Massage Parlor Reports

[Charlesington]

Just wondering if anyone has heard from or know if Sophie is currently available anywhere in the area. Would really like to see here again. Still don't know why Silk shutdown so quickly and without any warning. I saw Sophie about a week before and it was all smiles and business as usual. Drove by the other day and it's now vacant and cleaned out. Sad because I've been going to that location since the early 90's. It got me wondering how many gallons of jizz have been pumped out at that location in the past 35 or so years? LOL.

Anyway, if anyone has any info on Sophie please PM. As always any private information shared will remain private. Thanks!

I miss her so much I'd pay for bad info LOL.

[Truckie2]

If you look a little more carefully that is 0. 11 fluid oz. Note, the editor thinks that decimal point is a period. It puts the decimal point behind the character in front of it and adds a space. In case that is not clear enough it is a little bit more than 1/10th of an ounce. That is 1 ounce divided into 10 pieces.

If it were 11 oz that would have been about 27,808 gallons. Think about it. lol

Placed end to end, how many times around the world would it go?

[Jalb25]

That is almost the size of a 12 oz can of beer. Maybe you have gotten mis-information from the internet.

If you look a little more carefully that is 0. 11 fluid oz. Note, the editor thinks that decimal point is a period. It puts the decimal point behind the character in front of it and adds a space. In case that is not clear enough it is a little bit more than 1/10th of an ounce. That is 1 ounce divided into 10 pieces.

If it were 11 oz that would have been about 27,808 gallons. Think about it. lol

[ThrobbinWood]

Kind of gross but just for fun I ran some numbers. Per google a normal ejaculations is around. 11 fluid oz. We will guess that Rainbow Spa (the first at this location) opened Jan 1, 1989 and closed Dec 1st, 2025. That is 13,483 day. They were typically open 7 days a week and usually had 3 or more girls working. I'll say 3 girls and 8 customers a day. I realize in the glory days they often had 5 or more girls. Anyway with 3 girls, 8 customers per day, an average shot of. 11 oz for 13,483 days that would be around 278 gallons of jizz! Yikes LOL.

That is almost the size of a 12 oz can of beer. Maybe you have gotten mis-information from the internet.

[Jalb25]

I can trace my first time to 1989, I was just old enough and me and 2 friends stopped by after a night out drinking. Hard to believe they let in 3 of us, young and semi-drunk. Many fun times there with Yung, Sunny, Tisha, and others that I can't recall the names. Yes, a whole lot of spilled jizz LOL! Loved getting 2 fers, one during the table shower and then in the room. Couldn't pull that off now tho. End of an era for sure.

Kind of gross but just for fun I ran some numbers. Per google a normal ejaculations is around. 11 fluid oz. We will guess that Rainbow Spa (the first at this location) opened Jan 1, 1989 and closed Dec 1st, 2025. That is 13,483 day. They were typically open 7 days a week and usually had 3 or more girls working. I'll say 3 girls and 8 customers a day. I realize in the glory days they often had 5 or more girls. Anyway with 3 girls, 8 customers per day, an average shot of. 11 oz for 13,483 days that would be around 278 gallons of jizz! Yikes LOL.

[Axlmoe]

Just wondering if anyone has heard from or know if Sophie is currently available anywhere in the area. Would really like to see here again. Still don't know why Silk shutdown so quickly and without any warning. I saw Sophie about a week before and it was all smiles and business as usual. Drove by the other day and it's now vacant and cleaned out. Sad because I've been going to that location since the early 90's. It got me wondering how many gallons of jizz have been pumped out at that location in the past 35 or so years? LOL.

Anyway, if anyone has any info on Sophie please PM. As always any private information shared will remain private. Thanks!

I can trace my first time to 1989, I was just old enough and me and 2 friends stopped by after a night out drinking. Hard to believe they let in 3 of us, young and semi-drunk. Many fun times there with Yung, Sunny, Tisha, and others that I can't recall the names. Yes, a whole lot of spilled jizz LOL! Loved getting 2 fers, one during the table shower and then in the room. Couldn't pull that off now tho. End of an era for sure.

[CanaPunter]

I been to a few of Latina places only having massage beds and small bathroom with a toilet and sink. Been wondered how they keep their hygiene with them because I really wetted their tits, belly and an orifice down there.

They wash themselves down there on a bidet normally. In low hygiene countries they improvise using squirt bottle and a toilet.

[Magnanimous]

The NoVa board gets a few queries about Kelly at Luxe Body Massage, Columbia.

https://rubrankings.com/united-state...ert-59744.html

I'm adding a report on my experience with her:

Kelly operates in Columbia, in an office building when I saw her. No shower.

She was very friendly with good conversation. The photo is accurate, but it's a glam shot.

She gives a soft massage to start off with some PM grazing. On the flip, she offers an HJ and allows nursing with decent amount of dirty talk.

I did not repeat because it's too far for me for this service and price (150) - I get the impression her menu will open up with some flirting.

She has floppy B-Cs. She has a li'l bit of a flabby belly. It cost 150 all in for what I received.

Her HJ was great. I hate the jackhammer finish some Asian providers give. I prefer some dirty talk and eye contact and she was great with that.

Worth checking out IMHO.

I been to a few of Latina places only having massage beds and small bathroom with a toilet and sink. Been wondered how they keep their hygiene with them because I really wetted their tits, belly and an orifice down there.

[Jalb25]

Just wondering if anyone has heard from or know if Sophie is currently available anywhere in the area. Would really like to see here again. Still don't know why Silk shutdown so quickly and without any warning. I saw Sophie about a week before and it was all smiles and business as usual. Drove by the other day and it's now vacant and cleaned out. Sad because I've been going to that location since the early 90's. It got me wondering how many gallons of jizz have been pumped out at that location in the past 35 or so years? LOL.

Anyway, if anyone has any info on Sophie please PM. As always any private information shared will remain private. Thanks!

[SkipAway1]

The NoVa board gets a few queries about Kelly at Luxe Body Massage, Columbia.

https://rubrankings.com/united-state...ert-59744.html

I'm adding a report on my experience with her:

Kelly operates in Columbia, in an office building when I saw her. No shower.

She was very friendly with good conversation. The photo is accurate, but it's a glam shot.

She gives a soft massage to start off with some PM grazing. On the flip, she offers an HJ and allows nursing with decent amount of dirty talk.

I did not repeat because it's too far for me for this service and price (150) - I get the impression her menu will open up with some flirting.

She has floppy B-Cs. She has a li'l bit of a flabby belly. It cost 150 all in for what I received.

Her HJ was great. I hate the jackhammer finish some Asian providers give. I prefer some dirty talk and eye contact and she was great with that.

Worth checking out IMHO.

Lucky you. I saw her a couple years ago and didn't even get a hint of anything extra. Would have went back if I got something the first time as she does look like she has a nice rack.

[Korman23]

The NoVa board gets a few queries about Kelly at Luxe Body Massage, Columbia.

https://rubrankings.com/united-state...ert-59744.html

I'm adding a report on my experience with her:

Kelly operates in Columbia, in an office building when I saw her. No shower.

She was very friendly with good conversation. The photo is accurate, but it's a glam shot.

She gives a soft massage to start off with some PM grazing. On the flip, she offers an HJ and allows nursing with decent amount of dirty talk.

I did not repeat because it's too far for me for this service and price (150) - I get the impression her menu will open up with some flirting.

She has floppy B-Cs. She has a li'l bit of a flabby belly. It cost 150 all in for what I received.

Her HJ was great. I hate the jackhammer finish some Asian providers give. I prefer some dirty talk and eye contact and she was great with that.

Worth checking out IMHO.

The link you shared states her name is Ashlee. Did you send the wrong link?

EDIT: Nevermind. I found your other posts about her right after I replied to this comment.

[SteveSmithAbq]

The NoVa board gets a few queries about Kelly at Luxe Body Massage, Columbia.

https://rubrankings.com/united-state...ert-59744.html

I'm adding a report on my experience with her:

Kelly operates in Columbia, in an office building when I saw her. No shower.

She was very friendly with good conversation. The photo is accurate, but it's a glam shot.

She gives a soft massage to start off with some PM grazing. On the flip, she offers an HJ and allows nursing with decent amount of dirty talk.

I did not repeat because it's too far for me for this service and price (150) - I get the impression her menu will open up with some flirting.

She has floppy B-Cs. She has a li'l bit of a flabby belly. It cost 150 all in for what I received.

Her HJ was great. I hate the jackhammer finish some Asian providers give. I prefer some dirty talk and eye contact and she was great with that.

Worth checking out IMHO.

[BobbiBrown1981]

I've swung by Lotus a couple of times since the recent shutdown and they've appeared closed, but tonight I was in the area and saw the glow of the open sign. I gave them a call and they picked up, stating they were open and to come over, so out of both big and little head curiosity, I did.

I was greeted at the door by an unfamiliar ancient mamasan, and an equally unfamiliar slightly less ancient woman dressed in an equally dowdy manner who I hoped was not the actual masseuse. But of course it was. The facility was mostly dark. Both women led me to the massage room where they had me wait outside the curtain while they went inside, turned on the lamp and chatted for about two minutes. They then asked me to enter. Mamasan left, and the Anciently Experienced Masseuse offered me a half-hour only (no hour or shower). She then departed and since I was already in this far, I got undressed and laid down. Someone turned on a couple of lights elsewhere in the spa, as well as background music.

As I waited for her to return and tried to ensure the little head was primed for. Something, I heard multiple voices nearby, including both an extremely rough gravelly voice of what could only have been the Crypt Keeper with throat cancer, as well as a loud yappy dog.

Anciently Experienced Masseuse returned, had me lie facedown and with surprising dexterity suddenly mounted my back and gave me an uncomfortable acupressure-ish "massage" to my spine, then a surprisingly pleasant neck massage. After a few minutes of this she moved to ST and teasing, which I arched to meet and indicated I enjoyed, to which she gave me a spank and commanded a flip. "Will you take care of me?" I gave her the tip (which she didn't bother to count) and then finished me with gentle, deft hands while encouraging above the waist roaming. The big head had eyes closed imagining her hands belonging to someone very different, and the little head eventually got excited enough to complete. Anciently Experienced Masseuse gave me a big hug after, and Mamasan came in after to offer me water and a mint. She indicated that I should "take my time". After dressing and waiting a couple of minutes, during which time noone returned to the room, I poked my head out and slowly made my way to the door. I waited another minute until Mamasan emerged from a shadowy corner. I bid my farewell and left.

While I don't necessarily recommend this experience (. 6 plus. 4 total), as someone who moved to the area 25 years ago and has been going to Lotus off and on during that time, this is somehow not the worst session I've had there. It is clear that this is a staff reset from prior to the recent closure who are trying to make things work during the reopen, and I expect after some period of time it (based on prior experience with AMP shutdowns and reopenings) will return to its prior level of dubious service. As always, YMMV. And currently this is a poor mileage car.

Let me just say, hats off to you for taking one for the team. Lotus is notorious for having old women and the hygiene has always been questionable there. So to give it a shot, top marks. However I will not be heading there for a HJ from an ancient being. I'll never be able to finish. But you are indeed the man for this!

[DoublePud1]

I've swung by Lotus a couple of times since the recent shutdown and they've appeared closed, but tonight I was in the area and saw the glow of the open sign. I gave them a call and they picked up, stating they were open and to come over, so out of both big and little head curiosity, I did.

I was greeted at the door by an unfamiliar ancient mamasan, and an equally unfamiliar slightly less ancient woman dressed in an equally dowdy manner who I hoped was not the actual masseuse. But of course it was. The facility was mostly dark. Both women led me to the massage room where they had me wait outside the curtain while they went inside, turned on the lamp and chatted for about two minutes. They then asked me to enter. Mamasan left, and the Anciently Experienced Masseuse offered me a half-hour only (no hour or shower). She then departed and since I was already in this far, I got undressed and laid down. Someone turned on a couple of lights elsewhere in the spa, as well as background music.

As I waited for her to return and tried to ensure the little head was primed for. Something, I heard multiple voices nearby, including both an extremely rough gravelly voice of what could only have been the Crypt Keeper with throat cancer, as well as a loud yappy dog.

Anciently Experienced Masseuse returned, had me lie facedown and with surprising dexterity suddenly mounted my back and gave me an uncomfortable acupressure-ish "massage" to my spine, then a surprisingly pleasant neck massage. After a few minutes of this she moved to ST and teasing, which I arched to meet and indicated I enjoyed, to which she gave me a spank and commanded a flip. "Will you take care of me?" I gave her the tip (which she didn't bother to count) and then finished me with gentle, deft hands while encouraging above the waist roaming. The big head had eyes closed imagining her hands belonging to someone very different, and the little head eventually got excited enough to complete. Anciently Experienced Masseuse gave me a big hug after, and Mamasan came in after to offer me water and a mint. She indicated that I should "take my time". After dressing and waiting a couple of minutes, during which time noone returned to the room, I poked my head out and slowly made my way to the door. I waited another minute until Mamasan emerged from a shadowy corner. I bid my farewell and left.

While I don't necessarily recommend this experience (. 6 plus. 4 total), as someone who moved to the area 25 years ago and has been going to Lotus off and on during that time, this is somehow not the worst session I've had there. It is clear that this is a staff reset from prior to the recent closure who are trying to make things work during the reopen, and I expect after some period of time it (based on prior experience with AMP shutdowns and reopenings) will return to its prior level of dubious service. As always, YMMV. And currently this is a poor mileage car.

[AngleOfRepose]

Apparently for good. The sign has been taken down. That is too bad. That is one of the few places you could go for a decent massage and possibly extra attention if you had a nice vibe with the therapist. (Though some of them could be quite pushy about tips, which sometimes left a sour taste at the end.).

With the number of places closing not just here but across the country, it's not unreasonable to speculate some connection to ICE attention, whether real or threatened. In the past local authorities were happy to dress up the shakedowns of Asian massage parlors under "anti-trafficking" banners that easily won approval from credulous Karens in the community. These charges would invariably get dropped quietly later, presumably after a hefty fine had been collected. However, the threat of deportation is much more credible and consequential to these workers. Local LE might be less loud about collaborating with ICE as it is unpopular in many places.

Whatever the reason, I am sorry to see another decent place go if it has, in fact, gone for good. These ladies work very hard at a difficult job, often providing for families back home. For the places that remain I personally am circumspect about what specifics I share with anyone beyond a trusted acquaintance.