I do want to go back to Fun City tomorrow. I just want to make sure the 1. 6 is the correct total price. If I cheated her before I would just rather go to a different place. PM me in you like.

[CookyJar]

...Maybe not Beirut, but so what. It pays to be aware and careful. The "young people" mentioned as well as,"men", and "youths" and so on are codewords, of course. Meaning one well-known minority.

I am a little dense. Maybe you could help me out a little. Which minority race goes by the code name, “Young People,” “Men,” and “Youths?” Could this be that same minority group, in Texas, that tied a “Black,” men to the back of their pickup and dragged him for a couple of miles.

http://hiphopnews.yuku.com/topic/885 If you think this guy might be bias, do a google search for "Black men dragged," until you find an article you like.

Here is an excerpt:

For those who don't remember here's how the story goes;

On June 7, 1998, Byrd, 49, accepted a ride from three drunk men named Shawn Allen Berry, Lawrence Russell Brewer, and John William King. He had already known one of them. Instead of taking him home, the three men beat Byrd behind a convenience store, chained him by the ankles to their pickup truck, stripped the man naked, and dragged him for three miles. Although Lawrence Russell Brewer claimed that Byrd's throat had been slashed before he was dragged, forensic evidence suggests that Byrd had been attempting to keep his head up, and an autopsy suggested that Byrd was alive for much of the dragging and died after his right arm and head were severed when his body hit a culvert. His body had caught a sewage drain on the side of the road resulting in Byrd's decapitation.

King, Berry, and Brewer dumped their victim's mutilated remains in the town's black cemetery, and then went to a barbecue.


Hey, if you are talking about spades, call them spades.

CookyJar

[BillJonespbr]

Okay so I have done my homework, read the forum, searched another site reviews and even gotten a couple of PMa from some helpful people on the forum. I have decided that since I will only be in Philly for one night that I am going to check out FC. Based upon the pictures on the web site (can anyone let me know if they are real or not?) I am interested in seeing Maggie. She did have one bad review so that is making me a little nervous. Can anyone comment on her performance vs other girls available there? I would also be interested who you guys think is beat available I will be staying down town. How much will a cab ride cost to get to FC and how long will it take. Thanks. If you ever plan on visiting Ma, RI or CT feel free to hit me up for some information about this area.

Don't see Maggie! My first experience was with her. Matter of fact it was my only time there. The TS was so-so, doing the dirty was good, but the massage after was HORRIBLE. And she was kicking me out after 10 minutes! When I left I still had a little less than 20 mins left! I would not repeat with her. To FC's credit, the mama stopped me on the way out and asked if everything was ok. I said yes and meant to keep going. She put her hand on my arm, stopped me, and said "if you don't tell me if anything was wrong, I can't fix it" So, it is a very nice place, I can't wait to go back, but I won't repeat w Maggie, and I may say something to the mama. Damage for me was $.6

[JGgarth]

Safe? Philly aint Beirut. If it's a warm night it'll make for a decent stroll.

Ain't Beirut? Maybe not Beirut, but according to Philly Daily News.

http://articles.philly.com/2011-06-2...mob-trash-cans

June 27, 2011|By STEPHANIE FARR, farrs@phillynews.com 215-854-4225.

A WOMAN'S leg was broken and several other people were injured Saturday night when a large group of teens accosted pedestrians in Spring Garden, police and witnesses said.

Philadelphia police responded to two reports of pedestrians being assaulted by a large group of young people along Broad Street about 9:30 pm.

According to the police report of the incident, the victim was "jumped" by 30 to 40 men who punched and kicked her numerous times. Police said they checked the area for surveillance but had no luck.

Shortly before the victim's assault, police said, they responded to another assault, about five blocks away. Of a 20-year-old man who said that he was attacked by a large group of men and women. .

Twitter users said that the mob ranged from 50 to 100 people and that participants not only assaulted people but also threw trash cans and lit fireworks.

Maybe not Beirut, but so what. It pays to be aware and careful. The "young people" mentioned as well as,"men", and "youths" and so on are codewords, of course. Meaning one well-known minority.

[Rito1]

In town from Boston for the week and I love this city. Drove around the K with no luck and made my way here. If you are from out of town make sure you go to N 11th not S 11th like I did. I called before I went because their address is not on the website or their BP ad. When I arrived I noticed a tv news truck parked across the st. But I figured if they were doing a story they would not be in a marked truck. Anyway no one would reconize me anyway.

So I headed up after ringing the bell and was met but the hot mama. She took me to the room and left while I got undressed. Then Sara came in and took me to the ts room. Sara is about 5"5' 100lbs with no ass and be cups that felt soft and real. The ts was long and great, she did not miss a spot and teased very well. Now here is where it gets weird. If you have not been here before they have 2 shower tables in the same room. Another girl yells to Sara (I assume) she is coming with someone. So she closes the shower curtin. The other girl brings the guy in and he lays down. Now in the slit in the curtin I am looking eye to eye with the other guy. Thank god my shower was over and she took me out the room to dry me off.

Back to the room I get on the bed and she takes off the bikini right away. I was hoping I was not going have a problem because I told them it was my 1st time there. I guess not.

She starts with an half ass on handed massage for about 2 minutes and tells me to turn over. After that the condom went on with her mouth and we did BJ, doggie, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, & DATY. Finish and a quick tissue clean up. She then goes to get a warm towel. I check my watch and I still had 25 minutes left.

When she came back she told me to turn over and she massaged (very well) my back until time was up.

When I arrived she never asked for the door fee. I have read here on 2 different report that the guys paid a total 1. 6.

Is that correct. In Boston it goes 2. I don't want to cheat her or over pay. She never said anything and looked happy when I gave it to her.

Looks = 6.

Body = 7.

TS = 10.

Massage = 7.

Extras = 10.

Damage 1. 6.

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Poster's age: 26.

• Location: Garden City Area

[Davey1965]

LOL. You know the drill my good man. Pay it a visit an TOFTT and report your findings.

I know. I have an easier time TOFTT'ing escorts or AMP's than these joints. At least you kinda know what to expect. This one is a real unknown, especially if you drive by and look at the place.