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Just a heads up most people on hear know I go to check out most the new talent. This time I didn't after texting her for awhile she told me I had to tip same as the cost of the massage. So basically its $ for the massage then $ for tip now I wouldn't mind if she was hot or even her Daughter but look at the pics and LOL not going to happen.
Brandy in Pearlington is big as well but never tried to upsell me and offered service for no extras charge.
I've had a hard time logging in so just wanted to share some info. As always keep me posted of new talent and I'll do the same.
You certainly saved some dogs money.
Chefdog
Like I said Brandy is a big girl but does a good massage if you want a HE don't get the 4 hand. If theirs anything else going on there let me know
[url]http://louisiana.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/chocolate-massage-goddess-at-your-service/4441271[/url]
Any one got any experience with this one?
Did Katrina flood out all the postings for AMPs in NO? I used to love a Vietnamese place out on the Chef Hwy named the Lily Pad. I can appreciate it got flooded out by Katrina, except that they still have Yellow Page listings for that location and another one on Decatur about a block or two off Canal Street. Reviews connected to the Yellow Pages listing for the Chef location talk about price at about $1. 6. So it's amazing there's no discussion whatever here in the FF about any of the AMPs. Is there something obvious I've missed, or is there just no interest in AMPs in the NO forum?
Thanks for any updates anybody can offer.
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Had a dream about Aloha on Decator. I walked in and was greeted by a late 40's Vietnamese woman (no tits). Paid the door fee of $.60 Had a table shower which was ok, I had to dry myself off. I know it seems kinda petty but I like it when they dry me off.
Then to the massage. Oiled my back up and then asked me to flip. After the flip she asked what I wanted. I opted for $ CBJ. It was not that great.
After that I was offered a bottle of water. She did not offer to help me get dressed.
I guess I am spoiled with places in Tampa and Alabama.
The whole experience was very mechanical. Would not repeat.
I don't know why there haven't been any postings or reports about the NO AMPs other then you will see reviews on Eccie about them and not here.
There are 4 AMPs on Chef Menteur and the Lilly Pad is still going strong. Mimi is still working there, too. I do not have any recon on the AMPs downtown, but I hear that Holly at Hollywood is very good.
I play around on Chef and the girls there are tight and juicy.
You are right litedave. I don't know how those older asian women keep such a tight and juicy pussy. Right now I am a little burnt out on AMPs having to deal with one of the women from Hong Kong but a big tittie asian woman like MiMi does peak little whimpcat. If any one knows of an AMP working out an apartment like they do in Houston pm me.
What gives NOLA dudes. Step up your game.
[QUOTE=WhimpyCat;1170397]You are right litedave. I don't know how those older asian women keep such a tight and juicy pussy. Right now I am a little burnt out on AMPs having to deal with one of the women from Hong Kong but a big tittie asian woman like MiMi does peak little whimpcat. If any one knows of an AMP working out an apartment like they do in Houston pm me.[/QUOTE]Mimi at the Lilly Pad does have nice big tits and a juicy ass she will let you fuck for a few dollors extra. Also Mia at the Pad has a big juicy ass and wet pussy. The Hong Kong girls are all up in age 50+ if you like an older asian woman to fuck. They have a lot of experience and will fuck you good and let you do anything you want to do to them for the $'s.
From Ohio in a few weeks. What's the going rate at AMP's in New Orleans? Up here it's usually 0. 5 door fee and 1. 0 will get pretty much whatever ya want (except gr*k). Are there any MP's with American staff? Thanks
[QUOTE=Iziandali;1180695]From Ohio in a few weeks. What's the going rate at AMP's in New Orleans? Up here it's usually 0. 5 door fee and 1. 0 will get pretty much whatever ya want (except gr*k). Are there any MP's with American staff? Thanks[/QUOTE]None with American staff on a regular basis. CBD and FQ will run you $$6 for FS. Out on Chef Hwy it will cost you $6 and you usually get better service. Research and you'll find something you like.
Have fun
[QUOTE=Rickforfun; 1184909]None with American staff on a regular basis. CBD and FQ will run you $$6 for FS. Out on Chef Hwy it will cost you $6 and you usually get better service. Research and you'll find something you like.
Have fun[/QUOTE]Been researching the spas, will see what happens. Thanks for info.
2600 Hwy 90 next door to Rally's in Covington on the east side of the road. There is a spa there with minimal signage. Typical Asian set up but no shower. $.6 door fee. I got Monica, a 46 year old Chinese woman. She's about a 5 on the AMP scale. She gave a really good massage face down for 30 min. Then on the flip she went right for the boys. HE was adequate. She's a real milker. No tip was requested but I think I was more than generous. No further extras and no nudity. No BJ or FS. Its a two girl operation and not very busy. My hour was over in 45 min and I was ready to go. There was a hot towel clean up but I still feel oily. I'd go back because of the quality massage and the price. Plus its in a safe area compared to Chef Hwy. If I was closer to Ocean Springs I'd most certainly go back to 777 there and be happy to pay more.
There is an AMP in West Baton Rouge near the old 190 Bridge. Anyone been there?
Check out Happy Feet in metaire its nice.
[QUOTE=Guapo Marx; 1196355]2600 Hwy 90 next door to Rally's in Covington on the east side of the road. There is a spa there with minimal signage. Typical Asian set up but no shower. $.6 door fee. I got Monica, a 46 year old Chinese woman. She's about a 5 on the AMP scale. She gave a really good massage face down for 30 min. Then on the flip she went right for the boys. HE was adequate. She's a real milker. No tip was requested but I think I was more than generous. No further extras and no nudity. No BJ or FS. Its a two girl operation and not very busy. My hour was over in 45 min and I was ready to go. There was a hot towel clean up but I still feel oily. I'd go back because of the quality massage and the price. Plus its in a safe area compared to Chef Hwy. If I was closer to Ocean Springs I'd most certainly go back to 777 there and be happy to pay more.
There is an AMP in West Baton Rouge near the old 190 Bridge. Anyone been there? [/QUOTE]I've have but it's been years. It was terrible, I bet the same old washed out staff is still there. Don't waste your time.
I was in New Orleans last week on business. Most of my meetings got cancelled, so I had to find other ways to spend my time. I hit up several local establishments.
Hollywood-I visited there with an attendant named Sophia. Hollywood needs to pay its electric bill and turn on the air conditioner. Sophia was enthusiastic but lacked skills. Her front door could not be poked by fingers, and her back door was totally off limits. Price was cheap. But you get what you pay for. I would not repeat with Sophia.
Tokyo-out on Chef Highway. I had to rent a car. Bad neighborhood. I met Coco. She is very good. I would marry her if I was the marrying type. Everything was on the menu and prices were reasonable. She was very concerned to make sure I left totally satisfied. She also has perfect nipples. I would plan a trip back to town just to see her. She is that good.
Aloha-I was with Tina. Tina was the best. Her skill set was amazing. I would not marry Tina because she would kill me. Let me just say, I wish I was with Tina when I was 20 years younger. Only issue is price. I go with the market. Some would find this market high. When I was 20 years younger I would have found this market high. And Aloha pays their air conditioner bills. Because I am old and spend foolishly Tina was a delight. When I was young and cheap, this would have been total frustration.
I can confirm that, in my past experience, Coco at Tokyo on Chef Menteur has generally been as good as claimed in the previous review. I have not been to Aloha (where is? I'll DAFS.) but I am now tempted. .
Yumi at the Hong Kong has a hairy Bush and her pussy gets real wet when you lick it. Linda at the Hong Kong will let you do anything to her for the money. Both of them are in their late 50's or early 60's, but they love to be fucked by all the men that go there. Coco at the Hong Kong is a little younger and will let you watch her masterbate. They also have a Cindy, but she can be a real asian *****. I thought I would give a little review since no one here talks about Hong Kong Spa on Chef Menteur much at all. They are all Korean girls.
Thailand is a little to far for me to get a body slide massage so any places or anyone in the New Orleans area does body slide massages? Do they do the oil type or the soapy type? This is on my bucket list.
I am a AMP veteran and was hoping that Happy Feet would be a nice experience. But quite the contrary. The girl called herself Jennifer was a heavyset Chinese gave an average massage then when flipped over said "you do it" I expected that from reading old posts on this place. I asked for her to remove her top. She said "you give big tip?" So I did not pursue that as I don't give big tips for that. So she did nothing. And when paying at the end (she did not ask for payment in the beginning as is normal) she was shocked that I only paid the hour rate with no tip. I did not like her attitude. She practically demanded that I give her a tip. Just hoping to shut her up, I threw in another 20. She was extremely rude and I just walked out! Never again!
That makes two us us, AMP!
Chefdog.
[QUOTE=AmpExpert2;1217931]I am a AMP veteran and was hoping that Happy Feet would be a nice experience. But quite the contrary. The girl called herself Jennifer was a heavyset Chinese gave an average massage then when flipped over said "you do it" I expected that from reading old posts on this place. I asked for her to remove her top. She said "you give big tip?" So I did not pursue that as I don't give big tips for that. So she did nothing. And when paying at the end (she did not ask for payment in the beginning as is normal) she was shocked that I only paid the hour rate with no tip. I did not like her attitude. She practically demanded that I give her a tip. Just hoping to shut her up, I threw in another 20. She was extremely rude and I just walked out! Never again![/QUOTE]
FYI, with regards to Happy Feet, it is not an AMP like the ones out in East New Orleans. It is nothing but a massage parlor. They don't offer HE, HE is self-serve. Even tho, Sheriff Harry Lee is no longer with us, I don't think they're quite certain that JPSO will tolerate AMPs in Jefferson Parish.
I have visited this place once. The quality of the massage apparently varies the lady currently at service. My massage was ok for what's its worth. I've been told that the taller prettier lady who works there gives a better massage than the short chunky one.
I was back in New Orleans on business again last week Wednesday and Thursday. Stayed at the Roosevelt. That was a mistake (that review on a different board). Walked across the street to Hollywood for some relaxation. As readers here may recall, I have spoken about Hollywood before. Complained it was too hot and the service was mechanical.
Totally different this time. This time, a great time was had. This time, the room was air conditioned. It had a delightful hot tub (which I elected not to use). My attendant was a total angel. Last time was Sophia (not good). This time Brandy. Amazingly fair price for exactly what I wanted. I will repeat again and again. Great place to walk if you are downtown or near the quarter. Better value than Bangkok or Aloha.
Went to the V. I. P. On Canal. A / C was running and it was comfortable inside. $60 for the house (included table shower) and $100 tip. Very relaxing, enjoyable time. Worth the $.
Those with over 30 posts, pm for details.
[QUOTE=Litedave;1209927]Yumi at the Hong Kong has a hairy Bush and her pussy gets real wet when you lick it. Linda at the Hong Kong will let you do anything to her for the money. Both of them are in their late 50's or early 60's, but they love to be fucked by all the men that go there. Coco at the Hong Kong is a little younger and will let you watch her masterbate. They also have a Cindy, but she can be a real asian *****. I thought I would give a little review since no one here talks about Hong Kong Spa on Chef Menteur much at all. They are all Korean girls.[/QUOTE]Visited Hong Kong. Did not meet any of the women you mention. I still had a great time. I met a skinny Korean women (forgot her name) with A cups, great nipples, and trimmed Bush. You can tell I saw quite a bit. Excellent massage. Great extras as well. Better than Tokyo. Costs more than Tokyo. Skill set on par with the best in NY or SFO. There is (or was) a place in the Tenderloin that may have been the best in America. That is the measure. Hong Kong is up there and might be pushed to compete with the best if you are familiar to them.
[QUOTE=Litedave;1209927]Yumi at the Hong Kong has a hairy Bush and her pussy gets real wet when you lick it. Linda at the Hong Kong will let you do anything to her for the money. Both of them are in their late 50's or early 60's, but they love to be fucked by all the men that go there. Coco at the Hong Kong is a little younger and will let you watch her masterbate. They also have a Cindy, but she can be a real asian *****. I thought I would give a little review since no one here talks about Hong Kong Spa on Chef Menteur much at all. They are all Korean girls.[/QUOTE]How do you know for certain that they are all Korean?
[QUOTE=Gus Hogan; 1199670]I was in New Orleans last week on business. Most of my meetings got cancelled, so I had to find other ways to spend my time. I hit up several local establishments.
Hollywood-I visited there with an attendant named Sophia. Hollywood needs to pay its electric bill and turn on the air conditioner. Sophia was enthusiastic but lacked skills. Her front door could not be poked by fingers, and her back door was totally off limits. Price was cheap. But you get what you pay for. I would not repeat with Sophia.
Tokyo-out on Chef Highway. I had to rent a car. Bad neighborhood. I met Coco. She is very good. I would marry her if I was the marrying type. Everything was on the menu and prices were reasonable. She was very concerned to make sure I left totally satisfied. She also has perfect nipples. I would plan a trip back to town just to see her. She is that good.
Aloha-I was with Tina. Tina was the best. Her skill set was amazing. I would not marry Tina because she would kill me. Let me just say, I wish I was with Tina when I was 20 years younger. Only issue is price. I go with the market. Some would find this market high. When I was 20 years younger I would have found this market high. And Aloha pays their air conditioner bills. Because I am old and spend foolishly Tina was a delight. When I was young and cheap, this would have been total frustration.[/QUOTE]I was in New Orleans on business last week, and made my way over to Tokyo and requested Coco based on the review (from last May) quoted above. I will confirm that she is quite good. Very eager to please. I will repeat next time I visit NOLA (which should actually be in less than a month).
I will also attempt to try Tina at Aloha (provided she's still there)
I got out of town on Friday of last week, before the Tropical Storm hit. I saw news stories showing flooding in the NOLA area, but I did not see much about New Orleans itself. Are there any areas of the city or suburbs that are in bad shape due to the storm?
Hollywood, Green Door or Aloha?
I've read more about Aloha here, but Hollywood seems more popular elsewhere. Any thoughts?
While in KC I saw the ad for Sky. I have seen this provider in New Orleans sometime ago. Both ads are for today with different numbers.
Sky ad on BP in Kansas City.
[url]http://kc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts.mit-18/6686914[/url]
Cindy Ad on BP in New Orleans.
[url]http://neworleans.backpage.com/Femal.nly-25/4671133[/url]
I went to the Pad on Saturday 10/1. Electricity off; several rooms and the shower area were gutted. Several people were working in the shower area. Spoke to Tina and she had no idea when the electricity would be turned back on (thought it was just temporary) , or when the renovation would be completed. She mentioned Mimi was in Vietnam; I saw no other providers. With wrong head thinking, I went ahead and had poor session with Tina. Not a Tina issue (I've seen her before) but a distraction issue on my part. Should have known something was up when Mimi did not return my call.
Tried the massage office across from Home Depot. Its in a low rent office strip upstairs. Looks to be a man and wife operation with the papasan running the cash box.
Wife looks to be about 50, Chinese, pleasant and cute. Its a low budget operation. The massage table was a little hard. Fee was 70+40 and I left happy. The massage was top notch and well done. A little too much oil but a hot towel clean up was done. No shower.
"Candy" was pleasant. I did not push for extras beyond the expected nor none offered. Its the typical Asian setup that doesn't have a shower. Expect a good massage and a standard finish. I could tell that nothing more was offered and it did ask. This is a plain and simple no BS massage with an Asian touch at the end. This is not Ocean Springs where you get FS from hot young Asians. But for the average joe refinery worker that needs some stress release before going home, this is the place to go.
I couldn't agree more, Guapo. It's not like New Orleans East either. No where near that level of service. I have been tempted to go over there for a medicinal massage. My back and legs could diffently use a good rub down. It helps to straighten out my back.
New ad on BP today. No time to run down there now but will TOFTT next week. Meantime if anyone tries it out, would appreciate a review. Got the impression from ad that it is similar to the other Chinese "Foot" massage places in Metairie and Kenner.
Fellow Mongers:
I'm planning a business trip to NO and I'm little tight on funds. I would appreciate it if someone can send me some inexpensive recommendation. I'm not picky on looks but I like good service. I have nothing to offer to give in NO but if you come Los Angeles I would love to return the favor.
Thanks,
Nap
Had a chance to go today. 2 girls, both very slender. 1 younger than other but both at least 30. Very sweet attitude but self service ending. Typical Chinese style "foot massage" establishment. Brand new interior in moderate scale strip center. $70 an hour with $10 discount for grand opening. Good massager if thats what you want. Probably optional ending after building relationship. Researched photos and phone and found same photo and same ad style and wording in Texas BP ad.
[url]http://dallas.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-opening-best-asian-massage-only-4999-forhour-please-call-now-682-521-4772/14569982[/url]
[url]http://neworleans.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/10-off-for-1-hour-massage-slidell/5709071[/url]
Got the massage, which was very good."Candy" stretched me out so well I think I was 3 inches taller when I left. No ending tho, which has taught me that a no happy ending ending is quite sad. Was there something you said or did that got the ending out of her?
[QUOTE=Guapo Marx; 1341613]Tried the massage office across from Home Depot. Its in a low rent office strip upstairs. Looks to be a man and wife operation with the papasan running the cash box.
Wife looks to be about 50, Chinese, pleasant and cute. Its a low budget operation. The massage table was a little hard. Fee was 70+40 and I left happy. The massage was top notch and well done. A little too much oil but a hot towel clean up was done. No shower.
"Candy" was pleasant. I did not push for extras beyond the expected nor none offered. Its the typical Asian setup that doesn't have a shower. Expect a good massage and a standard finish. I could tell that nothing more was offered and it did ask. This is a plain and simple no BS massage with an Asian touch at the end. This is not Ocean Springs where you get FS from hot young Asians. But for the average joe refinery worker that needs some stress release before going home, this is the place to go.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Flyin Fool; 1355268]Had a chance to go today. 2 girls, both very slender. 1 younger than other but both at least 30. Very sweet attitude but self service ending. Typical Chinese style "foot massage" establishment. Brand new interior in moderate scale strip center. $70 an hour with $10 discount for grand opening. Good massager if thats what you want. Probably optional ending after building relationship. Researched photos and phone and found same photo and same ad style and wording in Texas BP ad.
[url]http://dallas.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-opening-best-asian-massage-only-4999-forhour-please-call-now-682-521-4772/14569982[/url]
[url]http://neworleans.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/10-off-for-1-hour-massage-slidell/5709071[/url][/QUOTE]I stopped in yesterday. One slender girl was in so I asked for a list of their services. She seemed very pleasant but nonthing gave me the feeling that a happy ending was on the menu.
Did you even ask or just go to self service with her in the room? Damn if you did the least she could have done was lend a hand.
[QUOTE=OysterVille;1355723]Got the massage, which was very good."Candy" stretched me out so well I think I was 3 inches taller when I left. No ending tho, which has taught me that a no happy ending ending is quite sad. Was there something you said or did that got the ending out of her?[/QUOTE]I just put her hand where I wanted to be massaged. No discussion about it. She just knew what to do.
A $40 tip is certainly expected, so if I were you, I'd be laying that out where she can clearly see it. I doubt she will just do it pro bono unless she knows 100% she's getting tipped. And never discuss what the tip is for, she knows.
Look, these places cannot . I repeat, cannot stay in business long if they don't provide HEs.