Streetwalker Reports

**Rickm0755** · 12-26-10 00:54

Originally Posted by John Wise [View Original Post]

Just remember if you do have to go "Ike Turner" on a SW don't hit her in the face you don't want any Aids infested blood on you or in your car, body shots (but only if she is trying to rob you)

I agree. A shot to the solar plexus (between the tits and just about the stomach) is a better shot. No blood, and it takes the wind out of her.

**Kidcudi09** · 12-24-10 16:38

Originally Posted by John Wise [View Original Post]

My friend went 4 times (mandatory Health and safety class)

I thought the "health and safety" classes were eliminated back in early 2000. Wow! Thanks for the info J. W. That just goes to show that the "36th" doesn't follow a pattern.

**Bratley1055** · 12-24-10 13:17

Hooked up with Sunshine this early morning. I agree with John Wise, she treats you great and gives the best head around. Great way to start a holiday. Can give info to ACTIVE SENIOR members. Otherwise don't bother.

**Rickm0755** · 12-23-10 14:09

Originally Posted by John Wise [View Original Post]

Bro, no disrespect, but if you need a weapon like a "tire thumper" to kick a chicks ass then you need to stay the hell out of Detroit, those dopeboys / gangsters will eat you alive.

I think "this situation could be foiled fairly easily" if you beat a wh0re ass for trying to take your keys, if a SW ever tried to pull any of that BS I would go "Ike Turner" on her ass. I don't care if she had a box knife, she is only going to cut me once-once on my left hand or forearm and then my right hand will punch and back fist her like it was a gang initiation. I would rather get some stitches then be at the mercy of some wh0re. Just my two cents.

No offense taken. It was just a suggestion about the tire thumper. I whole-heartedly agree with you about beating her ass. The thing with the zip straps is that it would definitely slow her down, or serve as a deterrent, and give you a chance to either beat her, or throw her out of the car. Personally, I've been pretty lucky. (and I'd rather be lucky than good LOL) With the current economic situation, my play time has been severely curtailed. Merry Christmas to one and all.

**Mw Jrp** · 12-23-10 08:58

Yeah, go north. No LE hassles. Read my reports. MW.

Originally Posted by Oneknot [View Original Post]

Thanks for the advice guys. I'm definitely going to fight the ticket, but sadly plan on keeping my distance from JR for a while. I can only assume that the cop would remember my vehicle. The ave is usually good for me, but tends to be a bit of a trip. Any suggestions on some new places to scope out?

**Jackbb** · 12-23-10 04:45

Originally Posted by Flint69 [View Original Post]

A few years ago in flint I was charged with impeding traffic, which everyone knows is a prostitution ticket. My car was impounded but I was not charged the $800. 00 to get it back, which was good. When I went to court the officer showed up, they offered me disorderly with a $4550. 00 fine to end it which I accepted. In flint they are very dilligent about getting their money, but now with 67 cops on the street, spread among three shifts they leave you alone. Now only if the economy was better for more mongering money.

Did I get that right? A $4550 fine for impeding traffic! Did you have a lawyer? OMG!

**Oneknot** · 12-22-10 15:46

Thanks for the advice guys. I'm definitely going to fight the ticket, but sadly plan on keeping my distance from JR for a while. I can only assume that the cop would remember my vehicle. The ave is usually good for me, but tends to be a bit of a trip. Any suggestions on some new places to scope out?

**Flint69** · 12-21-10 21:03

Originally Posted by Kidcudi09 [View Original Post]

You'll get the standard 2 visits to the 36th District, you may even get 3 visits before the ticket is dropped or reduced to a fee. Dealing with 36th District, there is a greater than likely chance the officer will not appear.

A few years ago in flint I was charged with impeding traffic, which everyone knows is a prostitution ticket. My car was impounded but I was not charged the $800. 00 to get it back, which was good. When I went to court the officer showed up, they offered me disorderly with a $4550. 00 fine to end it which I accepted. In flint they are very dilligent about getting their money, but now with 67 cops on the street, spread among three shifts they leave you alone. Now only if the economy was better for more mongering money.

**Flint69** · 12-21-10 20:56

Originally Posted by Kidcudi09 [View Original Post]

You'll get the standard 2 visits to the 36th District, you may even get 3 visits before the ticket is dropped or reduced to a fee. Dealing with 36th District, there is a greater than likely chance the officer will not appear.

When I received mine in flint, all they would reduce it to was disorderly and also gave me community service. I had to visit them three times brfore it was over.

**Mw Jrp** · 12-21-10 17:29

But as usual I found myself in Detroit. In fact I was at Telegraph and 5 Mile, so I rolled down Fenkel where I used to have good luck scooping a date. I passed on rolling the triangle where I got my LIPIO ticket many moons ago from a UC dick. Sure enough there was a BSW along Fenkel east of Lasher. It was nice to know the ole circuit is still working.

But just before I found any girls, here comes Detroit's finest, LE, in a marked car. I recall dipping and dodging them a couple years ago. But the damn UC's are impossible to scope out for an out-of-towner. The few times I rolled thru and around the triangle it was thick with LE day and night.

Now, the point of this report, is to report a little north about 50-60 miles in Flint if you see a LE they usually keep on rolling leaving us mongers to do our thing, which is roll on until we find just what we are looking for. And up north I roll for 2-4 hours a day. There are always dates out and eventually, I find just what I want; without interference from LE.

Flint69, Merry Christmas to you too. Be safe and good hunting. MW

**Kidcudi09** · 12-21-10 06:15

Originally Posted by Mystery Date [View Original Post]

I have a little speech I casually give whenever I mistakenly pick up a girl who gives me a ripoff vibe. It goes something like this.

"A lot of girls don't think about the long-term implications of ripping off a customer. A guy who's ripped off will remember the girl who's done it for a long time. He'll be back on the stroll one day, maybe in a different car, maybe in a hat, hard to see. A girl who's a ripoff artist has to remember every guy she's ever ripped off. She's always got to remember, 'did I do this guy wrong, and if so, what's he going to do? ' The guy's only got to remember _one girl_."

And then I kick her skanky ass out of the car.

Good one MD. I usually say "I have to pick up my brother from work and I'm running late" or "I thought you were somebody else" or "Aren't you <insert fake name "

After that you're getting the boot from the car.

**Kidcudi09** · 12-21-10 06:12

Originally Posted by Mw Jrp [View Original Post]

About 2 years ago I got a LIPIO ticket, prostitution. I never stopped, nor touched the gal, just dropped her off around corner. Cop wrote me up and said tell it to the judge. So I did; 2 visits to Detroit downtown, the cop no showed, and case dismissed. I'm guessing your misdemeanor, like mine might be dropped. I'd give it a try. No lawyer, no muss, no fuss. Good luck. MW

You'll get the standard 2 visits to the 36th District, you may even get 3 visits before the ticket is dropped or reduced to a fee. Dealing with 36th District, there is a greater than likely chance the officer will not appear.

**Mw Jrp** · 12-20-10 22:12

Originally Posted by Oneknot [View Original Post]

Friday night I was on John R heading to the Booby Trap with some friends. Got rolled by DPD just south of 8mile. They tried to bust us for mongering. Ended up getting a ticket for open container. However I have to say while there was alcohol in the car, none of us had been drinking yet and all bottles were sealed. WTF? I mean I'm no angel, but really a fake ticket? Probably going to get jabbed at for asking this, but how in the heck can they do that? Is there any way to fight it? On a brighter note some crack head ho walked by laughing at us. Had to add insult to injury.

About 2 years ago I got a LIPIO ticket, prostitution. I never stopped, nor touched the gal, just dropped her off around corner. Cop wrote me up and said tell it to the judge. So I did; 2 visits to Detroit downtown, the cop no showed, and case dismissed. I'm guessing your misdemeanor, like mine might be dropped. I'd give it a try. No lawyer, no muss, no fuss. Good luck. MW

**Oneknot** · 12-20-10 18:09

Friday night I was on John R heading to the Booby Trap with some friends. Got rolled by DPD just south of 8mile. They tried to bust us for mongering. Ended up getting a ticket for open container. However I have to say while there was alcohol in the car, none of us had been drinking yet and all bottles were sealed. WTF? I mean I'm no angel, but really a fake ticket? Probably going to get jabbed at for asking this, but how in the heck can they do that? Is there any way to fight it? On a brighter note some crack head ho walked by laughing at us. Had to add insult to injury.

**Mystery Date** · 12-20-10 06:38

I have a little speech I casually give whenever I mistakenly pick up a girl who gives me a ripoff vibe. It goes something like this.

"A lot of girls don't think about the long-term implications of ripping off a customer. A guy who's ripped off will remember the girl who's done it for a long time. He'll be back on the stroll one day, maybe in a different car, maybe in a hat, hard to see. A girl who's a ripoff artist has to remember every guy she's ever ripped off. She's always got to remember, 'did I do this guy wrong, and if so, what's he going to do? ' The guy's only got to remember _one girl_."

And then I kick her skanky ass out of the car.