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anyone have info on the new china massage on hilltop? please let me know.
I tried the hand of china. It's possible that you're experience would be different from mine...there might be possibilities there. However, I would not reccommend. And I will not repeat.
Tired of "rub & tug". Wondering what the latest is for FS fun?
Please PM any details, and I will post a report in return.
Has anyone tried out Top Massage or any of the AMP's in Lancaster lately?
Was in Visalia a couple of weeks ago. Found a listing for Evergreen Spa on Oak Street. Dropped by one night for a 1/2 hour. Older asian, not bad looking, at my age almost all the ladies are younger. Usual AMP experience.
Did a reasonably decent massage, then on flip she touched the right spot and asked if this needed massaging. On my affirmative, she goes "Tip me.40", sure no problem. Not bad, pulled up her blouse and bra allowing access to small but perky breasts and nipples.
Warm towel after completion, then a hug and come back soon. Total damages.80 for time and HE. As always YMMV.
OCPunter
Has anyone been to Top Massage since they reopened on 10th West. PM me if you have. I was thinking about going and checking it out. Wondering if I'd be toftt.
Made another quick visit to HAN'S MASSAGE in Camarillo. For anyone unfamiliar it's also known as HUAN MASSAGE SPA. Either way the basic information is:
1877 E. DAILY DRIVE.
#C 1.
(805) 383-8808.
Open 7 days a week.
Hours: 10am-9:30 (although if you plan to visit late, be sure to call ahead, as sometimes they will close early)
I hit the place just before lunchtime, and ran into another monger standing inside and still waiting for someone to answer the bell, so I left, gave it a half hour and came back.
I was greeted at the window by Suzie, an older Asian who might slightly resemble a pre-Botox Cher if you squint just right. She was working alone, although there was a second woman on duty, that one had gone off shopping, hence the pre-Holiday bottleneck in the lobby. This was the second session I'd had with her and she remembered me.
After taking my 1-hour session money, she asked if I would mind waiting 10-15 minutes. Since it would be inside the session room, I agreed, and was lead down the clean, well-lit and decorated hallway to the similar-styled room which was painted and carpeted in browns, with enough furnishings to keep customers-if not LE guessing about their side work.
Room Number 3 was set up in a professional looking manner, as Han's caters to women and men, and while their main customer base are males looking for extras, during the session I heard about the wide range of customers and various non-adult services they offer. The doors do lock but the walls don't quite reach the ceiling, which is why I knew Suzie had her hands full (LOL) in Room 1.
Not sure, but I think Mr. Bell Ringer was 3/4 of the way through his session. Nothing fun to report about the noise emanating, rather it was obvious they were winding things up. I stripped and covered with the towel available to me this time, stretched out and relaxed. It was a total of about 15-20 minutes for Suzi to re-set the room and (thankfully) wash her hands before finally joining me, dragging what I thought was a heavy chair down the uncarpeted hallway. In reality, it was an odd-looking but functional space heater, which did little to take the chill off the place-or me.
Her ineffectual "massage" was amateur at best, and largely a waste of time if that's what you want, if but Suzi kept the dialog going for much of the hour, with thickly-accented, but good conversational English, never one uncovering or encouraging me for anything else. She spent at least 45 minutes on me while face-down with the more than a few casual compliments as she worked my backside ("You nice-a body!"-"Body is-a nice!"). On the flip, she worked my face and arms, poked a bit at my chest and spent the majority of her attention on my thighs before slipping her hand under the towel to "shake hands", asking the usual from Ventura County providers ""You want here?".
I passed largely to save some cash, so damage was only $80 for the nearly 90-minute session-the last 10 of which was strictly conversation, allowing me to gather some addition details on the operation. I did find out the washing machine is broken-not sure if there is a rear entrance or shower to go along with the available restrooms. The place is rather "on display" in a family shopping center ("Camarillo Plaza") and while it offers plenty of free off-street parking and many a food choice for a quick meal, it also leaves one open to many a prying eye.
[QUOTE=B Bardill;1096277]Has anyone been to Top Massage since they reopened on 10th West. PM me if you have. I was thinking about going and checking it out. Wondering if I'd be toftt.[/QUOTE]Went the other day. They have signs in the rooms saying something like " we do not offer illegal services" (we know that's not true) or something of that sort and the rooms have curtains to enter, not doors. The girl I had was like in her late 30's early 40's. Had a hard time blowing my load so she called in one of the other worker girls to give her a hand (guess she was tired LOL!) This girl was about the same age. All in all I probably wouldn't go back. The service was pretty terrible IMHO.
Well I finally got to hit up QQ WELLNESS CENTER in Agoura, and I can make my report very abbreviated: Save Your Money.
I didn't expect (or encourage) any extras on my first visit and was happy to tell them it was my first time there, but I still pretty well got screwed (and not in a good way-LOL!).
The place is a total ***** to find if one is unfamiliar with the area, inside an office / medical building, at the back of a parking lot INSIDE another parking lot at the end of a tiny nearly unmarked street. For years I used to work right nearby and I still had a hard time.
QQ is somewhat upscale-clean, well decorated and safe right down to the security cameras pointing at the always open front doors. I was greeted by a younger scary looking Thai girl (think pre-Botox Cher with no makeup) , who promptly emptied my wallet of $70 and led me to a very nice room, that was nearly crowded out from all the furnishings surrounding the standard table. Interestingly, the room's front wall and door were both glass-partitioned, and curtained for some sort of privacy, yet the door was left wide open to the hallway while I dropped trow, and during the session. I kept thinking of that Dolly Parton song "Aint Nuthin' Dirty Goin' On".
Another overly clothed Thai girl entered and put on some music, but it did little to drown out the rumble of the traffic from the freeway a few yards away She began her semi-decent but hardly worth the effort (or the price)"massage" while she made small talk-mostly to confirm it was my first time there. Now to me, a "full-body" massage even without any "happy endings" should be about 90-95% of one's frame. 45 minutes of the hour was taken up on my back and legs, and when the "therapist" repeated the same moves twice, I knew she was stalling on the flip. Sure enough, the last 10 minutes or so I was on my back she quickly worked my shoulders, arms and calves slightly, then announced she was finished. HUH? Even in the local total legit places, one's face, neck, thighs, hands, chest, feet and stomach are addressed, so even if I was there for therapeutic reasons only, the "full-body" only covered about 60-65. The only advantage I saw to the session was that the cleaning towel-warmer was right in the room next to the table, so it saves the ladies a lot of walking.
She left the room to get the requisite paper cup of water. I dressed quickly and gave her $20 for her time. Cher II walked me to the front and I told them I would be back (NOT!).
So in spite of what their ads in L. A. Weekly say, what you will get here is an over priced limited massage-possibly with a manual release, if they know and trust you-maybe.
FYI-By comparison, if one is in the need of just a professional, thorough massage, and can do without all the bells and whistles, any one of the new full-body places on Thousand Oaks Blvd. Will do the job at half price. PLUS-even though not a single "extra" is being offered from any of them (yet) .2 places offer 99% body coverage while butt nekkid on the table and lots and lots of of "junk brushing".
For the record:
Q Q WELLNESS CENTER.
30101 Agoura Court #110.
Agoura Hils, CA 91301.
(818) 889-9990.
Also, on leaving, I grabbed some business cards, and ty seem to be in cahoots with:
SOLE TOUCH FOOT SPA.
2831 Thousand Oaks Blvd. #1.
Thousand Oaks, CA 91362.
(805) 807-7820.
And.
525 New Los Angeles Ave. #B.
Moorpark, CA 93021.
(805) 990-4259
I've always wondered about Agoura. Thanks for taking one for the team.
[QUOTE=Donalds; 1101106]Well I finally got to hit up QQ WELLNESS CENTER in Agoura, and I can make my report very abbreviated: Save Your Money.
I didn't expect (or encourage) any extras on my first visit and was happy to tell them it was my first time there, but I still pretty well got screwed (and not in a good way-LOL!).
The place is a total * to find if one is unfamiliar with the area, inside an office / medical building, at the back of a parking lot INSIDE another parking lot at the end of a tiny nearly unmarked street. For years I used to work right nearby and I still had a hard time.
QQ is somewhat upscale-clean, well decorated and safe right down to the security cameras pointing at the always open front doors. I was greeted by a younger scary looking Thai girl (think pre-Botox Cher with no makeup) , who promptly emptied my wallet of $70 and led me to a very nice room, that was nearly crowded out from all the furnishings surrounding the standard table. Interestingly, the room's front wall and door were both glass-partitioned, and curtained for some sort of privacy, yet the door was left wide open to the hallway while I dropped trow, and during the session. I kept thinking of that Dolly Parton song "Aint Nuthin' Dirty Goin' On".
Another overly clothed Thai girl entered and put on some music, but it did little to drown out the rumble of the traffic from the freeway a few yards away She began her semi-decent but hardly worth the effort (or the price)"massage" while she made small talk-mostly to confirm it was my first time there. Now to me, a "full-body" massage even without any "happy endings" should be about 90-95% of one's frame. 45 minutes of the hour was taken up on my back and legs, and when the "therapist" repeated the same moves twice, I knew she was stalling on the flip. Sure enough, the last 10 minutes or so I was on my back she quickly worked my shoulders, arms and calves slightly, then announced she was finished. HUH? Even in the local total legit places, one's face, neck, thighs, hands, chest, feet and stomach are addressed, so even if I was there for therapeutic reasons only, the "full-body" only covered about 60-65. The only advantage I saw to the session was that the cleaning towel-warmer was right in the room next to the table, so it saves the ladies a lot of walking.
She left the room to get the requisite paper cup of water. I dressed quickly and gave her $20 for her time. Cher II walked me to the front and I told them I would be back (NOT!).
So in spite of what their ads in L. A. Weekly say, what you will get here is an over priced limited massage-possibly with a manual release, if they know and trust you-maybe.
FYI-By comparison, if one is in the need of just a professional, thorough massage, and can do without all the bells and whistles, any one of the new full-body places on Thousand Oaks Blvd. Will do the job at half price. PLUS-even though not a single "extra" is being offered from any of them (yet).2 places offer 99% body coverage while butt nekkid on the table and lots and lots of of "junk brushing".
For the record:
Q Q WELLNESS CENTER.
30101 Agoura Court #110.
Agoura Hils, CA 91301.
(818) 889-9990.
Also, on leaving, I grabbed some business cards, and ty seem to be in cahoots with:
SOLE TOUCH FOOT SPA.
2831 Thousand Oaks Blvd. #1.
Thousand Oaks, CA 91362.
(805) 807-7820.
And.
525 New Los Angeles Ave. #B.
Moorpark, CA 93021.
(805) 990-4259[/QUOTE]
I am working the Hope this year, and wondered if anyone as experience with AMPs in the Desert area.
Thanks
Go to the Palm Springs board in other cities. There's plent of info there. Plenty of mps also. Were trying to get our own board!
[QUOTE=Donalds; 1096991]Made another quick visit to HAN'S MASSAGE in Camarillo. For anyone unfamiliar it's also known as HUAN MASSAGE SPA. Either way the basic information is:
1877 E. DAILY DRIVE.
#C 1.
(805) 383-8808.
Open 7 days a week.
Hours: 10am-9:30 (although if you plan to visit late, be sure to call ahead, as sometimes they will close early)
I hit the place just before lunchtime, and ran into another monger standing inside and still waiting for someone to answer the bell, so I left, gave it a half hour and came back.
I was greeted at the window by Suzie, an older Asian who might slightly resemble a pre-Botox Cher if you squint just right. She was working alone, although there was a second woman on duty, that one had gone off shopping, hence the pre-Holiday bottleneck in the lobby. This was the second session I'd had with her and she remembered me.
After taking my 1-hour session money, she asked if I would mind waiting 10-15 minutes. Since it would be inside the session room, I agreed, and was lead down the clean, well-lit and decorated hallway to the similar-styled room which was painted and carpeted in browns, with enough furnishings to keep customers-if not LE guessing about their side work.
Room Number 3 was set up in a professional looking manner, as Han's caters to women and men, and while their main customer base are males looking for extras, during the session I heard about the wide range of customers and various non-adult services they offer. The doors do lock but the walls don't quite reach the ceiling, which is why I knew Suzie had her hands full (LOL) in Room 1.
Not sure, but I think Mr. Bell Ringer was 3/4 of the way through his session. Nothing fun to report about the noise emanating, rather it was obvious they were winding things up. I stripped and covered with the towel available to me this time, stretched out and relaxed. It was a total of about 15-20 minutes for Suzi to re-set the room and (thankfully) wash her hands before finally joining me, dragging what I thought was a heavy chair down the uncarpeted hallway. In reality, it was an odd-looking but functional space heater, which did little to take the chill off the place-or me.
Her ineffectual "massage" was amateur at best, and largely a waste of time if that's what you want, if but Suzi kept the dialog going for much of the hour, with thickly-accented, but good conversational English, never one uncovering or encouraging me for anything else. She spent at least 45 minutes on me while face-down with the more than a few casual compliments as she worked my backside ("You nice-a body!"-"Body is-a nice!"). On the flip, she worked my face and arms, poked a bit at my chest and spent the majority of her attention on my thighs before slipping her hand under the towel to "shake hands", asking the usual from Ventura County providers ""You want here?".
I passed largely to save some cash, so damage was only $80 for the nearly 90-minute session-the last 10 of which was strictly conversation, allowing me to gather some addition details on the operation. I did find out the washing machine is broken-not sure if there is a rear entrance or shower to go along with the available restrooms. The place is rather "on display" in a family shopping center ("Camarillo Plaza") and while it offers plenty of free off-street parking and many a food choice for a quick meal, it also leaves one open to many a prying eye. [/QUOTE]Its been closed! I drove by today (1/8/11) for pizza and the outside sign is totally gone and the inside was cleared out. Wonder what happened.
[QUOTE=Scooter1808;1118790]Its been closed! I drove by today (1/8/11) for pizza and the outside sign is totally gone and the inside was cleared out. Wonder what happened.[/QUOTE]Spoke to one of the girls and they were all fired. There is a new owner. The place is going legit, as it was many years ago when it first opened. The front wall with the little window has been torn out. They are seeking more of the "Massage Envy" Female client type. It is well known that the local stores / restaurants and the City were not happy with the continual parade of "creepy" male customers that were going to Hans. Bad location for HE massage.
Actually I'm glad to hear it, even though it's he closest place to me with "extras", and the girls working were nice-alwasy sorry to hear anyone losing their jobs.
"Han's" was in a "family mall" and I'd be a nervous parent if I let my kid ride his bike over to "Hobby People" right nearby with some of the clientel that frequents AMPs and cops hanging around. There's got to be a better location in Camarillo for a store front with fun.
[QUOTE=Donalds; 1119404]Actually I'm glad to hear it, even though it's he closest place to me with "extras", and the girls working were nice-alwasy sorry to hear anyone losing their jobs.
"Han's" was in a "family mall" and I'd be a nervous parent if I let my kid ride his bike over to "Hobby People" right nearby with some of the clientel that frequents AMPs and cops hanging around. There's got to be a better location in Camarillo for a store front with fun.[/QUOTE]I never myself visted there. Way too open in the Family atmosphere and right next to Lazertag. Feel too nervous to enter. Haha
[url]http://www.socalinsiders.com/posts/1921/bust[/url]-stings-and-ripoffs/
Here's a quick news flash from T.O.. The town is bone-dry when it comes to any AMP fun, HOWEVER the ladies at "Ocean Foot & Body Massage" are hinting at potential "extras". It seems the place will be getting a new owner in about weeks, and I know who will be managing it. NO hanky-panky will be allowed when the paperwork is signed and goes through, and I'm sure much of the staff will be cycled out, since they are all unlicensed.
The ladies still there for the time being are playing awfully fast and loose withe the rules all of a sudden in the hopes perhaps of keeping ther regulars no matter if they stay or go. Still no HE's, that I know of, but the junk-brushing offered yesterda was a borderline manual and I left with a hint of more when my next visit, so now might be the time to stop by.
Not everyone's cup of tea here I know, but a great opportunity for a first-timer to check out, or for anyone who wants a cheap, local so-so massage and a lot of tease, and who knows, maybe the fshing's great here for you expert mongers. Hit me up for details.
Seen her around lately?
Thanks
[QUOTE=Nutzoid;1118942]Spoke to one of the girls and they were all fired. There is a new owner. The place is going legit, as it was many years ago when it first opened. The front wall with the little window has been torn out. They are seeking more of the "Massage Envy" Female client type. It is well known that the local stores / restaurants and the City were not happy with the continual parade of "creepy" male customers that were going to Hans. Bad location for HE massage.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Donalds;1202741]NO hanky-panky will be allowed when the paperwork is signed and goes through, and I'm sure much of the staff will be cycled out, since they are all unlicensed.[/QUOTE]Fun's over. They are already re-modeling."Jenny", the Asian with Roman hands is gone. I heard that "Co-Co" the one who was breaking the law there has moved to some place in Ventura, and that "Mary" will be next to go, since now management is watching. On the upside, Ilene is back and offering the moset incredible legit massage with chiro work for $40 + tip, and sh keeps you naked most of the time.
Seen her around lately?
Let's cut through the BS. From your PM and your post I know you are not new to the area and you are not telling the truth. Builds some credibility by posting your experiences and tell the truth.
Got an unconfirmed report that QQ in Agoura is closed. Anyone in the know?
Last week I had the pleasure of visiting Creative Massage in Redding. It was not what I expected but nice in a peculiar way. It is almost like an "old west" type of brothel, an older 5 bedroom house in a residential neighborhood. The lady of the house was pleasant and straightened me out on how things run. It is best to make an appointment a few hours ahead of time but since I didn't I waited 15 minutes for the girl she called.
The gal that showed up was well worth waiting for. Melissa is 24, blonde. 5'8", maybe 135, lovely natural D+'s and a delicious shaved kitty. And oh, by the way she is about 4 months pregnant. Yup, surprised the hell out of me too. According to her she is very, very horny now that she is on the hormone roller coaster and I believe her story.
The massage was good and it was obvious she had been LMT trained at some point. The clothes came off quickly and she used those melons to rub my back and the boys in a most delightful way. Here is some good advice before you show up. BYOC. Bring your own condom. They don't like to keep them around I suppose because of LE concerns. I gave her a good slurping [rare] and let her finish me off cowgirl. It didn't take more than a minute as it has been a while.
I have been wanting to visit there for the last couple of years but never had the opportunity until now. They have really great ads on backpage and CL but Redding is out of the way from everywhere. The damage was. 60 + 1. 00 and I consider it well worth it. Such a time here in rip-off Spokane would be at least 2. 50. LDP
So has there been any new girls showing up in the AMP's in Lancaster. I haven't been over there for a few months and the last time to Top Massage and got a good HE after a 10 minute massage for $30+$30. Any girls doing FS around the area. I usually hit up the SW's but it's been a little dry out too.
I'm staying the couple of nights in Barstow. Is there any action here? Or am I not seeing 'Barstow' in the right area of USASG?
Reports of extras at this new-ish AMP within walking distace of my place got the best of me.
"Oaks" is a single cute young non-English speaking (Chinese?) girl, very clean tiny 2-working room operation, way over-priced-50-100% more than almost any other in town.
A steady stream of guys were visiting one at a time, and once inside I was promptly told "busy" I gave it one more shot later that day and splurged for an hour and requested "medium" touch for the session, but her hardly-there touch was ineffectual and not at all passing for an actual "massage". She kept me covered the entire time and offered no conversation or hint of anything more. Nothing happened that would encourage me to repeat.
The steady parade of guys early that Sunday morning, however would indicate more might be available, but it would take several expensive over-priced visits to find that out, and my guess would be that only extremely discrete and very limited extras would be offered.
Here's the details: [url]http://oaksmassagespa.com/index.html[/url]
[QUOTE=Donalds; 1291591]Reports of extras at this new-ish AMP within walking distace of my place got the best of me.
She kept me covered the entire time and offered no conversation or hint of anything more. Nothing happened that would encourage me to repeat.
The steady parade of guys early that Sunday morning, however would indicate more might be available, but it would take several expensive over-priced visits to find that out, and my guess would be that only extremely discrete and very limited extras would be offered.
Here's the details:
[url]http://oaksmassagespa.com/index.html[/url][/QUOTE]Donalds who reported extras, I can't see that place offering any extras. But if there are extras like you said they are probably very limited and selective. I'll avoid this one.
Better and cheaper massages can be had a couple of blocks away, and some offer the slightest bit tease to keep you happy, thoguh nothing more. I just went to check this place out of curiosity and because they are so close, but I won't be back. Extras were not reported by anyone here.
Looking for info on AMPs in High Desert area of Victorville. Drove past one plave on Bear Valley Road that looks inviting. TIA
Well, it looks like Top Massage is closed down again. Anyone had any hits at the other places? Even the street seems sparse right now, probably because of elections coming up. PM me if anyone has had any hits anywhere.
[QUOTE=John6255;1292675]Donalds who reported extras, I can't see that place offering any extras. But if there are extras like you said they are probably very limited and selective. I'll avoid this one.[/QUOTE]I am new to this forum and have been catching up. Just read this one and have some info so none of us waste our time at this joint. The owner of the Oaks is a boner. His lady works there and he has gone legit because is last "Spa" in Whittier was busted a few years back. He made his money selling out his ex wife for years, then when he got busted kicked her to the side, for a younger gal. Though I am new to this forum I have been on may others and use to go to his place in Whittier. I was a regular of his wife at the time (did not know they where married). When I found out, I was like WTF. For me if you are running the joint and your lady is in the room boning dudes well you sit there listening your just a slum. That's way worse then any lady working or any one of us who visits these AMPs.
I'm going to be coming from Vegas to LA soon and might like to stop in Barstow for some "halftime relaxation". I saw "Barstow Asian Massage" listed in both RM and in SocalInsiders. Does anyone have any first hand info on this place, or other AMP's in the area where I can leave,"Happy"?
Thanks,
Dirty
So are all the AMP's dead in the valley now? I know it's slim pickin's on the street, but there are a few still out there everyday. I was wanting to try out Top, but it's shut down. Anyone have a line on any FS in Lancaster / Palmdale, PM me.
Spotted a bunch of places yester morning-some old, others new (ish) , a couple most likely legit, not so with the others. Can anyone provide details on these? PM if you would rather, and thanks.
DREAM TREE SPA.
Royal Ave. & Sycamore.
GOLDEN MASSAGE.
Cochran & Deodora.
VIP SPA.
1864 Cochran.
W & H THAI.
Errenger & L. A. Ave.
DREAM TREE SPA.
Same owners as Crystal Spa on Tapo & Simi Massage next to Wendy's. Standard R&T, The same techs.
GOLDEN MASSAGE.
Has been there forever, I don't like the location so I can't say how good it is. I went there once 4 years ago.
VIP SPA.
Standard R&T nothing special. Too open of an area don't want to be seen going in / out.
W & H THAI.
They were caught up in the sting a while back but Candy is still there. Nothing has changed other than they now say "Thai" in their ads.
[QUOTE=Donalds; 1475664]Spotted a bunch of places yester morning-some old, others new (ish) , a couple most likely legit, not so with the others. Can anyone provide details on these? PM if you would rather, and thanks.
DREAM TREE SPA.
Royal Ave. & Sycamore.
GOLDEN MASSAGE.
Cochran & Deodora.
VIP SPA.
1864 Cochran.
W & H THAI.
Errenger & L. A. Ave.[/QUOTE]
Thanks!
There is one other one across the street from VIP in the bigger mall. Inside a "beauty parlor", but advertising "Thai" and "body massage". Looked too legit to bother checking out, but these days who knows (?).
It was too out in the open for me to check out. I don't want someone walking out of the store as I am walking into the store. I think I saw something at the east end of the valley that is new and needs to be checked out.
[QUOTE=Donalds; 1476522]Thanks!
There is one other one across the street from VIP in the bigger mall. Inside a "beauty parlor", but advertising "Thai" and "body massage". Looked too legit to bother checking out, but these days who knows (?).[/QUOTE]
Sorry to ask; just passing thru for a few days. Have found, Flower, AAA (don't like bars on door) , VIP, Newday (funny) , Lily and a bunch others listed on another site but 0 reviews except for 1 place. Would anyone care to comment on any other these? Just looking for massage & nice finish. Not FS. Thanks.
ND
I saw this AMP on craigslist / backpage and I also went by the place on one of my visits to Los Angeles. I keep meaning to check out the place, but I have yet to do it. Anyone have info on this Barstow AMP? Can pm me or write a report, would help people out!
I don't want to drive there and get disappointed.
[QUOTE=Dirty Old Guy; 1423036]I'm going to be coming from Vegas to LA soon and might like to stop in Barstow for some "halftime relaxation". I saw "Barstow Asian Massage" listed in both RM and in SocalInsiders. Does anyone have any first hand info on this place, or other AMP's in the area where I can leave,"Happy"?
Thanks,
Dirty[/QUOTE]