Massage Parlor Reports

[Kid Cisco]

OK, here's a Friday night story to break up the monotony of the thread. I headed over to Queen's Massage on Holcomb Bridge Road today. I drew Ivy, a 30-ish Chinese with a nice body and a face of about a 6. I knew my chances of a HE were slim but didn't expect the drama I got.

I asked for a 30-minute massage. 20 minutes on my back and 10 on my front. Ivy seemed pleasant at first and said she used to work at one of the Chinese parlors on Buford Hwy. One would expect her skills to be pretty good, but they sucked. I asked her to use just a little oil but she hosed it on. Felt like a greased pig. On the flip, I tried to lightly caress an ass cheek while pointing to my dick. She jerked away so fast and said,"EXCUSE ME?" Damn, this bytch went from friendly to nasty in a nanosecond. I waited a minute or two and tried again. Same basic response. I finally got fed up with a few minutes remaining, got my clothes on and walked out. Stopped by the front desk to pay the manager. Ivy just stood there and put on this bullshit smiley face in an attempt to sound nice in front of the manager and said,"Thank you for coming, sir." This bytch is truly an actress. Paid the fee, gave her an evil glare and walked out.

Then this bytch had the nerve to follow me out and ask for a tip. I was about at my vehicle, turned around, walked back to her, stood right in her face and said,"Tips are for extra services, not shitty massages." She says,"I give you massage, you supposed to tip." I replied,"Supposed to tip? OK, here's your tip," and I pulled a coin out of my pocket, tossed it at her feet and told her to go fetch.

Went up the road to the former Rainbow Spa, now called Peach Tree. The short mamasan with the DD cans let me in. I asked for a lineup and in walks this ugly skank. I said,"That's all? Last time you told me you had 3 YOUNG women." She said one quit, so it was either her or the skank. I wanted to play with those big tits so I told her she could massage me and I would tip her $40 for a topless HJ. I wanted to do Russian but she wanted $80. No way. Busted a nut, walked out the door and realized I hadn't paid for the HJ. Being a nice guy, I went back and gave her the money.

Here's the fun part: I then called Queen's, asked to speak to Ivy, she got on the phone and I told her in a loud voice,"I just gave your tip to a Korean woman because she gives extra service! You need to take your ass back to China!" Then hung up.

Good Nite!

I am wondering what is the best way of dealing with these chicks either let them know up front before the massage what you are looking for BEFORE she get started and maybe she knows someone that will give you extras, and she can change places with her when I go to these foot massage places I really don't look forward or expect extras I go to them after working out and need to feel relax.

I almost always get a hard on 87% of the time and they know what they doing when they start rubbing on your enter thighs I keep my eyes closed and play like I am asleep because I want to get a GOOD massage for my time, I know everyone isn't interested in just a massage is it better to get it known up front what you want I am sure at least 20% of the guys that go in there is looking for at least a HJ, NOW going to a Korean place you know they are about suckie fuckie LOL LOL that's one thing about Koreans they are willing to take more risks to make a dollar BUT a Chinese are more afraid to take a risk BUT they still look for a tip LOL greedy bit#hes

Anyone know anything about Chi-town? I have a few days here the show isn't until Monday night (Lady GaGa) at the United Center I am going to have some backstage passes so I should be able to fuck me a few groupies again LOL people can say what they want to about her BUT she is cool as fuck and take care of everyone with her shows also she have a sweet round ass on her too I want to bite one of her ass cheeks LOL she caught me looking at it a few times and just smile at me hell she knows she have a ass on her I bet.

Kid Cisco

[Wazoo]

Hi Guys,

Anyone have a phone number for the rub & tug 40's Asian named Linda who had a place near Perimeter Mall? Tried my last number and its been disconnected, please PM me if she is still around.

Locker

She's gone. I'd like to see her again too, or someone like her.

[Niteluvr]

OK, here's a Friday night story to break up the monotony of the thread. I headed over to Queen's Massage on Holcomb Bridge Road today. I drew Ivy, a 30-ish Chinese with a nice body and a face of about a 6. I knew my chances of a HE were slim but didn't expect the drama I got.

I asked for a 30-minute massage. 20 minutes on my back and 10 on my front. Ivy seemed pleasant at first and said she used to work at one of the Chinese parlors on Buford Hwy. One would expect her skills to be pretty good, but they sucked. I asked her to use just a little oil but she hosed it on. Felt like a greased pig. On the flip, I tried to lightly caress an ass cheek while pointing to my dick. She jerked away so fast and said,"EXCUSE ME?" Damn, this bytch went from friendly to nasty in a nanosecond. I waited a minute or two and tried again. Same basic response. I finally got fed up with a few minutes remaining, got my clothes on and walked out. Stopped by the front desk to pay the manager. Ivy just stood there and put on this bullshit smiley face in an attempt to sound nice in front of the manager and said,"Thank you for coming, sir." This bytch is truly an actress. Paid the fee, gave her an evil glare and walked out.

Then this bytch had the nerve to follow me out and ask for a tip. I was about at my vehicle, turned around, walked back to her, stood right in her face and said,"Tips are for extra services, not shitty massages." She says,"I give you massage, you supposed to tip." I replied,"Supposed to tip? OK, here's your tip," and I pulled a coin out of my pocket, tossed it at her feet and told her to go fetch.

Went up the road to the former Rainbow Spa, now called Peach Tree. The short mamasan with the DD cans let me in. I asked for a lineup and in walks this ugly skank. I said,"That's all? Last time you told me you had 3 YOUNG women." She said one quit, so it was either her or the skank. I wanted to play with those big tits so I told her she could massage me and I would tip her $40 for a topless HJ. I wanted to do Russian but she wanted $80. No way. Busted a nut, walked out the door and realized I hadn't paid for the HJ. Being a nice guy, I went back and gave her the money.

Here's the fun part: I then called Queen's, asked to speak to Ivy, she got on the phone and I told her in a loud voice,"I just gave your tip to a Korean woman because she gives extra service! You need to take your ass back to China!" Then hung up.

[Amp Fme]

I'm over the "how big my dick is" quotes. Just show me the pussy places to go. PS every mutherfucker who fucks a 4'9 100lb asian chick thinks his dick is big. They also tell us "me love you long time" I guess you all believe that shit too. Hit me up on the pussy places this other shit is for yourself!

". This other shit is for yourself." I checked. 15 posts and EVERY one of them included some form of "Just show me the pussy places to go." Ya ain't going to like this, but depending on where you live, just get in your car and head N-W-S E, you'll eventually find one.

[Kid Cisco]

Yeah, the mamasan told me the same thing when I called tonight.

Nite, since you told us about SKY, and K treatment Spa I had to do some foot work and go there to see who replace her on my way to the airport for the Lady GaGa show (and IF someone is hatting or jealous of that shame on you).

Well I walk in there and Mamason remember me from my last visit there I asked about Sky and she said she had to leave, so I went to the room and sit on the bed waiting and hoping for another dime to come in BUT NO LUCK! That's right guys NO LUCK! In walk in a short and when I said short I am talking about 4'9 around 90lbs and she had a ton of make-up and looked to be 46+ I thought it was a mamson BUT she said she would take care of me massage, table shower etc. I told her she is cute for some guy a but I have to pass on her today, I will say she took it well because we joke about the size of my foot and her feet I wear a size13 / D LOL.

Well you have it guys NO rant about some other monger spelling BUT some real INTEL / INFO.

Kid Cisco

[Amp Fme]

1) Hmmmm, not much on mongering, except. If Amp4 says to see a lady he has seen and says she is tight, then you may not be able to enter it, if he says it is loose, then you wll have a nice tight fit. But now, if PW says that, then it may well be a little loose, and if he says it is loose, then bring a 2X4 to keep from falling in! LOL LOL.

Correction. If AMP Fme says he has seen a lady, yall better wait awhile til her memory fades or you just aren't going to measure up. Besides, he will have probably told PW about her and his car will be parked outside her door 24/7 just waiting for his shot.

Dee Dee is ot the same as the old one.

Wrong forum, DeeDee is more provider than FBSM. See CL forum.

7) This is a great site, I have been here as long as most anyone, if not before, and I do get tired of the (((I know it all and your opinion does not count as I know better and I have to have the last word as I know more than you)))attitude.

Well, I certainly do not know it all, I will have to give you that. And I will admit that you probably have forgotten more ladies than I will ever know. But I do like having the last word LOL.

I take it you have no suggestions for Snellville or recent info on Hot Stone off Chamblee Tucker?

[KYHeat]

Me? This is what I have learned and surmised, although, WTF do I know?

1) Hmmmm, not much on mongering, except. If Amp4 says to see a lady he has seen and says she is tight, then you may not be able to enter it, if he says it is loose, then you wll have a nice tight fit. But now, if PW says that, then it may well be a little loose, and if he says it is loose, then bring a 2X4 to keep from falling in! LOL LOL.

2) Dee Dee is ot the same as the old one.

3) There are some fine Ebony little ladies that you guys have found and I am jealous but hope not for long! LOL.

4) we all can brag, some of us are better than others and really no one really cares about our personal attributes!

5) We are all here for the same things, #1- finding and reading about pussy and service and #2 to have some fun and comunicating with our friends within our comunity of USASEXGUIDE!

6) I am not dead yet although there may be a few here wish I were!

8) Amp4 does not know where the key is hidden now, but it is in the same thing!

7) This is a great site, I have been here as long as most anyone, if not before, and I do get tired of the (I know it all and your opinion does not count as I know better and I have to have the last word as I know more than you) attitude.

But, it is what it is and we are all humans and life goes on and I can accept anyone for who and what you are. And I will still be here when I wish and you'll will be also. We should be and are friends and should treat each other with respect, abiet with fun too, and learn and have fun using Jackson's great site.

OFF MY FUCKING SOAP BOX, The End!

Bash me, trash me, believe me, like me, dislike me, it has been done by the best and I can take it as we all can read between the lines! As one of my GF's says,"You be well"

Wet Dreams, PW

I'm over the "how big my dick is" quotes. Just show me the pussy places to go. PS every mutherfucker who fucks a 4'9 100lb asian chick thinks his dick is big. They also tell us "me love you long time" I guess you all believe that shit too. Hit me up on the pussy places this other shit is for yourself!

[Knight Crawler]

[QUOTE=Pwhipped; 1146198]

I am sorry they seem so loose to you, but WTF do you expect when you follow a log with a toothpick!

Just DAMN! Quote of the year! ROTFLMAO!

BAMF!

[PWhipped]

Me? This is what I have learned and surmised, although, WTF do I know?

1) Hmmmm, not much on mongering, except. If Amp4 says to see a lady he has seen and says she is tight, then you may not be able to enter it, if he says it is loose, then you wll have a nice tight fit. But now, if PW says that, then it may well be a little loose, and if he says it is loose, then bring a 2X4 to keep from falling in! LOL LOL.

2) Dee Dee is ot the same as the old one.

3) There are some fine Ebony little ladies that you guys have found and I am jealous but hope not for long! LOL.

4) we all can brag, some of us are better than others and really no one really cares about our personal attributes!

5) we are all here for the same things, #1- finding and reading about pussy and service and #2 to have some fun and comunicating with our friends within our comunity of USASEXGUIDE!

6) I am not dead yet although there may be a few here wish I were!

8) Amp4 does not know where the key is hidden now, but it is in the same thing!

7) This is a great site, I have been here as long as most anyone, if not before, and I do get tired of the (((I know it all and your opinion does not count as I know better and I have to have the last word as I know more than you)))attitude.

But, it is what it is and we are all humans and life goes on and I can accept anyone for who and what you are. And I will still be here when I wish and you'll will be also. We should be and are friends and should treat each other with respect, abiet with fun too, and learn and have fun using Jackson's great site.

OFF MY FUCKING SOAP BOX, The End!

Bash me, trash me, believe me, like me, dislike me, it has been done by the best and I can take it as we all can read between the lines! As one of my GF's says, "You be well"

Wet Dreams, PW

[Amp Fme]

[QUOTE=Pwhipped; 1146198]

Har Har Har, BTW, I moved the fu*ng key so you can't get in when I am not there. BUT, if they are there, no problem, go ahead, I will not know you had them as you do not do any damage, Sir Needle Dick! LOL LOL I am sorry they seem so loose to you, but WTF do you expect when you follow a log with a toothpick! (GRIN)

Sorry guys, just a little fun this AM, I shall stop and let everyone get back to PUSSY and mongering. That is what the board is about with a little added humor once in a while.

Wet Dreams, PW

They let me in. Should have added you also forgot to mention that you were Patton's right hand man, you old Methusalah. But okay, I shall stop too as someone is starting to get waaay too serious again. Guys, if you ever find yourself losing your sense of humor. Look in the mirror, then look down, obviously the Great Creator has a sense of humor so why shouldn't you? Hey, it was either that or ask one of PW's GF's. LOL.

Anyone know of a place around Snellville I can check out this weekend? Also thought about revisiting Hot Stone on Chamblee Tucker (by Pizza Hut). Any updates? Anyone? Uh-oh, I must be one of those that just asks but doesn't offer.

[Kid Cisco]

This crack me up when guys show up every few months NOT to add a post about a hooker or AMP place they been to BUT to put down other Mongers writing styles? BUT I bet it wouldn't be a problem as long as a Monger can PM them some phone numbers so they can get someone to "rub and tug" them, how you do you think I get so much info on Latina whUre houses? Because guys that don't write English very well send me PM's.

What some guys don't seem to understand when they try to be the smartest apple in the bowl, is when you post smart ass comments some Mongers will stop posting and just send PM to guys that don't come off as a Jerk Off, I get tons of PM's from guys that I NEVER see post here.

Here my list :

1. Geeks that don't post shit for months BUT when they do in one breath they crying for help for phone numbers of hookers or IF someone can tell them about a place to go and than in next breath they putting down the same guys that post info they looking for about their spelling or some other NERDY shit? (wow sounds very smart doesn't it)?

2. Post a rant about other guys ranting that don't add nothing to the site?

3. WHY would anyone think someone would help out a Jerk that just put down their fellow mongers?

4. Whenever someone ask me a question or post something here asking and looking for help I check out their history and when ALL I see are smart ass comments or they are just crying for others to help them BUT I don't ever see a review or a post talking about someone they seen I want throw them a bone.

Those are my pet peeves like a ass hoe we all have them what we should learn is HOW to look over our pet peeves or things that piss us off IF we are going to get and share info from each others so guys can get what they are looking for IF it takes me reading about the size of another guy dick or how NICE he is to chicks IF that is going to give me info I need to find me a hot Asian or Latina so be it.

Kid Cisco

[PWhipped]

[QUOTE=AMP Fme; 1146192]

You left out having your own room in Heff's mansion. As for those live-in GF's, hate to break it to you. But the only reason they are there is 'because I sneak over while you are racing. LOL

Har Har Har, BTW, I moved the fu*ng key so you can't get in when I am not there. BUT, if they are there, no problem, go ahead, I will not know you had them as you do not do any damage, Sir Needle Dick! LOL LOL I am sorry they seem so loose to you, but WTF do you expect when you follow a log with a toothpick! (GRIN)

Sorry guys, just a little fun this AM, I shall stop and let everyone get back to PUSSY and mongering. That is what the board is about with a little added humor once in a while.

Wet Dreams, PW

[Amp Fme]

[QUOTE=Pwhipped; 1146189]

Hi Guys.

Only come back to the board every couple of weeks now, been working way too hard but since I'm posting wanted to list my board pet peeves since they become apparent every time I read the posts.

Hey old friend, wondered where you had been! Longtime no see!

Sorry I do not have her new location or number either.

Yes it has become a feat to just get the pertinent info from the posts. But alas, it is what it is and everyone has a right to post as they see fit.

Let us see now, I have a 10 1/2 " dick, I make over $350, 000 a year, also I have 3 regular live in girlfriends, and I have my personal AMP girl that I only pay $60 for 3 hours of everything every day, and I travel to 8 different countries regularly, I raced cars at Indy. 24hrs LeMans, Daytona 500, AND, HELL NO, I don't lie or brag. LOL LOL Right AMP4Me? LOL

Have fun everyone and lighten up Louie, it is what it is and no need in starting a cyber war, it takes 2 to Tango.

Hope this made your day, LOL. There are some of us old timers still here, but most of us just read and not post because of the Drama and fluff.

Wet Dreams, PW

You left out having your own room in Heff's mansion. As for those live-in GF's, hate to break it to you. But the only reason they are there is 'because I sneak over while you are racing. LOL

[PWhipped]

[QUOTE=Locker10t; 1146127]Hi Guys.

Only come back to the board every couple of weeks now, been working way too hard but since I'm posting wanted to list my board pet peeves since they become apparent every time I read the posts. [QUOTE]

Hey old friend, wondered where you had been! Longtime no see!

Sorry I do not have her new location or number either.

Yes it has become a feat to just get the pertinent info from the posts. But alas, it is what it is and everyone has a right to post as they see fit.

Let us see now, I have a 10 1/2 " dick, I make over $350, 000 a year, also I have 3 regular live in girlfriends, and I have my personal AMP girl that I only pay $60 for 3 hours of everything every day, and I travel to 8 different countries regularly, I raced cars at Indy. 24hrs LeMans, Daytona 500, AND, HELL NO, I don't lie or brag. LOL LOL Right AMP4Me? LOL

Have fun everyone and lighten up Louie, it is what it is and no need in starting a cyber war, it takes 2 to Tango.

Hope this made your day, LOL. There are some of us old timers still here, but most of us just read and not post because of the Drama and fluff.

Wet Dreams, PW

[Amp Fme]

Well. Since you brought it up, how do you look in a wig and a skirt? Just kidding.

IDK NL, based on some of the ladies I have seen at local places, it might be an improvement. Um, Oz, I'm kidding too. Your idea sounds like a gringo version of the UTR Asian bath houses I keep hearing about. If so, now I have a better appreciation why we never hear more about them. All the mongers here would storm the place.

I am getting quite the education here. Never knew the best way to ask for 411 info was to include a vent on other mongers' posts at the same time. I must be getting too old for all this, 'because that don't make sense to me.