Massage Parlor Reports

[Mpiper25]

Yep, that's what I chalked it up to. And when she was talking, she slowed down her fwap-rate, but when the guy was talking she cranked it back up to "jackhammer". If I could've, I woulda Facetimed why'all so you could get a good laugh. And not that I ever trust Google reviews for this hobby, but the place had a high number of reviews and was still north of 4 stars, so I thought I was going to be OK. Probably used a bot farm.

For PC, I would say Pink Rose (NOT to be confused with Red Rose. No affiliation) and the place right next to the Post Office are 1-2 still. Not at the level of Eastern and Stone, but probably equal to Zhinxiao (or whatever the fuck its called) if you are in Charlotte or Lee and don't want to make the drive.

What's the name of second place as I see nothing next to a PO or a couple doors down. PM is okay too.

[Santozsrq]

I originally went to Eastern but they were full. I decided to go an try Stone. There I was met by Lisa who led me to a room. Paid for 1 hour and started with a massage or I think that's what it was supposed to be. I was grabbing her ass and playing with her tits the entire time. She made the motion for a hand job and I said no I want it all. A few minutes later another Chinese girl walked in and asked if I wanted 2 girls. I said Duh! Just kidding I said of course. They worked pretty good together providing attention while the other was sucking or fucking. I don't remember how many positions we all managed but I used about an hour and 15 min before I popped. Lisa was bigger than the other girl not fat just a little bigger. Both girls had a little baby damage but worked together well. They said it has been a little slow so you can negotiate the donation. If your looking to double your pleasure check them out. Stay safe my friends.

[RodStewart]

Thanks for sharing, sometimes you got to just step outside the situation and laugh. Taking a 3 minute call during HJ would make (my) junior go to sleep, that's amazing you still got relief. You got in your "Seinfeld" and a funny story to tell.

Yep, that's what I chalked it up to. And when she was talking, she slowed down her fwap-rate, but when the guy was talking she cranked it back up to "jackhammer". If I could've, I woulda Facetimed why'all so you could get a good laugh. And not that I ever trust Google reviews for this hobby, but the place had a high number of reviews and was still north of 4 stars, so I thought I was going to be OK. Probably used a bot farm.

For PC, I would say Pink Rose (NOT to be confused with Red Rose. No affiliation) and the place right next to the Post Office are 1-2 still. Not at the level of Eastern and Stone, but probably equal to Zhinxiao (or whatever the fuck its called) if you are in Charlotte or Lee and don't want to make the drive.

[Midnightpass]

Does anyone have information on who the new crew will be at Eastern? I inquired in the forum about Angela's age and no one replied so it sounds like I'm saving my Mario coins for September.

You may want to wait for October, when Cecilia, presently working at Orchid in Orlando, is supposedly coming to Eastern. She is first-rate.

[Sexture96]

Angel is sexy and athletic with a visible six pack, great curves, and a well maintained figure. Her tits have clearly had some work done, but they suit her body. She started with a strip tease and kept things heated with plenty of making out and dirty talk. She began the extras with an HJ before moving into a BBBJ. Her flexibility was impressive and she used several unusual positions that made the whole thing more interesting. We finished with CFS, where she showed off even more of her flexibility and kept changing positions. Angel brought plenty of energy and knew how to keep the session fun from beginning to end.

[FunLooker]

Thanks for sharing, sometimes you got to just step outside the situation and laugh. Taking a 3 minute call during HJ would make (my) junior go to sleep, that's amazing you still got relief. You got in your "Seinfeld" and a funny story to tell.

Never know how the reviews will help. I am sure someone out there reading this might be into that type of situation. Not my thing but you never know what is going to tickle someone's fantasy!

[Mpiper25]

After calling around my usually choices and getting no answer or "she no here, you come in?" I decided to try a relatively newer place in PC called Red Rose Spa, next to a pawn shop and a vegan food joint. Google reviews were decent, so I went in.

A completely disinterested and unattractive 25-35, darker Chinese, in street clothes, answered the door. Never smiled, led me into the first room, I asked for 30 minutes because I figured she would be "the one". $60 for 30 (thought we were still on $50?) Flashed her a hundy, she disappeared. I stripped, assumed the position. She came back in, asked light medium or hard, I said medium. I asked her name, she grunted "Selma". She never asked mine. Massage was meh, and her phone was constantly alerting in several different tones. She stopped many times to text, and answered a few calls too. Eventually, the phone joined us on the table. After what seemed like too long, it was time for the flip. She pointed and made a dice-shaking gesture, I said sure. She said how much, I said ,4, she said. 6, I said. 4, she shrugged. Slathered some oil and started the jackhammer. Took a call ON SPEAKER, talked about 3 minutes to another guy in Mandarin with the unmistakable noises of my flipper getting flappered in the background. I just laid there with my hands behind my head and soaked in the scene. Ends the phone call, she lets out a sigh and starts surfing the phone with her left hand and fwapping with the right. Finally, I'm just getting bored, so I go for some titty, otherwise this train ain't leaving the station. I work my hand under her shirt, under her OTHER shirt, reach over the armorlike bra cup to find a nipple and give it a couple squeezes. She never protested. Finally, I thought about ALL why'ALL'S MOTHERS, and that brought me to an ending that was more relief than triumph. She cleaned me up with a hot towel, I got dressed rather quickly, she asked about the. 4, I said you never brought me my change, that's your. 4, she said OK. I left.

Looks, 2/10. Massage, 4/10. Finish, 2/10. Atmosphere, 2/10. My worst experience since. Hmmm. Since hitting an AMP on Long Island in 2012 and getting a massage and a suggestion I self-pleasure. Don't bother. EVERY other place I've done in SWFL is better.

I had an older one do that in FT Myers. We were talking and something came to her mind (suddenly and at the moment) she paused stroking for 30 secs but dick still in her grasp and then re-started like it was nothing. It's all good because I don't mind start and stop as long as we finish.

I tried to see a favorite who was very flirty, tall with beautiful eyes in Englewood, named Coco but she's no longer at Lavendar. So I just stepped back out bc the build-up to see her and then see who replaced her I just couldn't risk it.

[GlizzyGuzzler]

In town for the Labor Day weekend to visit a relative who recently moved to the area. Don't really have a good excuse to be away from the family for too long, so did some research to find the closest spa by the relative. Decided on Stone Sauna Spa as it has some good reviews, but mostly it was the closest.

Don't really know the protocol here, so didn't request any specific girl. Was greeted at the door by Lisa. Pretty pretty, more importantly very friendly. As the saying goes, first impression counts! Inside the room, was asked if I wanted a second girl. I asked to see the girl first so that I can decide. Yoyo came in. Good looking as well, but again more importantly also very friendly. What can I say, I like friendly girls LOL. Nothing worse than spending my hard earned money on a girl with sour grape face.

Not a penthouse forum writer, so no sensationalized details for your reading. Quick summary. Both Lisa and Yoyo work well together. When I was fucking one, the other one was touching or kissing me. Active participants, both of them. I had done double before where one girl would just sit there and watch the action. Kind of waste of money. If you were to do the same double with Lisa and Yoyo, I highly recommend asking one to blow you while asking the other one to sit on your face. And then ask them to switch place with each other. Very hot for me haha.

Overall, I had a good time. Even if you don't do the double, you can't really go wrong with either Lisa or Yoyo. Both are pretty and very friendly.

[Bluewaters52]

After calling around my usually choices and getting no answer or "she no here, you come in?" I decided to try a relatively newer place in PC called Red Rose Spa, next to a pawn shop and a vegan food joint. Google reviews were decent, so I went in.

A completely disinterested and unattractive 25-35, darker Chinese, in street clothes, answered the door. Never smiled, led me into the first room, I asked for 30 minutes because I figured she would be "the one". $60 for 30 (thought we were still on $50?) Flashed her a hundy, she disappeared. I stripped, assumed the position. She came back in, asked light medium or hard, I said medium. I asked her name, she grunted "Selma". She never asked mine. Massage was meh, and her phone was constantly alerting in several different tones. She stopped many times to text, and answered a few calls too. Eventually, the phone joined us on the table. After what seemed like too long, it was time for the flip. She pointed and made a dice-shaking gesture, I said sure. She said how much, I said ,4, she said. 6, I said. 4, she shrugged. Slathered some oil and started the jackhammer. Took a call ON SPEAKER, talked about 3 minutes to another guy in Mandarin with the unmistakable noises of my flipper getting flappered in the background. I just laid there with my hands behind my head and soaked in the scene. Ends the phone call, she lets out a sigh and starts surfing the phone with her left hand and fwapping with the right. Finally, I'm just getting bored, so I go for some titty, otherwise this train ain't leaving the station. I work my hand under her shirt, under her OTHER shirt, reach over the armorlike bra cup to find a nipple and give it a couple squeezes. She never protested. Finally, I thought about ALL why'ALL'S MOTHERS, and that brought me to an ending that was more relief than triumph. She cleaned me up with a hot towel, I got dressed rather quickly, she asked about the. 4, I said you never brought me my change, that's your. 4, she said OK. I left.

Looks, 2/10. Massage, 4/10. Finish, 2/10. Atmosphere, 2/10. My worst experience since. Hmmm. Since hitting an AMP on Long Island in 2012 and getting a massage and a suggestion I self-pleasure. Don't bother. EVERY other place I've done in SWFL is better.

Thanks for sharing, sometimes you got to just step outside the situation and laugh. Taking a 3 minute call during HJ would make (my) junior go to sleep, that's amazing you still got relief. You got in your "Seinfeld" and a funny story to tell.

[RubMapper]

Heard the same. Some blend in and some don't. These two definitely don't, both offer great service in my experience. Angel has the 6 pack and walks on the wall with high heels during the session. Emily has a more petite shorter build while Angel is taller. Both are in shape and look amazing. Can't go wrong with either. Better than the rotation last month.

I think they were at Eastern together towards the beginning of the year. I had many visits during that time.

I remember seeing Emily in January, Angel was also there at the time. Emily seemed younger and better attitude and so I picked her.

[Call234]

After calling around my usually choices and getting no answer or "she no here, you come in?" I decided to try a relatively newer place in PC called Red Rose Spa, next to a pawn shop and a vegan food joint. Google reviews were decent, so I went in.

A completely disinterested and unattractive 25-35, darker Chinese, in street clothes, answered the door. Never smiled, led me into the first room, I asked for 30 minutes because I figured she would be "the one". $60 for 30 (thought we were still on $50?) Flashed her a hundy, she disappeared. I stripped, assumed the position. She came back in, asked light medium or hard, I said medium. I asked her name, she grunted "Selma". She never asked mine. Massage was meh, and her phone was constantly alerting in several different tones. She stopped many times to text, and answered a few calls too. Eventually, the phone joined us on the table. After what seemed like too long, it was time for the flip. She pointed and made a dice-shaking gesture, I said sure. She said how much, I said ,4, she said. 6, I said. 4, she shrugged. Slathered some oil and started the jackhammer. Took a call ON SPEAKER, talked about 3 minutes to another guy in Mandarin with the unmistakable noises of my flipper getting flappered in the background. I just laid there with my hands behind my head and soaked in the scene. Ends the phone call, she lets out a sigh and starts surfing the phone with her left hand and fwapping with the right. Finally, I'm just getting bored, so I go for some titty, otherwise this train ain't leaving the station. I work my hand under her shirt, under her OTHER shirt, reach over the armorlike bra cup to find a nipple and give it a couple squeezes. She never protested. Finally, I thought about ALL why'ALL'S MOTHERS, and that brought me to an ending that was more relief than triumph. She cleaned me up with a hot towel, I got dressed rather quickly, she asked about the. 4, I said you never brought me my change, that's your. 4, she said OK. I left.

Looks, 2/10. Massage, 4/10. Finish, 2/10. Atmosphere, 2/10. My worst experience since. Hmmm. Since hitting an AMP on Long Island in 2012 and getting a massage and a suggestion I self-pleasure. Don't bother. EVERY other place I've done in SWFL is better.

That has got to be one of the worst sessions that I have ever heard of that actually ended in a HJ. I hope that your next session, at a different AMP, is much better. Stay safe.

[AznDaddy]

Was down visiting family and saw some good posts about Eastern, so I stopped in. To my surprise Angel was there. I had seen her before and joked that I was starting to look like a stalker. She remembered me, laughed, and took me straight to the room. We started making out almost immediately and she kept it playful since we already knew each other. From there she did her thing with plenty of teasing and dirty talk before moving into HJ, BBBJ, and 69. She took her time and mixed in more kissing. Finished with covered CFS and switched positions a couple of times before finishing with me k9 in her. Cleaned me up after and we cuddled a bit.

[Figgleforg]

I've had a dream about Angel once. Her abs are nice and the wall walking is different and not really my thing. But something about her that isn't ever mentioned is her cuddle game. After finishing up she latched onto my side, rested her head on my chest and we just laid there for well over the hour that was arranged for. I'm 90% sure she even fell asleep there. I may sound sappy for this but that legit melted me. She's a very very sweet girl. Enjoy her wild side and treat her right, gentlemen!

[FunLooker]

After reading MrBlueMan post I headed over to Eastern for a midweek dream.

Door opens to a beautiful girl, she said her name was Emily. I was very intrigued by the "walks on wall" description of Angel (I heard Angel not Angie when I called for the lineup), but Emily looked like just my type. She was wearing a super cute little black top and dress and I could not wait to see what was underneath.

In the room she showed off a great body, spinner fans have a great month ahead of them! She provided an energetic experience and the view from behind is fantastic.

Feel free to send me a DM with any questions or details. I will definitely be visiting again before I take off at the end of the week!

[Bluewaters52]

Heard the same. Some blend in and some don't. These two definitely don't, both offer great service in my experience. Angel has the 6 pack and walks on the wall with high heels during the session. Emily has a more petite shorter build while Angel is taller. Both are in shape and look amazing. Can't go wrong with either. Better than the rotation last month.

I think they were at Eastern together towards the beginning of the year. I had many visits during that time.

By that description I would opt / hope for Angel. Do either understand English (better) ? My limited experience is they know the sex vocab, but if you talk about anything else, it gets lost.