Massage Parlor Reports

**BurtForPres** · 09-12-26 11:14

Originally Posted by Buzz2125 [View Original Post]

Any sensual help at all for DIY. Touching her? Location very convenient for me. I'll take mediocre massage and DIY if there's at least some sensuality.

Just the usual bullshit with rubbing the thighs during. No ball fondles, or close teases. Not sensual, just "get it over with so I can leave" kind of DIY. We're all better than frequenting DIY places. Like I mentioned, just hit up the better Hudson joints. Seriously. I hate visiting DIY places since it just gives them more justification to be okay with doing DIY only. I never return after a DIY, and we'd all in general be better off if we all did so. Sorry if that comes off a little preachy, I'm just sick of the AMP scene here.

**Buzz2125** · 09-11-26 18:18

Larissa hasn't been there at Minnetonka / Loretto for a while. Does anyone know if she works at another place?

Private message would be okay.

TIA.

Buzz.

**Buzz2125** · 09-11-26 17:19

Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]

Visited last week while I had a shot. Not going to sugar coat it, just plain not worth the drive.

Flat bodied 50 something working alone, mediocre massage, no teasing, and DIY finish. The only plus is that the building has that super sketchy feel that makes it feel like it should have been a guaranteed good time. Tucked away behind in a back lot behind other businesses, dark interior, no big exposed windows. What a let down.

Skip the hassle, just go visit Health in Hudson. You basically pass it on your way to River Falls where I had the displeasure of trekking to.

AMP scene continues to disappoint. When will LEO stop being such a huge prick and let the AMP scene recover man? So many casualties.

On another sour note, has anyone been able to visit Ban Sabai recently? I've called several times over the last month with no-one answering the call. If they closed, I'm done done with hobbying in this desert.

Any sensual help at all for DIY. Touching her? Location very convenient for me. I'll take mediocre massage and DIY if there's at least some sensuality.

**BurtForPres** · 09-11-26 09:45

Visited last week while I had a shot. Not going to sugar coat it, just plain not worth the drive.

Flat bodied 50 something working alone, mediocre massage, no teasing, and DIY finish. The only plus is that the building has that super sketchy feel that makes it feel like it should have been a guaranteed good time. Tucked away behind in a back lot behind other businesses, dark interior, no big exposed windows. What a let down.

Skip the hassle, just go visit Health in Hudson. You basically pass it on your way to River Falls where I had the displeasure of trekking to.

AMP scene continues to disappoint. When will LEO stop being such a huge prick and let the AMP scene recover man? So many casualties.

On another sour note, has anyone been able to visit Ban Sabai recently? I've called several times over the last month with no-one answering the call. If they closed, I'm done done with hobbying in this desert.

**Pga231** · 09-10-26 00:41

Originally Posted by MassErection [View Original Post]

You need to use the advanced search on that site you can get more insight. Take a look and you'll see after you filter.

I'm not a paid member anymore since they went to Crypto only. I can't see $hit.

**MassErection** · 09-08-26 23:28

Originally Posted by Pga231 [View Original Post]

Anyone have any info on Vida Bodywork in uptown? Always thought it was legit but there's 5 reviews on RM that I can't see from that shit site!

You need to use the advanced search on that site you can get more insight. Take a look and you'll see after you filter.

**BassPlaya1981** · 09-08-26 01:37

Originally Posted by LastsLonger [View Original Post]

Ever get anything close to not legit there? My 2 times were legit and not great which is double the disappointment.

Always legit there and the only provider that was skilled at dealing with my pinch nerves and sciatic issues was Cindy. The others were just OK.

**Pga231** · 09-07-26 23:34

Anyone have any info on Vida Bodywork in uptown? Always thought it was legit but there's 5 reviews on RM that I can't see from that shit site!

**LastsLonger** · 09-03-26 16:02

Originally Posted by BassPlaya1981 [View Original Post]

I'm trying to find Cindy from Green Spa in St. Michael. Chinese in her late 30's early 40's. Totally legit massage.

But she is the best therapist I have ever visited. She does hot stone and it has worked wonders on my pinch nerves.

I tip her $30 each time and she's worth it.

I had thought about slipping her my cell number to contact me if she left. But I f-ed up and didn't do it fast enough.

She was there until 2 weeks ago. Left out of the blue. Now that she's left of course the staff won't tell me where she went, or even if she went anywhere.

If you hear anything, please reply here.

Ever get anything close to not legit there? My 2 times were legit and not great which is double the disappointment.

**OnlyMe1234** · 09-02-26 20:23

Originally Posted by MplsMatt47 [View Original Post]

Serenity spa closed and Rose Lake picked up the number but did not pick up key personnel. I called and went to the "new address" and it was Rosa Lake. I've never been to Rose Lake, but I walked right out when I talked to a grumpy old grandma at the front who was going to give me my massage. It seems it's not worth trying anymore.

Not surprised about Serenity. That place changes name / ownership on a regular basis. I only went to Rose Lake once. While she wasn't young, she also wasn't a grumpy old grandma. She was a nice lady and wasn't too concerned about draping but that was it.

On a side note on Serenity. The only time I was there, under this name, which wasn't that long ago, someone called during my session and the lady giving me a massage answered it. Not sure if it was on speakerphone or just that loud of a speaker but I could hear the other person on the phone. Much to my surprise, it was a woman asking if they take walk ins. Not sure if she ever showed up but didn't show up while I was there.

**MplsMatt47** · 09-02-26 09:00

Serenity spa closed and Rose Lake picked up the number but did not pick up key personnel. I called and went to the "new address" and it was Rosa Lake. I've never been to Rose Lake, but I walked right out when I talked to a grumpy old grandma at the front who was going to give me my massage. It seems it's not worth trying anymore.

**Grover95** · 09-02-26 00:24

Originally Posted by SealColeman [View Original Post]

Has anyone visited her? Not many details on cost or services in her ad. If someone could PM with some details, it would be appreciated. https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/bu...5xeNNPq1KMoYs9.

I'm not sure if it's the same Ariana, but remember reading some reviews on the CL page a while back and they weren't good.

**BassPlaya1981** · 08-31-26 02:41

I'm trying to find Cindy from Green Spa in St. Michael. Chinese in her late 30's early 40's. Totally legit massage.

But she is the best therapist I have ever visited. She does hot stone and it has worked wonders on my pinch nerves.

I tip her $30 each time and she's worth it.

I had thought about slipping her my cell number to contact me if she left. But I f-ed up and didn't do it fast enough.

She was there until 2 weeks ago. Left out of the blue. Now that she's left of course the staff won't tell me where she went, or even if she went anywhere.

If you hear anything, please reply here.

**SealColeman** · 08-30-26 18:29

Has anyone visited her? Not many details on cost or services in her ad. If someone could PM with some details, it would be appreciated. https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/bu...5xeNNPq1KMoYs9.

**Mnguy372** · 08-28-26 14:22

Usually I don't make it past Hudson when I go East but this one popped up recently and wondering if anyone spent the extra 10 minutes to try it out?

https://anmu.setmore.com/

Maybe next time I'm out there I'll TOFTT, a few green lights in the hours, futon and pricing so might be worth a shot. Assuming mostly grannies for being so far out though!

Side note is a futon worth it? Not fully clothed right? Never partook because it's not super common here but wondering if next time I see it I should try it out.