Massage Parlor Reports

[Mr MuffMan]

Thanks for confirming MuffMan. Are they using the same number they had at NLBC or how do we get in contact to schedule?

Unique Foot Spa (858) 214-9XXX.

Mr MuffMan.

[CuriousJo8]

Hyuna and Stella are back!

Popular Hyuna, half Korean, half Chinese lady, from April has returned, and apparently Stella was like, fuck this, to her Chicago assignment, so she's back in San Diego at 108.

Looks like Eva is on her break, so Hyuna and Stella will be teaming up and reuniting with Teresa and the new girls, Abby and Helen. Abby is half Thai, half Chinese which explains her darker complexion. Additionally, she has beautiful eyes and a charming smile, and she is capable of doing the splits. So if you really want to spread a girl's legs, Abby may be worth popping your shot with. Helen reminds me of that one chick from True Lies, for some reason. I think it's due to that skin tight dress she was wearing that highlights her sexy, Asian figure when I first met her.

[PenguinsAndieg]

OK mongers here's the deal. Of course, I knew about Mina and Lisa, I mean Yuna, I mean Yellow coming back to town. We were waiting to make a formal announcement. But some of you idiots can't wait to run to this board and post about it like it's some sort of breaking news story. Don't listen to the dude, his info is always a little off. Like when he said Mina was coming back to work at the Chula Vista location (there is no Chula Vista location), or when he said NLBC was being offered for sale several months ago (it was VIP being offered for sale) and now when he says Lisa has been here for month (Lisa has been here for 4 days, she was working in NorCal all of July). It sounds like he's getting his info second hand from an insider and some of it is getting lost in translation, or he's just making shit up. Regardless, it's always a little off, and he's not to be trusted as we all know here.

So here are some facts. Address is 6610 El Cajon Blvd. This spa features very nice large clean rooms, with a separate men's bathroom that has a nice big shower. Yes Mina is back. Yes Lisa, I mean Yellow is back. There's a third girl named Angie working as well. She's thin, has a nice rack and looks mid 20's (so probably mid 30's). MMS told me they're installing a table shower today. So table shower service will be available soon for an additional fee (will include front and back body slides plus preview service). A new girl is also starting tomorrow (forgot her name). On 8/10 another new girl is coming, who I'm told is half Russian half Asian and she looks more Russian / white than anything. Mina will be here for about 2 weeks or so. Some of our other favorites will be returning in time (sadly not all of them though).

Lastly, I just want to say these girls are very nice people, who do a great job and provide a tremendous service for us mongers here in SD. They do not deserve to be treated like they have been here. Mr RubMaps, we're watching you. We know who you are, we know what you look like and we even know where you work. If anything funny happens, we're going to know where to look. As a matter of fact, there was a strange phone call that came in yesterday already (and we could hear your Chinese GF in the background), so I suggest you take what I'm saying seriously.

For all you good normal mongers out there, enjoy and please treat the ladies with the respect they deserve.

Mr MuffMan.

Thanks for confirming MuffMan. Are they using the same number they had at NLBC or how do we get in contact to schedule?

[CuriousJo8]

Then there are first time posters on this forum who are absolutely clueless of its location or how to contact them. Do your due diligence, folks, it's not that hard.

I was seeing one of my new atfs at 108 earlier today. Once the clock hit 1215, I swear, at least five of you guys showed up. Every single person the same story: "do you have an appointment? "No, is Eva available?

Great times as always but remember- this place gets busy at lunch 🤣.

When I went last week around 2 pm and I was done with my session, 4 mongers arrived all at the same time 😂.

I was like damn, good thing I arrived at the time I did otherwise my ass would be waiting LOL.

[Waylay]

I was seeing one of my new atfs at 108 earlier today. Once the clock hit 1215, I swear, at least five of you guys showed up. Every single person the same story: "do you have an appointment? "No, is Eva available?

Great times as always but remember- this place gets busy at lunch 🤣.

Went ahead and wrote up 108 Helen in the FS subforum. Hate to share her but it's the right thing to do.

[ADwightSchrute]

As I stated, THE Mina is back in town and better than ever. She is working at unique foot Spa on El cajon boulevard around 66th Street. Funny because I thought all of the old VIP guys would know all of this but apparently they don't. Like I said she texted me a couple of days ago and told me she was coming back to town. Lisa's been there working for a month or so and she's also amazing. Funny that none of those guys knew that Lisa was in town.

Line up boys!

Thank you for the heads up!

[Mr MuffMan]

After briefly meeting Stella in the hallway the other day, I had to go back and tap this hottie before she left. And boy am I glad I did. Stella is young, petite and hot. She told me she's 22, which means she's probably closer to 32, but she could easily pass for 22. I would probably realistically put her in her late 20's. Regardless, she is Hot! She has the perfect body for me. Petite and tight (flat stomach, great Asian ass, smooth legs, very well done enhanced C's and a super tight, super wet muff). She could almost gives Amy a run for her money for best body, almost (nobody has a body like Amy), but she's got an amazing body nonetheless. She also has the skills to back it up. Another amazing GFE for The MuffMan! Lots of DFK, well above average BBBJ, some tasty DATY, standing mish, K9, mish, CG then finishing with another massive cumshot right in her mouth. This girls got a very tight pussy, just like Teresa. She's also very funny, which I always enjoy.

When we were done, she said she is giving me her heart and wants to be my girlfriend. I told her I already have 5 girlfriends, and don't really need another. She said she wants to be my number 1 girlfriend, and to forget about the others. This debate continued as she was walking me out. Eva was in the hall and overheard the conversation. Eva said I deserve 1,000 girlfriends, as I'm their king LOL. I told her if I'm the king, then she's definitely the queen, Queen Eva. Hey DatyKing, are you OK if I change my handle to King MuffMan? Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Just kidding, there's only one king around here LOL. Sunday is Stella's last day, but I'm told she will be back in a few weeks.

To the monger who asked if this is the top place in town now. I would have to say that's a yes. They've joined the two suites together, and it now has an "adult playground" feel to it, with hot young Asian chicks everywhere (5 girls available now). Mimi's done an amazing job bringing in the highest quality talent. It's quite the impressive operation. The only thing missing is PoonTangJohnny's new song. But I understand that's now in the works, and I for one can't wait to hear it. And no, I was not paid to write this report, nor did I receive any free sexual favors. But I did apparently get another girlfriend.

Mr MuffMan.

I just received a text from Stella, her assignment in Chicago apparently has ended already, and she has rushed back to SD as she couldn't stand to be too far away from The MuffMan. You can read my review above, but in summary, Stella is a young and petite hottie, who gives an amazing GFE and has a super tight pussy! She wants The MuffMan to drop his 5 girlfriends, so she can be my Only girlfriend LOL. Not to sure about that, but I can tell you she's an absolute must see, and I for one will be visiting with her again real soon!

Mr MuffMan.

[Nothing24]

I was seeing one of my new atfs at 108 earlier today. Once the clock hit 1215, I swear, at least five of you guys showed up. Every single person the same story: "do you have an appointment? "No, is Eva available?

Great times as always but remember- this place gets busy at lunch 🤣.

When I went last week around 2 pm and I was done with my session, 4 mongers arrived all at the same time 😂.

I was like damn, good thing I arrived at the time I did otherwise my ass would be waiting LOL.

[JayLake]

Has anyone been to Serenity shop on hotel cir next to double tree lately?

[Waylay]

I was seeing one of my new atfs at 108 earlier today. Once the clock hit 1215, I swear, at least five of you guys showed up. Every single person the same story: "do you have an appointment? "No, is Eva available?

Great times as always but remember- this place gets busy at lunch 🤣.

[RolfTorren]

Agree with all this great advice. On top of that, I'd suggest just handing everything over as soon as you get in the room. Or maybe give it all to mms up front. Pretty sure you'll get what you ardently deserve. You've certainly done your due diligence by reading back through the forums and carefully taking notes.

ZeroSix, you most definitely need more than $500 and your best bet is Level 2. I hear they fill up fast now so might want to make a res there also. Also if you want a sure thing for a little less, try Massage Envy; they always have hot towel cleanup.

[Mr MuffMan]

OK mongers here's the deal. Of course, I knew about Mina and Lisa, I mean Yuna, I mean Yellow coming back to town. We were waiting to make a formal announcement. But some of you idiots can't wait to run to this board and post about it like it's some sort of breaking news story. Don't listen to the dude, his info is always a little off. Like when he said Mina was coming back to work at the Chula Vista location (there is no Chula Vista location), or when he said NLBC was being offered for sale several months ago (it was VIP being offered for sale) and now when he says Lisa has been here for month (Lisa has been here for 4 days, she was working in NorCal all of July). It sounds like he's getting his info second hand from an insider and some of it is getting lost in translation, or he's just making shit up. Regardless, it's always a little off, and he's not to be trusted as we all know here.

So here are some facts. Address is 6610 El Cajon Blvd. This spa features very nice large clean rooms, with a separate men's bathroom that has a nice big shower. Yes Mina is back. Yes Lisa, I mean Yellow is back. There's a third girl named Angie working as well. She's thin, has a nice rack and looks mid 20's (so probably mid 30's). MMS told me they're installing a table shower today. So table shower service will be available soon for an additional fee (will include front and back body slides plus preview service). A new girl is also starting tomorrow (forgot her name). On 8/10 another new girl is coming, who I'm told is half Russian half Asian and she looks more Russian / white than anything. Mina will be here for about 2 weeks or so. Some of our other favorites will be returning in time (sadly not all of them though).

Lastly, I just want to say these girls are very nice people, who do a great job and provide a tremendous service for us mongers here in SD. They do not deserve to be treated like they have been here. Mr RubMaps, we're watching you. We know who you are, we know what you look like and we even know where you work. If anything funny happens, we're going to know where to look. As a matter of fact, there was a strange phone call that came in yesterday already (and we could hear your Chinese GF in the background), so I suggest you take what I'm saying seriously.

For all you good normal mongers out there, enjoy and please treat the ladies with the respect they deserve.

Mr MuffMan.

[DavDerk]

ZeroSix, you most definitely need more than $500 and your best bet is Level 2. I hear they fill up fast now so might want to make a res there also. Also if you want a sure thing for a little less, try Massage Envy; they always have hot towel cleanup.

Very true. You'll most likely need more than $500. Also, like the Blue Bayou or the French Laundry, you'll need a reservation two months in advance.

If that is too expensive or too long of a wait, just go to Level 2. Just like Bouchon, it's more convenient to go to. I believe walk in is available at Level 2.

[SantaaClaus]

Can you describe her looks?

I went there in the morning, Lisa opened the door and invited me in and she is really hot. She showed me to a room and said to get undressed. After taking my clothing off and hanging them on the wall, I lay on my stomach naked. When she came back in she began a massage on my legs and feet and moved up to my back. As she massaged me and my arms were hanging down each side of the narrow table, she sat next to me and put her leg on my arm. I slipped off her shoe on one foot and began massaging her foot, then I realized she had really smooth skin, teenager smooth. So I slid my hand up one leg and down the other and said something about having every thing a man could want and his favorite place to come. Suffice to say we did fuck for quite a while. She rode me like a Cowgirl should, and nectar did flow down between my thighs, she did all the work for the first ten minutes or so, then I had her stand with her back to me and I did her doggy for a while. Finally I had her lay sideways across the table and fucked her standing Mish until I was ready to blow. She then said she wanted to see me shoot. So I obliged and off came the Hat and she finished me with her hand and squealed when I came all over her legs. I will go back.

[EskimoBro]

OMG. Kayla is so damn hot, when I go to visit her she genuinely seems happy to see me, and is nothing but smiles. Stands 5'5 ish", about 110-115 lbs, perfect figure with gorgeous Victoria Secret quality C-cups and nice nipples. Hit the shower first and she came in and helped dry me off like a Geisha Girl. And oh, yeah, BBBJ preview.

On to the main event, down the hallway giggling we go. More BBBJ (pay first, but no issue), then I laid her down, nipple kissing and sucking, slithered down to that beautiful little "cooch", DATY, she is moaning and arching her back. Then she says you lay down, and she goes 69 on me. I was getting close to losing it during that, it was pretty steamy. Told her I want to fuck and she hops off, puts on the Hat, and crawls up onto the table for some ACG. She went slow at first, until it felt like she was about to soak her socks, she picked up the pace and started bouncing up and down on my cock while I alternated her nipples in my mouth, squeezing on her breasts. Although the view was tremendous, I had her lay down for some gentle Mish, stroking her half to two thirds of the way in my futile attempt to hold out. She has a really nice puss, and I wanted to stay inside as long as I could.

The urge was creeping up and I couldn't hold it back any longer and said "suck me". She happily got back up between my legs, pulled off the raincoat, and sucked me off until I blasted a nice creamy load in her mouth.

She's as pretty as you are ever going to find in an AMP, ever, IMHO. (ATF material). Don't hurt her, she is a gentle flower that consistently provides great service.

Amazing!