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Massage. I need a time machine to go back 5 years. Remember Kay (AOH), Joy (Tranquility), Violet (TNT) and when on the road in IL, ERS in Belvidere? There used to be smoking hot women, clean and under the radar at a very reasonable price. I remember 45-50 for 1/2 hr and 70 for 1 hr with a smoking babe on 8-9 scale and on a 8-9 quality of service scale (clean, friendly, non scary). Everyone left happy and no tip was expected, everything was inclusive. I do not remember my salary tripling in the last 5 years, but rates have tripled. No one seems to offer basic cable. You have to buy cinemax, hbo 1-2-3, showtime 1-2-3, and everything else. I don't want the french chanel. Why should I have to pay for the french chanel if I am not going to watch it? If you ask them about a la carte they first laugh at you and then just RIP you a new one, fiercly. Anything above basic cable just attracts too much attention. Are there no ladies left that see the economic benefit of long term, basic service, reasonable rates that encourage repeat customers. I had a steady thing going for a bit and now I see just a massage (nothing else!) from a non scary lady/location is $1. 5-2. Go ahead and tear me a new one, but I can't be the only nut out there looking for this. Why are massage rates now 95% of full service rates? Shouldn't half the service be half the price? I don't want a massage from a nun but it should not be a stretch to find a semi attractive female in attractive sexy outfit that does the ocassional glance touch that does not expect a wheelbarrow full of roses to start out with, and then pester me for upgrades I do not want and then either do not deliver on the upgrades or gets pouty when not upgraded and the quality of service goes into the tank.
Anybody here still have a number for Polynesian Tamara? When I last called her old number in '07, I reached a currently-working girl who knew where Tamara was working (legit job at MOA), but now I've even lost the old number and will be visiting MN again soon. help, anybody?
Willy
Man - that brings back good memories. Tamara was a pro in every sense of the word. She was careful, gave good value, had a really cute face and bod and knew the score. She played the game long making sure clients were happy and wanted to return. Her Russian and DT were superb. I hope she's OK.
But if you are looking for her you will probably need a psychic.
Wolfe.
[QUOTE=Chilly Willy]Anybody here still have a number for Polynesian Tamara? When I last called her old number in '07, I reached a currently-working girl who knew where Tamara was working (legit job at MOA), but now I've even lost the old number and will be visiting MN again soon. help, anybody?
Willy[/QUOTE]
Due to a lack of advance intel (which may be due to a lack of AMP action in the Cities these days), I ended up going to Oriental Massage ([url]http://minneapolis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/oriental-massage-welcome-to-paradise/2265288[/url]) on a recent quick Cities visit. It was just about exactly what I expected. Inconspicuous location and building, Korean staff, rushed service, and overpriced HE. As depressing as it was fulfilling.
What made it even worse was that to get there, I went right past a place (now boarded-up) on E Hennepin that used to house a great AMP. Back in the early 80s, it was one of many, many places around that was guaranteed and cheap. You may think this is an exaggeration, but these places numbered in the dozens back then.
Man. Makes a guy wonder some times.
Willy
Man. Makes a guy wonder some times.
This place is interesting. I've been there 4 times. The first was excellent. Great TS and good massage, excellent HE. 2d time, it was closed. I heard busted. 3d time, average TS, excellent massage, painful HE. Last time. Got in the door, price had been increased to I think. 8 for an hour, and when I told her that would leave me with only. 4 for a tip, she all but chased me out and said come back with $$. I laughed and left. Haven't been back.
[QUOTE=Horn Dog Too]Man. Makes a guy wonder some times.
This place is interesting. I've been there 4 times. The first was excellent. Great TS and good massage, excellent HE. 2d time, it was closed. I heard busted. 3d time, average TS, excellent massage, painful HE. Last time. Got in the door, price had been increased to I think. 8 for an hour, and when I told her that would leave me with only. 4 for a tip, she all but chased me out and said come back with $$. I laughed and left. Haven't been back.[/QUOTE]I asked a very similar question and all I got was silence from the board and a provider reamed me a new one thinking it was a personal attack on her. These massage. And when I say massage I mean it includes a hand release. Places are out of their minds when they want $$+ for a painful HE. Apparently we are in the extreme minority with this opinion.
Dude,
I asked a simple question in a pm to you about WTF you were talking about vis a vis violet ( for the record I don't know her and have never seen her) but i was curious. You sent back 6 rambling pages where you went from complaining directly to violet as if you were talking to her, to me ( I think but it was hard to tell), to rambling about you real estate agent to ...
My point still stands. You are unfocused in your writing. 6 pm's is a bit much for a short question. we get it. You want a Jack shack and you want it to have the same prices that you got back in your youth 25 years ago.
And you also don't like the fact that violet doesn't "listen" to you and set up the very kind of company you desire. How dare she say no. After all you are asmart guy and if only violet and the rest of the dunderheads on usasg would realize your genius we would all be better off and you would get jacked at a low price.
Does that about sum it up?
Wolfe
[QUOTE=Hemassage]I asked a very similar question and all I got was silence from the board and a provider reamed me a new one thinking it was a personal attack on her. These massage. And when I say massage I mean it includes a hand release. Places are out of their minds when they want $$+ for a painful HE. Apparently we are in the extreme minority with this opinion.[/QUOTE]
Wolfe,
Thanks for bringing closure to a worthless rant. That is not what this board is all about. Nice work!
And for the record, I *HAVE* seen Violet and think she is fantastic.
- JT
[QUOTE=Wolfgang]Dude,
I asked a simple question in a pm to you about WTF you were talking about vis a vis violet ( for the record I don't know her and have never seen her) but i was curious. You sent back 6 rambling pages where you went from complaining directly to violet as if you were talking to her, to me ( I think but it was hard to tell), to rambling about you real estate agent to ...
My point still stands. You are unfocused in your writing. 6 pm's is a bit much for a short question. we get it. You want a Jack shack and you want it to have the same prices that you got back in your youth 25 years ago.
And you also don't like the fact that violet doesn't "listen" to you and set up the very kind of company you desire. How dare she say no. After all you are asmart guy and if only violet and the rest of the dunderheads on usasg would realize your genius we would all be better off and you would get jacked at a low price.
Does that about sum it up?
Wolfe[/QUOTE]
While visiting up in the Twin Cities I ventured into Central Sauna and met with Maureen.
She's a MILF type who, while no hardbody, is soft in all the right places.
Standup shower followed by a chat about what type of massage I would like. She was very detailed about what style she provides and asked if there were any areas I did not want her working on.
I chose a medium massage and was not disappointed.
Cost was $80 for the hour and for such an excellent massage I tipped $120 (it was that good).
I don't think you'll be disappointed.
Cincy,
I know it is your money to do with what you will, but honestly a tip of $120? Tipping like that raises the cost for everyone. I encourage you not to do it unless the service is unfreaking believable.
I don't pay that much unless I get at least an hour or 90 minutes with multiples and BBBJ. I want PSE for that much cash.
But hey, good report.
Wolfe
[QUOTE=Cincy]While visiting up in the Twin Cities I ventured into Central Sauna and met with Maureen.
She's a MILF type who, while no hardbody, is soft in all the right places.
Standup shower followed by a chat about what type of massage I would like. She was very detailed about what style she provides and asked if there were any areas I did not want her working on.
I chose a medium massage and was not disappointed.
Cost was $80 for the hour and for such an excellent massage I tipped $120 (it was that good).
I don't think you'll be disappointed.[/QUOTE]
Last week I was visiting the Twin Cities on business and since I was bored one night in my hotel room I started scanning the local BP and craigslist ads. I found one in the therapeutic section of CL that led me to a website that looked interesting. They advertised a Vichy Shower and massage. A search of the place on a massage parlor website indicated that this place my also offer a little more so I thought I would give it a try. I called but it was to close to closing to get an appointment for that night but I made an appointment for the next evening. On the phone we settled on a 90 minute massage with shower for a price of 165, which I know is high but I hoped indicated a high level of service. When I arrived at the strip mall location I found it to be a highly visible and somewhat busy tanning salon. I was greeted inside by two young cute attendants. Mine was about 5'4, thin and very cute. She tok me on a tour of the location showing me the shower room which had the shower and a nice massage table. She told me that normally for a 90 minute session we would use this room, but because of scheduling conflict with the shower we would be using an adjacent room for the massage and then would move here when it was time for the shower. The room we went to was small and the table was a little rickety. I was told to undress and that it was my choice as to if I wanted to be covered during the massage or not. I undressed and laid down uncovered on the table to help indicate my intentions for extra services if available. I also laid out the tip money I had brought even though the house fee had not been collected. My attendant came in and began what was a very mediocre massage. She had obviously been show some massage technique but was not trained. I know because as we were talking I mentioned the tightness in my IT bands and she had no idea what I was talking about. She was extremely friendly and pleasant and we chatted for the whole time. Throughout our conversation I would indicate that I was up for anything she was up for and at one point during the conversation even asked her if other services were available. She told me no, that they were strictly therapeutic. I was a bit disappointed. For the money I was paying for this massage I would expect either a very good, professional massage or a 'massage" that is only a prelude to more activities. When the 90 minutes of massage were over (that is a long time for a massage with no extras) we went to the shower room. There she gave me an OK shower but made sure to use a towel to wash my sensitive areas. After the shower I was placed on the table in that room where she dried me off and then gave me a light touch massage. Her fingers felt good on my skin and she even moved close to my boys. When I flipped over here I was excited and enlarged and she continued the light touch massage on my front side but she never went any farther. When she told me we were done she left the room and I got dressed. On the way out they collected the fee and I left a.2 tip.
I'm not sure if I got blocked from any additional attention because I was new and from out of town or if this place does not offer anything. I can not imagine that they would be around long as a legitimate massage studio if they are not providing a trained professional masseuse. Based on my tip I would not suggest this place. While YMMV and they may offer other things to other people it is just to much money for a gamble that may not pay off.
Scott,
That is truly too bad. Myself, I never visit jack shacks but then again, I have rarely had any good experiences in them. They are, in my opinion, companies that designed to separate you from your cash with a minimum of muss or fuss. Have I had a good time at one. Yes, but it is rare (there was this one time at the now closed Yoshiko's in Duluth with this young blonde spinner / stipper who really needed the cash. Great tits and she wore glasses and she looked like Leah Luv and she was really young looking and I busted a nut on her glasses. Sigh. Good times.
But that was massively the exception. I just like being in control and in a jack shack control is the last thing you have. Of course I have only done massage places in Portland and the TC and both places are notorious for bad service. Now SanFrancisco however. Asian poon is popping off the trees like crazy.
So next time you are in town and just need to bust a nut, drop me a PM and I'll see if I can make a recommendation. There is lots of good talent in this town, but most of it flies under the radar.
Wolfe.
[QUOTE=Scottyscott; 1074996]Last week I was visiting the Twin Cities on business and since I was bored one night in my hotel room I started scanning the local BP and craigslist ads. I found one in the therapeutic section of CL that led me to a website that looked interesting. They advertised a Vichy Shower and massage. A search of the place on a massage parlor website indicated that this place my also offer a little more so I thought I would give it a try. I called but it was to close to closing to get an appointment for that night but I made an appointment for the next evening. On the phone we settled on a 90 minute massage with shower for a price of 165, which I know is high but I hoped indicated a high level of service. When I arrived at the strip mall location I found it to be a highly visible and somewhat busy tanning salon. I was greeted inside by two young cute attendants. Mine was about 5'4, thin and very cute. She tok me on a tour of the location showing me the shower room which had the shower and a nice massage table. She told me that normally for a 90 minute session we would use this room, but because of scheduling conflict with the shower we would be using an adjacent room for the massage and then would move here when it was time for the shower. The room we went to was small and the table was a little rickety. I was told to undress and that it was my choice as to if I wanted to be covered during the massage or not. I undressed and laid down uncovered on the table to help indicate my intentions for extra services if available. I also laid out the tip money I had brought even though the house fee had not been collected. My attendant came in and began what was a very mediocre massage. She had obviously been show some massage technique but was not trained. I know because as we were talking I mentioned the tightness in my IT bands and she had no idea what I was talking about. She was extremely friendly and pleasant and we chatted for the whole time. Throughout our conversation I would indicate that I was up for anything she was up for and at one point during the conversation even asked her if other services were available. She told me no, that they were strictly therapeutic. I was a bit disappointed. For the money I was paying for this massage I would expect either a very good, professional massage or a 'massage" that is only a prelude to more activities. When the 90 minutes of massage were over (that is a long time for a massage with no extras) we went to the shower room. There she gave me an OK shower but made sure to use a towel to wash my sensitive areas. After the shower I was placed on the table in that room where she dried me off and then gave me a light touch massage. Her fingers felt good on my skin and she even moved close to my boys. When I flipped over here I was excited and enlarged and she continued the light touch massage on my front side but she never went any farther. When she told me we were done she left the room and I got dressed. On the way out they collected the fee and I left a.2 tip.
I'm not sure if I got blocked from any additional attention because I was new and from out of town or if this place does not offer anything. I can not imagine that they would be around long as a legitimate massage studio if they are not providing a trained professional masseuse. Based on my tip I would not suggest this place. While YMMV and they may offer other things to other people it is just to much money for a gamble that may not pay off. [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Wolfgang; 987048]Man. That brings back good memories. Tamara was a pro in every sense of the word. She was careful, gave good value, had a really cute face and bod and knew the score. She played the game long making sure clients were happy and wanted to return. Her Russian and DT were superb. I hope she's OK.
But if you are looking for her you will probably need a psychic.
Wolfe. [/QUOTE]Tamara and I were very, very close once upon a time. Getting together many times just because we enjoyed each others company (and the sex was great too). Then she got married again and I lost touch with her. Seeing her name again brings back so many great memories.
Skyline Massage which used to be in an old mansion on Blaisdell Ave has moved to downtown Mpls and changed their name to Surreal Body Works.
I stopped in today and saw that many of the same girls are still working. I saw a cute young woman named Talia who give me a good massage with a nice finish. I think different staff members may offer more.
The studio is clean and comfortable. Even though they have moved into a nicer office the prices have not risen. I hope to visit a little more often.
I'm new in town (but not to USG) and looking for some relaxation. I've found references elsewhere to Method and am looking for some confirmation. (A search of this forum turned up nothing.)
Basically is this the spa I'm looking for? I understand it offers table showers (I've missed those-they don't have them in MA). Is the facility reasonable. Are the attendants worthy? What is the local standard (range) for tipping? I'm hoping for a full, relaxing experience.
I realize I'm not a "senior member" but I've been been on USG for many years and have provided good information in my previous locations. I lack the funds to be a "serious" hobbiest and I refrain from posting the 100th "same experience" review but I do share information as I come across it. A skim of my previous posts both "live" and archived won't take you very long but should provide some bonafides.
I'd appreciate the help-or any pointers to alternatives.
I've been to a few places over the last several months and have yet to find the one that will keep me coming back.
- Treasures back in the winter and opted for 90 min. Awesome massage with no extras. .
- Sunset Bodywork in Uptown a couple of weeks ago. Looked promising with a mattress on the floor. Average massage with no reason to go back. The girl was a 9 with a beautiful body.
- M Studio on Nicollet. Average massage but the little Thai number who worked on me was flawless. Easily a 10. Nothing extra either.
I'm still on the hunt for the place that will give an awesome massage and make it worthwhile to frequent. Expecting to try TNT next week and will post results.
[QUOTE=Deviantreading; 1226051.
I'm still on the hunt for the place that will give an awesome massage and make it worthwhile to frequent. Expecting to try TNT next week and will post results.[/QUOTE]
I have seen Violet a few times and always had a good time. Keep us posted.
Pretty girls but average massage and ok conversations, nothing more. I keep hearing good things about Method and it's actually relatively close to where I am but their hours arent convenient for me so I haven't made the effort.
[QUOTE=Deviantreading; 1226051]I've been to a few places over the last several months and have yet to find the one that will keep me coming back.
- Treasures back in the winter and opted for 90 min. Awesome massage with no extras. .
- Sunset Bodywork in Uptown a couple of weeks ago. Looked promising with a mattress on the floor. Average massage with no reason to go back. The girl was a 9 with a beautiful body.
- M Studio on Nicollet. Average massage but the little Thai number who worked on me was flawless. Easily a 10. Nothing extra either.
I'm still on the hunt for the place that will give an awesome massage and make it worthwhile to frequent. Expecting to try TNT next week and will post results.[/QUOTE]FYI I prefer my reviews to be on these sites ONLY, thank you :
My reasoning;
Careful research proves to me that due to the tendency towards street level mongering by the lurking members
I find some that contact me via this site seem to either.
Confuse me for a desperate person who'll do anything for a dollar or a sex robot only,
Unlike a robot I do react unpredictably when subjected to any type of abuse.
I'm afraid it does nothing but make running my established business that much harder.
(weeding out the incompatible etc.) rather than help it thrive like it has for the past 5yrs.
I soley don't rely on new business like some of the AMP's in this town.
No offense to anyone but If I see any "review" here other than an honorable mention.
I will have it removed.
I do the exact same on another site as well.
XO V.
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Hi Violet Rivera,
Who the fuck do you think you are?
I can tell you right now that you aren't going to have anything "removed" from this site.
In fact, if anyone posts a "[i]review here other than an honorable mention[/i]" about you, I think I'm going to feature it on the Forum's Front Page.
That's 80,000 unique visitors every day.
Get it?
Now fuck off!
Thanks,
Jackson[/blue]
This is why people need to be more discreet about the good massage spots.
Like how it was in the east lake sauna days I mean you knew what to expect.
And the tipping scale without having to post a public inquiry
Internet communication was mostly by PM so traffic was more controlled until public inquiries and mentions started surfacing I wonder how it would of went had everyone stuck to PM.
Fact is, in mpls If a place has a lot of in out traffic I; e 15 minute lotion application & HE,
It doesn't look good from street view.
Eventually greed takes over with these ladies too so they forget what they're doing and where they're doing it.
I imagine method stays open because they made proper arrangements plus their location is very ideal.
[QUOTE=Anything Cool; 1126922]Skyline Massage which used to be in an old mansion on Blaisdell Ave has moved to downtown Mpls and changed their name to Surreal Body Works.
I stopped in today and saw that many of the same girls are still working. I saw a cute young woman named Talia who give me a good massage with a nice finish. I think different staff members may offer more.
The studio is clean and comfortable. Even though they have moved into a nicer office the prices have not risen. I hope to visit a little more often.[/QUOTE]
I don't get very much business from here in fact, the last time I put up an ad here all I dealt with
Were time consuming game players & hagglers.
Made it difficult to see anyone that was actually serious.
So I took my advertising where it works and kept it there ever since.
Like I said hostile environments drive traffic away to the competition.
[QUOTE=Violet Rivera; 1227849]FYI I prefer my reviews to be on these sites ONLY, thank you :
My reasoning;
Careful research proves to me that due to the tendency towards street level mongering by the lurking members
I find some that contact me via this site seem to either.
Confuse me for a desperate person who'll do anything for a dollar or a sex robot only,
Unlike a robot I do react unpredictably when subjected to any type of abuse.
I'm afraid it does nothing but make running my established business that much harder.
(weeding out the incompatible etc.) rather than help it thrive like it has for the past 5yrs.
I soley don't rely on new business like some of the AMP's in this town.
No offense to anyone but If I see any "review" here other than an honorable mention.
I will have it removed.
I do the exact same on another site as well.
XO V.
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Hi Violet Rivera,
Who the fuck do you think you are?
I can tell you right now that you aren't going to have anything "removed" from this site.
In fact, if anyone posts a "[i]review here other than an honorable mention[/i]" about you, I think I'm going to feature it on the Forum's Front Page.
That's 80, 000 unique visitors every day.
Get it?
Now fuck off!
Thanks,
Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Violet Rivera; 1228070]I don't get very much business from here in fact, the last time I put up an ad here all I dealt with
Were time consuming game players & hagglers.
Made it difficult to see anyone that was actually serious.
So I took my advertising where it works and kept it there ever since.
Like I said hostile environments drive traffic away to the competition.[/QUOTE]You aren't going to be here to grace us with your presence? Gee. I thought the 4th was a happy holiday.
Over the last few years I have gone to a few mp. A few years ago there was one in Bloomington that was top notch (south of 494 a mile or so between france and 100). Does anyone know if this is still up? I only know of one now that is half way decent.
[QUOTE=Mnjake28;1241815]Over the last few years I have gone to a few mp. A few years ago there was one in Bloomington that was top notch (south of 494 a mile or so between france and 100). Does anyone know if this is still up? I only know of one now that is half way decent.[/QUOTE]Sadly, the cops closed it down. Likely ran a brief sting, found them doing the HE, and quietly shut them down. It didn't get much press, but the owners (and the owners of an even better AMP (where very hot FS was available, from gorgeous Asian women from L. A, often) were simply sent away, and those locations closed. I believe the Lyndale Avenue AMP may have reopened, but I believe it's legit. Come to think of it, a third AMP, called "Relaxtation" (not sure if the misspelling was intentional) was closed at the same time. Those "wonderful" Bloomington police, with nothing better to do, I guess, shut down three of the best AMPs in MINN. Oh well!
Doing a little business in Minneapolis next week, any news on that place in New Hope off Winnetka ave.
I went to Method today and it was closed. Anyone know if this is permanent, or just a day off?
O. K, so I went to Method, and it was closed. I make my way up to Central Spa and decide that at least the old reliable service will do.
I end up with the blonde provider (name?) I have never seen her before, but decide to go for it. Thinking with the small head again.
The massage was 5 minutes at best, way too light, and rush to the point of being practically non-existent. After the flip, I get a half-hearted HJ. She kept changing hands and it was like starting over again each time. So I helped her by finishing myself off and doing a bit of grab ass. And grab tit along the way. I have never bene there beofre without at very least a BBBJ. But not this time. What a waste of time and coin.
IT WAS THE MOST DISAPPOINTING TIME I HAVE EVER HAD THERE, AND I WILL NEVER GO BACK. Well probably never anyway.
Maybe I'll feel differently in a few months.
Was passing through the Twin Cities last weekend and decided I needed a massage and some relaxation. I had heard Method (my favorite) was closed, so I thought I'd give Central a try. Sign on the door said back at 5:15. Strike one. Well, that gave me a reason to run down to Method to see if things were still closed. Pulled up, the sign said open, but things were dark and locked up. Strike two. So, I hopped back into the car and figured things would be cool back at Central. Got out, walked up to the door, and now they were closed, at 5:30 in the afternoon. WTF. Strike Three.
I've been there a number of times since they opened. Results have been spotty at best.
The massages have been disappointing. Most of the providers are unable to provide sufficient strength to be effective and most lack any real massage skills.
Because of the frequency of turnover you cannot consistently expect any extras. This is unfortunate in that they are my nearest provider.
I'm wondering if this is the correct area form to be looking in to do my research I will be visiting ham lake soon and would not mind getting a good massage with options letting me know that I am would be a great help as I rtff.
[QUOTE=Garyminn;1244531]Sadly, the cops closed it down. Likely ran a brief sting, found them doing the HE, and quietly shut them down. It didn't get much press, but the owners (and the owners of an even better AMP (where very hot FS was available, from gorgeous Asian women from L. A, often) were simply sent away, and those locations closed. I believe the Lyndale Avenue AMP may have reopened, but I believe it's legit. Come to think of it, a third AMP, called "Relaxtation" (not sure if the misspelling was intentional) was closed at the same time. Those "wonderful" Bloomington police, with nothing better to do, I guess, shut down three of the best AMPs in MINN. Oh well![/QUOTE]. And then got shut down anyway. The cop tax is real common up here. Pity that some good AMP got shut down. Usually I don't partake because in my experience they are usually jack shacks in this area. It is not like the west coast.
I think that if we could get about 10 or 20 working in the area and if they were smart enough to make sure that the local pastors, politicans and top cops were on video doing their thing, then it would be allowed to prosper here. Herbert Hoover, asshole FBI fag that he was, had the right idea about pictures and politicians.
[QUOTE=Garyminn;1244531]Sadly, the cops closed it down. Likely ran a brief sting, found them doing the HE, and quietly shut them down. It didn't get much press, but the owners (and the owners of an even better AMP (where very hot FS was available, from gorgeous Asian women from L. A, often) were simply sent away, and those locations closed. I believe the Lyndale Avenue AMP may have reopened, but I believe it's legit. Come to think of it, a third AMP, called "Relaxtation" (not sure if the misspelling was intentional) was closed at the same time. Those "wonderful" Bloomington police, with nothing better to do, I guess, shut down three of the best AMPs in MINN. Oh well![/QUOTE]I connected with Lulu in Henderson at some off the beaten path AMP that not many reviews are on. Older 40ish provider that kinda had a Chinese Marlo Thomas (That Girl) look to her. Nice BBBJ and FS to be had there. Had me pop in before my flight early in the morning for a couple hour multiple session. 2.5 hours for $180 with a smoking older broad. Not too shabby in my book. She used to work out of a joint on Penn that got swept up with the rest of them that bleak day.
Has anyone gone to this place?
[QUOTE=Domino2;1326413]Has anyone gone to this place?[/QUOTE]Good massage, but no extras are available.
[QUOTE=Wolfgang;1314388]. Herbert Hoover, asshole FBI fag that he was, had the right idea about pictures and politicians.[/QUOTE]Herbert Hoover was the president of the United States from 1929-1933. I you sure you didn't mean J. Edgar Hoover? Just sayin'.
I saw a zillion ads for AMPs in the Twin Cities but I don't see any good reports. I can't believe they are all surviving by just giving a thereaputic massage. Also saw ads for some really upscale places with sexy girls. So whats the story? Even if they offer a HE I'd not be interested. I want a good massage and FS. I don't want to be teased with a light touch by a drop dead beauty.
And I don't want some Asian granny having her fun with he. So are all these store front shops any good?
[QUOTE=Guapo Marx; 1346660]I saw a zillion ads for AMPs in the Twin Cities but I don't see any good reports. I can't believe they are all surviving by just giving a thereaputic massage. Also saw ads for some really upscale places with sexy girls. So whats the story? Even if they offer a HE I'd not be interested. I want a good massage and FS. I don't want to be teased with a light touch by a drop dead beauty.
And I don't want some Asian granny having her fun with he. So are all these store front shops any good?[/QUOTE]What you are looking for does not exist in Mpls. I have quit going to any of the store front shops, they are all DIY at best.
[QUOTE=Anything Cool;1347193]What you are looking for does not exist in Mpls. I have quit going to any of the store front shops, they are all DIY at best.[/QUOTE]Not necessarily DIY, but the market here sucks nonetheless.
There are a couple of granny shops that will give you about everything you never wanted and plenty of jack shacks.
[QUOTE=Derpdydoo; 1347227]Not necessarily DIY, but the market here sucks nonetheless.
There are a couple of granny shops that will give you about everything you never wanted and plenty of jack shacks.[/QUOTE]What I want is to go to one of the spas that has about 5-6 knockouts working there. All Asian is fine. Then for $160-200 I want a good massage, a table shower. And be able to ride everything in the amusement park. I want and enthusiastic attitude and the kind of customer service experience that I will rave about on the comment card. I want to tell mammasan what a great job her girl did and I'm coming back soon.
What I don't want is to go so some dark dingy storefront AMP that advertises beautiful girls. Only to find a 60 year old Asian granny giving me a half ass massage on a sticky rock hard table and then asking me "you won bro job or hon job?" Bro job 60 more, hon job 40 more.