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Took a spin through the stroll Saturday night before heading downtown to ring in the New Year.
Wilkens was dead, but hit Washington and found Diamond. She gave her usual awesome performance. I felt kind of bad leaving because it seemed like she wanted to hang out. Another night maybe.
Before I left the area, took one last spin. Saw Christy on Ramsey, and Donna on Wilkens.
Baltimore Man, it would be nice if Rachel got clean, she is real sweet, but I will miss spanking that kitty:)
Dmbman, trust me, you do not want FS with blonde Rachel. RTF and you will see many bad reviews of her.
Is it me, or is BJroll John's post number 1537, and Piehole's post number 1534 the same? Are you guys twins?
Hope everyone had a safe and happy New Year.
Safe hunting to all.
Muff Scout
Muff Scout,
I've read through this entire thread but it is a bit confusing figuring out who is who.
That is one of the reasons I took photos of the Rachael I was with so I could ask which one she was.
It would make for an easier time if everyone just snapped a photo or too of the girls with the name they give and maybe the nick name they have on the forum as well. This way we all know who is who and who is worth going to or even stopping to pick up.
What does everyone think of that?
Just use a camera phone like i did no need to get or use a full camera. It would be nice though lol.
Hey fellow mongers!
Greetings & HAPPY NEW YEARS. Did some mongering after the BIG BALL dropped. I was in the Parkville area already so I decided to check out Harford Rd. There were actually a couple girls out-this was around 1:00 a.m Saturday night. Spotted this brunette around Harford & the Exxon I think-Right pass Dead Freddys. Moved in for the pick-up. Her name was Liz,19 y.o. A little heavy but was very personable,had nice mouthful tattas & was willing to swallow & pose for the camera for .30 donation to the LE's annuel Valentines ball.
Found a secluded spot,her gear cleaning skills were very good,right amount of suction,nice tongue action,dt & of course,taking care of my twin boys down under. Took a couple of pics before,during & after. I guess from drinking a little,I was taking a little longer. She didn't complain but I wanted to erupt & she did as promised & caught every drop,smiled for the camera for my trademark pic of my load in her mouth & swallow it down like candy.
Would repeat. Skills 6-7(not sure if it was me or her-lol),personality 7,looks 6.
She gave me digits-will try later this week to see if it actually works.
Emily a.k.a Tiffany update. After my session with Liz,I wasn't ready to call it a night just yet so I made my way down to Conkling/PP area. It was really dead but I ran into my Emmy. She didn't have time to see me(bummer) but told me that I could call her & said it was ok for me to share the digits with you mongers. She said if another girl answers the phone,just ask for Tiff. I told her I called her before & her friend was a total B*TCH. She said don't worry about her & just ask for Tiff. I said I would pass the digits on to my fellow mongers. Hey guys-when you call Tiff,block your # & if the girl is a total B*TCH to you,just say you are friends with Tiff & that she said it was ok for you to call her. If she still is a B*TCH,than it's fair game-you are free to express yourself at this point. Will email phone # to mongers who pm me.
Thats it for now you fellow mongers & don't forget to bring the donuts for the good piggies out there & none for the "crooket piggies". Rook.
I worked late on Saturday and then the urge hit, decided I needed to close out 2005 in one our local notels. I drove around W/W, Salvation Army, B/CB, and even PP/C and spotted about 10 scattered SW over a 2 hour span, nothing outstanding. Shortly before midnight I decided to take the next tollerable entertainer available to me. I didn't spot Crystal until 12:02, so I missed my goal of having one last roll in the hay in 2005. She was near Patapsco and Fairhaven, BSW, heavy on the SW scale, about 5'8", long wig.
Once in the car I could see that she really wasn't my type but I was horny and we negociated half and half for 2 Jacksons. Got the standard BS from her (don't do this often, I'm clean, I'm bi) but she did seem to have a nice personality and a great attitude. Went to one of my standard notels on US 1. Got started with a brief massage that wasn't too good. Soon she rolled me over and began to kiss my stomach and then between my legs and then finally my balls. I'm lovin' it but I moved her face to my main shaft and she begins to lick and kiss and finally suck. Her BBBJ technique was a good prelude and I was soon ready for some CG action when I started to fumble through my pants pockets looking for my raincoat. DAMN! . . . it isn't there! WTF!!! I'm hard as a rock, have already paid for half and half, and my damn raincoat is nowhere to be found. She says it is okay since she is clean and she is sure that I am clean too and wants us to do it unprotected. No thanks, babe, it isn't worth it. I just had her finish me off with BBBJCIMTC. Overall technique was good for foreplay but not for the main event. So, I'm now down about 3.5 Jacksons (room plus Crystal) and all I got was a damn BJ. Found the raincoats in my shoe. Took Crystal back to CB and realized that I forgot to return the notel key.
On the way back to the notel I spotted a new WSW on Patapsco near 4th. Blonde, probably 18-20, about 5'4", 120 pounds, with a face that looked great while driving by. At this point, it is only about 30 minutes after Crystal finished me off at the notel. Can I do it again so quickly? I'm not sure but it was worth a second pass to check her out again. This time she waves and looks even better. By the time she is in my car I'm sure that I'm ready for a second round. Turns out her name is also Crystal. I've never had 2 girls by the same name in the same day. She definately looked great but was all bundled up so I asked her to show me what was under that heavy coat. Damn!!!! This girl has a great body, thin but not skinny, nice skin tone, about C-cups shaped like missles and firm! At that time I'm just worried if the 3 Jacksons in my pocket are enough to pay for FS. She asked for 5 Jacksons, then 4, but settled for the 3 that I had. So, it's back to the notel, this time going in the room with the bed and towels already used; not a great sight but it was OK with me. She said that she used to have an ad on Eros-dc.com but she no longer can pay for it and next week she starts working with one of the escort agencies that will pay for the advertising but take a cut of what she makes. She said she has been working the streets this last week only. Turns out that her BJ wasn't very good but the mish, CG, RCG, and doggy were first rate. I sure do last a lot longer for the 2nd round. I asked for digits and she said she didn't know me well enough to give them to me. Now, what sense does that make? She had her phone number and nude pictures posted on the internet and she won't give the digits to me? If I ever have the chance to see WSW Crystal again, I will do it.
So, after 2 hours of 2006 I've already had a double. If my unit can take it, I'll be going for a tripple later today.
DMBMAN - I never knew who people were referring to as "Blonde Rachel" until I saw your pictures. She has a look that turns me on so I've had FS from her 2 or 3 times over the last couple of years. I don't see her out very often. We always got along well and I would rate her FS performance as average. Of course, with this hobby it is always YMMV and perhaps I was just lucky.
Horsetrader
Hit went out looking around 1030. First hit Curtis Bay nothing, next wilkens area and nothing than hit payday back in curtis bay. I seen Kelly (thats what she told me). MAybe 5'5, sholder length dark brown hair, green eyes, breast well not much there to say. We drove out towards Pasadena, and agreed on a jackson for bj. And man she was good at it. I am fan of deep throat to gag. After a few tries she gets hang of it and down to work she goes. After 20 mins, I can't hold out and into her mouth I come. She spits out into napkins. And I tip here other jackson for time and great service. Hope to find her again. With try getting pic next time.
After that I looked around but was dead again. Whats up with not many sw around now.
Be safe and happy hunting.
Johnny
Nothing, nothing at all. Cruised from 12-2 in w/w, brooklyn, even tried p/p and found nothing at all. I guess everyone including the sw's were out partying the night away. I did pick up one SW on Wash. but she was all jacked up so I dropped her off right where i found her.
I'm sure 06 will bring about better times then last night.
Baltimore Man
I've been a forum lurker for awhile under a different name and a very sporadic monger myself in B'more and it kills me that this is my first post but here it is...
I wanted to warn everyone of a WSW I picked on the W/W loop tonight around 7:30pm around a side alley off of Carey St. She's early 30's, medium build, about 5'6 with semi-wavy blonde hair past her shoulders wearing a gray hoodie sweatshirt. I didn't catch her name, not that it would matter.
What shames me is that I consider myself not only a very street smart guy but I'm a large in-shape guy that can handle himself physically in almost any situation (I guess except this one). I picked up this WSW walker and we find a quite dark side street to do the RUACOP thing. She seems really nervous which lulls me into false sense of security. The few times I’ve mongered I’m overly cautious both in the who’s around, what she’s like and where we go. I saw her get into a green van about 20 min. earlier and that too made me feel safer than I should have.
After the RUACOP routine we get down to business and she’s hesitant to mention money, but I figured no undercover would have gotten into my car nor let me touch her. So after some back and forth I get tired of wasting time and mention two jacks for F/S to see what she says. She immediately brings out a pair of handcuffs and says I’m under arrest for solicitation and to put my hands behind my back. I’m not that stupid and I demand to see her badge. When I don’t see flashing lights behind me within the first three seconds I know she’s full of shit. This gets into a screaming match with her screaming "Are you refusing arrest?" and me yelling back "show me your badge officer" At one point she even tries to act like she has a wire and calling in backup.
I start to laugh and begin to take "corrective measures" when she grabs my keys and jumps out of the car. I realized that I was stupid enough to turn the car off but leave the keys in the ignition and with my car all you need to do is have it in park to remove them. At this point I know I'm f*cked!! She says some other bluffing bullshit about friends are watching and starts screaming for "Ritchie" all the while demanding my wallet. I’m not giving up my wallet for this wh*re but images of her throwing my keys into night sky are filling my head. I only have $80 in my wallet and figure it’s not worth trying to explain to a friend why I lost my keys in the W/W loop part of town and could they come pick me up. I throw the money at the ground in front of her and she throws the keys back into the cargo bay of my car and takes off running between houses.
The whole episode from handcuffs to starting my car back up was less than two minutes. I cruise around for another 30 minutes looking for her and hoping to find her or her "friends" but no luck. I figure she’s holed up in some dealer’s house laughing at me. It took me a very long time to calm down but I learned some very valuable lessons. Most importantly I realized I never want to explain any of this to my girlfriend so I’m through with mongering.
Good luck guys, stay safe and stay away from this b*tch.
P.S. If anyone has ANY info on this b*tch or who she hangs out with I'd be in your debt.
Hopefully this year will find all of us with health, wealth and happiness.
I got to start the year off by taking one for the team.
Roxanne on Harford Rd. right around N. Parkway, and a good looker too.
Blonde, nice firm C cups - dressed like a civilian, you'll know her if you get her by her reference to a "bodacious bj"
It is most certainly a bbbjtc, and if bodacious means rushed and not willing to catch then Roxanne isn't a lier at all. Definitely wouldn't repeat - neither should you.
Stay Safe,
Bench
2005 ended with a bang, 2006 started with a flop.
Picked up Donya this evening on Wilkens, also goes by Dee. Wish I hadn't. Not bad looking, 5'6", dirty blonde hair, thin but not ccl. Everything was fine until we got to the motel. Then she began to lay out more rules than a game of fucking monopoly. Don't touch this, I don't do that, fuck me, whatever.
She gave a pretty good bbbj, but the sex was boring, and she is a clock watcher.
Will not repeat. Avoid this one, total waste of time and money. She will likely make my worst list for 2006.
For all you Angela fans, found out she is in the big house. She got caught up in that Thanksgiving sting.
After I dropped the nightmare off, saw Becky out there. She told me she has been in a program trying to get clean, and isn't dating anymore. Then she asked me if I wanted a date. Guess she is semi retired:) Also saw Shannon on Wilkens along with a cute redhead I have never seen before. Washington was quiet except for one brunette right on SCarey.
Hope you guys had better luck.
Safe hunting to all.
Muff Scout
Driving from the south I deceided to take a detour and drop into town about 12:30 am, did my normal loop, all except Washington, fellows all I can say was this town was just straight up dead, I saw nothing, not even something or someone with the homeboys, I did see my share of LE, so I made it back to my route and headed towards DE. Yes I stopped there also. Well fellows, take care, watch your back, and lets all enjoy.
I was reading Muff Scout's treatise on how not to get busted and wanted to add my $.02. Not talking business through the window saved me a bust in DC many years ago. The SW got really pissed when I couldn't tell her what I wanted and refused to get in the car. Told me to come back when I knew. Did a few turns, came back around and parked a couple of blocks away and after a minute, eureka! Her friends were pretty well hidden.
Love reading the B'more board. Between Stripperella and Heather you guys could start your own reality TV soap opera.
Here in the Tidewater, VA area we're suffering a distinct lack of opportunity, not that I get out all that much anyway. I travel to MD but its more in the N.western MD areas and a visit to B'more would be too far out of my way for a mongering trip.
Happy New Year!
[QUOTE=Muff Scout]
For all you Angela fans, found out she is in the big house. She got caught up in that Thanksgiving sting.
Muff Scout[/QUOTE]I was with Angela last friday night, she has been in a rehab program for the last month and is living in the county and working as a bar maid at a small local bar. I hope she stays with the program and straightens her life out but I dought she has the willpower. I have digits and plan to call her this week for an update. Everyone have a great and productive new year and keep up the great reports!
I've been lurking on these forums for sometime now and mongering occasionally off and on for the past 3 years so it pains me this is my first post.
I picked up a wsw near the side alley off of Carey & Washington last night around 7:30 pm. She was about 5'6, early 30's, semi-wavy blonde hair past her shoulders, wearing a gray hoodie sweatshirt. She rated about a 6 or so. Didn't catch her name not that it mattered.
I'm consider myself a very street smart person and I am very careful of my surroundings and who I pick up. So when I saw a older guy pick her up in a green van and park in a dark alley way 20 min. ago I felt safe enough to approach her.
We do the RUACOP thing and I ask permission to touch her just in case she's ULE, we drive around a little and I make sure I choose the spot. All the while she refuses to mention money and i just think it's because I look like a cop. After getting tired of wasting time I offer 2 jacks for FS to get her to ease up. She immediately pulls out a pair of handcuffs and says I'm under arrest for solicitation and orders me to put my hands behind my back. She says she'll be easy on me if I help her out. But like I said I'm no dummy and no ULE women is going to get into a car and drive away. I immediately say I want to see her badge all the while making sure she gets no wear near me with those handcuffs. When I don't see flashing lights and back up within the first 3 seconds I know she's full of shit and looking to scam me. She starts trying to bluff me screaming "are you resisting arrest" and even acts likes she's speaking into a wire.
At this point I'm on the lookout for someone working with her and when I realize that she's alone I go to take "corrective measures" to get this b*tch out of my car. My major flaw was that I parked the car and left the keys in the ignition. With my car it's easy to remove the keys once in park and turned off. When she realizes that I'm not buying her ULE routine ,grabs my keys and runs out of the car. This is where I know I'm f*cked !!!
She starts screaming at me for my wallet and says she's working with friends.
By now I'm in such a rage that I'd love to met her friends but images in my head of watching my keys go flying through the night sky keep me in check.
I realize that she's got the upper hand and the $80 in my wallet isn't worth trying to explain to a friend why I lost my keys in pigtown and could I get a ride. She's also screaming so loud that I'm worried she'll attract LE, which I don't want. I throw the money out of the car (keeping my wallet) and she throws my keys into the back of my car's cargo bay. I bolt out of the car to make sure the keys are actually in the back and she’s running down the street screaming "Ritchie Help". On hindsight I should have just ran after her, but it's too late now.
It all happened very quick from handcuffs to starting my car back up was less than 2 minutes. I spent the next half hour driving around pissed off praying to find her but realize that she's probably in some dealer's house laughing at me. What caught me off guard was how bold she was. I'm a big in-shape guy and I'm surprised she took the risk with me. I figured this type of scam was for the old mild-manner suburban guys more worried about their reputations than putting up a fight. I guess the jokes on me
Be safe guys and stay away from this wh*re!
The next time I'm cruising the W/W loop it won't be for mongering purposes.
since my post debunking the “are you a cop” and the “touchy, feely” myths, i received a couple of pm’s from newbies asking questions about safe mongering. in response, i have put together these guidelines to help newbies enjoy this hobby in a safe and productive manner.
start by reading the forum. no, i’m not saying that to be a wise ass. it just makes good sense. if you read the forum, you will learn the geography of our monger hunting grounds, who the providers are, who gives good service and which girls to avoid, hot le spots and more. i can’t understand why so many of you don’t do this. if you were going into battle, wouldn’t you scout out the enemy and learn everything you could about them? well the same applies here. in our case, information represents power, safety and the path to a good time.
don’t monger with beer goggles on. alcohol and drugs impair your judgment, making it more likely that you will do something dumb, and wind up getting arrested, ripped off or worse.
secure your valuables. i don’t just mean your money, cell phone and digital camera. your most important valuable is your privacy. don’t leave anything laying around the car that has your home address on it, shows where you work or anything else that would allow a sw to follow you into your personal life. a married buddy of mine was blackmailed by a sw who saw his employee parking tag in the car, and showed up at his job with her boyfriend. it got so ugly, he had to change jobs.
protecting your identity also includes paying for the motel room with cash. use a fake name, address and vehicle plate number for the register. they never check.
don’t draw attention to yourself. i hit the stroll about 3 am one night this summer and saw a howdy doody white guy driving a z convertible. at that time of the night, there are only two reasons for a guy like that to be in the hood, and both are illegal. blend in as much as possible.
make sure all the lights on your vehicle are in working order. don’t drive down the street at 3 mph holding up traffic while you search for sw’s. don’t make crazy assed u-turns in an effort to beat your fellow mongers to the pick-up. come to a full stop at all stop signs. don’t come to a full stop in the middle of the road to pick up a girl with a long line of cars behind you. pull over for the pickup. in other words, follow all the rules of the road. don’t circle around endlessly. one of the nosy neighbors will notice you and inform le. don’t hit on civies and for god’s sake, leave the **** girls alone. don’t give le an excuse to pull you over.
the “pickup” is the single most dangerous aspect of our hobby. it is then when we are most exposed. during the pickup, your monger radar should be going full blast. be aware of everything around you. watch for cars coming from every direction. assume every other vehicle contains ule. keep an eye open for anyone approaching the driver side door. the last thing you want is some brother opening your door and rolling you right there. once she’s in the car, move off quickly.
never pick up a girl you have not seen before. no matter how hot she is, avoid her until you have seen her a couple of times, or until you have seen her picked up by another monger with no resulting sound and light show.
never discuss business through the open window of your car. decoy fle will never get into your vehicle. if she wants to talk business through the window, she is one of three things, undercover le, a sw setting you up for a rip-off, or a rookie sw. do you like those odds?
when you do pick up a sw for the first time, engage in casual chit chat until you have driven some distance from the pickup spot and are sure you are not being followed. make her initiate the transaction, especially the first mention of exchanging money for sex.
be alert on the drop-off as well. monger radar on full blast. be aware of your surroundings. the longer you sit there, the more at risk you are.
go to your spot, not hers. if she refuses, drop her off. you never know what will be waiting for you at her spot. one of our fellow mongers got ripped off recently at the sw’s home. don’t put yourself in a position of weakness. home court advantage is critical to your safety.
don’t overpay. one jack for bj, two jacks for fs. i never pay more than 3 jacks for anal, usually 2.5. tipping optional. if the girl is nice to you, be nice to her, but don’t go crazy with the tips. a bj from a sw is not worth 4 jacks. fs is not worth 5 jacks. if you are firm, more often than not they will settle.
never give them any money until you arrive at your destination. then, if they insist, give them the base fee only. hold back on the tip.
you are much better off lowballing on initial dates, then raising your tip on subsequent dates if they are worth it. you’ll get more out of them that way, rather than overpaying early on and then trying to average them down.
practice safe sex. if she is doing it bareback with you, she is doing it with everybody. i like bbbj’s as much as anybody. as a result, i have caught ngu three times in my years of mongering. it could have been much worse. cover your buddy for everything, but especially vaginal and anal sex. if you don’t carry condoms around, all the motels sell them.
guys, there are three girls on the wilkens stroll who are very popular. two are hiv+, the third has hep c. i know this for a fact. two of the girls told me themselves. i learned about the third from her mom. i’m sure these three are not the only ones out there with an std. don’t play russian roulette. you will lose.
get yourself checked up often. many of the nasties we expose ourselves to can be asymptomatic. i go to the caroline street free clinic every three months. takes about 1.5 hours to get tested. i usually get a full battery of tests. if you test positive for any of the routine stuff, meds are free. staff is non-judgmental. i always tell them what i do up front so they know what to look for. you can use a fake name and id info if you wish. just make sure to remember to use the same fake id when you return for results. contact info is as follows:
eastern health district
620 n. caroline street
baltimore, md 21205
phone: (410) 396-9410
just in case you run out of luck and get pulled over, don’t panic. have a simple story line ready and stick to it no matter what. keep your hands on the top of the steering wheel where le can see them. don’t move unless you tell le first what you are going to do. that includes reaching into the glove compartment for your registration.
admit nothing, no matter what le says to you. be extra polite, this is not the time to be a wiseass. answer their questions in a calm voice. do not be confrontational. follow the officer’s instructions. do whatever they ask. but remember, stick to your story. the last time i got stopped, the officer told me he knew i was lying about what i was doing. i looked him right in the eye and politely said, “i’m sorry you feel that way officer, but i am telling you the truth.” he let me go. now if he were a prick, he might still have arrested me, but i gave him no reason to lose his temper.
i’ve been stopped three times with sw’s in my car. on one occasion, the girl was dirty. i’m sure my being polite and cooperative with the officer had something to do with my being let go while she was arrested. remember, we are a nuisance to le. they have bigger fish to fry.
if you do get arrested, stick to your story and admit to nothing. 90% of the time, you will be let go with no charges being filed. you will spend 24 hours in central booking and have some explaining to do to your so, but no charge, no record. if you get caught in a sting however, all bets are off.
never, ever, ever, ever, ever, under any circumstances, take a sw to cop. no matter how much she begs, just say no. she’ll tell you it will just take a few seconds. she’ll tell you the sex will be better. she may even offer you extras like anal. just say no. the results can be catastrophic to you, and impact your life until the day you die. if vice sees the girl get out of your car, cop, then hop back in your vehicle, you are dead. they will pull your ass over and arrest you. you will now be facing a felony drug charge instead of a soliciting misdemeanor. think the girl will vouch for you? good luck dickhead.
avoid emotional involvement. always remember that all we are to these girls is a source of money, food, cigs, and occasionally a clean, warm place to sleep. nothing wrong with having an occasional beer or bite to eat, but keep your relationship in perspective. it’s all about the drugs. treat the girls nicely, but keep a firewall between your life and hers. don't get involved, you will regret it.
mongering is like any hobby. there is a skill set that must be mastered. this is not a game for amateurs. the risk is high. the consequences of failure can be devastating. some of you newbies seem to feel we seniors do nothing but foster an evil culture on this board. the reality is that most seniors have successfully practiced this hobby for a long time. there is much you can learn from them that will help you enjoy this hobby in a safe and productive manner. you will find they are willing to help, as long as you show that you have done some homework. the other day, i reread all the 2005 posts on the baltimore board. it took me about three hours. searching on specific topics takes just a few seconds. are a few hours too much time to spend preparing for a hobby that has such downside risk? are the seniors asking too much of the newbies to make this investment before asking questions whose answers can usually be found in seconds by doing a search?
hope the above post helps you newbies be safe and enjoy the world’s oldest hobby. i’m sure my fellow seniors will chime in with some of their experiences. read, learn, be safe.
hope 2006 is a year to remember for all of us.
safe hunting to all.
muff scout
[QUOTE=Geesh]I was with Angela last friday night, she has been in a rehab program for the last month and is living in the county and working as a bar maid at a small local bar. I hope she stays with the program and straightens her life out but I dought she has the willpower. I have digits and plan to call her this week for an update. Everyone have a great and productive new year and keep up the great reports![/QUOTE]
Geesh,
Thanks for the correction. Guess my street source was full of shit.
Normmonger, welcome. Sorry you got rolled by a SW. You got off lucky. It could have been worse.
That's two mongers rolled in the last week.
Be safe guys. Normmonger is a perfect example of a monger doing everything right and still getting in trouble. I was in the area about the same time. It could easily have been me. I wish you did catch her name though. It would have helped the rest of us. From your description, she sounds a bit like horse faced Sherri, but too short.
Safe hunting to all.
Muff Scout
Well Seems You Have Become The Unofficial Leader Of The Baltimore Pack. Trash, Robo, And The Other Heros Passed No Crown On. Well Its Ok, You Seem Like A Nasty Enough Character. Lol
Gotta Say, Your Expose Of Rules Is Top Drawer. And If Jackson Reads It He Ought To Post It Nationwide. Best Rules Ive Seen. Even If You Left Off The P/u During School Dismissal.
Norm And WHO EVER IT WAS, Had A Real Close Call, Guys Be Super Cautious Out There. They Only Really Want The Money, Dont Pay Too Much For Giving It Up. You Can Always Hunt Another Day.
2006 Started Well, I Had A Lady Come By, Seems She Tends Bar On The Block, Uh Oh, She Can Fix Me Up With Any Lady, She Wants To Go Drinkin With Me And Hook Me Up. And Guys She Is A Sweet Heart. Just Wanted A Little Spendin Money. Said I Was The Best Lay She Has Had In A While, Uh Huh. "oh Sweety,,, Call Me Back Soon".
Not My First Day, But It Sounds Interesting. Anyone Connected With Any Bartenders Down There. Im Always So Cautious With The Block, Not Cause Its Dangerous But Because Its A Pro Scam. And They Are Pretty Good At It. A Buck Here, A Buck There, Fix You Up Here And There. An Pooof Your Broke. Which I Am Anyway.
Hey I Could Come Out Of The Closet And Try To Get Some New Office Accounts Here.......lol
Be Safe,,,
Thanks
Sf
Hey Guys,
Please stop posting on this thread.
Use the "2006 General Reports" thread for your 2006 posts.
It just helps us all keep things organized, and makes searches a lot easier.
Thanks.
Horsetrader and Dmbman, hope you guys are using a condom for everything with Rachel. HINT, HINT.
Muff Scout
[QUOTE=Smiling Fox]Well Seems You Have Become The Unofficial Leader Of The Baltimore Pack. Trash, Robo, And The Other Heros Passed No Crown On. Well Its Ok, You Seem Like A Nasty Enough Character. Lol
Sf[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the compliment, but The Great One annointed Doc Monger as his successor. I'm just trying to help keep things organized and help newbies stay out of trouble when I can.
You are right btw about avoiding schools during start up and dismissal. Those eagle eyed moms will report you using their cell phones and you will be in one shitload of trouble.
Rookiemonger, big congrats on your Senior status. Much deserved.
May see if I can pick up Becky tonight.
Safe hunting to all.
Muff Scout
I was in Vizzinis caryout the other day and there were 2 LE officers waiting for their orders. I was talking to one of them about guns when a ULE came in and the the LEO I was talking to acknowleged him and said whats up Sarg?
They got into conversation and I just stood back and took it all in, the ULE was vice and said something to the affect of in the near future they were going to start surveilance on the sw's and take digital pics of them getting picked up by mongers and then send warning notices with pics to the registered owner of the vehicle. This guy was a older guy looked like a marine DI and when he left the carryout I was shocked when he got in a Honda that I have seen many times in the area. Be extra carefull out there.
Plans for the New Year fell through so I called up Redhead Jen on Conkling fame. Gave me a discount did charge me for the room. I don't know why you guys don't like her ooo yeah. Drop by her place and she was high as a kite. Mixed xantex and crack. Anyway good deep BBBJTC. But when time for the other act she passed out. WTF. She nods in and out tells me to go ahead. It was like having sex with a corpse. But I like it weird huh. I stayed until 11pm or so she semi come around and we do it I guess for real this time. In all not bad for 30 and smokes. She been on the streets for 4years now and she gets worst looking but more professional. She maintains her habit and pays rent and all her bills usually you go into a SW house no heat no toilet no light no nothing. Just a thought.
[QUOTE=Smiling Fox]hey all you [b]horney[/b] mongers, CYA in 2006.
TAKE CARE,
BE SAFE,
and have a happy new year.[/QUOTE]Did somebody call my name?
Thanks for the wishes Fox, greetings from the Philadelphia board, and have a good 2006 yourself. I've enjoyed reading your posts here, but feel I must comment on the Recent Ones With All Those Bloody Capital Letters.
Recall the words of the Honorable Jackson about WRITING IN ALL CAPS:
• This is the internet equivalent of shouting, It's difficult to read, and it's simply not necessary unless you are either lazy or an egomaniac.
And now the words of the Dishonorable Horny Harry about [b]W[/b]riting [b]W[/b]ith [b]C[/b]apital [b]L[/b]etters [b]A[/b]t [b]T[/b]he [b]B[/b]eginning [b]O[/b]f [b]E[/b]ach [b]W[/b]ord:
• This is the internet equivalent of hiccuping, It's difficult to read, and it's simply not necessary unless you are either an egomaniac or still in shock over the Ravens loss to the Eagles last year.
Now give me a head start back up I-95 before you start throwing all your used condoms at me... :p
That is a great set of rules to monger by.
Well-organized and very complete!
Nice job.
I've also worried about a SW taking my keys and running. So, I got another key made and I keep the complete set of keys hidden in the car. If a SW takes the ignition key, it really isn't that big of a deal. Once I had a SW question why there was only one key in the ignition. She must have been worried that I was LE because she sprinted out the door at the next stop. I guess I could add a couple of old keys that aren't used any longer and have something that looks like a real set, but it really hasn't been a problem.
Horsetrader
[QUOTE=Rookiemonger]Hey fellow mongers!
Her name was Liz,19 y.o. A little heavy but was very personable,had nice mouthful tattas & was willing to swallow & pose for the camera for .30 donation to the LE's annuel Valentines ball.
Would repeat. Skills 6-7(not sure if it was me or her-lol),personality 7,looks 6.
She gave me digits-will try later this week to see if it actually works.
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Rook, if you really believe Liz is a 6, I take back my earlier congrats. Dude, If that is a 6, what the fuck is Angela, a 47! A six is better than average. You must have been shitfaced if you think that's better than average:) Please take my name off of that picture. I think my next seminar might be on rating girls looks.
Hit the stroll tonight around 11. Pigtown was hopping. At least 6 girls out, 4 blondes, and two brunettes. Didn't know any of them, but on Rook's scale they were all at least 10's:) Also saw Pam and Tammy on Wilkens, and Christy on Ramsey.
Despite all the action, nothing really caught my eye so I bagged it.
Thanks Huge.
Safe hunting to all.
Muff Scout
First, a report, then some commentary.
I have been hitting the streets hard, and with no success. My desperation has taken me far from my usual hunting grounds at PP/C over to W/W over the holidays, and the pickings have been slim. Actually saw a decent WSW on Carey and Washington, but all bundled up, so who wants to take the chance. She seemed plain, and if she is a 6 outside the car, I guarantee she is a 4 in it. They never get better looking after they get in the car. Hey you should add that to your rules Muff.
Had a close encounter of the SW kind on PP/C with "Camille". That is the name she gave me. Something just wasn't right. Looked ok outside the car, much older, and worn in the car. (see above paragraph) Decided to bail. Nothing much else out, except the lights on Conkling below Lombard. What is up with that? Oh I did see the hottie I picked up twice before. She has gone from an 8.5 to a 7 to a 3. I didn't even acknowledge I saw her, she has gotten that bad.
Don't get me wrong gents, there are SWs out there, but I only seem to find the skanks. When I began this hobby, there were plenty of attractive, young women available, especially PP/C and Hambden.
So unable to find respite, I have also been hitting the block again. Pathetic there too I must say. With the departure of the bartender to another club, the hangout where Trash and I had our usual starting point for our block tours is a sad and pathetic place. Its amazing how just over a year and a half ago it was full of hotties. I have broadened my horizons, and popped my head into some clubs I previously avoided. The one constant on the Block is change. Found a few leads on my last trip. One young, thin, blonde lady offered to meet me after her shift. It was too late for me, but we agreed to meet later this week. I will see if she follows through. Oh, and she is clearly on H, but definitely not down to street level yet. I have a promise of a full hour... Also saw an old friend who addiction is much milder. She may call, but was high when we talked, so who knows.
So that is the update, most of which probably belongs in 2005...lol
Now some comments:
Muff: terrific job on the rules. I do differ on the "don't pick anyone up unless you have seen her before part" Hell, I almost never see the same girls twice! I would never get anywhere if I followed that rule. Of course, its been dry for a while here anyway...
Norm's post is eerily familiar...I could swear I heard that same story before.... Maybe later I will do a search and post the link, or one of my young alcolytes can do it for me?
Smiling: You need to pm me the info about a female bartender available for takeout! Remember our discussions before you came "on board". Help a brother out...
Have a great, safe 2006 one and all, with the usual exceptions and you know who you are, and I know you still reads the board!)
Dr. Monger
dam,,,, forgot to mention doc,,,, oh forgive me oh great mentor......
and a pm you shall get. dam how did you remeber that.
and a dam nice job your doin sir muff.
SF
Norm:
I am glad to hear you were able to escape your incident with only the loss of money, and it should be a lesson to everyone that you can never be too careful.
Here is the approach I use in this type of situation: Whenever a girl refuses to get out of my car or makes and kind of threatening remark or action, I try my best to keep her at bay (with conversation, etc) until I can drive to a lighted area, preferably a convenience store, etc. Sometimes this can be accomplished by telling her that you want to get a drink or something to eat, and even offer to buy her something as well. When you get out of the car WITH THE KEYS, pull out your cell phone and tell her you are calling 911. Almost all of these girls have an arrest history and want nothing to do with the cops. If you do have to call the cops, it's your word against hers. You can say that you offered her a ride, or that she jumped into your parked car and tried to threaten you. As long as you are sober and have no criminal history you have nothing to worry about. For me it has never gotten that far because once I am out of the car and threatening to call the cops, she is out faster than you can say "Baltimonger".
On one occasion the girl was so threatening towards me (demanding money, refusing to get out) that I slammed on the brakes, pulled my keys, and jumped out in like 3 seconds. I went over to her side of the car with my phone in hand and said... "Look, the cops are on the way and I am sure they are going to believe my story rather than some drugged up street wh*re..." Let me tell you, this b*tch changed her tune quick.
The point is, as soon as you let your guard down this type of incident is bound to occur. Always be aware of your surroundings and if something does not feel right, follow your intuition!
Good luck to all and be safe in 2006!
PS: MUFF... good work on the informative posts and keeping the board rolling!
The last year was spent in the AMPs in DC. There were many wonderful times. But, my fororite, Angel is on vacation, and just saw Mimi.
Started around, and around, and around the Wilkens area. Been a couple years since any serious efforts. But, DC may be without AMPs in the next months. Time to find a few regulars in Baltimore. Further, the Block is not the answer. Much too much cash, for much to little service, and getting hooked up with for "Take Out Require Service," can require a small fortune.
Wikens it was a sellers market, I saw only 3 possibles, and acceptables, in about 4 hours. The few hotties were picked up before one expedited trip round the block, to get into position.
Talked to Crystal. Not that she was high, but at least about two inched floating above the ground. Not sure of her exact name, but perhaps Martha, who lives on the last house, on the corner, just past the old donught shop.
What these two agreed, was there was a "Warrent Sweep," between Christmas and New Years. Reliables like Krissy, my objective this evening, many others are quests of the City.
I do not know how long such a get away lasts. In the "Golden Days" in DC, the ladies "Manager" would keep this get away for a day. Anybody know how long this is for in Baltimore.
Marion Barry did not want to cut off his supplies in DC. Slightly off topic is that he got stuck up on Monday!
Saw a WSW who was about a 7 on the Track, and 4/5 in the light at Tim's. Unlocked passenger door, she jumped in, and get away was without impediments. Reciprocal "You a cop?" tests set the evening right to proceed. Don't remember her name, but did right it down in the car, and will learn it.
Great attitude, good services, and knew the difference between the 1st and 5th Amendments. Talked about this in regard to "Warrent Sweeps." Was absent from law school the three years that this was taught, but don't think there is any requirement to make any statements during a sweep, nor a requirement to provide inormation. That would be like the Nazi SS requiring your "Papers."
Finally, every working professional used the word "Track." Now the incoming word is "Stroll." Your thoughts?
The girl you had the unfortunate luck to meet and get ripped off by is named Carrie as in Cash and Carrie, there are numourous warnings in the forum about her. She is famous for ripping off mongers and when confronted she yells for a male friend which is a figment of her imagination.
The best thing for a situation like yours would have been pepper spray or a 300,000 volt stun baton, she is always in the area but if you confront her she will say it must of been her sister which is also a figment of her imagination. Consider yourself lucky as she is known to carry a piece of broken glass or a razor blade to protect herself.
Consider it as a lesson learned, good luck with your future mongering and stay clear of Cash and Carrie.
Mr, Boh, welcome. Loop, stroll, tracks, who cares, just pick them up and have fun:)
I was thinking about what I would do if I was put in Norm's situation. I think I might have said something like, "OK Hon, I'll drive straight to the police station and turn myself in. Or stop for the first patrol car I see and surrender." Of course, it's easy to be a genius after the fact. I have the benefit of time to think. No one knows what they would do for sure in that situation if you have never been there. I think Norm handled it as well as it could have been. He's down 4 jacks but he's safe, he's got his wheels and he can monger another day.
Incog and Fox, thank you. Fox, I like the Sir Muff:)
Geesh, you just confirmed what I said. Assume every other vehicle out there is ULE.
There are several companies, Phantomplate.com and Photostopper.com are among them, that sell sprays and covers for your license plate so that it becomes highly reflective and won't show up on the stop light cameras. The stuff works and it is not illegal. LE hates it. So much for digital photos.
Harry, leave the Fox alone. That's just him stylin:)
Horse, I keep an extra set of keys hidden as well.
Doc, it is a harsh rule, but remember, the guidelines were designed to help newbies, whose monger radar has not yet been fine tuned by experience. BTW, I agree, the skank count seems to have gone up lately. Many of the cutie's are MIA.
Dmbman, many of the better looking, and smarter SW's don't want their pictures posted. They've got all the business they need. It also helps to stay under the LE radar screen. The skanks who spend hours out there in the cold waiting for a pickup need all the advertising they can get.
BJ, if you like fucking corpses, try Fran or her sister Dorothy, blonde Rachel, or my ex wife. I've got digits if you want:)
Safe hunting to all.
Muff Scout
Since none of my disciples did a search, it was left to me to do. Here is the link, which is actually two reports of SWs pretending to be ULE to sucker johns:
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=380711#post380711[/url]
Don't fall for it gents. LE WILL NOT GET IN YOUR CAR.
Dr. Monger
P.S. incog: ltns. nice to see ya!
HBO On Demand has an occasional series re: sw's in various cities. The current episode they've got is based in NYC sometime in the last year or two. At any rate, they follow around this sw (I have no clue how she got picked up in the first place but I digress) who had bough herself a $5.99 novelty badge and a set of handcuffs doinig the same exact scam.
Bottom line is that ULE, at least in Baltimore will pop you without getting in the car, unless they're following you - in which case you should have a story worked out ahead of time, and STICK TO YOUR STORY. If a sw starts running this scam on me, I have absolutely no problem throwing the car into park, grabbing my keys and walking to the local corner pub for a pint.
I was in the throes of CG with a little hottie a while back and we got lit up by the local cops on patrol, in retrospect we were pretty fucking obvious and we *were* there for a really, really long time.
We told the police we had met a a bar (incidentally, this was entirely true) and were both cheating on our SO's (also true) and well, dumb move horny people make stupid mistakes (this from the journal of DUH). The cops ran our info, we were both clean (I knew that I would be), my guess is that she is a real part timer if she's a sw at all, but they let us go with a warning about W/W being a dangerous neighborhood and the potential of our getting carjacked.
I posted last year about other cities and their Vice Squads playing by a different set of rules. For example, In New Orleans, at east before all the cops quit the force outright :-) cops can - and will - not only get into your car, but actually undress all the way and touch you before they make a bust.
Then again, New Orleans has issues that Baltimore won't ever be cosmopolitan enough to deal with.
The basic rule of thumb is that if it looks to good to be true, it probably is.
Its sort of like shopping when you're hungry - you come home with all sorts of crap you don't really need. If you head out when you're sperm in the eyeballs horny, you're only inviting yourself to a whole heap of shit, and deservedly so.
But if you venture out halfway horny and the slightest bit lucid, read the forum and the tips the seniors have posted, you'll meet a sw who you can visit whenever you want, as horny as you want, and not risk anything beyond ending up with your very own stripperella nightmare.
At the moment, I am thoroughly enjoying one of my own and will tell y'all about it later - that is after I get back from her hotel a little later this evening - that is unless I get distracted by something else on the stroll:-)
Stay Safe,
Benchseats Rock
Got the urge to go criusing today at 9: 30. W/W and CB were dead. On my way home driving past the Salvation Army store saw Terri 43yo vet of 20+ years 5'2 95lbs maybe ccl. Over my years I have been with her about 7 times and she is always professional. I usually go for the young SW but no one was out and I was horny. Did the "are you a cop" thing just because. The thing about Terri I like is she always gives me a discount and she has the best hiding places. I can usually get BBBJ for half a jackson and 1/2 and 1/2 for the other half. In a bind a few months ago I saw her and had 5 bucks to my name and got an unrush BBBJCIM. Tipping pays off. She is living in a house a couple blocks away with another SW and her boyfriend. The other gurls about a 6 on the SW scale Terri's a 2 but a trooper. The house is safe the boyfriend of the other girl can easierly be beaten if it comes to it. Anyway got 1/2 and 1/2 for. 2 and 2 pops. Guys shes old but aims to please. I have never had her once and not popped.
Happy New Year and greetings all.
Let's all hope this year is going to be better and safer than last.
Like many of you, I don't know if we are talking about the same girls or not since they change their street names frequently or use the same ones as others. After a while, it all becomes a blur. It would be nice to have a picture gallery with their names attached as some one suggested.
Geesh, I am glad to hear that Angela is trying to straighten out her life. Angela mentioned to me that she was trying to get into one of the drug treatment programs and had a bartending job lined up in Ellicot City. I wish her well and hope she makes it.
I ran into Fran on Wilkens last night around 5:30 p.m. Fran is 34 y/o, dark blond hair, slender, about a 6 rating in the looks department, and from Aberdeen where she was living with her boyfriend. I don't know if this is the same Fran that one of you mentioned previously.
Fran mentioned that she got into a big fight with her boyfriend, was kicked out of their place and is living in some shit-hole on Delaney. I asked Fran where she got the cut on the bridge of her nose and black eye and she told me that a couple of black guys robbed and beat her the day before.
Fran was a friendly enough girl but not worth a repeat. She wanted me to take her home with me but I declined. I have never taken one of these girls to my home and don't intend to start.
I know that some of you have SW girlfriends that you are involved with and have invited them to your homes, but for me the risk is not worth it. You don't know if they will steal you blind, embarrass you in front of your neighbors and friends, geek out on you, or do something else crazy. The trust level just isn't there for me to take a chance.
The advice about not getting involved with these girls is a good one. Just remember, it NOT ABOUT YOU BUT ABOUT THE MONEY/DRUGS.
BBB
Let me pose the following hypothetical. It involves a fictional conversation between myself, and a SW we shall call Cinnamon.
Muff: Cinnamon?
Cinnamon: Yes Muff honey?
Muff: May I take your picture?
Cinnamon: Why Muff?
Muff: Because I would like to post it on the Internet along with a description of the sexual activities we engaged in.
Cinnamon: No Muff.
Muff: But why Cinnamon? I’ll pay you extra? Pretty please?
Cinnamon: No Muff.
Muff: But why?
Cinnamon: Because Muff, there are some people in my life who don’t know that I do this, and I want to keep it that way.
Muff: I sorry. I baaaad:(
For those of you who are too obtuse to get the moral of this story, I will spell it out for you.
Even a prostitute has the right to some privacy.
While we are on the issue of privacy, let me make another point. If you spend some time with these girls, they may reach the comfort zone with you where they choose to share some private info about themselves. If this happens, do not feel the need to blast this info all over cyberspace in a feeble attempt to impress us with your knowledge of this particular girl’s personal life. All you have achieved is betraying her confidence. We do not have to know all the private details of their lives. Especially if they are making an effort to get clean and stop tricking. Being nice to the girls includes respecting their right to privacy.
That is why we do not post the picture of every girl on here. Because many do not want their pictures posted. I believe they have that right. Let’s respect it.
Moving on to the subject we should be talking about, I hit the stroll about 1:30 this AM, after watching that great Texas/USC game. Pigtown was dead. Saw the two Shannon’s on Wilkens, but picked up Lindsey on Eagle.
Lindsey is the SW equivalent of a utility infielder. Not the prettiest, not the best sex, but reliable. Kind of like BJ's Terri. After two bad encounters, I wanted a sure thing. Got it with Lindsey.
Safe hunting to all.
Muff (The only fucking monger who has mentioned Fran since April of 2005) Scout
[QUOTE=Geesh]The girl you had the unfortunate luck to meet and get ripped off by is named Carrie as in Cash and Carrie, there are numourous warnings in the forum about her. She is famous for ripping off mongers .....
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Geesh,
I don't think it was Carrie who ripped Norm off. I saw Carrie just a few weeks ago on Washington, and she had her usual short butch cut. Norm said his girl had wavy hair down past her shoulders. The handcuffs are not her MO. She is into the quick hit and run. She will settle for a quick $20, a cell phone, or a camera, and bolt from your car. This handcuff scam is too complex for her.
Lastly, Carrie is notorious for insisting on doing a quick dick suck to prove you are not a cop. While doing it, she opens up your urethra and spits in it, hoping to pass on the chlamydia she has. I'm told by some of the girls who know her, that she really hates men, especially johns, and relishes the thought of passing her special gift along.
Carrie, who also goes by Jules, Sara, Angie and Casey, must be around 30. She is about 5'7, thin, no breasts to speak of, and has a short butch cut with dirty blonde hair. She works Washington between Ostend and 95.
If you spot her, avoid her. She has ripped off many of our mongers, including me.
Safe hunting to all.
Muff Scout
[QUOTE=Muff Scout]Geesh,
I don't think it was Carrie who ripped Norm off. I saw Carrie just a couple of weeks ago on Washington, and she had her usual short butch cut. Norm said his girl had wavy hair down past her shoulders. The handcuffs are also not her MO. She is into the quick hit and run. Also, Carrie is notorious for insisting on a doing a quick dick suck to prove you are not a cop. While doing it, she opens up your urethra and spits in it, hoping to pass on the chlamydia she has.
Muff Scout[/QUOTE]Muff, you are probably right. The reason I figured it might be Carrie was the fact whoever it was had balls to pull a stunt like that and when confronted she yells to a friend to help her.
Thats all we need is another one like her on the loop.
[QUOTE=Muff Scout]Carrie, who also goes by Jules, Sara, Angie and Casey, must be around 30. She is about 5'7, thin, no breasts to speak of, and has a short butch cut with dirty blonde hair. She works Washington between Ostend and 95.
If you spot her, avoid her. She has ripped off many of our mongers, including me.
Muff Scout[/QUOTE]
Muff,
This doesn't sound like the "Carrie" I know. I had my cell phone stolen by a "Carrie" who I think is the "Cash and Carrie" we all refer to. The sw I know has platinum blond hair (same color as Wilkins Ave. Tammi) a little past her shoulders, has some meat on her, a nice butt and I've always seen her on/off Wilkins, usually around Payson? I guess it is possible she cut her hair and moved over to Washington, but it sounds like two different girls.
Camden
Dr. Monger always looking to educate the masses...Happy New Year Old Timer...