Massage Parlor Reports

[Niteluvr]

Had an errand to run in Roswell today so decided to hit up some AMPs on a long ride back home:

Evergreen: Only one woman working, a Korean with huge bolt-ons whom I recognized from New York, N. Y. Spa in Buckhead. She told me before her cans were fake but when I briefly talked to her this time, she insisted they were real. I just laughed and walked out.

Doshi Spa (former Maia) : One Korean working, about 40 years old with a decent body and face. Was looking for someone younger so didn't stay. Hey, at least Doshi is open.

Buja Spa: Went in looking for the petite Korean whom I had known from the old Midori Spa. Mamasan said she'd been fired. LOL. Perhaps she was up to her old tricks and doing BBBJs there.

* Juker, did you pay her a vist at Buja? *

VIP Spa (Alpharetta) : Same old skanks as last time I reported.

Jasmine Spa (Alpharetta / Cumming) : Slow Sunday so just the old mamasan was working.

Sun Spa (Cumming) : Old mamasan skank working that I reported on a few weeks ago. As a joke, I offered her $100 for FS and she turned it down! I guess she has a lot of old, desperate dudes who are willing to pay more.

Pine Health (Cumming) : Mimi the bytch was there. She's the one that treated my buddy like shit last time.

Apple Spa (Buford) : One ugly 40-ish Korean working.

Chi Spa (Buford) : Basically same as Apple.

[Niteluvr]

Gentlemen,

This is my first post so excuse me briefly if I made any major errors. In the past, I've been to 3 or 4 spas and most of them were in AL. Last night I was on my way to a birthday party at la fonda and having the urge and being early, I stopped by Oasis around 6pm. The place was empty and had only 2 girls, ahem, women, working. At first, the mamasan brought in the first one and then I asked to see the other one, and went back to the first one. She said 60 for an 1/2 hour and asked what I wanted to do. Since I didn't have a whole lot of time before dinner, I asked for a BJ. I offered 120 and she said no. I asked how much more and she said a lot. I laughed and literally just walked out with my head held high and other head. Well down. There is no way I'm paying more than $120 for a BJ from a 40+ year old women who isn't all that attractive. As a side note both of the girls were older 40+, too much much make up, one w fake tits that don't look good and the other tits were too saggy. Anyways, I wish that I had a better report and maybe I can take of my urge somewhere else later today.

Good first post! You did well by walking out and not falling for their overpriced bullshit.

[Hobby For All]

Gentlemen,

This is my first post so excuse me briefly if I made any major errors. In the past, I've been to 3 or 4 spas and most of them were in AL. Last night I was on my way to a birthday party at la fonda and having the urge and being early, I stopped by Oasis around 6pm. The place was empty and had only 2 girls, ahem, women, working. At first, the mamasan brought in the first one and then I asked to see the other one, and went back to the first one. She said 60 for an 1/2 hour and asked what I wanted to do. Since I didn't have a whole lot of time before dinner, I asked for a BJ. I offered 120 and she said no. I asked how much more and she said a lot. I laughed and literally just walked out with my head held high and other head. Well down. There is no way I'm paying more than $120 for a BJ from a 40+ year old women who isn't all that attractive. As a side note both of the girls were older 40+, too much much make up, one w fake tits that don't look good and the other tits were too saggy. Anyways, I wish that I had a better report and maybe I can take of my urge somewhere else later today.

I would never offer 120 for a BJ when I can get FS for that.

[Shazbot1960]

Gentlemen,

This is my first post so excuse me briefly if I made any major errors. In the past, I've been to 3 or 4 spas and most of them were in AL. Last night I was on my way to a birthday party at la fonda and having the urge and being early, I stopped by Oasis around 6pm. The place was empty and had only 2 girls, ahem, women, working. At first, the mamasan brought in the first one and then I asked to see the other one, and went back to the first one. She said 60 for an 1/2 hour and asked what I wanted to do. Since I didn't have a whole lot of time before dinner, I asked for a BJ. I offered 120 and she said no. I asked how much more and she said a lot. I laughed and literally just walked out with my head held high and other head. Well down. There is no way I'm paying more than $120 for a BJ from a 40+ year old women who isn't all that attractive. As a side note both of the girls were older 40+, too much much make up, one w fake tits that don't look good and the other tits were too saggy. Anyways, I wish that I had a better report and maybe I can take of my urge somewhere else later today.

That sucks! I visited this place twice & was happy wth the talent. I guess they have been too slow to keep any lookers. Amazing they let you leave

[NuGuy36]

She wanted $120 extra for a HJ! Are you shitting me? WTF is going on with the girls at these massage places?

Gentlemen,

This is my first post so excuse me briefly if I made any major errors. In the past, I've been to 3 or 4 spas and most of them were in AL. Last night I was on my way to a birthday party at la fonda and having the urge and being early, I stopped by Oasis around 6pm. The place was empty and had only 2 girls, ahem, women, working. At first, the mamasan brought in the first one and then I asked to see the other one, and went back to the first one. She said 60 for an 1/2 hour and asked what I wanted to do. Since I didn't have a whole lot of time before dinner, I asked for a BJ. I offered 120 and she said no. I asked how much more and she said a lot. I laughed and literally just walked out with my head held high and other head. Well down. There is no way I'm paying more than $120 for a BJ from a 40+ year old women who isn't all that attractive. As a side note both of the girls were older 40+, too much much make up, one w fake tits that don't look good and the other tits were too saggy. Anyways, I wish that I had a better report and maybe I can take of my urge somewhere else later today.

[Horndog79]

Gentlemen,

This is my first post so excuse me briefly if I made any major errors. In the past, I've been to 3 or 4 spas and most of them were in AL. Last night I was on my way to a birthday party at la fonda and having the urge and being early, I stopped by Oasis around 6pm. The place was empty and had only 2 girls, ahem, women, working. At first, the mamasan brought in the first one and then I asked to see the other one, and went back to the first one. She said 60 for an 1/2 hour and asked what I wanted to do. Since I didn't have a whole lot of time before dinner, I asked for a BJ. I offered 120 and she said no. I asked how much more and she said a lot. I laughed and literally just walked out with my head held high and other head. Well down. There is no way I'm paying more than $120 for a BJ from a 40+ year old women who isn't all that attractive. As a side note both of the girls were older 40+, too much much make up, one w fake tits that don't look good and the other tits were too saggy. Anyways, I wish that I had a better report and maybe I can take of my urge somewhere else later today.

[Niteluvr]

WTF is Chi-town? An area of Atlanta? Wasn't Lady Gaga a porn actress? Seems she's the new Madonna without new material.

Oops. Just realized you probably mean the United Center in Chicago. My fault.

[Niteluvr]

Good Nite!

I am wondering what is the best way of dealing with these chicks either let them know up front before the massage what you are looking for BEFORE she get started and maybe she knows someone that will give you extras, and she can change places with her when I go to these foot massage places I really don't look forward or expect extras I go to them after working out and need to feel relax.

I almost always get a hard on 87% of the time and they know what they doing when they start rubbing on your enter thighs I keep my eyes closed and play like I am asleep because I want to get a GOOD massage for my time, I know everyone isn't interested in just a massage is it better to get it known up front what you want I am sure at least 20% of the guys that go in there is looking for at least a HJ, NOW going to a Korean place you know they are about suckie fuckie LOL LOL that's one thing about Koreans they are willing to take more risks to make a dollar BUT a Chinese are more afraid to take a risk BUT they still look for a tip LOL greedy bit#hes

Anyone know anything about Chi-town? I have a few days here the show isn't until Monday night (Lady GaGa) at the United Center I am going to have some backstage passes so I should be able to fuck me a few groupies again LOL people can say what they want to about her BUT she is cool as fuck and take care of everyone with her shows also she have a sweet round ass on her too I want to bite one of her ass cheeks LOL she caught me looking at it a few times and just smile at me hell she knows she have a ass on her I bet.

Kid Cisco

WTF is Chi-town? An area of Atlanta? Wasn't Lady Gaga a porn actress? Seems she's the new Madonna without new material.

[Kid Cisco]

OK, here's a Friday night story to break up the monotony of the thread. I headed over to Queen's Massage on Holcomb Bridge Road today. I drew Ivy, a 30-ish Chinese with a nice body and a face of about a 6. I knew my chances of a HE were slim but didn't expect the drama I got.

I asked for a 30-minute massage. 20 minutes on my back and 10 on my front. Ivy seemed pleasant at first and said she used to work at one of the Chinese parlors on Buford Hwy. One would expect her skills to be pretty good, but they sucked. I asked her to use just a little oil but she hosed it on. Felt like a greased pig. On the flip, I tried to lightly caress an ass cheek while pointing to my dick. She jerked away so fast and said,"EXCUSE ME?" Damn, this bytch went from friendly to nasty in a nanosecond. I waited a minute or two and tried again. Same basic response. I finally got fed up with a few minutes remaining, got my clothes on and walked out. Stopped by the front desk to pay the manager. Ivy just stood there and put on this bullshit smiley face in an attempt to sound nice in front of the manager and said,"Thank you for coming, sir." This bytch is truly an actress. Paid the fee, gave her an evil glare and walked out.

Then this bytch had the nerve to follow me out and ask for a tip. I was about at my vehicle, turned around, walked back to her, stood right in her face and said,"Tips are for extra services, not shitty massages." She says,"I give you massage, you supposed to tip." I replied,"Supposed to tip? OK, here's your tip," and I pulled a coin out of my pocket, tossed it at her feet and told her to go fetch.

Went up the road to the former Rainbow Spa, now called Peach Tree. The short mamasan with the DD cans let me in. I asked for a lineup and in walks this ugly skank. I said,"That's all? Last time you told me you had 3 YOUNG women." She said one quit, so it was either her or the skank. I wanted to play with those big tits so I told her she could massage me and I would tip her $40 for a topless HJ. I wanted to do Russian but she wanted $80. No way. Busted a nut, walked out the door and realized I hadn't paid for the HJ. Being a nice guy, I went back and gave her the money.

Here's the fun part: I then called Queen's, asked to speak to Ivy, she got on the phone and I told her in a loud voice,"I just gave your tip to a Korean woman because she gives extra service! You need to take your ass back to China!" Then hung up.

Good Nite!

I am wondering what is the best way of dealing with these chicks either let them know up front before the massage what you are looking for BEFORE she get started and maybe she knows someone that will give you extras, and she can change places with her when I go to these foot massage places I really don't look forward or expect extras I go to them after working out and need to feel relax.

I almost always get a hard on 87% of the time and they know what they doing when they start rubbing on your enter thighs I keep my eyes closed and play like I am asleep because I want to get a GOOD massage for my time, I know everyone isn't interested in just a massage is it better to get it known up front what you want I am sure at least 20% of the guys that go in there is looking for at least a HJ, NOW going to a Korean place you know they are about suckie fuckie LOL LOL that's one thing about Koreans they are willing to take more risks to make a dollar BUT a Chinese are more afraid to take a risk BUT they still look for a tip LOL greedy bit#hes

Anyone know anything about Chi-town? I have a few days here the show isn't until Monday night (Lady GaGa) at the United Center I am going to have some backstage passes so I should be able to fuck me a few groupies again LOL people can say what they want to about her BUT she is cool as fuck and take care of everyone with her shows also she have a sweet round ass on her too I want to bite one of her ass cheeks LOL she caught me looking at it a few times and just smile at me hell she knows she have a ass on her I bet.

Kid Cisco

[Wazoo]

Hi Guys,

Anyone have a phone number for the rub & tug 40's Asian named Linda who had a place near Perimeter Mall? Tried my last number and its been disconnected, please PM me if she is still around.

Locker

She's gone. I'd like to see her again too, or someone like her.

[Niteluvr]

OK, here's a Friday night story to break up the monotony of the thread. I headed over to Queen's Massage on Holcomb Bridge Road today. I drew Ivy, a 30-ish Chinese with a nice body and a face of about a 6. I knew my chances of a HE were slim but didn't expect the drama I got.

I asked for a 30-minute massage. 20 minutes on my back and 10 on my front. Ivy seemed pleasant at first and said she used to work at one of the Chinese parlors on Buford Hwy. One would expect her skills to be pretty good, but they sucked. I asked her to use just a little oil but she hosed it on. Felt like a greased pig. On the flip, I tried to lightly caress an ass cheek while pointing to my dick. She jerked away so fast and said,"EXCUSE ME?" Damn, this bytch went from friendly to nasty in a nanosecond. I waited a minute or two and tried again. Same basic response. I finally got fed up with a few minutes remaining, got my clothes on and walked out. Stopped by the front desk to pay the manager. Ivy just stood there and put on this bullshit smiley face in an attempt to sound nice in front of the manager and said,"Thank you for coming, sir." This bytch is truly an actress. Paid the fee, gave her an evil glare and walked out.

Then this bytch had the nerve to follow me out and ask for a tip. I was about at my vehicle, turned around, walked back to her, stood right in her face and said,"Tips are for extra services, not shitty massages." She says,"I give you massage, you supposed to tip." I replied,"Supposed to tip? OK, here's your tip," and I pulled a coin out of my pocket, tossed it at her feet and told her to go fetch.

Went up the road to the former Rainbow Spa, now called Peach Tree. The short mamasan with the DD cans let me in. I asked for a lineup and in walks this ugly skank. I said,"That's all? Last time you told me you had 3 YOUNG women." She said one quit, so it was either her or the skank. I wanted to play with those big tits so I told her she could massage me and I would tip her $40 for a topless HJ. I wanted to do Russian but she wanted $80. No way. Busted a nut, walked out the door and realized I hadn't paid for the HJ. Being a nice guy, I went back and gave her the money.

Here's the fun part: I then called Queen's, asked to speak to Ivy, she got on the phone and I told her in a loud voice,"I just gave your tip to a Korean woman because she gives extra service! You need to take your ass back to China!" Then hung up.

[Amp Fme]

I'm over the "how big my dick is" quotes. Just show me the pussy places to go. PS every mutherfucker who fucks a 4'9 100lb asian chick thinks his dick is big. They also tell us "me love you long time" I guess you all believe that shit too. Hit me up on the pussy places this other shit is for yourself!

". This other shit is for yourself." I checked. 15 posts and EVERY one of them included some form of "Just show me the pussy places to go." Ya ain't going to like this, but depending on where you live, just get in your car and head N-W-S E, you'll eventually find one.

[Kid Cisco]

Yeah, the mamasan told me the same thing when I called tonight.

Nite, since you told us about SKY, and K treatment Spa I had to do some foot work and go there to see who replace her on my way to the airport for the Lady GaGa show (and IF someone is hatting or jealous of that shame on you).

Well I walk in there and Mamason remember me from my last visit there I asked about Sky and she said she had to leave, so I went to the room and sit on the bed waiting and hoping for another dime to come in BUT NO LUCK! That's right guys NO LUCK! In walk in a short and when I said short I am talking about 4'9 around 90lbs and she had a ton of make-up and looked to be 46+ I thought it was a mamson BUT she said she would take care of me massage, table shower etc. I told her she is cute for some guy a but I have to pass on her today, I will say she took it well because we joke about the size of my foot and her feet I wear a size13 / D LOL.

Well you have it guys NO rant about some other monger spelling BUT some real INTEL / INFO.

Kid Cisco

[Amp Fme]

1) Hmmmm, not much on mongering, except. If Amp4 says to see a lady he has seen and says she is tight, then you may not be able to enter it, if he says it is loose, then you wll have a nice tight fit. But now, if PW says that, then it may well be a little loose, and if he says it is loose, then bring a 2X4 to keep from falling in! LOL LOL.

Correction. If AMP Fme says he has seen a lady, yall better wait awhile til her memory fades or you just aren't going to measure up. Besides, he will have probably told PW about her and his car will be parked outside her door 24/7 just waiting for his shot.

Dee Dee is ot the same as the old one.

Wrong forum, DeeDee is more provider than FBSM. See CL forum.

7) This is a great site, I have been here as long as most anyone, if not before, and I do get tired of the (((I know it all and your opinion does not count as I know better and I have to have the last word as I know more than you)))attitude.

Well, I certainly do not know it all, I will have to give you that. And I will admit that you probably have forgotten more ladies than I will ever know. But I do like having the last word LOL.

I take it you have no suggestions for Snellville or recent info on Hot Stone off Chamblee Tucker?

[KYHeat]

Me? This is what I have learned and surmised, although, WTF do I know?

1) Hmmmm, not much on mongering, except. If Amp4 says to see a lady he has seen and says she is tight, then you may not be able to enter it, if he says it is loose, then you wll have a nice tight fit. But now, if PW says that, then it may well be a little loose, and if he says it is loose, then bring a 2X4 to keep from falling in! LOL LOL.

2) Dee Dee is ot the same as the old one.

3) There are some fine Ebony little ladies that you guys have found and I am jealous but hope not for long! LOL.

4) we all can brag, some of us are better than others and really no one really cares about our personal attributes!

5) We are all here for the same things, #1- finding and reading about pussy and service and #2 to have some fun and comunicating with our friends within our comunity of USASEXGUIDE!

6) I am not dead yet although there may be a few here wish I were!

8) Amp4 does not know where the key is hidden now, but it is in the same thing!

7) This is a great site, I have been here as long as most anyone, if not before, and I do get tired of the (I know it all and your opinion does not count as I know better and I have to have the last word as I know more than you) attitude.

But, it is what it is and we are all humans and life goes on and I can accept anyone for who and what you are. And I will still be here when I wish and you'll will be also. We should be and are friends and should treat each other with respect, abiet with fun too, and learn and have fun using Jackson's great site.

OFF MY FUCKING SOAP BOX, The End!

Bash me, trash me, believe me, like me, dislike me, it has been done by the best and I can take it as we all can read between the lines! As one of my GF's says,"You be well"

Wet Dreams, PW

I'm over the "how big my dick is" quotes. Just show me the pussy places to go. PS every mutherfucker who fucks a 4'9 100lb asian chick thinks his dick is big. They also tell us "me love you long time" I guess you all believe that shit too. Hit me up on the pussy places this other shit is for yourself!