Ft. Lauderdale - Escort Reports

**ManyAmp** · Today 22:42

Looks as if another lady got popped and visiting LEO because of candy. Never saw Marie S., see 1/15 arrest, but saw LC ads. These ladies who are in the tank at least have each other to befriend. I'm assuming they all know each other.

Be safe!

**DrWho** · Today 17:19

I have noticed that over the past few years providers seem to have developed an "I don't give a shit" attitude. Ignoring VMs and texts, short incomplete replies, no follow up. Don't get me wrong, that had always existed to some extent, but it seems to have become SOP. I don't expect my ass kissed, outside of a date that is, but the attitude that they couldn't care less about the $ to see you, even with the rates getting so high. I guess most don't realize that they are sales persons and they have s lot of competition out there. They could at lease give the illusion of actually wanting our business. I am old school, I had to walk to school, in the snow, uphill, BOTH WAYS!! LOL I remember when there used to be at least a pleasant friendly give and take setting up a date and the illusion that it meant something to a provider even IF just the $. I don't expect anyone to beg, but they are getting attorney's rates, at least ACT like you want my business. I guess this industry's customer service is paralleling the retail market.

**ManyAmp** · Yesterday 22:53

Unfortunately I'm almost 3,000 miles away. Was thinking of flying her here to get my sloppy BBBJ fix, which is just the appetizer. Enjoy you mongers.

Originally Posted by Futureclean1 [View Original Post]

She been hitting me up to come wear that ass down. Lucky I don't like that drive from Palm beach or I would wear her out and put her to bed for a few days you guys wouldn't get a chance lmao. Keep trying she did the same to me for a while. Just talk nice $ to her and she will listen. Enjoy bro that is one of the insatiable ones. Stay safe.

**Futureclean1** · Yesterday 20:47

Originally Posted by ManyAmp [View Original Post]

Okay, which one of you monger is keeping Tanja busy? She use to check in on me at least once a week but haven't heard a peep from her this new year? Hope you're enjoying.

https://tryst.link/escort/tanja1

Happy mongering.

She been hitting me up to come wear that ass down. Lucky I don't like that drive from Palm beach or I would wear her out and put her to bed for a few days you guys wouldn't get a chance lmao. Keep trying she did the same to me for a while. Just talk nice $ to her and she will listen. Enjoy bro that is one of the insatiable ones. Stay safe.

**ManyAmp** · Yesterday 20:26

Okay, which one of you monger is keeping Tanja busy? She use to check in on me at least once a week but haven't heard a peep from her this new year? Hope you're enjoying.

https://tryst.link/escort/tanja1

Happy mongering.

**Redd8319** · Yesterday 10:31

Originally Posted by Rubtug21 [View Original Post]

Thanks for all the intel. I took the plunge. I regret waiting so long. Andreita has one of the best pussies I've had in the game. I'm not exaggerating, her pussy was top tier. Banging body, knows how to fuck, and wasn't afraid to throw it back. To me, objectively, I find that she has a small resemblance to Amanda Nunes, and maybe that's why she has mixed reactions about her look. She's average at best. I didn't find her undesirable. Even if she was, she certainly filled the void with her performance.

I met her at an extended stay in Davie, 595 and University. Though she couldn't speak English, I could feel her friendliness and the mi casa es tu casa vibe. She hugged me, and I immediately noticed a smoky smell to her hair. She doesn't smoke. Her hair likely absorbed the smell from the environment, particularly those sleazy motels. She's very meticulous. Her room was very neat and organized. The bed was made. Hand soap and paper towels were available. She didn't have clothes and things scattered everywhere.

I booked the hour for 260 pesos. She agreed to let me run two laps, so I didn't need to juice up. Her clothes come off to expose her goods. She's about 64 inches tall, loose dark curly hair, and a banging body. Her pictures were edited to remove her tattoos, understandably so. Overall, her body looked great, nice and firm to touch. All her assets look proportional, so it was hard to tell if she had work done to her body.

She pulled a magnum to start with a slow and passionate CBJ, as she ran her hands from my inner thighs up to my nipples. I can't remember a CBJ that felt this good, lots of tongue involved. She lubed up and started the show in reverse CG. I'm not talking about those half-assed RCG. She straight-up squatted down on my dick. I noticed what Redd8319 mentioned about her asshole. Since it's not painful to touch, it's likely a mild case of prolapse. From anal sex maybe? And to your remark, I can also attest that she appeared to be in her 40s. I held onto her ass and met her thrust for thrust as she came down full throttle on my dick. That shit felt amazing. After roughly 10 minutes of RCG, she switched over to CG. She engulfed my entire shaft and started grinding on my dick. I had my hands on her hips to keep her mounted on my dick. I could feel my dick pulsating in her warm vagina. I did my best to hold back.

Excellent review brother. Maybe I'll have to swing by to see her again soon.

**Rubtug21** · Yesterday 09:32

Thanks for all the intel. I took the plunge. I regret waiting so long. Andreita has one of the best pussies I've had in the game. I'm not exaggerating, her pussy was top tier. Banging body, knows how to fuck, and wasn't afraid to throw it back. To me, objectively, I find that she has a small resemblance to Amanda Nunes, and maybe that's why she has mixed reactions about her look. She's average at best. I didn't find her undesirable. Even if she was, she certainly filled the void with her performance.

I met her at an extended stay in Davie, 595 and University. Though she couldn't speak English, I could feel her friendliness and the mi casa es tu casa vibe. She hugged me, and I immediately noticed a smoky smell to her hair. She doesn't smoke. Her hair likely absorbed the smell from the environment, particularly those sleazy motels. She's very meticulous. Her room was very neat and organized. The bed was made. Hand soap and paper towels were available. She didn't have clothes and things scattered everywhere.

I booked the hour for 260 pesos. She agreed to let me run two laps, so I didn't need to juice up. Her clothes come off to expose her goods. She's about 64 inches tall, loose dark curly hair, and a banging body. Her pictures were edited to remove her tattoos, understandably so. Overall, her body looked great, nice and firm to touch. All her assets look proportional, so it was hard to tell if she had work done to her body.

She pulled a magnum to start with a slow and passionate CBJ, as she ran her hands from my inner thighs up to my nipples. I can't remember a CBJ that felt this good, lots of tongue involved. She lubed up and started the show in reverse CG. I'm not talking about those half-assed RCG. She straight-up squatted down on my dick. I noticed what Redd8319 mentioned about her asshole. Since it's not painful to touch, it's likely a mild case of prolapse. From anal sex maybe? And to your remark, I can also attest that she appeared to be in her 40s. I held onto her ass and met her thrust for thrust as she came down full throttle on my dick. That shit felt amazing. After roughly 10 minutes of RCG, she switched over to CG. She engulfed my entire shaft and started grinding on my dick. I had my hands on her hips to keep her mounted on my dick. I could feel my dick pulsating in her warm vagina. I did my best to hold back. I even tried thinking about the most random stuff, like picturing myself at the beach. Well, none of that worked. I couldn't hang with her. I filled the bag.

She rolled another condom down my shaft for the second lap. She recommended K9, and I obliged. Boys, let me tell you. Andreita can take dick. I tried blowing her back out like a US airstrike, backshots sounded like bombs. I'm sure the people in the adjacent room could hear them. She just arched her ass up and kept throwing it back. I've never been more impressed with a provider. She then got off the bed to check the time on her phone and started counting on her fingers. Ain't no way I was in there for an hour already. She realized I had time and said what translated as you have time left. She rejoined me on the bed, and I resumed those jabs in K9. We switched over to missionary, that's went she gestured to keep it down and pointed to the adjacent wall. Her pussy is fat and beautiful with a tiny bit of hair. Not going to lie, that was a massive turn on. I pushed my dick in and aimed down at an angle with my thrust. At one point, she grabbed my arms tightly, not sure if that was an orgasm. Her pussy felt amazing. I kept my strokes slow and deep until I unloaded for the second time. When I pulled out, my pubic area was soaked with pussy juice. Overall, great experience.

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/7864038437

**WinnieThePooh1** · 01-14-26 22:29

Originally Posted by MindTheGap [View Original Post]

Tried to book with a text. She asked me to call. Was quoted 160 for an hh. Unfortunately she wanted a deposit to reveal her address. So a no-go for me.

https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/3056842747

That's Crazy. I always wanted to fuck her but never pulled the trigger.

**LolliGag** · 01-14-26 16:12

I haven't seen Paty post in a while. I would like to see her. I know where her shop is but I don't want to show up unannounced.

**BigDik954** · 01-14-26 15:30

On go, I guarantee you she probably smashing some dude maybe her BF who laying down the pipe, but he don't her taking no other pipe cause he self conscious and think she may run off with someone else. If the pipe to good cause well we all know how these 304's operate anyways. In that case I would just say bye Felicia LOL.

**DrWho** · 01-14-26 14:31

Originally Posted by Futureclean1 [View Original Post]

Fellas pay attention. Listen here bro. You getting charged by the inch if you got more than 5. Who trying to lie to her? LOL. What she going to do break out a ruler? Is that a vision type thing? "Oh no you to big that's extra". LOL. Some of why'all going to have some fun paying the regular rates with no up charge and it shows.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/200056246#.

That's the one We need a pipe layer to put it on her and report back LOL maybe she will change her mind and do the reverse and only ask for big d. Who the cats with the Haiti juice go lay it down on her!! Stay safe fellas.

What moron would even contact this wacked out cow!

🚫 Men younger than 30 if your younger its a fee a big one at that so don't call if you're not willing to pay it or if you're broke!

🚫law.

🚫bare at all nothing at all so don't ask!

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🚫128014; if you're bigger than 5 in it'll be $20 extra per every inch over 5 inches don't call me trying to negotiate its non-negotiable!

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🚫 negotiating.

🚫cashapp, applepay, or paypal.

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🚫GFE.

🚫COM, CIM, CIF, etc you're going to finsh in the rubber not on me or in me!

**Futureclean1** · 01-14-26 13:33

Fellas pay attention. Listen here bro. You getting charged by the inch if you got more than 5. Who trying to lie to her? LOL. What she going to do break out a ruler? Is that a vision type thing? "Oh no you to big that's extra". LOL. Some of why'all going to have some fun paying the regular rates with no up charge and it shows.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/200056246#.

That's the one We need a pipe layer to put it on her and report back LOL maybe she will change her mind and do the reverse and only ask for big d. Who the cats with the Haiti juice go lay it down on her!! Stay safe fellas.

**MindTheGap** · 01-13-26 01:46

Originally Posted by Rubtug21 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the review. I've been eyeing her, but never pulled the trigger. I guess you saw her at the notorious house on Commercial and Andrews? It's a handful of them in that house. They are some of the baddest milfs in their own right. I've bangged five of them and never had a bad experience. I was in the house one time to meet one of them and I saw like four milfs sitting in the living / dinning area eating and chilling. I was tempted to book each of them one by one.

Yeah, it definitely gave a vibe of multiple people working out of there, agency-like room arrangement, but there wasn't anyone else there that I saw in passing, in the living room or otherwise. I was there early am because this * posts early mornings and usually no later than 1-2 pm.

**Rubtug21** · 01-13-26 01:24

Originally Posted by Blind2030 [View Original Post]

Keep en eye and ask for updated pics just to be on the safe side. I dreamed meeting someone with that name but look different the place was near know shopping in 595. Good Luck.

Thanks for the heads up.

**Rubtug21** · 01-13-26 01:23

Originally Posted by Redd8319 [View Original Post]

Seen her about a year ago for QV. In her 40's w / a Man made body that looks decent but her face wasn't all that, not cute. I didn't get the impression she was rushing and she treated me well though I spoke to her in Spanish since we were of the same country so maybe that got me different treatment. Not sure how good her English is. Never saw her again but would if in a pinch. Also her asshole was kinda ugly LOL.

Thanks! That would be an eyesore while hitting it in doggy. I did reach out, but her texts felt cold. Usually, those are the ones I stay away from. Based on your experience, I may consider seeing her.