Massage Parlor Reports

[Cruzier1]

Went to YH Spa, the new name for You Spa in Lemon Grove, looking for Cherry or Lulu. Got Cindy. Perfunctory saran wrap CBJ, WTF. No repeat. I left thinking why do I even bother? That place is off my list unless someone can let me in on how to find Cherry or Lulu consistently or let me in on someone worth visiting. Too many posts asking where they at to make any sense of it.

On University Ave. By 70th St. Got Lisa. I've reviewed her before. We agree to $ total for CBJ. Told be to strip and got to work. Halfway through upgraded to FS for 20 more (she wanted 40). She told me to go slow because I'm above average. Pussy was kinda loose. Hit it in Mish, licked the kitty a little bit, and when I got her in doggy, she got extremely wet and hearing those sounds made me fill the bag rather quickly. Got dressed and left. I'm surprised how hard these girls negotiate prices. I went to H Spa before I ended up at Sunshine and $. 2 wouldn't cut it for FS with Mia, so I left! Get greedy, you get nothing. If any of you boys have big titty intel, PM's are open and it would be greatly appreciated.

Saw Mia at H Spa. She's got GTS (golden throat syndrome). Wanted way too much for BBBJ. Talked her down 20 (still too much), dodged the CIM, and cut short the release. It's an unfortunate turn of events because she's got a tall, young looking spinner body even if her face gives older vibes. Massage was surprisingly thorough and decent, I'll give her that. There is a MMS so no worry about walk-ins distracting anything. Small room with A / C felt good, too. Quiet, rundown strip mall with no foot traffic is a bonus. Really far out there in Spring Valley for me. If she would take the going rate, CIM, and every last drop, she could be a rising star, but that's true of anyone, right?

Cheers.

[DesertFun]

Gents,

I'm living FT down in the desert now so I'm far away from my previously normal haunts. I've tried a couple places in Ramona which I have shared but I am looking to try other new places that have the FS vibe or possibilities to them. I'm down in Poway every couple weeks for acupuncture and I have to go through Ramona to get anywhere really. So if you have any recommendations or favorites that you wouldn't minds sharing I would thank you greatly. I'm gearing up for full knee replacement surgery in 6 weeks so I'll be out of action for a while after that they tell me so a decent place where oral at least is on the menu is what I'm looking for. I can at least lay back and enjoy that even if I can't be having at it for 4-5 months. The younger the better of course but since I am old ladies in their 30's and 40's are young to me. I am very attracted to Asians, blondes and redheads, but I haven't really had any Latinas before so that might be great too. Please I'm if you prefer and would rather not broadcast details about a particular place or lady, which I totally understand having tried to see some ladies before who were mentioned and then had such a run of "clients" that they either closed up the options or were so overbooked you couldn't get in to see them. Thanks for your help guys, I appreciate it.

[TheGuest386]

Is Amanda around still? Older gem, enormous natural jugs.

She was all over the place a few months back. I haven't been able to locate her as of recently.

If she's not, or if anyone has any direction to some gigantic jugs. Please fill me in!

[Mike102]

After reading some positive reports about Hans in Sorrento Valley I decided to check it out. Pulled a woman from Chongqing who's name was Cindy or something similar. Could not really understand her English. Did an hour for $60 and she did a solid job walking on my back (it hurt but was good) and then a nice massage. Pre flip she played with the the boys and the stick and rubbed the chocolate starfish. Over all nice. On the flip she suggested a tug and I told her I wanted a BBBJ and settled on $120, which I was fine with because of the hour long session. She told me that BBBJ was not something she normally does and I believe that to be true. She had wanted CBJ.

BJ was not great, she could not take in much in. There was no CIM, which was disappointing but I was able to finish. Cindy or whatever her name is, is mid-40's best but was petite and not unattractive. She pulled out her girls, which I had thought were solid C's but it was all bra padding. She was a small B at best. I would probably repeat with a handy but would skip more than that.

I'll need to check this place out again as it seems there are better providers but I would see her again for a 30 minute rub and tug. While there I heard at least 4-5 guys coming in during what I imagine was a low-volume time, so it appears to be popular.

Lastly, hooray for me that I am above 50 posts, so I can share!

[BearD]

Saw the x.com posts for Jessica and was very intrigued by the pics. She nothing like the pics. Face is ok. Tits are natural C and large areolas, amazing. No ass at all. Stocky build.

She came in and I was disappointed with the face, nowhere near the posted pics: https://x.com/WaplesHealth/status/19...902685/photo/1.

Decent massage, no training but she put in the effort. Then some weak teasing and flip. Standard tip and she gets supplies. She does a disappointing CBJ, then hops on for cg. Great tits bouncing about. Switch to standing doggy, then mish and then to flat doggy to grab those tits to finish.

Overall ok, would not repeat, even for those tits.

[BrainLara]

Thanks for the laugh.

and more importantly no teeth felt during Russian, so I know where I am going to finish at.

[DoubleEntendre]

Strength Spa is farther North than other places which can be convenient if you're in the area. Made an appointment with Fendi and decided to get the table shower treatment. Rubbed her soapy tits all over me along with some body and camel slides. Nice ass and good on top in RCG. Has been going to massage school and wanted to 'practice' on me. Good effort and better than average but could use more practice imo. Tells me she's available on weekends and weekday evenings after 7 pm. Probably worth the visit if you want a table shower with body slides. Fendi may be the only one who does it there but I can't say for certain.

[Ptown24]

On University Ave. By 70th St. Got Lisa. I've reviewed her before. We agree to $ total for CBJ. Told be to strip and got to work. Halfway through upgraded to FS for 20 more (she wanted 40). She told me to go slow because I'm above average. Pussy was kinda loose. Hit it in Mish, licked the kitty a little bit, and when I got her in doggy, she got extremely wet and hearing those sounds made me fill the bag rather quickly. Got dressed and left. I'm surprised how hard these girls negotiate prices. I went to H Spa before I ended up at Sunshine and $. 2 wouldn't cut it for FS with Mia, so I left! Get greedy, you get nothing. If any of you boys have big titty intel, PM's are open and it would be greatly appreciated.

[Faceless1]

Visiting sugar spa today after work to beat traffic as usual, called ahead and got recommended Lisa, so scheduled for her and got there 10 minutes early got greeted by a mid 20's spoke decent english gal, rocking a natural D size tits, I think she is about 5'3 -5'2 not too sure on that, with a cute face that only missing Jr in her mouth sorta look. Paid the house and into the sweet room we went.

HF: 60.

Tips: 150.

Service: DFK, BBBJ, Rim, DATY, FiV, CFS, 69, BLS, cim.

Face: 8. 5/10 pretty face, light make up, small build bod. Mid-20's face.

Bod: 9/10 long black hair, pair of natural D tits, bald eagle down south. Areola size qalter size.

Services: 9. 5/10 very good GFE style service, service my every need, massage could be better but not here for that.

Once inside, we Lfk a little while she helps me undress, I can smell the light perfume she got dashed on, it is pretty nice. Got a luke warm massage that I could had skipped, it is more tease than massage over all, enjoyed the tease though. She wiped me down for some great rimming, not a whole lot of TUMA, but just the sweet spot of BLS and slow licks to get Jr excited af. On the flip side, she DFK me after she rinses, and slowly cat bath me and once the those tits hit JR, she gave an exceptional Russian because I asked for it. Lots of suction from BBBJ, didn't feel gag from DT, and more importantly no teeth felt during Russian, so I know where I am going to finish at. Me being the gentleman and all, returned the favor by Daty and eventually moved to 69, her clam is very tasty, and easily excited, she said I got her O after like 5 minutes of diving for the pearl (yea right.), but performace is good though. Cover goes on and started with Standing MISH first so I can enjoy those titties jiggle, very good kegal grip, but it is a better grip in k9, I didn't get to too many position change because she does that well in that kegal grip, I told her I need to finish in her mouth, she hopped off and let me slowly face fuk her until the hot load shot into the back of her throat, she didn't push back and took it like a good girl, didn't swallow but did clean me up nicely to get every drop. Afterward we laid in bed and pillow talked a bit until my time is up and left with water in hand.

Great encounter as always from Sugar spa, they were a bit busy so I didn't get to see the others, but will be returning next week for another visit after work.

Happy mongering.

[MilfLoverr]

Was greeted by Angel. She's a Latina. She's one of the best looking girls I've seen. She's got brownish blonde hair, mid 20's, around 5' 3", nice round ass and some c cups. She took me to the room where I paid her the $50 house fee. Got undressed and laid down while she left.

When she came back in the room she started with some light touch and we discussed what I was looking for. Agreed on $160. Went over and got the tip out of my pants and gave it to her.

While we were both still standing she began fondling my balls while she kissed my neck and worked her way down to her knees where she began a BBBJ. Transitioned onto the bed for 69. Pussy was shaved, very clean, smelt and tasted fresh. Her BJ was amazing.

Moved to CFS. She slipped the cover on and began by riding me in reverse cowgirl. In the transition to missionary I had to go back and eat that pussy again. Missionary was good too and almost finished but caught myself and asked her to move into doggy. Doggy was by the far best. Her ass is perfect and she really let me pound away.

Highly recommend Angel. She is as very beautiful, has an amazing body, pussy was great, her attitude was amazing and bubbly. Glad I got to meet her on this visit.

[BrainLara]

Thanks for the great report. The best part was "you suck more" LOL. Even though they did not honor your appointment on time, sounds like they made it up to you and then some. Nice.

First time visit to QQ today. For those that don't know, there is a back door and parking in the back.

but eventually Misha comes in the room, about 25 minutes after my scheduled appointment.

We DFK for a minute and then I lay her down on the bed for DATY. Nicely trimmed kitty and I bury my face in it while playing with her tits. I can feel her getting wet and now she's playing with her tits too. After a few minutes, I move to get up and move on, but she tells me "you suck more" while she vigorously shakes her hand on her clit.

I came for a 45 minute session, paid. 6 HF and 1. 6 to Misha. I ended up staying about and hour and 40 minutes total.

[Msog1]

Fun size spinner. Loves the dick as much as Bailey. Flexible. Excellent wet BBBJ. Easy to move her around in different positions and has the perfect bounce when she is on top. Perky pink nipples. Fun to dick her down w / DFK. She likes it slow and once she gets slick she wants more and more. Her yakuza style ink makes me go beast mode. Fendi told me she is Baileys sister but I never confirmed but faces are similar shape. Good comparable as far as service might be now MMSN Lily. IYKTYN. She say I'm her boyfriend.

[JM619]

First time visit to QQ today. For those that don't know, there is a back door and parking in the back.

I texted MMS to get info on the girls and she told me that Misha had big natural tits, so I asked for an appointment. I showed up at the specified time and was greeted by Jeannie (or Jeanine, or something like that) at the door. She is the MMS and is a tiny smoking hot older woman. I'd guess 50's. She was wearing a super tight dress that hugged her tiny frame with curves in the right places. Pretty face too. Anyway, she walks me back to a room, takes the HF, and says Misha will be back in a few minutes. I wait for about 5 minutes and MMS comes back in to tell me the Misha will be just a few more minutes and that I should lay down and relax. She also takes a few quick strokes of my dick. This repeated a few more times, but eventually Misha comes in the room, about 25 minutes after my scheduled appointment. I'd guess Misha is late 20's / early 30's. Her face is kinda cute, but nothing special, but man her body....

She is all business, but in a good way. She immediately starts with the LFK to DFK, stroking my cock, and putting my hand on her ass. No introductions, chitchat or small talk. We make out like this for a few minutes and then she drops to her knees and gives quite a good BBBJ. No baby wipes. She just goes to town, and she knows what she is doing. This went on for at least five minutes, if not ten. She is sloppy, good suction, good noises, and no teeth. She doesn't DT, but it is still a really good BBBJ. I'm getting close, so I bring her up and she drops her dress. This is my first chance to really get a good look at her. She is short, petite, somewhat decent ass, tiny waist with a nice flat tummy, and she is sporting firm natural Ds. Yes please. We DFK for a minute and then I lay her down on the bed for DATY. Nicely trimmed kitty and I bury my face in it while playing with her tits. I can feel her getting wet and now she's playing with her tits too. After a few minutes, I move to get up and move on, but she tells me "you suck more" while she vigorously shakes her hand on her clit. Yes, ma'am. I don't think she had an O, but did seem to enjoy herself. She eventually tells me to fuck her.

She puts the cover on quickly, puts one knees on the table, throws the other one up in the air, and pulls me into to her in standing K9. Great hips to hold on to, hot to watch her face and tits bounce in the mirror, and she fucks back well. We spend a lot of time here, then move to standing mish where she played with her clit while I pumped her and watched those tits bounce. Then to ACG and CG. I get close, cover comes off, and she finishes me up with BBBJCIM. And she takes every drop. As I came, she help the head of my cock in her mouth and oh so slowly continued to stroke me with her hand. It was a wonderful finish. She scampers out of the room to get a hot towel, and spit and gargle, haha. While she's out, MMS comes back in while I'm still naked laying on the table in post-O bliss. She starts talking to me and pulls up her dress to show me her black thong. She asks me how I liked Misha, and I tell her I loved her tits. MMS then pulls her tits out and asks me how I like them, so I start feeling her up and licking her nipples. While I'm doing this Misha comes back in the room, they talk briefly, and Misha leaves to go service another customer.

MMS apologizes for the wait at the beginning and asks if I want a message. I'm not in a rush so I say sure. She ends up giving me a pretty damn good massage for 30 ish minutes. When she left to get a hot towel, I see Misha coming out of another room to go spit and gargle. MMS comes back in the room and starts rubbing up on me and LFKing, and I'm at full attention again. Then Misha comes back in to say goodbye, I guess. I tell her I loved her and I lover her tits. She pulls them out of the dress and I start sucking on her right boob. To my surprise, I"m soon joined by MMS sucking on her left one. We do this for a minute and then another customer comes in, so Misha says her pleasant goodbyes, tells me she wants to do Russian next time (she points at my rock hard cock, squeezes her tits together, and points to the cleavage, so I assume that's what she meant, haha), and goes out to the lobby. MMS puts her hand on my cock and we chat for like 10 more minutes. I tell her she's beautiful and I want to fuck her now too. She lets me run my hands all over her for a bit and then goes to get my water. I get dressed, said a nice goodbye, and left.

I came for a 45 minute session, paid. 6 HF and 1. 6 to Misha. I ended up staying about and hour and 40 minutes total. The extra time with MMS was fun, but the main event with Misha was fucking epic. Tiny frame, big natties, great enthusiasm, lots of DFK, and excellent BBBJ technique. What more could I ask for? I'll be back soon.

[DesertFun]

I made another AMP pass while on my way home at another shop I had seen mentioned on here to check it out and see what was available. I stopped in Bamboo and saw the prices and was going to try to back out by using the old "Do you take credit cards?" ploy but she said yes so I figured what the hell I'd TOFTT. She wanted to charge me $5 to use the card and I was " No! So I told her I'd pay $2 and she was ok with that. A early to mid-40's Chinese lady, in decent shape, not fat and not ugly but overall passable. I'm pushing 72 so womenn in their 40's are young compared to me. I went in to the room and told her I needed to pee and clean up and she showed me that there was a bathroom in there, complete with shower etc. Very small but all that I needed really. I get naked and lie down and she comes back in and starts a decent massage, not CMT level but ok. She grazes me every so often to let me know there's more on the menu but I did need a massage before playtime so I encouraged her to massage the areas that I wanted her to work on. She wipes off the oil, which was she had used liberally, first with wet wipes, then she came back with hot towels and got the rest of it off. Then I flipped over and grabbed her ass and gave it a squeeze and she said "Now?" and I was "yeah, I needed a massage too". So she got started on my little friend, BBBJ and stroking him, I pulled her dress down so I could play with her 32-34 B's, finally struggled her out of the whole thing not just the top of it. I was playing with her pussy and fingering her and decided I just didn't have the proper angle so I had her get on the table and suck me while I licked her nipples and fingered her pussy. She tried to do the stroke and lick kind of BJ but I had her stop using anything but her mouth and she gave me a good licking and sucking while I played with her and she moaned every so often to let me know she was enjoying herself. I told her when I was going to blast and she stroked me to completion and I shot all over the place, got it everywhere except down her throat. Lots of cleanup for her to do, but she only complained a little bit. Yuyu got up and put her dress on and I went in the bathroom to wash my hands and clean up a little. When I was putting my pants on I pulled out 2 $50's and gave them to her and she seemed satisfied, no mention of money had been had before but I thought this was fair and apparently so did she. She didn't short me on time, we used close to the full hour, 55 minutes I think. FS was on the table for sure, don't know what that fee would have been but after a long day in the city and with my heart medication I am more comfortable with a massage and BJ to end my day before I travel back to my desert abode. Total damage was $1. 72. Fair enough, so I'll try out another Ramona shop on my way back from the city and map them out in my mind for future reference. BTW, there was another woman there at that shop but I didn't see her, but I did hear her talking with another customer.

[Lascivious]

The 'Gargle and Spit' is the Siren-Song of the orally-talented AMP provider, these precious sound-bites let you know that the girls are doing BBBJ's and CIM.

At first, it's awkward and embarrassing to listen to, but with continued experience I found myself hopefully expecting it.

What's Ironic, is that whenever I reach my climax, the provider would often cover my mouth to muffle my moans of pleasure, but they make no attempt at discretion when doing their 'Gargle and Spit' song. -maybe it is just a cultural thing!?

A few Legendary Ladies that I've formerly known here in SD, have provided me with the ribald 'Fire and Ice' BBBJ, (I believe they were from Dongguan, -but they'll never admit to it).

They'd enter the fellowship room with a spitoon bucket in one hand and a coffee mug of warm water in the other. What followed next was an Aquarian Chorus of Slurp-Slurp, Gakk-Gakk, Hawk-Tuah..

And I totally have to agree with you! Hahaha!