Massage Parlor Reports for Regular Members and Seniors with less than 50 posts.

**LipLover 88** · 08-06-26 09:29

Originally Posted by Averagedood [View Original Post]

Curiosity led me here. Legit looking asian business building with Massage sign out front, actually spotted it on googlemaps.

Walk in, asked for one hour serious deep tissue. 1 lady working said ok, $60. Interrupted twice by people coming in. She had to go tell them she was busy, one was a lady asking for a foot massage, so I was hoping I would be getting a decent real Asian massage if nothing else.

After five or 10 minutes, it was pretty obvious she had no idea what she was doing. No technique and just randomly moving from side to side up to down not in sections like a legit massage does. Her idea of deep was very mild. Yet, she was breathing heavy like she was working out, it was kind of weird.

Then came to flip.

She asks how much I'm going to tip and makes the hand motion, I said 60 and she asks for more, total mood killer. She even got out her translator to explain why she wants more, I'm losing the mood and I think she could tell so she finally said OK.

She sits on the table with her back to me doing a decent, slow rub, at least it wasn't rushed or jackhammered. But the lack of tease and the mood killing negotiations really made it a non-repeat for me. Plus the oil that she used left a really bad residue even when I showered after I got home I could still feel it.

Not what I was hoping for at all.

On a side note, does anybody know what happened to Lucy who used to work at F massage, also on EC blvd?

I did see Koko there a while ago, but her massage was nowhere near as deep as Lucy's.

Last time I saw Lucy was at the F spa and massage on 54th and Redwood St. , Southeast corner.

**TomDanger7** · 08-05-26 22:26

Hey bros first time review. I'm here from Arizona. I've been in the hobby for a while. Looking forward to your suggestions. I know latinas have been the craze lately, Lisa has in Arizona, but I love me a good Asian with natural curves no injections LOL. I've hit up 2 spots in the last couple weeks. This one was the one worth reviewing. It's off Flanders and Camino. They have one of the best table showers that I've had. It makes a huge difference when a girl actually knows how to clean you off. I've had some real awkward experiences where they pretty much put a lufa right up your ass like they think I'm going to like that LOL. Mina was my GF for the hour. She first started by cleaning my back, in between the cheeks. But she gave my feet a good scrubbing. That I think felt the best at least until I turned over. Juniors at full attention and she cleaned them off frst with her hands, and then she took off her top and let those melons do the rest LOL. I don't no, how discreet or graphic we can be on these, so I'll just say full menu was offered in the room totally covered, of course and the back view was the best. I think if you guys want more details. I'm not sure how it works if you want to message me or whatever but I can go over the rates too basically drop two bills total.

**Averagedood** · 08-05-26 00:46

Curiosity led me here. Legit looking asian business building with Massage sign out front, actually spotted it on googlemaps.

Walk in, asked for one hour serious deep tissue. 1 lady working said ok, $60. Interrupted twice by people coming in. She had to go tell them she was busy, one was a lady asking for a foot massage, so I was hoping I would be getting a decent real Asian massage if nothing else.

After five or 10 minutes, it was pretty obvious she had no idea what she was doing. No technique and just randomly moving from side to side up to down not in sections like a legit massage does. Her idea of deep was very mild. Yet, she was breathing heavy like she was working out, it was kind of weird.

Then came to flip.

She asks how much I'm going to tip and makes the hand motion, I said 60 and she asks for more, total mood killer. She even got out her translator to explain why she wants more, I'm losing the mood and I think she could tell so she finally said OK.

She sits on the table with her back to me doing a decent, slow rub, at least it wasn't rushed or jackhammered. But the lack of tease and the mood killing negotiations really made it a non-repeat for me. Plus the oil that she used left a really bad residue even when I showered after I got home I could still feel it.

Not what I was hoping for at all.

On a side note, does anybody know what happened to Lucy who used to work at F massage, also on EC blvd?

I did see Koko there a while ago, but her massage was nowhere near as deep as Lucy's.

**OPIllini** · 08-01-26 11:14

Originally Posted by Dwykz619 [View Original Post]

It'll do for a release. There's a couple west towards IB, but it's the same.

And don't bother with Lavendar. You could try Daisy Massage further north from there.

In fact, CV is mostly hit or miss. Mostly miss.

Appreciate the suggestion. But I wound up going to an East County spot that I just posted a review on in the regular Massage Parlor thread.

**Dwykz619** · 07-31-26 21:52

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

Gentlemen, I'm staying in Chula Vista the next couple of days, and on Coronado Ave east of I-5 I noticed an AMP. Didn't get the name since I saw it while riding the trolley. What's the name of that AMP, and can anyone here recommend it?

I'm from the west suburbs of Chicago and can share intel if you're planning to go to the Windy City soon.

It'll do for a release. There's a couple west towards IB, but it's the same.

And don't bother with Lavendar. You could try Daisy Massage further north from there.

In fact, CV is mostly hit or miss. Mostly miss.

**CoastalKatz** · 07-31-26 16:25

Originally Posted by Tank1228 [View Original Post]

Went to Waples massage, asked for May was told she would be in a couple minutes. Well turns out one of her regular s stumbles in and asks for her. Dick move BTW occurred around 6-630 pm. So Mia introduced herself. I said I would wait for May. She said I would have to leave and come back after I paid the hour fee. For May. I asked for my money back she wouldn't do it. Then I said it is 140 more and which would make 220. She said no it's 320 for the hour. I said fine I will just take a massage by you and get out of here she says no she won't do that. Should have left right there and then. She looked good and I wasn't thanking so I said all I have is 300. So it begins started with a shitty massage and only got worse from there 2 many rules not a good personality a general bad experience. I can't believe what happened. So shocking of the price I can't believe people pay that I will stick to my 200 in Jackson, mi. At least I know I will have a good time. Never get Mia is what people need to know about this.

I think their cost have gone up, probably due to popularity but I don't know thr full details of everyones visits. Another guy posted on the 12th it was 250 OTD, I paid about the same as you but with May but got literally everything under the sun, twice and if I could go a third time, she was eager to do it. It may just be the girl you saw that sucked, which is unfortunate but, while probably not customary or advised, in several experiences here, they straight up will discuss their services and cost and in my experience there is practically no limits. Cost is the only factor. I'd say give it another shot but obviously $$$ is not an insignificant amount to drop for poor services.

**EricLongDong-shill** · 07-31-26 11:47

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When are you going to realize that the shill party is over? Tell them to buy an ad. You can't make money posting on this forum anymore.

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**BlkBolt** · 07-31-26 00:57

Originally Posted by BeachDrone [View Original Post]

Yes, many very genuine ladies at AMPs in SD. I find these more genuine interactions at AMPs that are not heavily advertised. While I have had some good times at Aqua, River, Waples, and a few others, I typically avoid them. The higher volume naturally makes the sessions more "assembly-line," mechanical, and impersonal --there are certainly exceptions. I tend towards the places that are not so blatantly full-service or at least do not advertise on Bedpage. Like F Spa, a couple other places on ECB, Miramar Relax (now closed), a couple places in Spring Valley, Alley Spa, and several places on Clairemont Mesa Blvd. By repeating, I have had full service and / or a VERY personal session at places that are thought of as HJ-only. Some VERY memorable sessions. YMMV of course.

As a traveler between several county lines to work, I 100% agree with you on this one, it is not always an amazing experience with those heavily reviewed shops, and once in a while you spot one off the road that has like no visibility on both here and RM that had some hidden gems. However, there are many ugly sides lurking around the corner as well I felt, especially when your curiosity gets you into trouble to go into the hag's den.

**OPIllini** · 07-30-26 19:30

Gentlemen, I'm staying in Chula Vista the next couple of days, and on Coronado Ave east of I-5 I noticed an AMP. Didn't get the name since I saw it while riding the trolley. What's the name of that AMP, and can anyone here recommend it?

I'm from the west suburbs of Chicago and can share intel if you're planning to go to the Windy City soon.

**BeachDrone** · 07-30-26 14:44

Originally Posted by Ceefo [View Original Post]

Are there any AMPs where the girls at least TRY to seem genuine because this is just not doing it for me anymore.

Yes, many very genuine ladies at AMPs in SD. I find these more genuine interactions at AMPs that are not heavily advertised. While I have had some good times at Aqua, River, Waples, and a few others, I typically avoid them. The higher volume naturally makes the sessions more "assembly-line," mechanical, and impersonal --there are certainly exceptions. I tend towards the places that are not so blatantly full-service or at least do not advertise on Bedpage. Like F Spa, a couple other places on ECB, Miramar Relax (now closed), a couple places in Spring Valley, Alley Spa, and several places on Clairemont Mesa Blvd. By repeating, I have had full service and / or a VERY personal session at places that are thought of as HJ-only. Some VERY memorable sessions. YMMV of course.

The other thing is that I am older, healthy, and in the best shape of my life. I prefer older ladies. While I am tempted to see the ladies who advertise BBFS in Bedpage ads, I'm just not not sure the personal connection is possible with a lady when I am more than 2-1/2 times her age. I know, the young ladies are the most popular, and there is a lot to like in a sexy 23-year-old. I get great service and have a lot of fun with the older ladies off the beaten trail.

**BamanBsk** · 07-29-26 21:35

Decided to take a gander after work at Ronson (sorry I know they're banned) to check out the lineup. Met Barbie and there was another girl but she didn't want to come out. Barbie looked absolutely banging, Latina with lighter skin, beautiful face, great tits and a round bottom. She was gorgeous. I always have a love hate relationship with latinas and just wanted to know if anyone had a fair experience with her. Please message me if why'all did.

**Ceefo** · 07-29-26 18:46

Stopped by Oceanic the other day to see if the lineup had improved as recent visits were straight-up awful. Greeted by a small little Chinese girl with a full-sleeve tattoo on one arm. Super friendly so I decided to give it a go.

Usual menu. Table Shower, preview in the TS room, followed by more in the massage room. Either I've been at this too long, or I'm just bored with the AMP scene at least with the Chinese girls. In the TS room it seemed like a good session building, but from the moment we stepped into the massage room, she started moaning like I was a human vibrator. It was so painfully fake I had to ask her to stop. Then all she did was complain about how I was 'too big' and such. We hadn't even done anything yet and she was shutting things down. Mid-massage, I'd finally had enough, got up, toweled myself off and said I was done. I left her $20 of the original tip I had laid out, and bounced.

Are there any AMPs where the girls at least TRY to seem genuine because this is just not doing it for me anymore.

**TimFairweather** · 07-27-26 18:53

Went by what used to be the Blue Sky Spa on Clairemont Dr. And the same space in now the YUM spa. Does anyone know if the operate the same?

**Uppercutt3333-shill** · 07-27-26 00:36

To the owners of Smile Spa or whatever the name is. We are no longer allowing shill accounts to post erotic fiction about the ladies in your establishment.

We have developed a new ad we are calling a "Metro Ad" that would display on all the threads in a city. It's a 728x90 ad that is prominently displayed on all Chicago threads right below the pair of 468x60 ads. If you take the ad for six months at a time you can also get a dedicated advertiser thread where you could post pretty much whatever you want that doesn't violate the law. You could post pictures, specials, interact with your clients whatever you wish that doesn't break the law.

Infinity Spa in Phoenix has been the first place to make their advertising transparent. If you wish to look at Phoenix and see what it looks like you're welcomed to do so. We haven't added this to the advertiser FAQ yet but you can use the contact us link to start a conversation about it.

We are trying to price it competitively and I suspect the cost will be less than what you are already paying for the erotic fiction you have been using and transparent advertising always works better, the guys already know these stories aren't true.

We look forward to hearing from you.

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**Urfather440-shill** · 07-25-26 22:37

To the owners of Star Spa or whatever the name is. We are no longer allowing shill accounts to post erotic fiction about the ladies in your establishment.

We have developed a new ad we are calling a "Metro Ad" that would display on all the threads in a city. It's a 728x90 ad that is prominently displayed on all Chicago threads right below the pair of 468x60 ads. If you take the ad for six months at a time you can also get a dedicated advertiser thread where you could post pretty much whatever you want that doesn't violate the law. You could post pictures, specials, interact with your clients whatever you wish that doesn't break the law.

Infinity Spa in Phoenix has been the first place to make their advertising transparent. If you wish to look at Phoenix and see what it looks like you're welcomed to do so. We haven't added this to the advertiser FAQ yet but you can use the contact us link to start a conversation about it.

We are trying to price it competitively and I suspect the cost will be less than what you are already paying for the erotic fiction you have been using and transparent advertising always works better, the guys already know these stories aren't true.

We look forward to hearing from you.

A2