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Today 01:58 #4048
I saw her 4 years ago and my notes (to myself) on Hx were: Stretched out skin, not pretty. Wish I never went to see her.
And we know women age quick, especially the ones in the biz.
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09-11-26 19:35 #4047
Dz
Couple providers on hx that I recently saw were dani and kara. Had to screen through the honcho, but mentioned I saw another girl ella through a different shop. Answered a couple questions and I was good to go.
Dani. Beautiful k girl, welcoming GFE experience, really fun and playful. BBBJ was incredible, actually almost lost it there. Cfs afterwards. The mirror at the end of the bed was a nice view. Would definitely see her again.
Kara. A little disappointed with this one. Was really hoping for a petite japanese girl like the photos. She was still cute but they did not match at all. However she was still really nice GFE, giggled at my broken japanese skills. Reminded me of being in japan. Showered and the BBBJ was good. Cfs but she didn't like me touching her breasts as she would push her arms in front of them. I would pass if she was back in town.
Afterwards the honcho messaged to leave a hx review and also the number to another shop and to just mention their name and I won't need to do the screening. Will have to save some money and give them a shot.
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09-08-26 16:45 #4046
Finally
Site wasnt letting me post or do much for a bit:
Tierny: pics her. Pretty fun. Light BBBJ. She had her cat with her and kinda smelled like cat in the room (I hate cats and litterboxes). She was like her pics, and for price wasnt bad. She was tight tight, even cfs was saying had to go slow and blocking etc. Same booker as apricot and something moon (I forget), which I will prob try both if they come to SD again. 50/50 rpt, only if I'm in need and can't find anything else (and drunk). Just wasnt for me.
Marivi: same pics are her. Good looking not thin not fat, great attitude. Not a nicer hotel but room was fine. She squirted a little with some toy and fiv / cfs and she sounded surprised and said she's hardly ever squirted. Plan to rpt for that price is great.
Companionestella: pics are her. P.S., she actually prob lost some weight and not as glamourous as photos, but good looking. Meetup was a pain. Had to meet somewhwre, walk somewhere. Apt was bare (apparently moving). She has a huge ass sheperd. Talked about random stuff. BJ ok and wiggled a lot with fiv and stuff. Cfs finish in bag. Her new posts are weird so idk what's up with those. With the weird post about rates idk about rpting anyways.
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09-02-26 11:43 #4045
Marivii
https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Marivii
I think we all know hx's glory days are in the past and not many good options left. Marivii is a rare exception and I highly recommend her. Pics are her, cute, athletic Latina in her 20's, speaks fluent English, reasonable dono and high sex drive. She is a sweetheart, be nice to her. She is in town currently so don't miss out.
She used to go by Marivi but that profile is gone. I don't know the story behind it.
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09-01-26 14:46 #4044
Interesting to me is that this is not even in a PM, it's in her public ad.
Perhaps she's just filtering, certainly anyone that does not fit the criteria for what she's looking for in a client will NOT be contacting her after reading that. And maybe that's the goal. Though I wonder if she's whittled down her pool of potential clients so far that she may not get ANY responses to her Hx ads.
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08-30-26 02:32 #4043This is one of the most unhinged, psychotic things I've ever read LOL. Is it a joke? It's almost too insane to be real. Originally Posted by BrainLara
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08-29-26 22:40 #4042
Daily Dose of Humor
Not listing the handle since it is not important. The text below is what's priceless.
"About my Services, My Pictures, and Intro Rate Specials.
Services: I don't list services. It is unnatural, reduces human interaction to checklists, and prevents clients from reading body language or practicing implied consent.
Pictures: My photos are not recent, and new ones are not coming. However, I am an exact match to them. No client has ever walked away; all are relieved I am not a catfish. New photos will only happen on my terms.
Intro Rates: I offer HX members discounted intro rates because advertising there is cheap. However, these sessions are strictly standby. Full-rate clients and my personal free time (like beach trips) always take priority. Due to a recent complaint from a user falsely claiming a "rate increase," I am changing my policy. No one controls my rates but me. I can change them based on expenses or my mood. I now use a random number generator to set intro rates within a specific range. You can pay that rate or see someone else. I still reserve the right to change my mind and charge what I want. ".
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08-26-26 20:32 #4041
Saturnluvsu
Had a qv to unload a long day:
Pics are her. Cute face. Lots of tatts. Hair was in buns and its split black and white. I was expecting emo / goth and she's exactly that. Knowing so I enjoyed her looks and she has a great body and is younger (mid 20's does lineup). She has very nice and cute voice. Easy to talk to but I had a qv setup and just wanted BBBJ so didn't get much intro (fine by me). Good BBBJ, let me daty, fiv. Thats all I really wanted today. COF just to see if its as fun as cim (imo I prob prefer the cim), but it was good to try and get that experience done. Said she's moving to the bay area soon. And rarely comes to SD. So if you want a hot goth white girl, she leaves tomorrow she said!
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08-21-26 23:21 #4040I've seen her, but she wasn't GFE (no kissing). She's good looking and nice. BBJ, CFS, CIM extra. Originally Posted by Jaadwwn
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08-21-26 10:53 #4039
Kira
So many stories floating around. The best one is this self-admitted lawyer very active on Hx. Boasts that he is a practicing atty and often gives unsolicited advice. Ironic I know. Aside from being a retard, apparently he is broke or cheap because he booked Kira for an outcall. Originally Posted by Jaadwwn
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To his law firm office LOL!
She gets there and informs him that she is on her period. He gets grossed out and cancels. She insisted to continue because she needs the money, and the bleeding is light anyway. So she squats over a trash can next to his desk, pulls out a bloody tampon, and dumps it in his trash can to prove the bleeding is not that bad LOL. Anyway his office is full of staff and partners and there was a big drama. Then he reports her to the Safety Club, and these 2 geniuses really went at it ROFL.
She also constantly boasts that her pussy is super tight. That I can attest and confirm. One of the tightest on Hx. Check her private albums. Filled with pics of her sucking her pimp's BBC and also close up pics of her tight blonde pussy and some rawdoggin action shots. Both my dates with her were BBFS, first time with original boobs, 2nd date right after she got implants.
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08-21-26 01:15 #4038
Kira
Have you actually met her before or are you just basing this on the menu she sent you and the filtered pictures on her profile? Originally Posted by Jaadwwn
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I was also very interested in meeting her and tried a couple of times when I was up in OC last year. At one point I literally extended my stay an extra night, only to have her flake on me 10 minutes before we booked because the 4. 5 star hotel I checked into was "too far away in rush hour traffic" even though she had previously told me she was literally less than 2 miles away from me and didn't even need to get on the freeway. And then when I called her out, she tried to blame me for booking a hotel where the elevator required a room key.
After that I got a ton of feedback from others on HX who have seen her, including from a pretty good club. I can tell you the overwhelming consensus from people who have seen her is that her pictures are very filtered, she's not nearly as good looking, is a dead fish and a total *****. There's a whole thread about it in one of the clubs with story after story about what a terrible provider she is, to the point where she constantly changes her network ratings about people she has seen in the past.
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08-21-26 00:50 #4037
Kira OC
https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/KIRA
Why is nobody in San Diego messing with Kira? I've convinced her to to plan a trip to SD twice, only to have her cancel because she didn't get any other bookings. Makes zero sense to me. She's way hotter than any HX girl in SD, IMO. She's full GFE and her rates are great. I've been back on HX for a few months now and haven't booked a single date because the choices in SD are so bad. I would think that a girl like Kira popping up in the SD listings would be exciting for your average HX user. Guess I'm wrong.
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08-12-26 17:11 #4036I sent you a dm about sjjjk. Would actually love if I could get helped up and have people vote my acc out of quarantine. Originally Posted by KorgFun
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08-12-26 17:01 #4035Can you please share what her menu is? Originally Posted by SpacePet
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08-11-26 13:01 #4034If you have much history at ALL of requesting info / menu without following thru on making appointment with ANY of this booker's ladies, he will de-list / not respond to your inquiries. He has a much lower bar for labeling profiles as "menu collectors" than most bookers. And he's worked with a LOT of ladies. Originally Posted by FingerLicking
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