Massage Parlor Reports

[Pyrolysis]

I normally hit the Tampa strip club scene, but am in Orlando this week. Any recommendations on short (sub 5 ft) spinners? The St Pete AMPs had some real gems last year, but that scene went away.

[Katanakana]

Visiting south Kissimmee area later this month. Not too familiar with the area and first time sampling this region. Any spa recommendations, perhaps with TUMA friendly providers? Thanks.

[EscortGuru]

I did one of those road trips a few months back, the best spot I found was VIP in Vero, 8734 20th St, Vero Beach, FL 32966.

Only got L1 but the service was good and the table shower was legit. Very nice lady and she worked me as much as she good to get that nut out.

Thanks. When I return to Orlando in October for HHN if I go down i95 again I'll give that place a try; but likely I'd do the Turnpike. Going from Universal to i95 was a long ride due to local traffic crossing the state.

[EscortGuru]

Not sure why you just didn't read the board a little bit more and do better research rather than driving all around Orlando aimlessly. But your choice. Glad you had at least a good time at Tokyo. There were so many other good ones you could've chose and like MNY. , five star East, Lavender, Missly.

Safe travels.

I actually read the top 7 pages, but thanks for the tips above now I know for next time. I didn't really mind the exploring, there's a certain thrill and satisfaction with "the hunt".

[Dork01]

Minan now listed as Udon. Just to avoid confusion.

[Dork01]

More info on the agency thread. Minan is an incredibly beautiful 25 year-old Japanese girl. Much better looking than the girl in the pictures, but the body is very similar. Hot girl next door / college girl type. She is 25 but I guessed that she was 22. Incredible natural body. Natural C sized breasts that are perfect. Perfect legs, perfect ass. Tiny little shaved, smooth honey pot. Service was pretty standard and very good. Strongly and highly recommend.

[Khancious]

THANK you A2! The reviews were not even about the providers but about how many times their amazing "skills" made them pop and how much the girls wanted to fuck them and / or marry them. 80% of any post was self-aggrandizing BS content. And then the other accounts would chime in and say "wow! Way to go!" JFC if your life is that lacking in validation.

Anyway. Looking forward to more HONEST and focused reviews. Visiting Orlando in the next month or so and appreciate the intel.

While it's obvious there's a collective clown caravan who mentions how they made their girl squirt so much the wallpaper was glistening in the starlight, some of us actually enjoy pleasing women and have the literary repertoire to paint the scenes of your wishes. This is what makes certain individuals unforgettable currents amidst a predictable stream of income. Alas, it's less about the words and more about the experience behind closed doors and in the shadows, we just have to adapt what we bring to the light.

[Islander65]

I have not been in the game much lately but was passing by 5 Star early Saturday morning and decided to stop in. I was greeted by Sunflower and taken straight into a room. I believe I was the first customer of the day. Sunflower is easy on the eyes with a nice body. No need to go into details but I received the 5 Star treatment. Sunflower sure brightens a man's day. I highly recommend and will try to repeat before the end of the month.

Towards the end of my visit another monger came in and another lady took him to a room. I am not sure who else is working this month there but Sunflower has company.

Play Safe!!

[Tampaguy37]

And plenty of others got called out, they got out of control and A2 had to jump in and clean it up.

THANK you A2! The reviews were not even about the providers but about how many times their amazing "skills" made them pop and how much the girls wanted to fuck them and / or marry them. 80% of any post was self-aggrandizing BS content. And then the other accounts would chime in and say "wow! Way to go!" JFC if your life is that lacking in validation.

Anyway. Looking forward to more HONEST and focused reviews. Visiting Orlando in the next month or so and appreciate the intel.

[Dork01]

A couple new to me girls at Tokyo. Had a dream with Angina (like Anne-Gina). Said she was only in Orlando once a few years ago. Nice natural D's, very cute, very good service. About halfway through in walks Lilly who is even hotter. Looked vaguely familiar but IDK, maybe new. Very good service from Angina but I would definitely like to go back and try out Lilly. Could use some reports on current lineup at Lavender if anybody knows.

[Toffee Chip Va]

After a long day walking around the world, found Jade in Kissimmee open late and stopped by. Paid 80 for an hour and was led to a very small room and waited for a bit. Didn't get a name, but a 40 ish, decent looking woman comes in and starts the massage with surprisingly good pressure. Then someone else walks in the store less than 10 min into my session. She goes out and comes back asking if I can do 30 min instead. Weird, but whatever. It's late. She rapidly finishes, I flip and she asks what I want. Motion for some hand relief. Pulls her shirt up and gets to work.

Guess I wasn't moving along fast enough and she starts jackhammering with both hands while moaning "yes, papi" at me. Tipped 60 on the way out, she asks for more. Told her no, I paid for an hour and between the several times she left the room mid massage, plus rushing the end I don't think she was even in the room 15 min. Wish I just had her finish with a more legit massage on my legs and been on my way. Overall not great, not terrible.

[MarkGew]

Didn't see any posts from HappyXXX for awhile then I see one listed as Shill?? Whats the deal? I thought maybe he fell in love and was settling down.

And plenty of others got called out, they got out of control and A2 had to jump in and clean it up.

[BooBoo24]

Does anyone know if greek is on the menu with her?

I can tell you that it absolutely is not.

[Waterskibum]

Coco is Abby I think. Amazing TUMA and BBFS upgrade available for those that are into that sort of thing. Abby is awesome.

Does anyone know if greek is on the menu with her?

[Taepo Dong]

I saw recent ads on skip the games, can anyone confirm if it's back open?

Drove by after seeing Grace at Orchid. Looks to be closed.

Magic which is also next to a different barbershop is open.