Massage Parlor Reports

[KrangleVerse]

Visited a couple weeks ago, when I entered, noticed the security camera inside, thought good things might happen here. Was brought to a room with a futon and told its 20 more than standard price, told her I just wanted the regular table for the normal price. What was weird is she kept pointing at the futon almost begging me to do the futon massage, I took that as another hint more might be available here. Was brought into the room with the table, then the massage started, she kept a sheet over half my body most of the time and kept saying "ohh its so cold". Not really much of a massage either besides the back walking, using the poles on the ceiling, not any teasing during massage. At the end of the massage, she turned me over and rubbed the inner legs, again under the sheet. I finally removed the sheet and motioned for the happy ending, she said "no only massage here" then said I could DIY. She did let me touch her over her clothing during the massage. Overall, it has all the signs of a place with more potential, but don't think I'll be back.

Don't get too excited about the L2 report below. This is the typical experience there.

[AlwaysALot]

Visited a couple weeks ago, when I entered, noticed the security camera inside, thought good things might happen here. Was brought to a room with a futon and told its 20 more than standard price, told her I just wanted the regular table for the normal price. What was weird is she kept pointing at the futon almost begging me to do the futon massage, I took that as another hint more might be available here. Was brought into the room with the table, then the massage started, she kept a sheet over half my body most of the time and kept saying "ohh its so cold". Not really much of a massage either besides the back walking, using the poles on the ceiling, not any teasing during massage. At the end of the massage, she turned me over and rubbed the inner legs, again under the sheet. I finally removed the sheet and motioned for the happy ending, she said "no only massage here" then said I could DIY. She did let me touch her over her clothing during the massage. Overall, it has all the signs of a place with more potential, but don't think I'll be back.

[LastsLonger]

Great Post.

[Poogs]

I have been busy traveling lately and AMPs in other states and cities charge less for the hour and less for tip. Here it is getting too expensive for what it's worth IMHO. So, I decided I will dump all my info, all the places I have gone. All of these are YMMV, I have had some places be a sure thing each time, while I have seen others struggle. Some of these places I have gone for years. I am not including names of girls because I don't feel comfortable after the last time I did and she got waaaaay too many requests.

One trick I have been doing over the years is when I call a place, even if its new or old, I always ask "Who is working" and pick a girl based on the name. Most of the time the girls assume I have been there before, and if I don't like that girl I can try a different name at another time.

Harmony (both locations): I always get HE whenever I go here, I have been going to both Harmony locations for years, most if not all the girls working there have seen me, massaged me and HE'd me. The last time I was at the Shoreview location I saw a new girl and she gave me HE and now she is working at the Wayazata location.

696: I really don't like this place even though I have gotten more than lucky on a few occasions. The mamasan who works at the front barged into the room during the last HE because she was mad I didn't tip her $40 to watch me DIY (I made a previous post about this, this place is ridiculous). There is one girl who works there that someone else reported on that gives a chompy BBJ.

Guilian: Been here a few times, they give you a full prostate exam each time. This is one of those places that leaves the door open, one time I was on my hands and knees on the table getting milked and the other lady who works there just stood and watched. I looked down between my legs and saw her and made eye contact. The ladies here are nice and have never asked for more money. The bigger gal doesn't just jerk you up and down either she massages the whole area.

Serenity Spa in WBL: I get a lot of questions about this one and I know why now, it is hard to find on Google Maps. It should come up as Serenity Spa White Bear Lake. This place is hit or miss. One time I went and enjoyed a massaged with a lot of teasing and a nice finish. Then I took a shower because there was one in the room. The woman working stayed the whole time and dried me off after. One time I had the front desk lady. She has huge sweater puppies but a pancake ass which is a dealbreaker for me. She edged me 3 times then I finished DIY exploding everywhere.

Rose Lake Spa: This one is weird. One time in August of 2025 I went and had a great massage with a girl who had a huge butt and curly hair. She was maybe mid 30-mid 40's. She gave me an HE and pulled her pants down so I could touch her butt and stuff. Then a week later I called to get another appointment and the person working there said she had no idea who I was talking about, I scheduled an appointment and the place only had one old lady working there. My guess is the place is legit and the girl got caught making extra?

We Knead You: Basically guaranteed HE, good place if you are striking out and just need a win. Last time I was there the lady had a bowl cut and it was hard to stay hard without laughing.

New Healing Foot Spa: Used to see this place on here a lot, went and it's fun. They have curtains instead of walls. This place gets a lot of regular people who are not there to get yanked like us. The last time I was there I got an HE while a woman was getting a foot massage in the chair right in front of the curtain I was behind. It was awesome. I have had a few out of state experiences like this and they always add an extra rush.

Yun: Okay last but not least, I have a lot to say about this place because it could have been awesome. I went for the first time, I don't like the location at all. Greeted by an old lady, no problem. Go to the room, get undressed, she comes in after all my clothes are off "Hey sorry we are busy can you wait 10?" yeah absolutely no problem. I chill looking at my phone, 5 minutes pass and the door busts open and it's a very very very pretty lady in tight scrubs. I'm shocked because I thought I was getting the old lady, now I am thinking this is legit and I am standing nude in front of this person like a creep. She is very cool and comes in and I lay down. She says she is hot and asks if she can just wear her leggings. Absolutely. She drops her pants and is now in leggings and her sports bra. I peek up and she is sporting a massive camel toe in the leggings. I basically pitch a tent downward into the table at this point. Massage was great, She stood on the table and stretched my legs, the towel fell off and she started touching me with her feet. It was fantastic, I didn't know I liked feet like that. She hopped off the table and asked something about if I had a wife or girlfriend or if I was seeing someone that day and I said no and she started to kiss me on the mouth, cheek and left lipstick marks on my neck and lower body. I did not know this is what she was going to do, I enjoyed it but now I have to walk out of the place covered in lipstick? She ended giving me an HE and left the room to get a hot towel. She came back in with another girl that worked there, she was maybe 40 but had a really nice ass. They cleaned me up, made some nice comments about my parts, and then left again. The main girl came back, we wrapped up I tipped and left.

Obviously I wanted to go back, on my return trip I saw the girl with the big ass. When I called I tried to get with the girl I had seen the previous time, the big butt gal lied and said she gave me the entire massage the previous time. She said she was wearing a wig. Something is obviously up. So I get a 30 min from the big butt gal on a futon because I had an extra $5 on me. After about 10 minutes she leaves the room, the door opens and someone starts kissing my leg and then the side of my butt. Its the girl from the first time. She says I am sorry I can't do your massage today come next time I will see you, she kisses me more, on the mouth, neck face wherever. Then she leaves and the other girl comes in. I make a comment about how Asian girls aren't built like her and she is very cute blah blah blah. She said her butt is real, I ask if I can see it, she says not this time but while I am laying on my back she puts her butt almost entirely over my face "as a joke". At the end she doesn't give me an HE and says next time you come we can. I tip for standard massage since there is no HE, she is extremely happy with the $20.

Letting my dick think for me, I decide to go a third time. This time I get the girl from the first time. She is touching me a lot and on the flip she is very attentive to my areas. She is getting me hard and starts rubbing all the pleasure points. Then, she pats my balls and hops up and says okay that's it for today! My next appointment is here. My balls are blue. Hahah hey can we do what we did last time? Oh no not this time, next time maybe. Oh okay. So she leaves the room, I hop up to get the tip money and get dressed. She comes in and proceeds to talk to me for over 10 minutes while I stand at full mast. Asking me what I do even though I already told her during the massage. I am like hey didn't you say you had an appointment? Oh yeah and then she leaves the room with the door wide open.

The massage is fun, I like when they do stupid shit like be awkward and act shady about stuff because it kind of adds to the thrill, but unfortunately I live too close for my comfort to Yun and I don't want to see one of these girls in public, also the walk of shame is insane, the parking lot is always packed with cars especially during the summer. The one time I left covered in kiss marks was probably the worst walk of shame I have ever had to do.

Like I said I am retiring from this area, I am enjoying my adventures in other states with other AMPs, but for now this area isn't what it used to be, which is fine. I might make another post with places as they come up, but everything here has been visited by me in the last 6 months at least. Good luck out there!

[JmcGrawmn99]

Most massages I have gotten at AMPs where you pay for an hour and if given a happy ending a nice tip. The few times I got a nonamp massage it was 5 minute massage, flip and happy ending no tip expected. Looking at other sites massage girls range from 180 to 300 for massage happy ending. Some are full service which is an extra fee. Am I mistaken? Massage would be only 5-10 minutes.

You're correct for the most part, it just varies by girl. The AMPs do tend to spend. More time with the massage with the flip coming with about 15 minutes left on the clock. With the nonamp. Massage girls you are paying for the experience, not the time. For the non AMP who provide extras the cost and service offerings can vary widely. I would suggest a membership to a site like TER where you can get. More detailed reviews and some discussions of price. They have way more updates on providers than get shared here.

[JmcGrawmn99]

For anyone wanting to travel to the La crosse area or are ever in that area, two tried and true AMP that didn't disappoint. Feel free to DM me, but looking for a for sure thing in the cities.

Sure things in the city are hard to come by. Read through some. Of the old posts, but don't go back farther than a few months. Things change frequently.

[JamesAndrews]

Most massages I have gotten at AMPs where you pay for an hour and if given a happy ending a nice tip. The few times I got a nonamp massage it was 5 minute massage, flip and happy ending no tip expected. Looking at other sites massage girls range from 180 to 300 for massage happy ending. Some are full service which is an extra fee. Am I mistaken? Massage would be only 5-10 minutes.

[NewHobbie]

For anyone wanting to travel to the La crosse area or are ever in that area, two tried and true AMP that didn't disappoint. Feel free to DM me, but looking for a for sure thing in the cities.

[CarpMaster]

A new asian massage place just popped up on the map. Lily Oriental Massage Opens Apr 14. I plan on making a visit to Lily after it opens. I just wanted to post a new.

Place that you may want to try. Lily will be located in West St. Paul.

[BwcBaddie]

Third visit to 696 AA massage, second time seeing MiMi. Opted for an hour, at approximately the 30 min mark she has me flip, removes cover and grabs the jewels. She asks "big tip?" I said "maybe, what you offer?" She placed my hand on her titties and makes a L2 motion. Handed her. 70 she leaves the room and comes back after a couple minutes. She takes her top off and pops out the milkers and then starts sucking on Jr. Not the cleanest I've ever had, more teeth than I would prefer but hard to come by these days.

She stops L2 and proceeds with L1 until pop. She cleans me up and tells me she'll see me soon. Very surprised by this experience YMMV but certainly worth a try.

BWC.

[Poogs]

I visited Serenity Spa in White Bear Lake. This was my first visit to serenity. Atmosphere was warm and friendly. The table heated. I had Sara do my massage. I looked at the price.

On the counter. I never seen a 75 minute massage before. 75 minute massage fit my schedule perfectly. I found Sara nice looking with a decent body. The massage was excellent.

Serenity is a little out of the way for me, but I was in the area.

Sara did ask me if this was my first time visiting Serenity. I always tell the truth and said it was my first visit.

I am very respectful of the person doing my massage. I also am not pushing looking for extras. No teasing or any hint of extras.

What I did find strange. There was a shower in the massage room. Sara never mentioned anything about the shower as her english was limited.

I am curious. Has anyone used the shower at Serenity?

I have tried the shower at Serenity, I believe I made a previous post about that experience.

[CarpMaster]

I visited Serenity Spa in White Bear Lake. This was my first visit to serenity. Atmosphere was warm and friendly. The table heated. I had Sara do my massage. I looked at the price.

On the counter. I never seen a 75 minute massage before. 75 minute massage fit my schedule perfectly. I found Sara nice looking with a decent body. The massage was excellent.

Serenity is a little out of the way for me, but I was in the area.

Sara did ask me if this was my first time visiting Serenity. I always tell the truth and said it was my first visit.

I am very respectful of the person doing my massage. I also am not pushing looking for extras. No teasing or any hint of extras.

What I did find strange. There was a shower in the massage room. Sara never mentioned anything about the shower as her english was limited.

I am curious. Has anyone used the shower at Serenity?

[Poogs]

Initially I deleted like 15-20 messages really quick and one person sent me 7 separate messages over the course of 2 days begging for intel. I deleted everything now.

[Mplsguy9]

Thought I should convey recent experiences (last week or so). NB. I am always polite, kind, smiling, and never, ever try to get anyone to do anything they do not want to.

Amazing Massage. Went, saw Julia. Cute, sweet. Spent a decent amount of time on my completely uncovered butt, while I rose to occasion. After flip, I removed sheet and she smiled, but sat back waved hands and said "no, no, no" again, while smiling. She was not upset, but absolutely not interested in anything, not even helping with DIY. Which I have stopped doing anyway. Can do that at home.

Jade in Mntka. They post in erotic massage sites online. Saw MiMi, cute, 30 min. She rubbed oil around on my back for 10 min, I rose and then flipped. She was all in to assist DIY, and caressed all around, but would not touch the main attraction herself.

Massage Wellness in SLP. They post in erotic massage sites online. Saw shorter, older gal, forget name sadly. Amy? Same result as MiMi. That's all the news that's fit to print.

[Grover95]

I've always had decent luck here, but when my go to left, I stopped going. Went back after a report on here stating bad luck.

So I will admit I did not have the most beneficial situation. I have very unruly hair so I keep it short, pretty sure they thought I was a cop.

It was also late at night. I walked it around 915, they were literally locking up and coralled me in to see me right away.

I was talked into a 2 girl 4-hand massage for $100 for half hour.

They whispered they entire time in their own language. I don't want to assume, but guessing Chinese. It felt like they were casting spells on me.

On the flip, they covered me up pretty much immediately but it did come off a bit. I arose to full mast and they kept insisting on DIY, they even had me grabbing their asses and tits trying to get me to do it. I dan do it myself at home, I'm not going to do it myself here.

They finished up, walked out, I handed each of them a $10, they were disgruntled by that, I eventually gave them $20 total each. I may be back, doubt it, but if I am, I want them remembering good tips.

Overall though, rather displeased.

I've been there a few times and I've gotten an older provider every time and she would only do DIY. I've seen a couple younger slightly more attractive providers in the hallway or the lobby as I am walking out of there, but I'm wondering if they would at least do HE.