Massage Parlor Reports

[Jaguar300ZX]

...I got to watch the girls come in and out to the bathroom- hear them spit then gargle- yikes.

The 'Gargle and Spit' is the Siren-Song of the orally-talented AMP provider, these precious sound-bites let you know that the girls are doing BBBJ's and CIM.

At first, it's awkward and embarrassing to listen to, but with continued experience I found myself hopefully expecting it.

What's Ironic, is that whenever I reach my climax, the provider would often cover my mouth to muffle my moans of pleasure, but they make no attempt at discretion when doing their 'Gargle and Spit' song. -maybe it is just a cultural thing!?

A few Legendary Ladies that I've formerly known here in SD, have provided me with the ribald 'Fire and Ice' BBBJ, (I believe they were from Dongguan, -but they'll never admit to it).

They'd enter the fellowship room with a spitoon bucket in one hand and a coffee mug of warm water in the other. What followed next was an Aquarian Chorus of Slurp-Slurp, Gakk-Gakk, Hawk-Tuah.

BTW the 'Gargle and Spit' song is also an indicator at their misguided attempt for improved oral hygiene, because many of the BBBJCIM providers will also do DFK -And I'm not trying to become Milk-Brothers with you Mongers. Only just Eskimo Brothers. Oh! . and I later learned that, the longer they Gargle -the deeper they Deep Throat.

[VickyMong10]

Wanted to get some action late Friday night so started looking up spas that are open until late. I have never been to QQ spa and had read a bunch of good reviews on it over time so decided to try it out. Dropped by QQ spa at around 10:50 pm. Nobody was in the lobby, I was reading the prices and then Casey dropped by about a minute later. She was looking very pretty in sexy lingerie. Looks early to mid 30's with a sexy body and a beautiful face, she also speaks good English. She took me to the room that's right by the entrance and asked me how much time. I wanted to go for a 45 minute massage, but since they were closing soon, she asked me to go for a 30 minute massage and I obliged. She had asked me if this was my first time here before taking me to the room and I said yes. Since she took me to this room that was right at the entrance and kind of isolated, I was thinking I might not get offered any extras, but I'm glad that was not the case.

I paid her for 30 minutes, she came back with supplies and returned my change. I had removed my clothes and was waiting for her by the door naked to give her a hint of what I actually wanted. She asked me to lie on the bed and had gotten the hind. As soon as I lied down she started whispering something in my ears. Then she pulled her top down and started rubbing her tits all over my body. After about a minute or two, she asked me to flip. She continued to rub her tits on me while I grabbed her ass (nothing much on there LOL) and then started with dfk. Dfk was passionate and she was moaning lightly, she also started stroking junior. By this time we're making out and I'm up and sitting on the edge of the bed playing with her kitty while dfking. At this point she asked for the donation. She took the donation and left to get supplies.

Once she was back, we continued with dfk and then she went for BBBJ, which was very good. No dt but it was nice and sloppy. After a few minutes she told fuck me baby. I asked her to lie down at the door she of the bed and pointed to her kitty, to which she asked do you want to suck? And I nodded yes. She lied down at the edge of the bed and I went down on her. She has a very nice pink kitty down there, doesn't look likes it's been used much. It is definitely amongst the prettier ones I have seen, no smell also, nice, clean and juicy. Started with missionary, with her lying down and me standing, she took it really well. She has nice tits, which she squeezed together with her hands so that I can see them bounce as I thrust. Bouncing boobs and a pretty face that was moaning passionately, it was a great view.

Moved to k9 next, she doesn't much of an ass, but still it's in good shape, so I had some fun. I spanked her and asked her if she liked it to which she said yes, so I continued until her ass was red. Moved to WOT next, she said let me fuck you and started squatting over me with good speed, her tits were bouncing which was a nice view. Then I proceeded to thrust while spanking her, dfking and sucking her tities. All of this along with some passionate dfk. Then she asked if I wanted to cum in her mouth to which I said yes. After some cleaning, she took off the cover and started with BBBJ. After about 2 minutes, she got on the table and started BBBJ and stroking with her hands like a jack hammer. After 5 minutes, I hadn't cummed yet, she said you really go long. After a few more minutes I dispatched a huge load in her mouth. It was a lot so she swallowed some. She told me you cum a lot. Then cleaned me up. She said she is here for 4 more days and asked me to come again. Dressed up, cleaned my hands and mouth, took my water and left.

Overall a great experience. Total GFE. Will definitely repeat when she's back in town.

Damage: $. 5 hf + $1. 5 tip.

[BrainLara]

Not sure what to make of this visit.

So on the one hand, I wasn't impressed by her attitude or friendliness, but on the other hand, everything she did with her mouth, hands, tits, and pussy made me feel good. Doubtful I'll repeat, but all-in-all, a pretty decent session. 45 minutes, . 6 HF, 1. 6 for Alina.

Sorry to hear this. Sounds like she was nursing the after effects of a visit from some brute and you bore the brunt of that. Makes me grateful for my better experience.

I would liken the experience to "seeing how the sausage is made" in that I got to watch the girls come in and out to the bathroom- hear them spit then gargle- yikes. Didn't stop me from enjoying myself but I could have done without the insider look! 5.

Good thing some dude did not ask to shower while you were waiting there. Must be tricky juggling all these waiting folk esp without an onsite MMS. I read about a door lady at their sister spa but I have never seen one here.

[Five]

Man that sounds awkward asf. I hate to see / hear other dudes. About how long do you think you had to wait in all? I also noticed the new wait area by the door on my last visit. Must be getting quite busy.

I have seen Tiffany and Alina. Tiffany is not at all shy about telling you just how she wants it LOL. Alina is not quite as forward, but equally excellent in a more subtle way. Alina's nips are a thing of beauty, they are too perfect to be natural. Finally, Alina (and even Candy) give massage even a CMT would be proud of.

Yeah I had a similar experience a few weeks ago- except they had me wait in the little hallway room that leads to the laundry area. I was in a chair next to the bathroom and the little fridge they keep the water bottles in. At one point they moved me to an empty smaller massage room on the end. I would liken the experience to "seeing how the sausage is made" in that I got to watch the girls come in and out to the bathroom- hear them spit then gargle- yikes. Didn't stop me from enjoying myself but I could have done without the insider look! 5.

[JM619]

Not sure what to make of this visit.

Physically I found her very attractive. 5 foot ish, not quite spinner thin, but a nice tight body. I'd guess age right around 30. Cute face with full natural C cups, a small waist, and nice hips (but no ass). Her service level was disinterested at best, she only lasted about 2 minutes in CG, and wouldn't let me do doggy. But she gives an above average BBBJ and her pussy is super tight. After 5 minutes of a very good BBBJ, she put the cover on and did some ACG for a minute or two. No eye contact. After that, she asked for mish and for me to go slow. She used her legs to control my depth, but she did wrap an arm under her nice big natural tits so they were looking spectacular. She basically just laid on her back and watched the monitor while I pumped away. Everytime I tried to speed up, she didn't say anything, but I could tell she wasn't digging it. I asked for K9, but she said "no doggy. " But here's the thing. I think she was using my cock for keggle exercise equipment because she was just clamping down and it felt amazing. I almost nutted early twice and had to slow down. In the end, she finished me off with BBBJ. As I came in her mouth, she pulled me out and jerked me off onto her tits. Not much hospitality after and she didn't bring another girl in for introductions, which is usually the MO at Sugar.

So on the one hand, I wasn't impressed by her attitude or friendliness, but on the other hand, everything she did with her mouth, hands, tits, and pussy made me feel good. Doubtful I'll repeat, but all-in-all, a pretty decent session. 45 minutes, . 6 HF, 1. 6 for Alina.

[Admin2]

Arjons has been added to the no fly list. If you post about them you get banned.

I've never been but I saw a post that said the extort customers.

A2

[EasterEggs78]

Been meaning to visit for awhile. Easy check in. Massage was terrible, it was like she hated men and wanted to take out all that anger on me. Service was shit, unenthusiastic, kept stopping, kept asking me why I hadn't finished yet. I decided to just leave and told her to stop and put on my clothes.

That's when she tried to extort me. She said if I didn't give her 100 dollars they would use a friend at DMV and find my address from my license and put a video of her blowing me in my mailbox so my wife would find it.

I told her to go ahead because there is no wife.

[ShadowWalk702]

Wondering around I found Beauty Body Care in Oceanside, got in paid. 5 for the half hour, was greeted by a thin early 30's asian. We get in quick massage I start touching she ask me if I want then motion fucking. I give her my offer and we get to work, CBJ she rides me good effort bend her over and use her in Doggy finish in the bag and go on my way. Wasn't bad wondering if there's better around here.

Cheers.

[TimTheExplorer19882]

Repeat visit to Sun spa on Miramar. Had a fantastic time with Ruby last time and came back today wanting to get in a round two, but to my surprise, I was greeted by an even hotter new girl named Ivy!

Looks: Similar to Ruby, she's also a gorgeous petite spinner. She's very easy on the eyes, has a pair of magnificent natural C's on her chest, and the cutest little tight butt. There's a popular Chinese designer doll trend going around right now that's all the hype called "Labubus", and the best way to describe her is that she's as adorable as a Labubu. She's got a very unique charm to her and she's as cute as a button.

Service: BBBJ, DFK, CFS, CIM all on the menu. I very much enjoyed my time with her. Went through the whole alphabet soup of positions and services with her and she really exceeded my expectations. Top highlight of the session was when I was pounding her in doggy watching her sexy face in the mirror lock eyes with me when she built up to a huge O. Watching her amazing C tits jiggle back and forth while I was balls deep in her was an incredible sight and a memory that will last me a lifetime.

Overall Thoughts: If you like petite spinners with nice tits, Ivy is like a dream come true. She's an excellent addition to the lineup at Sun and I'm looking forward to getting another session in with her.

[RimJim]

This place has been around for a while. I popped in there a couple years ago late one evening. I had a much different experience though. They'd sent the usual fake (probably AI) pics of a chick they said was working. But when I got there it was only one old granny working. I started to leave and she promised me free upgrades. I gave in and after a half ass massage she went right to work with a BBBJ. She'd pulled down her tights and encouraged some FIV. HUGE mistake! The stink on my fingers was so bad I had to stop at a gas station to wash my hands on my way home. I don't know what she had going on down there but the smell was atrocious. Even after washing my hands with gas station soap I had to hang my head out the window like I was Ace Ventura.

Stumbled across this hole in the wall off Engineer. I was making a turn and saw it out of the corner of my eye. No idea how long it's been there. Parking is tight because it shares an office building with something else.

Took a chance on a walk in. Appeared to be a one elf show in a sundress and late 30's / early 40's. She was a straight A student of fashion. Slender and friendly.

5/30 house fee. Standard tips apply. Massage started off good, then quickly tapered to the "soft touch" finger grazing all over. On the flip she asked if I wanted a shaken bottle of soda. Asked her if she had any hidden talents. She did. Did a bit of fluffing after wiping jr down with a alcohol infused paper towel. Then before the main even, wiped Ms. Kitty down similarly, placed a raincoat on and asked who's on top. We came. We saw. We conquered. She was so light I think I could have toured her around the room on the pojo stick.

She did ask how I found the place and if a friend told me. Pretty big assumption that I had friends. Afterwards, couldn't find anything here in a search on Elf but I'm guessing they've been there a while. I plan on going back for a quality control check.

[VinDrake]

This was a first. 20 min into a 1 hr session the girl says she's the only one working and has to answer the door. And I can do 30 min or be done now. I'm thinking what? We go back and forth and I tell her I paid for an hour and that's what I expect. She was apologetic and said it was too busy. Sooo you're just going to answer the door and not give any massages? Whatever. I tell her to give me my money back and she asked if I'm going to tip. I tell her Nope and she gets pissy. Told her she could keep 20 for the 20 min effort, which wasn't bad at all. She gave me the rest back. Grabbed a handful of hi-chews on the way out and was on my way. This should go without saying but please do not tip anything in situations like this. And don't cave in to the lesser time either. Don't feel bad cause they def do not feel bad about providing shitty service or attempting to short on time. Smh.

[JM619]

I waited a total of 9 minutes. I got there right at 4 (when I told them I would be there) and I checked the time when I got in the room. I knew that a Friday afternoon would be busy, but in the end I had a great time so it was still worth it.

I can't speak to the naturalness of Alina's nipples, but her tits are definitely real. She pulled her shirt down, backed into me, and I had a good 30 seconds of feeling her up while she grinded her ass against me.

Man that sounds awkward asf. I hate to see / hear other dudes. About how long do you think you had to wait in all? I also noticed the new wait area by the door on my last visit. Must be getting quite busy.

I have seen Tiffany and Alina. Tiffany is not at all shy about telling you just how she wants it LOL. Alina is not quite as forward, but equally excellent in a more subtle way. Alina's nips are a thing of beauty, they are too perfect to be natural. Finally, Alina (and even Candy) give massage even a CMT would be proud of.

[BrainLara]

Stopped by sugar spa on Friday afternoon. It was grand central up in there. They had me wait in the outside vestibule for about 5 minutes and I got to see 3 guys walk out (awkward) and then they had me wait another few minutes behind the privacy screen where I got to hear two more guys walk out. I was starting to question my choice, when finally Tiffany comes to get me and take me back to a room. By the time I left, I had zero regrets.

Man that sounds awkward asf. I hate to see / hear other dudes. About how long do you think you had to wait in all? I also noticed the new wait area by the door on my last visit. Must be getting quite busy.

I have seen Tiffany and Alina. Tiffany is not at all shy about telling you just how she wants it LOL. Alina is not quite as forward, but equally excellent in a more subtle way. Alina's nips are a thing of beauty, they are too perfect to be natural. Finally, Alina (and even Candy) give massage even a CMT would be proud of.

[Ptown24]

Formerly Relax Spa. After being dogged by Mia (see my last report), I was scrambling to release. The Royal Honey had me bricked and I needed to bust. Didn't catch a name, but it's a 1 girl shop. Small spinner with nice tits. HF 40 and asked if I've been there before and who I saw. Threw the name Cici out there, common enough LOL. She stroked me for a full 30 min while I sucked on the titties, but when I brought up CBJ, apparently lube "causes cancer", so that didn't happen, and she said she didn't do FS. After 30 min, she said time was up and I got dressed, tipped, and left. Got home and finished myself off.

[Ptown24]

By the end of Campo Road by 5 Star Foot and Body. Drew Mia, amazing spinner body and tall. HF 40, and negotiated FS for $. CBJ, DATY, FIV, Mish and Doggie. I finished by having her lay next to me on the table and stroke me while FIV. Slipped my thumb in the starfish a few times but she wasn't a big fan of that. This all happened Thursday night. I went back this morning, and she tried to pawn me off to her friend. Don't know if I went too hard or negotiated too low but whatever. I had my turn and blew my load all over her legs. Probably won't go back after all of this.